>A group of mountain bikers accidentally discovered and rescued a half-naked and bleeding woman who was lost in the Idaho wilderness.>She had removed her shorts to bandage her raw, bleeding feet and had left her phone in her car. She has nothing else with her.>Wayment had been lost for two days and was severely disoriented. She appeared malnourished and dehydrated.>'She didn't want help at first. She was scared and very guarded. It took about a half hour before she would talk.' https://www.eastidahonews.com/2025/09/local-bikers-stumble-upon-missing-blaine-county-hiker/Watched too much Naked & Afraid?Bad drug trip?Deliverance-type situation?
>>2843141She escaped my pussy cave. GIVE HER BACK!!!
I'm gonna go with Occam's Razor on this one:>gets lost (somehow: starts too late, gets dark, overgrown trail, foraging off trail, whatever)>basic Walmart shoes get destroyed and/or cause mega-blisters after 17 miles of scrambling up and down rugged terrain: wrap feet in ripped-up shorts.>run into group of dirt biking chuds while severely weakened and wearing nothing but panties. Instinctively jump to "men more dangerous than bears" female-brainworm.
>>2843141It was a spiritual quest>According to a group of friends who were at the campground with Kelly, she stated that she was going on a "spiritual quest" before removing her clothes and walking into the woods wearing only a fanny pack containing knives, matches, and a compass. She has not been seen or heard from since. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Maureen_Kelly
>>2843150kek, women outside
>>2843141> lost for two days> malnourishedDrugs, before, during and after.Either that, or just the average woman moment.Perhaps a mix of both.
>>2843150>"spiritual quest"So she was on acid/shrooms.Friends were also high as fuck because they let her strip down and walk away from camp alone.Got it.
>two daysAmateur!
>>2843157>>2843150But just so we're clear, that incident was from 2013, and the girl is still missing. OP is from a couple days ago.
>>2843166Why did she turn black?
>>2843141Drugs or stupidity, or both. Not sure what the meth situation is like in Idaho.
>be a 4chan /out/ autistic incel>still doesnt recognize classic signs of hypothermiaits already cold in those fucking mountains this time of year.Or just drugs.Either way its not some mysterious conspiracy any more than finding some crazy whacked out chick in an alley in Detroit.
>>2843141>Watched too much Naked & Afraid?>Bad drug trip?>Deliverance-type situation?LOUD INCORECT BUZZERfourth option she's a retard
>>2843250Sunlight exposure and southeast Asian DNA.
>>2843283But we have already established that she’s a woman.
>>2843146Maybe>>2843141But I'm a conspiracy tard so I prefer to think she escapaded traffickers
>>2843166Should women be allowed /out/ by themselves?
>>2843373And another one
>>2843373>Should women be allowed (to anything) by themselves?No
>>2843374there was more to this one. she made the story up. apparently her mom is known for go fund me scams.
>>2843388Women should be allowed to suck my cock by themselves, although they're encouraged to bring a friend
>>2843374She looks like Kevin Hart
>>2843373At least she had some introspection and saw that she acted foolishly instead of insisting that "the system" should have a way to prevent consequences from dumb decisions.
>>2843398She blames it on autism, which is extremely trendy with the tiktok crowd. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz1KvmIsT5I
>>2843474She didn't initially, and she got slammed for it in the media, which is why she came out later with this apology saying it was her fault. She originally claimed it was spiritual or something crap, never mind the fact she almost died and lots of men spent hundreds of hours searching rough wilderness for her.
>>2843257Apparently it's only a tenth as bad as Alabama's
>>2843150It was. The woodland spirits possessed her mind and lured her into the woods to go to fairy land. Or Sasquatch took her to his cave and made her his wife. You should always be cautious how you think in the woods because some like to feed on frustration and anger.
Mountain bikers just can’t stop winning
>>2843498They were dirt biker shitbags. Picrel.
>>2843501Still, I will keep an eye out for naked disoriented women deep innawoods during my MTB trips.
>>2843501Is she touching his back with her bare vagina?
