>Go /out/>Birdwatching or whatever>Enjoying the forest / woods>Pic related comes up to you>No owner in sightwat do?
>>2865749well first i'd stop inventing cunty faggot ragebait scenarios. then maybe stop sucking cocks for like, a day? i dunno anon.
>>2865751idk gaylord you came into my thread and i didn't ask you to so that's weird. this happened to me today
>>2865749The best you can do is don't run. If its a german shepard like that maybe he will just smell you and walk away or his owner will come soon. If it is a dangerous dog, pitbull, etc. Then do the same but pray that it's not a crazy dog and starts jumping to bite your arms or bites your legs. If that start to happen, find something to stab his eyes or head in general, scream for help and pray because you can't do anything more.The best thing to defend from a crazy dog would be a pepper spray I think. And if he gets closer, a knife. A gun is better of course but not everyone can have a gun.
>>2865759what if the dog has a gun?
>>2865751cool it with the islamaphobia!
caveman,,,pickup rock,BONK!, or,,petpetpet,,new best friend.
>>2865749I typically have bear spray while hiking, so I would bear spray the dog.
>>2865749>Be me driving in the woods with gf>See a dog running around>Middle of nowhere, no one around>Take him home, give him a bath and food>Seems okay for a few weeks>Euthanize him after two months later because he bit everyone in the house at least one.The correct answer is leave it where you found it or shoot it.
>>2865760The only thing that can stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun
>>2865749Befriend the dog because I'm not a little bitch.If dogs act aggressive towards you it's because they recognise that you are weak.
>>2865749Shoot the dog because I'm not a little bitch.If dogs act aggressive towards you, it's because they are weak and want to get shot in the face.
>>2865749i don't usually admit this but depending on the breed i slash its paw and go back to whatever i was doing, it's not like they'd know anywayfuck timmy gonna do besides continue being a neglectful owner
>>2865804>I'm not a little bitch.
>>2865807thebitch.