>>512293903Okay that's pretty fucking good
Chudfish
>>512293945
Murica
>>512293903How to do what?
>>512293903
>>512294473What is he doing that she is not?
>>512294473Female detected.>>512294563^rather than this, a better hint is to look what she's doing that he is not. That should be easier.
>>512293903I don't get it!!!!!!!
>>512294563Not fidgeting?
>>512294787Standing still and being quiet
>>512295025>>512294787>>512294563Keeping your fucking mouth shut.
Concealing his erection?
Where will you hide?
>>512294784ypepo dont seasun dey hair
>>512294473its a trick, the thing hes doing is 'being quiet', but he didnt tell her so she asks "what are we doing?" although its all staged, she was in on the joke
>>512294615i know this is a silly invention.. but it is quite clever to make use of the shirt for this.. maximizing quality and cleverness is quite nice.no wonder it went viral.. its silly, but also sensible in a number of ways
>>512294473Go on a date with me and I will explain over dinner.
>>512293903Literal npc.
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your "pol humor" threadsFace it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers.
>>512295575Thank you Mr Leaf
>>512294473Definitely a woman.
>>512295129>>512295172>>512293903OK that's messed up girls can obviously keep their mouths shut. Anyone that has a girlfriend knows this. They keep your secrets, and they keep their own. If you're actually this much of a girl-hater, I'm sure she has plenty of secrets.
>>512294563woman detectedhe's standing still, not yapping his mouth, not making sure every 5 seconds that he's accepted by the herd and doign the acceptable thing
>>512295928>They keep your secretslmao
>>512295928I've been married 25 years, Anon. You are just starting your journey. Good luck.
>>512294615SNOY makes wearable air conditioners.
>>512296113And you're probably a midwestern alcoholic that has a whiskey room.
>>512296279>And you're probably a [...] alcoholiche already said he's married
>>512295948>woman detectedAre you retarded? I was giving a very obvious hint to the woman.
>>512296279>>512296404lol. Real. Still sounds better than being brown.
>>512294473Keeping her whore mouth shut and just being.
>>512296279>>512296404>he already said he's marriedkek. I hope for his sake he has a room like that to relax.
>>512293945Lmao there is nothing securing the back lol, he fired the back of the shell directly at his chest.
>>512294031is this in your county?? freak ingg based!
>>512293903I hate zoomers so goddamn much.
>>512296959Faggot
Truewomen can't STFU.
>>512294563grabbing his dick?
>>512294051 They even shoot their bows like gangbangers. That push throwing all accuracy out the window. You can take the African out of Africa, but you can't take Africa out of the African.
>>512297010>>512297010>nigga dekapitation machine
>>512294473mate...
If I was the god.
>>512293945>we’ll be right back after these messages
>>512294473Not being a mouth breather
>>512298004I like your ideas already.
>>512294734>>512295371>>512295787>>512297876yeah noI may be blind thoughdidnt really consider it since her mouth was already open when it started
>>512298257>every time someone ask what is says they call them a niggerWhy do it be like that?
>>512297564i drive by that street 2-3 times a week. niggers in philadelphia are out of control in all aspect. the retarded nigger mayor does nothing, cops make 100k+ and arent risking their cushy jobs to "serve and protect" and the kike district attorney literally lets niggers go freely without so much as a fine. couple weeks ago the DA let a TEN YEAR OLD nigger off the hook for illegal firearm chargesthe houses in that neighborhood are 300k for a rowhome, and the last actual nice white neighborhood in the city is minimum 600k for a mcmansion or... rowhome. give it a decade philadelphia will be Portland 2.0. if you live here, flee. we sure are.
>>512297010Weirdboyz
>>512294784chirp
>>512294508Why didn't she call Yahweh instead?
>>512295187
>>512297070AHHHHHH!!! BLOODY FUCKING! BLOODY FUCKING!
anyone got that gif of the anime deathcamp in black and white ?
>>512294473lmao you will never be a man
>>512294784
>>512299275
>>512294563Smartest snow monkey
>>512294356
>>512294457LMFAO this is so fucking goofy just spin the band member XDDDDDDDDD
>>512295812>no Hispanics on the listHmmm....
>>512294051This is based, where is it?
>>512293903Why cant they shut the fuck up for 1 fucking minute bros? Why are they like this?
>>512293903LMFAO
>>512299092Oye WEÓN, MUÉRETE DESDE UN HELICÓPTERO. OJALÁ PINOCHET SE HAYA VIOLADO A TU MAMÁ. CONCHETUMADRE
>>512294508Hope you get stabbed, you dirty Finngolian
>>512297564>>512300822Pretty sure it's Papua New Guinea
>>512300822a leaked gameplay of RE 5 remake
>>512300822>>512297564>You can take the African out of AfricaThey aren't Africans, that was in PNG.
>>512300060Well I do declare if that house buck aint greased-up and jumpin about pure like he was a goose in high grass.. mighty peculiar indeed.
>>512294508Awww, I don't think that's funny at all. Reminds me of one actress who wrote in her memoirs about sexual abuse that as a four year old she placed all her toys and dolls by the door thinking it would stop her abuser from opening it and they would protect her. It's fucking heartbreaking.
>>512295928Femoid detected.Show tits or gtfo.None of what you said is true
>>512301171Espejito rebotín
>>512293903Yeah that's a good one. If you don't get it you're low T
>>512294784imagine the smell>>512295575Thank you for your service
>>512293903Fucking hell not another one copying this shit
>>512295742why bully niggers over thisat least they're trying. fuck you cunt, fucking faggot.
>>512301598Can't take the N out of the igger then.
>>512293945>>512298132
>>512300773
>>512296959kek
>>512300060dis nigga be wearin a thong
>>512302218
>>512294784if she had a working fire detector it would have alerted her that her fuckin head was on fire for nearly a minute kek
>>512295742kek that looks like a spoiler from an old Lola or Reynard Indy Car that they used for the tail
>>512293945Kek
>>512298914What in the absolute fuck are you doing driving by there? kek
>>512301880
>>512305179Ouch.
>>512305179I built something similar twenty years ago with a small propane tank and a grill igniter to launch golf balls.It was fun.POOOOMP!Golf ball goes flying three hundred yards.If it hit anything, people were looking for golfers.
>>512301680on the one hand that's not that far above africans, on the other hand they did make it to Madagascar first.
>>512305523Damn is he alright?
>>512305179"recoiless" rifle
>>512301676remilk*
>>512305926Just a haircut.>>512306205>Now with recoil™!
>>512295812>Per Capita "theory">US prisons are apparently 0% HispanicHoly shit they're really that dumb. This is beyond normal stupid. The fact that they believe Per Capita is some kind of Jedi mind trick to make them believe something they're not seeing is incredible. It literally boils down to>NO, ME SEE NUMBER BIGGER. YOU NO TRICK ME, NUMBER DEMON!
>>512305523I can't see anything in this tiny resolution. What actually happened here?
>>512296279>muh strawmanSorry your dad was mean to you champ
>>512302118Nigger cock sucker
>>512295742>das rite brothers
>>512295187That's pretty fucking cool
>>512297070He was barefoot on that nasty-ass floor.
>>512295812>Per Capita TheoryHeh
>>512294563Chilling the fuck out is what hea doing brother. No awkward moment, just comfortable silent company.
>>512306675The operator got a bit nervous and lost his head.
>>512294473>>512294563hahahahaha, show tits, you whores
>>512293903I don't get it
My chud brain thought he was about to deck her lmao
>>512303444Big tits
>>512295187>SLICE!
>>512297228Croatia
>>512294784Shiiieeeet.
>>512294051God dayum I love Niggers
>>512298004In germany we would call that "bumsklumpen".
>>512307513itsannemoore
>>512295742DAS RITE brothers
>>512297010>sir, the niggers are advancing
>>512295742A valiant effort.
>>512297010Noone got killed so that is a win.
>>512296658I enjoy this meme format
>>512302572All I've learned from this is that natives are just as bad as niggers
>>512294615Reminds me of that Asian kid from Goonies with all the silly gadgets
>>512294051> Literally baltimore if USA banned guns
>>512294698I did this at the local pool once.Everyone made fun of me.
>>512308811>Implying those lazy niggers would make bows
>>512294457Anyone who doesnt think thats cool af is a faggot. Only thing they should have done was place him on a higher platfoorm
>>512300060
>>512294615I [insert that video here] your mom.
>>512294356>Chudfish sharks are coming!>in two more weeks right
>>512301554isn’t there someone you forgot to ask?
>>512294698Oh yea, blacks are going to do just fine when whites go extinct.
>>512295248Oh, might've gotten it if it had sound.
>>512305523Is he OK?
>>512305926
>>512294698I think this might technically work assuming there's some O2 in the balloon and you breathe out your nose.
>>512297564> Literally Africa if Africans had guns
>>512308889The funny part is, I made that post BEFORE seeing leaf post here>>512297564
>>512308954kek
>>512306170
>>512309381but why?
>>512294473tits or GTFO
>>512309458>poles don cornstarch dey moufsngmi
>>512309381why do niglets have such cartoonishly large mouths?
>>512294508Easy there, buddy, you better improve your English before posting here; this is a Humor thread, not a Tumor thread.
>>512294784>casually going supersayan redTimmy has no chance
>>512309679for eating big globs of cornstarch obviously. It's like you Eurofags don't even have niggers!
>>512294457Hell yeah
>>512303444>>512304849White face and blackface yet now white people to be found
Context: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strip_search_phone_call_scam
>>512309833
>>512295742I love the excellent detail that there's a somewhat formally dressed nigger that rushes after it. Reminds me of that long screencap that described how Africans mainly "do as like" in pretty much any aspect of life. They act as if they are a cop, a nurse, a doctor, etc. Actual fucking monkeys that should be put down to the last I am perpetually confounded as to why this is not the logical conclusion to this evolutionary joke. Along with several other "peoples" of couse.
>>512294473Shut the fuck up.Also, shut the fuck up.
Someone has that video of a car going fast and then tons of indians getting out of a house going to see?
>>512301554Bro that's my ragebait webm. I hit the bump limit like 3 times with that so far
>>512295928>They keep your secretsNope. Anything you've done in bed with them is told to someone else. Everything.
>>512295575These edits make no sense. The door being broken open isn't even that of epstein
>>512297564This looks like an AI-generated parody of niggers in the hood
>>512310462Vibe check
>>512294051Call of Duty African Warfare
>>512298257This isn't even particularly hard to read. For me it's no harder than 7+8=15.
>>512297070>1970Long time ago, I'm sure they're a superpower by now
>>512294473To shut up
>>512295187wow what a cool blender animation! i wish i was a faggot!
>>512294051>133 BC>Tiberius Gracchus, as tribune, Leads the plebians in revolt against the senate
>>512294356>Nothing ever drawns
>>512310462How it feels to chew 5 gum
>>512294473Hello, woman.
>>512310879>i wish i was a faggot!
>>512308840You're not supposed to fill the balloon with farts.
>>512308954>MUH DICK>OOGA BOOGA>MUH DICK>OOGA BOOGA>MUH DICK>OOGA BO......>AAAAHHHH AHHHHHHH>MY ACTUAL DICK AAAHHHH
>>512310553 Listen here boy, I do declare those are real, authentic, genuine africanus americanas, within their naturale habitat, the porch. These baseless accusations of perpetuiting falsehoods is downright defamatory. It will not stand, my stable of zesty bucks perform better than the rest, it cannot be denied that free-range is the best way to keep em lean, keen, and flexible.
>>512311326she fell funny>>512311226>0:03>Are you not entertained?!
>>512311326That kinda reminds me of those vids of beaners hitting fireworks with sledge hammers.
>>512306170KEK
>>512295812>using numbers that were obtained using addition theoryquack stats
>>512293903Took me a minute.Thats because im sober.
>>512310144do foreigners really just shit on the floor like that?
>>512295928>They keep your secrets, and they keep their own. If you're actually this much of a girl-hater, I'm sure she has plenty of secrets
>>512311621Yes. Every day.
>>512311621Yes. Ari Shaffir went to China and confirmed chinks shit in public just like poos.
>>512298983Haha perfect description
>>512309827>webmThat's actually fucking accurate.>It's like you Eurofags don't even have niggersOnly the French and maybe the English have particularly many of them.
>>512311072*harpoonsOne job bruv.
>>512309188>balloon
>>512311605Well in this case a polar bear would always eat people if it has to. So no harm was done other than this person maybe getting eaten.
>>512311605really fucking stupid making them associate people with food like that, damn what a fucking idiot.>>512311621They don't even notice anything happened>>512311957Cool, I bet they're way different than our blacks, they have a very particular culture
>4chan>humor thread>tiktok slopFucking normies FUCK OFFF
>>512294508I hope that you get raped to death by a gang of muslims.
>>512301598For the love of god someone edit this to make the siper scene come last.
>>512311621Guessing he got the shits from something (probably a virus) and just played it cool instead of making a scene that would draw attention to him sharting in public.
>>512295187>>512294615
>>512312608That is well beyond a standard shart.
>>512295575Bless you
>>512312731Quote me calling it standard. I said he got the shits from probably a virus.
>>512305523How did that even happen? Why did it blow up? Malfunction or he fucked up?
>>512293903Are these tiktok slaves locked in a house making clips 24/7?
>>512294615Imagine wearing this at the barber's. Kek
>>512293903I want a girl to be in love with me like this
>>512309188The condom will never go underwater though so why not use it as a float to keep the hose out of the water like a long snorkel rather than breathing used air that's spermicidal and ribbed for her pleasure?
>>512294698>condom strapped on back>check>flashlight strapped to head>check>pants full of shit>checkTechnology comes to Africa
>>512307476Kek, he probably should have
>>512310159This needs more updoots.
>>512297564my favorite part of this video is the fat niggress using the nigger in the wheelchair as a human shield, then climbing over his shot up dead body to safety.
>>512294508kek, she got raped
>>512296959Oh shit whaddup
>>512309874The one with the stick is more impressive. He literally twirls it up in the air and catches it like marching band lead.
>>512310440Yeah I'm sure pam bundy, dan bongifugo, and kash smelltell all made that very clear when they realized the footage. Dumkoft.
>>512310074Cargo cult society
>>512294253I don't get it. He's moving his cock with kegel muscles right?
>>512313925bonjour femme
I hope someone called ER for >>512313757 having a stroke like that
>>512314216Silence maplenigger I figured it out. And NEVER speak to me in my divine tongue EVER again
>>512314298haha YOU'RE FRENCH
>>512306525Shouldn't she have gloves on? Is that the joke?
>>512293903Just being 2 inbred kikes
>>512314647I had that exact same job more than a decade ago and that's just how you do it, lol.
>>512314647The joke is Canada buddy. The joke is Canada.
>>512314647It's actually considered best practice to not have gloves on as they accumulate bacteria and you have less of a reflex to change them vs washing your hands whenever before/after handling food. Unfortunately this is probably a jeet so the chances of him not having shit particles all over his fingers is 0
>>512309381I have 4 of these webms for some reason
>>512294784>o lawdy it hot today
>>512293945Think I used this gun in FO4.
>>512314930epic, where were you 4 months ago when I was trying to redpill my friend?
>>512314836>picrelA jeet raped a neanderthal and now we have jews
>>512311326Is she ok?Don't play with fireworks
>>512297070Sir please do not redeem the cloth
>>512312207Thanks bro, that’s my laugh for today
>>512311467I remember this story from a long time ago. The vinyl/polyester seat covers melted all over his back, hence why he was still in so much pain
>>512293945Eurofags will do anything for a gun won’t they
>>512313741
>>512305523Looks like the rocket motor exploded
>>512315342what an idiot, he was literally fine and then he tried to hop back into the car which is where he got his new back skin
>>512300060Kek wtf
>>512315133Sorry anon, I just haven't had a reason to post these in a long time
>>512311841ZESTY
>>512315540he was trying to kms himself
>>512294051Papua New Guinea I'm guessing? If so, they've been having these skirmishes non-stop for thousands of years. This is hardwired into what little brains they have.
>>512310437Kek
>>512295928Imagine trusting a woman with your secrets
>>512305179>at bestHe's dead>at worstDefinitely memory loss as well as brain damage
>>512315666checked and MM MM SHOLE IS GUDpilled>>512315811well he sucked at it
>>512305274Got the Asian driver simulator before GTA6
