Cave diggers will never get a girlfr.... wat?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qEfSmWfwm0
>>2849213just play minecraft
>>2849458I play minecraft in real life
CAVE CRAVEnow YOU can try out what is it like to pass away head down too!
>>2850053imagine you're stuck and only people who can rescue you are mormon manlets.
>>2850059what?
>>2849213The true autist /out/ deserves is this cavemanhttps://www.youtube.com/@PaleasHope he's still alive
>>2850080that link doesnt work
>>2850072when picrel happened, only creatures able to get close to the stuck 6 feet guy were 5 feet manlets and women
>>2850220were they able to get in there with him?
>>2850249only 1-2 guys at a time were able to get nearby him, only 1 person right next to him at a time. some rescuers were able to partially squeeze right next to him into the crack to tie rope to his legs or later around his waist (though they report it was very difficult to do so).>About 5 hours later Spencer called me up and asked me to respond, saying that people were getting tired and they really needed small cavers. >After stabilizing myself by jamming my body into a narrower section of the crack I began speaking to John...>I went first to check, just in case the paramedic couldn’t fit. I first tried the stethoscope and was only able to get it about 3 inches up and to the right of his naval. I didn’t hear a distinct heart beat, only some ruffling, fluttering sounds that were probably a result of me shaking as I tried to steady myself in an awkward location. I then jammed my hand between the rock and pressed as far up his torso I could go to feel for breathing.https://www.brandonkowallis.com/2024/02/the-nutty-putty-cave-rescue-the-death-of-john-jones-one-rescuers-perspective/you can check his report, there are also some cool diagrams and photos
