christcucks, how do you deal with the fact that your beliefs are obviously retarded and self-contradictory because they're fairy tales made up by desert shepherds thousands of years ago?
>>514443643How do you deal with the fact that you're running out of weed and too broke to buy any more, gay boy?
>>514443702How do you deal with the fact that I just replied to your post?
>>514443757Oh I'm dealing with it just fine. Tell me, what's it like being a little turbo faggot sped? Do you like to dress up in your cute little thor costume you buy every halloween?
>>514443643No part of this past "I had a son" is an honest presentation of what Christians actually believe.
>>514443643I have no issues with Christians and I grew up attending church myself. But I could never understand why god letting his avatar be killed means our sins are absolved. I just don't get it.
>>514443643When you approach religions, don't take them literally. Look for the true meaning. That's how "paganism" worked with fables and that's how most religions now work.
Because I'm not trans
>>514443643fuck off back to redd1t with your retarded strawmen.
>>514443643>DEUS VULT
>>514443940>pagans didn't believe their gods were real, it was just an allegory broOpinion discarded.
>>514443643>i attributed a bunch of things you dont believe to you so that proves im right and youre wrongThe banning of r/thedonald and its consequences have been a disaster for /pol/.
>>514443643God has BPD
>>514443643Pregnant men
>>514444060Study Vedanta and the Rig-Veda if you want to learn how P.I.E. peoples thought. They only had one God and all the other Gods were only a manifestation of the one. The goal of the Aryans was to achieve the non-dual state and align their consciousness with the supreme consciousness which is in every living being, because it's part of the One. Brahman. https://youtu.be/owdIs_2lEvI?si=qlppwSt3A19nnEKd
>>514443918>I have no issues with Christians and I grew up attending church myself. But I could never understand why god letting his avatar be killed means our sins are absolved. I just don't get it.SameBest explanation I've ever come across was from that Australian schizo who did the two hour video about Freemasons in Oz. His explanation was basically - there's god and there are demons, god can't really kill the demons and the demons are only satisfied with your blood as a sacrifice. However, should you accept god/Jesus dying, you accept him paying this sacrifice on your behalf and therefore the demons can't get their mitts on you. That's why it's important that his blood was shed. This makes more sense than the somewhat goofy "I love you but if you don't follow me I'll have you tortured for all eternity"
>>514443643We'll keep analyzing every phrasing in the Bible until the end of time but you get slapped for trying to make sense of God in church if you can keep up with what I said.
God is one.
>>514443702And how would you? Pray for more weed?
>>514444968No I don't do drugs because I'm a straight White Christian male.
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>>514443643I'm not cursed to be a retard with circumcised penis.
>>514443643M'lady
>>514443643>Be programmer who makes simulation with sims living in it>Love your sims so much you want to give them real bodies in the real world>But only the good ones who arent gonna become psychopaths and you can watch their lives in the simulation and read their stats to see what kind of sim they are to weed out the bad ones>But you want as many sims to come join u as possible so u communicate with them directly in a way they can hopefully understand to try and get them to see how to be the kind of loving person that can be trusted with a real body>Not effective enough so you create an avatar for yourself and dive into the sim personally to guide and teach them>Knowing full well the evil people will oppose and in fact torture then murder your avatar but you do it anyways because you love your sims>Come back from impossible circumstance such as a brutal sim death to show them life isnt just what they can perceive in as obvious a way as possible that the programmer is clearly present and has complete mastery of the simulation and will be the judge of their ultimate fate>Some ignoramus 2000+ years later in simtime somehow doesnt understand this simple concept and misses the whole point because he'd rather enjoy shoving objects up his anus
>>514445304Why did God created evil people only to send them to eternal Hell which he also created?
>>514443918>I could never understand why god letting his avatar be killed means our sins are absolvedJewish blood magic. You but your sins on a chicken (or a magic Jewish guy) and then kill it.
>>514443643>christcucks, how do you deal with the fact that your beliefs are obviously retarded and self-contradictory because they're fairy tales made up by desert shepherds thousands of years ago?>1pbtidwhat are those beliefs exactly?
>>514443643Penal substitution theory is Calvinist, not Christian.Calvinists worship satan just like the Jews.
>>514443918I don't think they are absolved automatically. You still have to go through a load of shit (bear your cross).I'll be as brief as I can. Basically we only carry sin because we are reincarnated (yeah they keep quiet on that little bit of the puzzle, although Jesus does hint at it). Sin is the devil's power. We collect more in each life.Christ collected all sin humans had done by transfer when he cured people through miracles (except his own murder obviously).Raised to heaven he is now knows all sin and its ways, and as the devil was the power in getting us to do evil (and be reborn) now Christ is able to lead us to life in that he can basically guide us to not doing the evil we are set up to do from birth.
>>514443643>He is also meYou Jews need to get the theology correct, it's clear in The Trinity that the son is not the Father.
>>514443643What is a woman?
God is a collective consciousness
>>514445370Why not?Why does your hero in every action videogame slaughter thousands of people instead of shooting the weapons out of their hands?Why do people farm when they know a percentage of the crop will be lost to pestilence, drought, etc?Why do people who are made in the image of God do anything?Why ask pointless questions of your creator when the answer could be just as simple as his whim?Why question the motive of a being that can create an entire universe when humanity apparently cant even decide if gender exists? Do you think you could understand how to create an entire universe when most humans(most likely you included) cant even code a fizz buzz?>Daddy why did you have sex with mommy and conceive me on x day and not some other day?Go ask him and let me know how he responds.
>>514445683God is a singular conscious entity.
>>514443643>>514443910>No you dont understand real christianity.My favourite part of christianity is that each christian explain this differently. They all think they understand the jewish pilpul better.
>>514443643> self-contradictoryCan you give me an example?Also, as a bonus question, why are you eternally seething over my imaginary friend?>>514443918Yeah I’m Christian and it is a little odd. I’m not even sure there is an explicit biblical statement of such happening. There are some interesting copes out there though, and I have my own theories I don’t properly beleive, just thoughts.But I believe that part way more than I believe the trinity bit. Jesus washed away my sins. I don’t worship him because I think that belongs to God, but I do revere Christ and feel grateful, and perhaps indebted, to him.
>>514445766The programmer sees you, there is no hiding your stats or history from his eyes. You exist within the simulation he made, how are you going to escape his judgement of what you are? Repent and understand what humility is.9 “How can this be?” Nicodemus asked.10 “You are Israel’s teacher,” said Jesus, “and do you not understand these things? 11 Very truly I tell you, we speak of what we know, and we testify to what we have seen, but still you people do not accept our testimony. 12 I have spoken to you of earthly things and you do not believe; how then will you believe if I speak of heavenly things? 13 No one has ever gone into heaven except the one who came from heaven—the Son of Man.[e] 14 Just as Moses lifted up the snake in the wilderness, so the Son of Man must be lifted up,[f] 15 that everyone who believes may have eternal life in him.”[g]16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17 For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18 Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God’s one and only Son. 19 This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but people loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20 Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that their deeds will be exposed. 21 But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what they have done has been done in the sight of God.
>>514445803There is a hierarchy of understanding but you won't talk about that.
>>514443940But christians take it literally. It is a sin to say their god or Jesus does not exist.
>>514445780'We only perform miracles to threaten".
>>514446100You can't compete if you don't follow tier list.
>>514443643Post your favorite christcuck paradox>give humans free will>punish them for not doing your will
>>514443643>obviously retarded and self-contradictoryThey're obviously quite logical and smart!
>>514446409Free will is non-biblical. As far as I know. No church is preaching about it. Everything is predetermined.
>>514446409>Create children>Punish them when they misbehaveWowww how was I supposed to know I would get spanked and a timeout for bullying other kids!? Why would daddy and mommy create me if theyre not gonna just spoil me rotten!?
>>514443918He died for your sins, sinning still exists and is still forbidden but he died for them trust the process
>>514446517>dad asks me what I want to do when I grow up>I want to be a car mechanic>no you'll be a doctorChristcuck "god"
>>514446590>What do you want to do when you grow up son?>I want to murder people and steal for a living>I have no sonWow dad why did you create me if you wont let me choose what I want!?
>>514443643>god does not think like I do, therefore he can not existThere's something deeply autistic about atheism.
>>514446486>Free will is non-biblical. As far as I know. No church is preaching about it.Except the Catholic Church, all Orthodox churches, and almost all mainline protestant sects that aren't Calvinists.
>>514445370>Why did God created evil people only to send them to eternal Hell which he also created?You don't believe in God. You don't understand what evil is. You don't know what good is, either. You don't even understand what hell is. What answer could anyone ever give that would satisfy someone so insincerely and lazily wrong? An answer most certainly exists, but not only would someone first be forced to redefine all of these words and meanings for you (and you would have to accept those redefinings), but you reject even the core premise of divine/supernatural reality. There is no answer that can be offered to you that would satisfy you. You would fight anyone who deigned to teach you every step of the way, and even if you could be dragged kicking and screaming to the end against your will, you would reserve your disbelief for that moment as a final escape. Good is God's will. Evil is an absence of God. Hell is to be held in contempt forever.
>>514446709You never hear about all those in the Church. It's only happended in your imagination.
>>514446676>I want to murder people and steal for a livingSo I joined the army
>>514446689Your argument makes no sense
>>514446737“To what shall I compare this generation? It is like children who sit in the marketplace and call to one another:17 ‘We played the flute for you, but you would not dance;we sang a dirge, and you refused to mourn.’18 For John came neither eating nor drinking, and they said, ‘He is possessed.’ 19 The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Look at him! He is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.’ Yet wisdom is proved right by her actions.”20[b] Then he began to reproach the cities in which most of his mighty deeds had been performed because they had refused to repent. 21 “Woe to you, Chorazin! Woe to you, Bethsaida! If the mighty deeds performed in your midst had been done in Tyre and Sidon, they would have repented long ago in sackcloth and ashes. 22 But I tell you, on the day of judgment it will be more tolerable for Tyre and Sidon than for you. 23 And as for you, Capernaum:‘Will you be exalted to heaven? You will be cast down to the netherworld.’For if the mighty deeds performed in your midst had been done in Sodom, it would be standing to this day. 24 But I tell you, on the day of judgment it will be more tolerable for the land of Sodom than for you.”25 [c] At that time, Jesus said, “I thank you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and the learned and have revealed them to children.
>>514446777Checked but you really need to go read your catechism.
