I regret not joining the boy scouts I dont know how to build a letrine or if i shouldevery survival guide seems to be assuming im not in the middle of a city
Nothin' personal, southie. Hopefully this goes better for you than the Falklands
>>2850572>My country is about to get bombedVenezuela?
>>2850576yep
>>2850572Have you tried not electing a drug lord?
>>2850572We don't really go into the jungle here anon. Mostly mountains and cold places.There are dickfish in the rivers down there.
>>2850581>electingfat man hasnt won a singe election he riggs it every timelast time however it was so blatant even their own commies know it
>>2850577Yeah well sorry. We're all first worlders here and only know about what to do outdoors, not how to survive in a war-torn south american country. I'm pretty sure it doesn't much involve the outdoors though. Food and shelter are generally to be found in the city, even in war.Also I doubt Trump will do much more than a few punitive strikes to get political concessions. A full on war would be way too unpopular both domestically and internationally. The chance that your residential area will be hit is minimal. Just don't stay in government buildings or near infrastructure like ports.
>>2850572>>2850577Get refugee status and move to the US. Go /out/ as much as you want after that.
>>2850572don't worry anon i don't think it's gonna be an actual war. like putin's "war" its seems to mostly be theatrics intended for domestic audience. i don't think it's gonna affect your boonie town at all, they're just gonna airstrike and maybe drop some commandos to your capital and that's itwell, that is... if you don't go full retard like the ukrainians and escalate it into a real war
>>2850572remember: when you are in a failing city, there is meat all around you.
>>2850572The most important book that I can say from the top of my head is:SHTF Survival Boot Camp: A Course for Urban and Wilderness Survival during Violent, Off-Grid, & Worst Case Scenariosby Selco BegovicHe talks about he and his family survived the siege of Sarajevo during 1995. That being said, if you want real advice.Try to get to Spain and study a formación profesional for two years in a town of Castilla, Extremadura or Aragón where rent is cheap. Use those two years of legal residence for applying for Spanish nationality and once you get it granted, you can move freely within the EU with a recognized academic title that will make getting a job easier
>>2850572This is why you made your bug-out backpack a while ago, right? I call mine the "fuck off express" because it contains everything i need to just fuck off into the trees and live well enough for a long time. To only rely on the most basic of services (walking to a town to buy food once per week) is the key to it. I've got everything pretty much, and for any season. Wood burning stove, water filter with an 8L water bag that doubles as a shower. I can put it next to the stove to get warm-ish and then strap it to a tree branch and have a warm-ish shower even in winter using biodegradable soap. Then I can hop back into the tent to dry off in the warmth while shaving with a hand mirror. You get the idea - if I really need to fuck off expressly then I can live an apartment lifestyle out in a small tipi tent. I can wash my clothes myself, or I can take them to a launderette within 3-5 miles as I go for my weekly food shop. Everything has a place and there is always a solution.This is the type of thing you invest in and become adept at doing, on your own, so that you can immediately remove yourself from society if/when necessary.
ngmi
>>2850616>SHTF Survival Boot Camp: A Course for Urban and Wilderness Survival during Violent, Off-Grid, & Worst Case Scenariosthanks, something like this is what I was looking for
>>2850609But how do I rescue my steak collection
>>2850643Your steak is now mobile.
>>2850587Might be better to go to europe because the tards over there would let in a shitload of refugees just to spite america
>>2850616reading this and this stuff is very useful, i should try to buy some lighters tomorrow to trade for food later
>>2850616>survived the siege of Sarajevo during 1995contrary to popular beliefs it's actually not very hard to "survive" a "siege" when your soldiers outnumbers your "besiegers" by almost 3 times and you have an entire literal superpower bloc bombing the shit outta them
>>2850572You're better off not doing anything other than stockpiling food/water and having a gun in case of thieves who want to steal your food and water.
