wyd when u gotta take a big smelly diarrhea in the woods
Pray for mercy the skinwalker wont smell me.
>>2849803Use God's bidet, of course.
Find a tree, preferably one that's on a bit of a hill. Squat and hold on to the tree. This is so that you don't shit in your pants. Pissing outside is great, very liberating. Shitting outside sucks, but sometimes, it's got to be done.
>>2849803strip completely naked, casually stroll with a revolver in one hand and a small shovel with a roll of toilet paper over the handle until I find a suitable clear spot, squat and shit, and then wipe and bury it. it would be nice to dig a small hole first, but diarrhea doesn't permit that.>>2849805>skinwalkerafter smelling my scent he'll be more afraid of me than I am of him
>>2849803Just lean my with back against the tree with my trousers reassuringly far away from the stream, and then the floodgates open. Use fallen leaves to wipe if necessary. Then if it's a big pile of evil I'll put a branch over it.
>>2849803I have an emergency forest shitting kit in my backpack at all times. A small roll of TP, hand sanitizer, and a nitril glove. All wrapped in a plastic bag. Wouldn't go without it.
>>2849803I just do a headstand (remove pants first) and let 'er rip, with the wind of course
