Autist here. What is the appropriate way to greet women that you encounter on the trail?
>>2855169you don't
>>2855169on a semi related note. why is it that at bottlneck sections of the trail i always invariably seem to get stuck behind a woman whos butt is prominently displayed and i have to awkwardly figure out where to direct my gaze until i can find a wide section of the trail to turbo past them.. its hard being a creepy hairy guy sometimes.
>>2855170ok fair. ive sort of resigned myself to pretending they dont exist and just walking past as quickly as possible. sigh.
>>2855169You say "hello" or the local equivalent.>>2855171You say "hey can I pass" or "on the left" and turbo past them. While enjoying the view.
Lower your club and crouch down, then grab her by the waist while making sure her upper body is slung over your shoulder, then you stand back up and carry her off to your cave.
>>2855169For my entire life hiking in the UK I would greet women like any other human being: say "hello" or "hi" which they say back and you walk past each other and that's fine.Since 2020 there has been a trend of young women wearing inappropriate clothing, and if you say "hi" or anything at all to them or notice they exist they act like you killed their family, because they never hiked before and are only doing so now for performative reasons. So basically, you should ignore them.These are Instagram thots who never hiked before and don't care about hiking or nature or anything, they're just going to get pictures of themselves wearing very little clothing in particular locations. I have learned that they tend to not be there in wet or cold weather or in non-tourist areas, so it's better to get off the beaten track since these "new hikers" are kind of shit and only there for a lewd photo shoot.
>>2855173which view
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