Does anybody else sometimes start screaming and hollering and making chimpanzee noises loud as fuck in the middle of the woods? I like to think that someone far away hears me doing it and thinks it's bigfoot.
>>2845427Are you autistic?
>>2845427They probably just think it's some annoying faggot ruining everyone's serenity
>autumn time>bigfoot starts throwing pine cones at my tent again.
>>2845427They'd just assume it's some retard gibbering again. If you really want to freak out the normies in the woods, get an elk call and go to town.
>>2845704This Tbh, I'd just think it's some autismo having a seething meltdown. Sadly, not the first time I've seen the woods break some idiot.
>>2845427No, I'm White.
No but I make those stupid things from the Blair witch project and hang them in random spots. I also carve weird shit into trees and have dragged random items out into the middle of nowhere and staged them in odd ways that you wouldn’t expect. Got a local Facebook group of Karen’s freaked out because I wrote lyrics to Pink Floyd songs all over bottles in the woods. They came up with all these wild theories and were scared.
>>2845427This is why it's so bad to spare the belt on autistic kids when they are young.
>>2845427Keep that up and a real bigfoot will come and rip your head off faggot
>>2845872based
>>2845427No. I sneak up when they're sleeping and take a big, steamy shit right outside their tent flap.
>>2845872>I'm schizophrenic as a joke
>>2845872This dudes out shitposting innawoods and perplexing normies, topkek
>>2848772It keeps people out of my good spots
>>2845427It's real>B me driving home at 3 back roads I won't say what state just note part of northeast Side note before I get into my sighting > lifelong friend has been telling me for the past six years about how weird things have been going on outside his house > he finally gets a good look at what's been stalking his house and throwing rocks and doing other weird things >he tells me it's bigfoot > at the time believe he saw something but not sure if it was big > back to me driving round a corner and my high beams hit something standing in a farmer's field > get a perfect look at this thing before it ducks down and goes out of my headlights> thing looked almost identical to the Patterson film > except for the head was flat on top > it was a lot thicker a lot bigger> no sign of it being a woman
>>2850915It weirds me out now when I'm fly fishing or hiking I know constantly have this feeling on the back of my mind like you're sneaking around someone's house I never had this with bears or mountain lionscience or coyotes I know i shouldn't be worrying about something that may or may not exist even if they do what's the odds that I get attacked by one or even see one again but it feels like there's are lord of the rings orcs stalking through the woods and if I run into one it's over
>>2845734Indian detected
>>2845427I staple missing people fliers in cellophane to trees. Not just recent ones, but long time missing people.
>>2850917calm down apu, there's no need for a street shitting chimp out.
Bigfoot ain't real.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minimum_viable_population
>>2845872Damn nigger, you desperately need some new hobbies
>>2845427All modern bigfoot sightings are just people in the woods in bigfoot costumes fucking with everyone else
