>Newshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c5ykyewrerpo
>>514652530>6 dead afd politicians Mentioning this makes you a conspiracy theorist far right terrorist
>>514652530Any of you lads excited about the new prem seasonI am looking forward to Barcelona vs Chelsea UCL match
>>514652530modRNA is working
Glad 5pm rolled around tbqhwy
Zion Don is dead lads
Mounjarou shits man, there something else
>>514652530Is this the right wing party with the african lesbian?
Anyone know what happened here? >https://x.com/KnightsTempOrg/status/1962795963363234220
phone ring too longgod left a messagebut i was too busy watching fitzthistlewits to care
Country's fucked. Even the boatwogs know it
>>514652530>In a state of 18 million residents, about 20,000 candidates are contesting these elections. While the AfD’s losses have sparked social media speculation, the North Rhine-Westphalia interior ministry noted that candidates from other parties, including the Greens and Social Democrats, have also passed away.that's like one candiate a thousand people what is wrong with Germans
>>514652612NoFootball is gay and wogcoded
>>514652993I can't risk speculating I dont want to be arrested. Read between the lines if you want my real thoughts
Imagine dealing with a herd of dole spastics though
has the online sleuths been able to determine if the hatchet girl has a father in her life? Sounds like council scum trying to drum up more money desu
>>514652993Diwali celebration
>>514653194Who'd have thought that turning 1 bedroom into 2 would double your monthly shekels
>>514653055Can't he just go to the Somalian embassy and they'll send him back?
>>514653171encouraging others to speculate is a treasonous offence.
>>514653055https://youtu.be/IEq_pty_tbk
DOES NOBODY CARE? HE'S DEAD!
>>514653293>1 bed to 2 bedDole spastics will be lucky to get that
sick of it
An Englishman, Welshman, and a Pakistani are in a UK hospital waiting for their kids to be born. The doctor comes out and says, "I'm so sorry, we messed up the ID tags. We don't know which baby is whose."The Englishman goes in the baby storage room, then comes out carrying the Pakistani baby. The Pakistani dad says, 'Hey, what on Earth are you doing?'The Englishman replies, "Mate, one of the babies left in there is Welsh. I'm not taking any chances."
>>514652530>remove kebab
Its entirely self-inflicted.>First, the rise in 30-year UK gilt yields reflects a collapse in demand from defined benefit pension funds as they hit maturity and no longer require such debt in large quantities.>Second is the peculiar twice-yearly pass-fail nature of Britain’s fiscal rules, which create destructive industries in forecasting black holes in the public finances and imagining scare stories about who tax rises will hit next.>The third is that the binary fiscal rules relate to highly uncertain fiscal forecasts five years hence, set by the independent Office for Budget Responsibility, not the current reality.This from the FT btw, not exactly known for loving crazed government spending or anything.
>>514653439The only thing that's dead is your brain
The new gold rush has begun.
>>514653439There were understated signs. Looking ahead I anticipate that the Trump we will witness on television is a hologram>AYW0P
fucking white piggu!! go home!!!
>>514653673*oil rush
>>514653660BUT HE'S DEAD I SAY! DEAD!
Delivery delivery delivery
>>514653194>>514653454>>514653673looking forward to wiping up after Dikshit
>>514653194matress, furniture, TV is under a single months rent to replace assuming its a total loss and you can't get any money out of them. Communal areas maybe more but an Oven is £120 same as a Fridge Freezer, Microwave £60, mattress £50, its not hard to make money especially if the government is covering the bill.If they close the hotels you can make way more
>>514653809Fair enough imo
Larry the cat
Moar bait posts plx
Do a bit of money lending at competitive interest rates to your dole spastics for further income generation.
The UK is simply spending too much money. Keynsianism isn't supposed to be permanent.
>>514654243Maybe larry the cat should be euthenized along with rest of useless positions to cut back spending >>514654163
>>514654163>>514654337don't blame the cat for its shitty custodians
>>514654243War with France will rescue the economy
>>514653647so the lack of bids from defined benefit pension schemes is causing a rise in yields?, why wouldn't it be the other way around
that face when she doesn't want you and you don't want her either
>>514654042>Charity shop for all furniture and televisions>£500 a month per room >16 roomsFucking Jesus Christ. I'm too old to be dealing with dole spastics but for that sort of money I might have to
>>514653673corr
Russia is addicted to driving growth via military spending.The EU + UK are addicted to driving growth by artificially subsidizing aggregate demand via transfer payments. The former is obviously working better.
>>514653194now would be a good time for a government to step in with legislation to protect people from extortion wouldn't it?.... ?
>Former Wall teacher accused of having sex with students pleads guilty>Prosecutors will seek a 10-year prison sentence>The victim, who longer attends the high school, was between 18 and 22HE WAS ONLY BETWEEN THE AGES OF 18 AND 22, YOU SICK FUCK
My evaluation of the current nationalist or nationalist-leaning parties in Britain.>ReformWill do nothing except slow down the Kalergi Plan.>Advance UKLed by a half-Pakistani with Tommy Robinstein, need I say more?>Restore BritainLowe is IMO the best MP we've had since Enoch Powell. Just hope he doesn't cuck to civnats.>HomelandLeaders hang out with (((Curtis Yarvin))) and they are soft on Israel.>National Rebirth PartyThey're essentially NS from reading their platform. Interesting but they seem tiny.>Patriotic AlternativeNot an actual party but they have a pretty good organisation and seem to have decent international links.
>>514654470born too late to employ multiple deliveroo drivers under your account, but just the right time to HMO
>>514654393I mean the whole war economy thing is working for Russia better than the UK's scheme of importing a billion welfare niggers.
>>514654393Bagsy Aquitaine
>>514654550What exploitation? They don't pay for it. We do
Can't believe this sick fuck forced an adult man to stick his cock inside of her, truly a monster
>>514654590Reclaim?
leftwallah townhall busybody
>>514654641extortion I saidand I meant protect the people looking for a place to live
Cherry slushy
>>514654523Russia is a Zombie economyKept going through fraud and jumping over sanctions
>>514654754People? I was talking about dole spastics not people.
>>514654337The UK deeply needs to increase labor productivity. The millions of welfare niggers they've let in have helped raise asset prices and inflated aggregate demand but aggregate demand of what? Mostly housing. Meanwhile Russia is using money to pump into drone factories.Drone factories > houses for niggers
>>514654432oh no wait that makes sense as they would bid lower because they want it
>>514654808And all the natural resources a man could desire Such a barren and destitute nation
Seen Fred in Paris confronting and scrapping with scammers?https://youtu.be/0WBWtam27j8
>>514654611"War economy" is just a productive economy, where the focus is on productivity rather than profit.Any country can have that all the time.
>>514654808Yes Russia is a zombie economy addicted to war and it's still doing better than the UK. Your economy is based off of feeding, housing, and medicating low IQ third worlders and boomers.
>>514654611You actually believe this?
The bottom line is - this great red, white and blue – let's take back control and not let any jumped-up, Leftwallah townhall busybody tear it down
>>514652530Reminder: Pakis rape kids according to BBC.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2kv2nvj1eoReminder: Police help pakis and rape kids too according to BBC.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn9y0lvpyqvoReminder: Politicians (paki ones) rape kids) according to BBC.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-59607283When do we find out paki judges raped kids too?
>>514654907Outside of Moscow Russia is one of the poorest countries in the world and no amount of natural resources is going to change thatRussia is also a hellishly authoritarian country
>>514653647The international markets control our bond yields and international bond investors often wear little hats. It's no coincidence our current problems are coming the same month we were going to recognise a Palestinian state.
Dole spastics don't brag about ordering slop or going to the paki shop anymore. No more shein for you
Wish I was an athlete. Imagine your jobs is to stay fit and healthy and fuck other athletes
>>514655102>do nothing>win
>>514654974>productive economyYour leaders refuse to do the needful >>514655014Russia niggers at least pump their own gas. You have net zero boomers who would rather starve to death than violate their green religion.
>>514652530What a (((coincidence)))
>>514654977Whereas Russia's economy is built on building things just to get them blown up.How long do you think that can be sustained?
>>514654920Very based. Loved that bit pulling those roma gyppos down to the ground and knocking that stupid old cunt on the floor
>>514655203Nigger I am not arguing that Russia's economy is great, just that yours is even more dire.
>>514655014Course he doesHe's eaten all the slopaganda and now he wants us to eat it too
>>514655134>do nothing >watch your bennies evaporate before your eyes
>>514655163>Russia niggers at least pump their own gas.You don't know they're currently having crippling fuel shortages?
You fags need to start pumping that north sea oil.
>>514655267Not really
>>514655313Sold it all to china m8
>>514655296Yeah because they're selling their gas to India and China to fund their war machine. Get pumping, lad.
>>514655313There's none left. If there was any left, we wouldn't be buying it off of your and the Arabs. Our economic decline correlates perfectly to the decline in the north sea fields.
>>514655267>yours is even more dire.No. It is not. Now bugger off back to /ptg/ if you don't mind?There's a good giganigger.
>>514654819I see what you are saying, well then protect the taxpaya from having to cover mr singh's human farm
>>514655416There is plenty left, it's not economically viable to pump it at these prices though.
>>514655224All such fucking scum. Scum races.Imagine if we could just clear them all out.
>>514655446Or, and I know it's a radical idea, they could get a job and not live in a HMO
>>514655282 it's really not that bad if you shop smart and eat healthy
>>514655564>ImagineI think we are past that.
I for one welcome my Russian overlords when they invade.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1pt3wr4sVE
>>514652935White, married to a Sri Lankan (see: jeet)
>>514655611>cumguzzler IDFuck off there then
>>514655611Won't ever happen while we have zog
>>514655574I have a job, I don't have a house
>>514655514And yet Norway is pumping like it's going out of style? Our side of the north sea is done mate.
>>514655674KEK
>>514655744We should start slant drilling
>>514655579Every time I go to the shops and pay even higher prices it makes me smile knowing dole spastics are having a melty knowing they're going to starve or get a job
>>514655744IDRINKYORMILKSHAKE
>>514655711Buy a house then
>>514655811I dont think that's ever going to happen they have hardship payments and all that bollox then there's pip
The UK has the largest oil reserves in the worldJust involves a bit of antarctic drilling
>>514655611Slurping that russhits cUM.
>>514653326>>514653326>Somalian embassy
>>514655787>We should start slant drillingJapan is too hot.
>>514655607You mean too late or it's going to happen?I think we will win.
>>514656024kek
>>514655811Every time dolies go shopping they laugh knowing they have more disposable income than someone on £30k.
>>514655912hurrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>514653194If you are a smart slumlord then you would insist that your valued tenants speak to their job coach and arrange for the housing element to be paid directly to your kind landlord.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD0Mm6WIcYsAnd I'll fly with youI'll fly with youI'll fly with you
>>514655918No council tax, no rent, no transport costs, free prescriptions.
>>514655918Benefits are fixed. They're not rising with inflation. Dole spastics are hurting. Can't believe they'd rather starve than get a job which would in turn discourage boatwogs.
>>514656034I think it's bound to happen.
>>514652530>as many as
>>514656221Shouldn't you be in bed? Need to get up for Mr shekleberg.
>>514656120The landlord can demand it. They sign over the rent when they sign the contract. Councils hate it but there's nothing they can do
>>514655282Start stealing butter.
The only nuclear armed country with significant oil left is Russia. Europe is a net energy importer and the US has expensive shale, which is declining.
>>514656368Nah, had a busy few days. All done for a while now.
>>514656465Venezuela has lots as does Antarctica
>>514656221Wanking over your tears right now, gonna play day z later and tell the lads about your asspain too
>>514656591>>514656501>>514656494>>514656465Any of you boys ever pumped Giorgia Meloni, the Prime Minister of Italy?
>>514656591>will provide the area with much needed affordable housing >affordable housing Lol. Dole spastics are so fucked
>>514656465We have drilling rights to a lot of it around the falklands - is that stuff any good?
>>514656878Make room! Make room!
>>514655358China claims they're an Arctic superpower now, them and Russia have icebreakers up there making waterways, the west is fucked.
>>514656878Mmm beating my meat is so cracking, and my orgasm will be most productive
>>514656465Russia's a shithole bruv
>>514657154kek
>>514652530Maybe there's a spate of 'dropping dead suddenly' going about?
>>514656878HMO's have been rebranded into 'multiple homes' that means once you're in it, you'll never leave unless you get a job
>>514657359Not unlike the workhouse
>>514656465
>>514657359You won't even get to leave the HMO once you have a job, no point, every house is now HMO to maximise GDP for the landlord class.
>>514657655Hus oan tha muck
>>514656878When we win, all former hmos will be demolished and turned into wild gardens or safe parks for familiesAny reprobates will be immediately steamrolled
>>514655811you know food banks exist right?
>>514657745Fk all oil round the Falklands
>>514657860Can I earn interest on my carrots
Starmer handed your government finances over to a Muslim socialist.
>>514657947Yes!
>>514657994Is the food bank a zog operation
>>514657984>STILL believing that any of the public faces you see in the propaganda media are the true governmentwakey wakey
I'd say 1 and 3 are the most likely to have tried anal
>>514657935The strategic thc oil reserves are located entirely within that bucket
Epping council loses bid to appeal boatwog hotelno piggy you may not have your legal rights, boatniggers trump your rights. tyrannical government.
>>514658305would plap the one on the left
>>514658368>That was overturned by Court of Appeal judges last week and has been followed by the same court ruling the case cannot go to the Supreme Court, although the council said it can now make a direct request to the higher court.They didn't get the best luck with the selection of judges at the CoA. Worth it to try the SC.
>>514658479You can see her flab rolls if you look close
>>5146583051 prefers it2 has a stinky ring but3 is a dark horse
Your future awaits in a HMOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHgt__N56_k
new whiteness map just dropped
>>514658305I'd raise her colours, if you know what I mean.
>>514658305#1 sauce pot qt#2 too normie#3 is very elegant
>>514657860>cor rich me I am. Get delivery slop me I do. Got money me I have The suddenly...>go foodbanks me I do. CorrrYou do realise you're proving my point
>>514652530Yvette Cooper was terrified to go on GB news. Those swashbuckling freedom fighters for truth and justice would have torn her to shreds.I mean what would they have said here, placating black voters with state sponsored campaigns to normalise and encourage attacks on white people, they would have wrecked her to tears for such a massive scandal ....
>>514659142Oh ... never mind.
>>514653809>>514654130>also japs
>>514658903She could raise my flag. You know she could something something flag pole
A real secret wfh government job Dole spastics on the ropes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yus8_kb3S1E
>The government is deep in debt and keeps borrowing more>Taxpayers’ money is used to pay interest on gilts>The 2008 bank bailouts added huge debt that still costs money every year>Interest payments are now eating up a big part of the national budget>Politicians talk about growth but it is not happening>An IMF style bailout would just add more debt and more interest>Starmer and Labour’s Fabian circle may use crisis to expand state control>Digital ID is being pushed in the UK, partly linked to migration>The Bank of England is developing a digital pound, but promises it will not be programmable are not trusted>Debanking has already happened in the UK, showing how financial exclusion can be used against peopleIt all feels unbearable but history shows time and again, regimes that seemed absolute will collapse, and often faster than anyone expected.
just today i see digital id for everyone, facial recognition in shops, armed police for tweets, and wonder what is the point anymore.
>>514659381Invested HEAVY in paper gold then spend the day sperging about communism lol
>>514659448it's like we're living a dystopian novel and i want out but im too poor to go somewhere else
>>514659448They want a war and they're going to get it. How can you not be hyped?
>>514659531The truth shall set you free. Just stay sane
>>514659381>article 8>a right to a private lifeWell hmos aren't suitable, steamroll the lot
Every ratchet down increases the tension and likelihood of a real balls to the wall uprising. This is good for us. Let them act like tyrants and get overthrown.
>>514659512I've gone for a broader approach with Vanguard VUAG and VUSA. Might go for a bit of NASDAQ later this month. Might not haven't decided yet
>>514659627>stay sane
>>514659701He doesn't realise when you take the bennies you surrender your rights.Bless him
>>514658909>also japan
Diversity is our Greatest Strength
>>514660064They need to bring out the nippon steel and tap into that lunatic spirit
>>514659979
>>514659701You will have a bedroom door with a lock. That's a private room. What's your issue exactly
>>514659441Anyone whos looked at regime failure knows it can happen shockingly fast, nonlinear discontinuity.
>>514660064It's astonishing how this happened in every single first world country, with no attempt at defending against it whatsoever.
>>514660228>Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world
>>514659448almost official now
>>514659588we know what must be done
ouch
>>514660370
>cor landlord hasn't put me rent up in 15 years he hasn't >wants to be me best mate he does >wants to give me the flat on the cheap because he's finished with it he has >that's how landlords operate it is >knows I'm a dole spastic and couldn't get £500 on a credit card never mind a mortgage he does >Renters Rights Bill coming into force it is>Not going to preempt it with a market increase he isn't >he's rich or something he is>I'm dead smart me I am. Probably me that made him not put the rent up because I'm just that smart me I am It's all so tiresome
>>514652530>the right wing is getting too popular>I know, lets just assassinate a bunch of their moderate leaders>nothing could possibly go wrongThe afd are moderates. Their successors less so.
>>514660336>And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
>>514658305>Noncing: A great British tradition
>>514660370Dole spastics will be the canaries. They can't refuse to have them if they make it compulsory to cash bennies. And they will
Corrrrrr £1650 in bennies and rent paid for in central london, treated myself to some sunny d and wotsits from the paki shop, gonna be feasting tonight with that new tom hardy show on netflix. Life is mint.
>>514660538Landlords work sooooo hard lad
>>514660657>wotsitsgis a bit
>>514660657
>>514660743It involves zero work?
you didn't actually side with the "gypsy gangster" over two little white girls, right anon?
>>514660370He hears us.He understands.He understands the country is angry over immigrationThat's why he's implementing digital IDs to combat immigration...No it's got nothing to do with keeping tabs on everyone in the country to make sure they're not naughty.No we're nothing like China, we're a democracy!
>>514660638
>>514660370>be copper>spot a legitimate citizen going about his business>"SHOW ME YOUR ID!">"h-here it is!">"haha you fuckin twat look at this stupid picture. also, this says you're behind on your water bill so i'm arresting you until you pay it">see an obviously illegal brown shitskin attempting to break into a house>"e-excuse me, my good nu-briton. may I see your ID?">"don 'av one">"okay, very sorry. i'll be on my way"
>>514660228Things happen so fast in the modern world. I can see the social credit, digital ID stuff rolling out quickly but also collapsing just as quickly. I'd love a violent uprising but it'll likely be a quick change back to normalcy. I'm still shocked that people forget how tyrannical things got during the 2020 flu season
>>514660802Sorry, I meant hardly working
>>514660862I side with facts over accelerationist nonces on X
>>514661017So they give their investments away to tenants and they're the bad guys?
when starmer took over
PAPIERE! IHR DRECKIGEN ENGLÄNDER!
>>514661100Yeah man they're doing it out of the goodness of their hearts and the lucrative monthly instalments you pay them
>corrr don't like landlords me I don't >corr best mates with landlord me I amShit dole spastic larp
>>514661175Why is there a family photoshopped in the water infront of the pirate boat?
>34 posts>They're all shit
>>514661189But he's giving him the flat on the cheap because he doesn't need it anymore. Isn't that a lovely thing to do?
>>514661175GDR was now better for germans than the uk is for brits
>>514661287TeeheeYou calm yourself down and I'll stop
>>514661169Down with this sort of thing
>>514654393Sharpe could not resist free spanish pussy
>>514661347>12,000 a yearHow many prison spaces do we have?
>>514661274ARREST HIM!
>>514661175kek ganz lustigafter all those stupid IHR PAPIERE BITTE lines they crammed in all the media last 80 years signifying the "bad guy"goddamn im laffin
>>514659979>me reading the news day after day and the rules keep changing in the open air prisonI can't wait for sunday to come along and instead of being able to enjoy a lovely afternoon, I'll have to put protective headgear and ear plugs on because they want to test their emergency wank alarm to let everyone know that the government totally has their back and will come rescue them from the emergency whilst they increase the number of crisis's with no end in sight.
>>514661414for enemies of the state infinite
How do IDs even stop the boars? They're just going to give them to them as well?
>>514661351>scouse spacker dole bludgers are crypto commiesBig surprise there like
>>514661169Is that an actual front page?
I've finally had to accept it lads, accounting is the only way to a middle class life. I blew 3 years of student loans being a lost idiot in my late teens and ever since then I've worked in the care sector while also NEETing it here and there. But I'm 36 in December and I cannot allow myself to be a poor, broken down 40 year old surrounded by 25 year old BAMES all day at £12.20 per hour. My only real option from here is to study a few modules of the AAT qualification and then get a job as a trainee accountant. Compile documents and then go to college on Friday to continue studies, 25k for the first year. There are so many places offering this working arrangement to anyone "currently studying" the qualification.Has anyone done this? Have any of you clawed yourself out of a shit wagie lifestyle by finding a way into an actual career? I can't face much more minimum wage work, the bus travel, the standard of colleague, I am becoming weary as I get older.
>>514661078the facts are out, and you're now choosing to defend foreign scum who attack our children in spite of them. coward.
>>514661616yes for tomorrowhttps://news.sky.com/story/wednesdays-national-newspaper-front-pages-12427754
>>514661100Give?You could be a tenant for a hundred years and still not own it
>>514661669Interesting.
>>514661429you dont say please(BITTE) if you give a rude or agressive orderthe boats are france doing you have to close the tunnel if they dont stop
>>514661592That's the joke, they don't stop the boats or any 'illegal' working, the wog will still just work the same deliveroo or ghost kitchen or whatever illegal shit they do to get paid under the table, but when you or I get a new job, we are forced to submit data online and at any moment the government wants to implement an internal passport system, it can quickly prevent anyone from moving around the country for whatever reason or excuse the government likes, won't apply to criminals, they don't follow rules like you or I have to. It will be convenient though, all your paper documents won't be needed or will 'expire' and the government can just charge you money directly out of your bank account auto-magically for whatever taxes, licenses, fees or documentation/admin reasons it needs.
>>514661649I'm not as gullible as the rest of this lot, sorry pal
tiestooo
>>514661631Forklift operator is more your speed. Stop aiming for something you'll never achieve. You could work yourself up in a few years with a bit of determination and a shift in your personality. Don't be a grass in a factory setting, you'll get battered
>>514661930NUDGE UNIT!
>>514661631I'm 40, can't find a minimum wage job and living with my mum in the south east. It's fucking shit. Got a degree in English and can't even find a job working in McDonalds for minimum wage. Only money I get is just over 800 a month for PIP (Sperg) and UC.I worked in China teaching English 10 years ago and looking at going back. Much better life over there: Free flat, £2k p/m where everything is dirt cheap (20 fags is £2, bowl of Chowmein is a quid. Brass is £15). All for 25hrs/week.Fuck England. Get out while u can.
>>514661812You could rent Netflix for a hundred years and not own it. Your point is..?
>>514662007Yeah but forkies don't earn much these days. It's not like in the 1990s when a bloke could run a family household driving one 40 hours per week.
>>514652530>6 dead afd politiciansThat's rookie numbers.Mexico had 31 candidates murdered in 2024.But, Claudia Sheinbaum Pardo made itFor the win.
>>514662162You don't have a family
>>514662116Why do you smoke when you've got no money?
>>514661592They won't. They aren't going to do anything at all.You'll probably just see more actual brits getting locked up for not having their ID on them. The BAMEs will just be told to apply for one and then let go.
>>514662116Dumb down your CV and apply for a sales job in insurance
>>514661631You should train to become and electrician, which should only take 3 years and then you can use these new found skills to build a time machine and get those crucial years back.
>>514662129could rent your mum for a hundred years
>>514662129That's not giving their investments away then is it? Considering the investment is the scheme that inherently precludes the transaction to lead to ownership.
>>514661914those are voucher not money, my game theory says that this retardation will create the biggest blackmarket in human history we might see ruble notes traded in british streets thats how bad the market incentives this creates aretony blair can predict many things but this stuff is extreme friction in markets and trade down to the currency layer sets very very bad incentives
Grim
>>514662129>Property market's fucked>Let's defend the people fucking it overLol OK
>>514662116You're on what, £1,200 per month for free and have no real overheads? Yeah boo hoo, horrible isn't it living in England. You don't even want to work or else you'd have put in a decent application somewhere. Fuck off.
>>514662471>You don't even want to workyou do?
>>514662438Bit like weimar when the currency went nuts. You'll avoid using the digital ID and government CBDC, and instead opt to barter and buy stuff from the blackmarket.
night lads
Damn, beef is cheap in the UK. Costs £11 in Sweden
Chucklefuck wankpuffin
>>514662695G'night.Remember to say goodnight to our glorious leader Starmer and his glorious five year plan!
>>514661631Wagie wise you'd be better off trying to get the USA - marry a broad and move over. To make real money in yookay you need to own a business or have a very valuable skill, but easier said than done. At 36 you still have time but you need to make it count.
>>514662342Oh for fucks sake. You can't 'train' to be a sparky in 3 years in some college 'get doleys to work ' scheme. You may be able to grasp the theory of ohms and cable runs but you won't be able to install at a rate quick enough to make yourself profitable to an employer or customer. You'll be some bumbling 40 year old sweeping floors.How much do you think you get paid to fit a ceiling rose or a plug socket? It's about speed and skill. College won't train you to be quick and profitable. It's criminal these colleges still get to offer this shit paid for by taxpayers
>>514662677my grandparents told stories of the blackmarket thats why I see this comingthe market is rational this digital currency has anti utillity
>>514662677Imagine going into the job centre in the future having to listen to your work coach scrutinising your shopping list.How many tins of ravioli I eat is no one's fucking business
>>514662525>>514662342No but I see why I need to of course. so if I need to, I might as well upgrade my job to something worthwhile. IF i can get my shit together I could go from £25k per year to 50K per year within 5 years. I could be 40 years old and making 50
>>514662401Fatty bitchtits said his landlord was giving him the flat for cheap because he's such best mates. Don't try and drag me into his larps. I'm just holding up the mirror to the nonsense
>>514662976Offered me the 100k flat for 60k he did
>>514662895if money becomes surveilance vouchers other things become currency
>>514662895I don't think I would risk eating tinned ravioli, these days. The quality of everything has declined so much that it's probably vegan dog food inside those pasta parcels.
>>514662976Oh, I wasn't really reading the thread And just thought it was an abstract discussion.I'm not interested in josh or josh accessories.
>>514662525Yes. It provides structure and income. It gives social interaction and a sense of accomplishment and pride. It would improve your mental health. There is no downside to working compared to posting here 18 hours a day wrapped in your own paranoia and self hatred
>>514660538he really is like that
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>>514663280paper gold lmao
>>514663280You never cease to amaze me just how stupid and how child like your world view is. I guess that's what happens when you never talk to other humans for years on end
>>514662257I don't. It was for comparison. £2 there, £15 here.>>514662280I've got multiple tailored CV's and I can't land anything. Been unemployed for 8 months and don't even hear back from people. I can work ad I am desperate but nobody even gives me a chance.>>514662471It's £800 as I said, dipshit. I've tried applying everywhere you thick cunt. I'd rather be working but I can't find anything. Not that you'd know, you probably live in some norfern shithole delivering kebabs. Life is shit here in England, everyone agrees and those who can, are leaving. Fucking mong.
Is going back to shag a pregnant ex with only a 1 in 3 chance the baby is yours a bad idea?Someone talk some sense into me
>>514662976>bogdan buzzwordInto the filter you go.
>>514663890Use your head not your trouser snake
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>>514663890You're off your fucking nut pal have a wank and pull your dick out of the bear trap
>>514663951Are you saying I should go down on her?
>>514664036Drive-by flamethrower would clear out that infestation.
>>514663837Alright I didn't mean to be a dick it's just you must be able to do a decent cover letter and CV and then attend an interview, it's just everyday shit we all do. That's why I'm surprised - you must be fucking up somehow along the way.
>>514663837>desperateThat's the catch, employers can smell that desperation, I had to go with job agencies when it got impossible. Hate that work too, just when you think the standard of work colleague couldn't get lower it was like I walked into a den of ex-alcoholics, young convicts and old farts, all highly eligible for PIP nowadays or bennies but somehow unable to get on that system back in 2010. proper fooked economy now though, those that lived within their means on bennies are earning about the same if not more than those on perma-min. wage. it sucks to suck.
>>514664179I've got a decent CV and cover letter. I'm in West Sussex and there is fuck all. All the min wage jobs go to BAMEs and everything else available is like marketing manager type shit on 80k a year.It's affecting my mental health and I feel suicidal. I've applied for hundreds of jobs and I don't hear anything back. I just want to give up. Going back abroad is the only thing open to me now. China treats me a lot better than this shithole island does.
>>514664211>employers can smell that desperationThis. So much easier to get a job when you already have one in a competitive industry. If you act like you're on the up they want a piece of it. Just human nature I suppose
>>514663837>desperateYou can work for me. I need someone to clean the kitchen and do some vacuuming, I can't be bothered.
>>514652530Not my problem
>>514654590And what about the Heritage Party?
>>514664074She has no gag reflex
>>514663263>43pbtid
>>514664211I've tried applying for agencies but even they don't get back to me. Min wage here pays £1700 a month after tax.Studio flat is 1k p/m, council tax is 150, bills about 250. So you're living hand-to-mouth on shit food and public transport for the £300 you have remaining. It's fucking shit.
Has your dad ever bought a chocolate orange?
>>514664552move and buy a flat. mortgage less than 1k easy
>>514664561No but me Uncle Terry has a few
>>514664503Start thinking about what presents to get for the wains then
>>514664634Bad credit rating. Patchy work history. Could never get a mortgage.Plus where could I move to to find work?
>>514664687thats why the move is to shag somebody else's pregnant ex
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>>514664371Yes especially when it's so easy to just lie about already having a job somewhere else, and then fabricate your own references (email addresses and all). Even to this day I can walk into a job after simply leaving another one the month before and do it all myself. This is one of the few benefits to wagie jobs, you can just fuck off when you're too sick of your colleagues. Coast on savings for a few months until you either get a plan (like I am doing with accounting) or you go back in at another place and hope for the best there.>>514664358This is astonishing to me but then I have only applied at care facilities over the past 5 years. Why not work with autistics? It's quite chilled out work, you're around care home lasses all day and you can stack some savings before getting sick of it after a while. It will be £13 an hour down there, better than nothing.
>>514662116must be doing something wrong, my life completely fucked after a divorce and me stupidly jacking my job in, had to move in with my dad, within one month had job at mcdonalds unloading the delivery truck, got it because i was the only person to apply. three months work behind me was able to get rent a flat. then got job as hospital porter, was only person to apply, renting a decent one bed house now. nearly half my wage but wtf i live frugal and its a virtually white st where everyone takes care of their garden
