see this, what do?
>>2853653Turn 360 degrees and walk away
start talking in a baby voice and saying things like "awwww those are so cute" and walk over and try to pet the cubs
>>2853653See this where? While driving? Pull over and take pictures.While hiking in a different direction? Keep hiking.While hiking in their direction? Stop and wait.While camping? Make noise and try to scare them off. While floating? Keep floating.
>>2853653Tactically spin 360° and moonwalk away
>>2853655This
>>2853655Unironically the correct response
>>2853655>>2853674
>>2853663>>2853655if you 360 you'll just proceed towards the bear though
>>2853715newfag
>>2853715Yes. I prefer the bear over my girlfriend.
>>2853653throw my poop at them
>>2853653shoot 4 times
>>2853653Walk over and grab the middle one as that's the cutest.
>>2853653I was hiking to picrel but the bridge was washed out and we didnt want to do a chest deep water crossing so we walked around a lake, which turned out to be a marshy fucking mess but whatever. Cross a fallen log further upstream and 2 minutes later there was a big, raggedy looking bear just walking through the forest maybe 20 feet in front of me. He did not care about my presence, didnt even look at me. Honestly I felt invalidated. Did I smell? Did I not look meaty enough? Fucking prude.
>>2853653Bears have never seen me as a threat to them, though some have been shy and run away when they noticed me. I nearly always hear them before I see them. It's ironic how cityfags are so fearful of bears when their urban environment is full of vicious nasty humans who are much more of a threat than any bear.
