>Go /out/>Birdwatching or whatever>Enjoying the forest / woods>Pic related comes up to you>No owner in sightwat do?
>>2865749well first i'd stop inventing cunty faggot ragebait scenarios. then maybe stop sucking cocks for like, a day? i dunno anon.
>>2865751idk gaylord you came into my thread and i didn't ask you to so that's weird. this happened to me today
>>2865749The best you can do is don't run. If its a german shepard like that maybe he will just smell you and walk away or his owner will come soon. If it is a dangerous dog, pitbull, etc. Then do the same but pray that it's not a crazy dog and starts jumping to bite your arms or bites your legs. If that start to happen, find something to stab his eyes or head in general, scream for help and pray because you can't do anything more.The best thing to defend from a crazy dog would be a pepper spray I think. And if he gets closer, a knife. A gun is better of course but not everyone can have a gun.
>>2865759what if the dog has a gun?
>>2865751cool it with the islamaphobia!
>>2865749I typically have bear spray while hiking, so I would bear spray the dog.
>>2865749>Be me driving in the woods with gf>See a dog running around>Middle of nowhere, no one around>Take him home, give him a bath and food>Seems okay for a few weeks>Euthanize him after two months later because he bit everyone in the house at least one.The correct answer is leave it where you found it or shoot it.
>>2865760The only thing that can stop a bad dog with a gun is a good dog with a gun
>>2865749Befriend the dog because I'm not a little bitch.If dogs act aggressive towards you it's because they recognise that you are weak.
>>2865749Shoot the dog because I'm not a little bitch.If dogs act aggressive towards you, it's because they are weak and want to get shot in the face.
>>2865749i don't usually admit this but depending on the breed i slash its paw and go back to whatever i was doing, it's not like they'd know anywayfuck timmy gonna do besides continue being a neglectful owner
>>2865804>I'm not a little bitch.
>>2865750I have a park that is partially modern, mostly untouched nature except for the paths. tons of people go there, to run, to bike, to birdwatch, to do whatever. majority of the time people let their dogs off the leash. do goes off in the thickets for a sniff, and often times owner breaks sight of dog. so many times i will be walking along and a random leashless dog is posturing an attack being territorial. haven't been bit yet myself. but it genuinely pisses me off that owners play it off as "oh were just stranger training". some dogs are nice and they are well trained and don't need a leash. but I've been there so much that i will hear 2 dogs fighting on the far side of the park and i just think "yep, dumb dog owners cant follow the rules". I don't hate dogs, i just want your lovely pitbull on a leash before i send it to another realm. I don't know how runners do it. You think if people are running it would be more likely to set off aggressive dogs. this is what really happens when you let bad people run societies.
>>2865749shoot it, stab it, kick it dead.this is legal in most part of the world.
>>2865787You found a free living being, tried to keep it between four walls like a prisoner, then killed it after it tried to express it's frustration ?
>>2865749>Be white>Give it a pet>Go about my life Its literally this easy
>>2865987Know what I love about this place? You captured in words what I meant to convey in the image. I don’t hate dogs. I hate shitty dog owners. Keep it on a leash under your control. >“Oh he just got out!” >“He’s just a puppy!”>“Come here come here!” Dog refuses to follow commands. If your dog comes at me I’ll be very tempted to punch you in the face before the dog.
>>2865998It's a dog, not a prisoner of war. The thing biting someone once is enough for the ol' yeller treatment.
>>2865749>>2865749Most important: NEVER RUN AWAY (it triggers the hunting programs of the dog. I've shown it multiple times with my (very nice) dog (a shepperd of average size), each time it runs toward me to catch my hand).You MUST appear as dominant, that is to stay calm, showing you are in control. Once a man showed so much he was frightened by my dog that this one was also frightened (fortunately, my dog just made a jump to run away and did not attack, but it depends on the dog...)If the dog walks towards you, continue your travel, and when he is too close, just turn to walk towards him. If he runs towards you, you must run towards him. If its a pack of dogs running towards you ... always run toward them! (it has saved me more than once!). Never let them circle you (in this case: chose a dog and run toward him to attack him, you'll break the circle).If you have a stick, use it to make big circles around you, to scare them away, it helps. And if the dog (or pack of dogs) is immobilized, just make a big circle around to pass them by (it's a universal sign you respect their territories). Of course, if that does not work, do what I said above.And for last chance security, have something in your hand to give to the dog to bite, and keep pulling it (as if you were playing with a stick with the dog). Rem: I'm used to meet pack of street dogs, some nice, some I've made friends with, some agressives. Most do not want to attack me, but my dog. Last point: always have treats in your pocket, to give them: it works incredibly well! I've made friends with some aggressive street dogs this way.
>>2866366Maybe you should also be euthanized because you have strong opinions against being abducted
>>2865749>be me>go /out/>in a long trail connecting two villages>see a big dog without a collar running freely through the grain fields>it notices me but keeps running until it bypasses me>returns slowly behind me just being curious>I face it and just stand up looking at it>it just gives me it back and return being a free dog in the wildMost animals are harmless if they don't feel a danger from you, in the end they know that fighting is a sacrifice and if it will not prevent a greater loss, then it's meaningless.
>>2865987>>2866010I used to run daily on a trail but I stopped because retards will unleash their shitty dogs and dogs being dogs will follow you and attack you if you run, and I need to focus more on avoiding dog shit than enjoying being /out/. And this is also in the city. If you don't hunt, have a herd, or a have a place that needs protection, there's no need to have a dog, you're just abusing it in your apartment, and it will shit and pee all over your house and try to fuck your children.They should enforce a dog license where only people who can control their dogs and take care of them and their shit can own dogs. But most people will take huskies and breeds bred to work and run in the fields and force them in a small apartments instead of having children. And many dog breeds shouldn't exists, like Chihuahuas and shitbulls.Like the anons said, I don't hate dog, but I hate what retarded humans turned this animal into. The best and most virtuous dogs I saw were hunting dogs, and the most retarded and useless ones were those toy dogs.
>>2866440Based dog master.>And if the dog (or pack of dogs) is immobilized, just make a big circle around to pass them by (it's a universal sign you respect their territories). Of course, if that does not work, do what I said above.You mean if they are somewhere don't pass near them?