Why haven't you converted to LDS yet?
>>514664093no fapping, no marijuana.(no fapping while high on marijuana)is a big pyramid scheme.
Because it isnt true
>>514664093Because they haven't sent two hot teenagers to my door yet.
because religion is for retards
>>514664093Judaism is better
They need black cock. Lots of it. >>514664285This.
>>514664285>>514664232>>514664093Mormonism, Judaism and Atheism are all roads to hell
>>514664093This reminds me of Heretic.
>>514664093Wow that girl has terrible posture
>>514664185Sounds like you've got more problems than pyramid schemes
>>514664185this is my reason as well
>>514664093I heard LDS can give you mental problems.
I have one life to live then it's over. Why would I spend a lot of time trying to impress people I don't care about to make them think I'm religious when I'm not? Some of the girls are kinda cute but you can find those anywhere.
>>514664185Christianity in general condemns masturbation.Marijuana mostly condemned, but some denominations consider it sinful because even one puff of weed can lead to a state of excess intoxication.
>>514664093You know what's wild? I like them, and honestly it kind of seems like they have the mandate of heaven right now anyway. The ex-Mormons I've met are kind of wacky.
>>514664093Because they expect you to be married before sex but the best they have to offer are hit it and quit it slampigs and uggos like this.
>>514664093cute short stack would fatten and convert to my wife
>>514664093Too many spics
>>514664093I live in Utah. The woman ate cute and sweet. The men are extremely arrogant while at the same time being completely incompetent and retarded. Any interaction with them turns into me yelling and cussing at them for screwing up the most simple of jobs then not giving a shit about it. The mormon men are white niggers, avoid at all costs.
>>514664457>helljewish fiction
Joseph Smith was a known con artistTithing is a megachurch scamThe "trads" like the ones in OP's pic still go for bad boys and they'll cheat on you while you're serving your mission >muh "saving the white race"Every mormon I encounter on /pol/ is single and childless.
>>514664457So is bible literalism but you dont want to talk about that one yet.
>>514664093Those shoes...
LDS girls be like I dyed my hair black after meeting you let me be one of your sluts
>>514664662They’re not christian, and their organization forces them to pretend to be glorious when they do not have reason for it. So, they end up with repressed unsalvation, and their lives fall apart at weak points on occasion.
>>514664093>>small shitty tattoowhat's her sluttyfans?
>>514664093Because I cursed them to hell
>>514664093Because it's hereticalWhy the hell would I want to be a knock off brand Christian?
>>514664870kek, good eye
>>514664093>Heretic vibes starring Hugh Grant
>>514664093how do magnets work ?
>>514664093Do Mormons ever go to places like Baltimore or Detroit?
>>514664093Because I was born in The Church.
>>514664093Because I'm already getting Jehovah's Witness pussy
>>514664662No. You're thinking of Jehovah's Witnesses. Or that other one.
>>514664185what a aweful way to livei've met some mormon freaks when i was in america, weirdo's through and through
>>514664569>LSD catThose cats are from Louis Wain, a painter who slowly lost his sanity and kept painting more and more abstract cats
>>514664093mormons are cryptomasons
>>514664093I have a lot of mormons in my apt complex. I just act nice to them, tell them god bless and go about my business. They've tried multiple times to convert me but they get the point now that I'm not interested.I have no need to convert, I have my own benevolent moral code and even though they're "sad" it's not their own code, they understand from the way I hold myself and politely talk to them that deep down I'm being truthful.So that's why I haven't and won't ever convert because I don't need to.
>>514664093Because both of those women are ugly
>>514664093Because they're anti-Trinitarian heretics. Nobody among them is going to heaven.
I would soak with the one on the right.
>>514664196Kek. I saw two hot ones. One was extremely attractive and flirty
>>514664093I'm not a noodle armed faggot, anon
>>5146640932 jeovah bitches showed like this. Probably a strategy to send women now. They started asking how i felt about all that us going on in the world without any specifics. Fuck you bitch i'm not going to be manipulated by cunts who failed to be HR
>>514664093do they send these whores over when you look like you make money?
>>514664093>Why haven't you converted to LDS yet?I have already remote viewed several gods. You are being scammed by a bunch of grifters.
>>514664093which one do you think gives better BJs
>>514664093I don't believe in it. I'm not going to pretend to believe in something just because I'd like to be part of a nice community.
>>514664093I already escaped the jehovah's witness cult. I would not rather join another one.Also the abrahamic faith in general sucks ass and I'm not touching anything remotely jewish ever again.
>>514664093I’d rather be Amish; and even then I don’t have the patience to learn German.
>>514665548This is the fundamental difference between men and women. Women do that all the time, and only feminized men do that.
>>514664399Based. Also, checked.
>>514664185you are a nigger or at least living like a nigger
>>514665693The Amish speak German in their communities? I never heard of that.
>>514664093Both of them combined already have 15 kids
>>514664285Mormonism is just Christian’s larping as Jews while also larping as Muslims. Pretty much all of American Protestantism is some form of Judiazer heresy rehash.
>>514664093too old
>>514664093I don't believe God lives on Kolob.
>>514665961this barbie bitch wouldn't survive 2 seconds in a trailer park
>>514664185Mormons do allow themselves to get high on opioids though. They went straight to oxycontin during the opioid epidemic and they got hit hard. That's what happens when you are not allowed to drink alcohol, smoke, or even consume caffeine. You get seduced by the pharma jew because your doctor prescribed it.
>>514664185I do both, but this is a retarded reason and one of the only good things about mormonism
>>514664093Crazy sluts.
1. I'm black 2. they are Satanists They are quite nice though, my best friend lives in Utah and I visit all the time(she's not LDS, just rich)
>>514664093Imagine soaking with the one on the right
>>514664093This is the first picture that comes up when you Google lds meeting.
>>514664093I sometimes follow LDS apologetics. The defence of the indefensible is interesting to me.
>>514665313Highly doubtful, not even mormons want jeets.
>>514664513I'd rather be a Marijuana smoking coomer than a Mormon, and I'm neither of those. It's just that I would prefer to get high and coom than to be a religious fanatic who follows plagiarized myths from Freemasonry as a religion. I can't imagine LARPing as a turbo Jew while not even being allowed to drink coffee and having that be my religion.
>>514664093They keep whoring out young girls to attract desperate incels.
>>514664093
>>514664093FLDS is superior.
>>514666544God will judge you for your wankings. I'm warning you so you can avoid hell.
>>514666625You are a satanic pedophile. The flds prophet Warren Jeff's is in jail for the largest case of ritualistic child abuse in the 21st century.
>>514665548Isn’t that what we all do for the most part though?
>>514666654Already posted that I wasn't a coomer, but that's beside the point. God will judge you for following plagiarized Freemasonry as a religion.
>>514664196Where do you live? I'm in Oregon and they are everywhere here.
>>514666654God made wanking awesome for a reason
>>514664185>fapping while highcareful anon, weed makes you gay
>midwestern midwits will never inherit the golden plates>infinite seething.
>>514665961>You shall not make gashes in your flesh for the dead, or incise any marks on yourselves.Fake Jew.
>>514664196It's a con, those girls will be married off to other Mormons once the mission is over and you'll be left paying tithe like an idiot.
>>514665059The send the Pacific Islanders to the ghetto missions.
>>514668347Judaism has loopholes for everything. that's pretty much what makes it so fun. it's like there are all kinds of puzzles and mental exercises to figure out a way around a regulation in the torah
>>514664196>two hot teenagers to my doorI live in a mostly LDS neighborhood, I guarantee the average Mormon teen is supremely hot.
Because I don't believe Joseph Smith was a prophet who was visited by angels. And in order to get baptized, you need to affirm you believe that.I do, however, believe the Mormon way of living is the most correct of any large organization. Having one night per week where you spend time with your family is good. Drugs, alcohol, caffeine (yes, I know it's coffee and tea. Energy drinks are technically legal), extramarital sex, porn, etc are all bad. Family, community, exercise, and self improvement in general are all good. I even think belief in a higher power is a good thing, but I could be wrong about that. But all of these reasons are why I live the Mormon way and regularly attend my local ward.
>>514665961This was a trip
>>514668840Amen. But specifically their missionaries. The higher ups know what they're doing. They send their hottest missionaries to the places where they think they have the best chance of converting people. I'm not complaining though. The Kirtland stake always has at least a couple of cute sisters.
Mormons only really exist in the really hick parts of Alberta and Saskatchewan everyone else is either a catholic or a Muslim
>>514664093The Old Testament is a Jewish Pagan religious document.
>>514664185>no fappingMormons masturbate as much as anyone else. No particular argument against it.>>514664185>no marijuana.Anti alcohol for sure. Officially against all intoxicants, but not as against marijuana as most. They have history/>>514664185>is a big pyramid scheme.no more than taxes. Those with more money pay more tithe and poor people get more. Buy if you pay more tithe you also get higher standing and moral authority, so unlike taxes it's worth it.
Christianity was only based when it was the Ethno-religion of Sweden, also mormons are cultistshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIn025BHvd8
I don't even remember what they believe that's different from Christianity, but I seem to recall it was something that but it at major odds with Christianity.
>>514669049>But specifically their missionariesOh how I agree. We went to Temple Square in SLC for pre-Christmans festivities. My wife was surprised I was so willing to go. Yeaaaa go, you will not be disappointed.
>>514664093Fuck that. I'm not gonna give 10% of my salary to those faggots
>>514669357>major odds with ChristianityJesus is entirely separate from God. Not part of the same being. Therefore they are accused of being polytheistic. I've always thought the 3 is 1 and 1 is 3 Trinity argument is BS anyway.
>>514669520Ah so just anti trinitarian? Who cares, my dad is that way too but is mostly just pentacostal. I think you can get a lot of theology "wrong" as long as you have the basics.
>>514664662>>514664868>Ex-mormonsTrue lol. I just saw a video the other day about an ex-mormon where he says "heil satan" lol>https://youtu.be/stLVXS1W_kE?si=a7x6T0GwnwCcxxrf
>>514664185>he doesn't fap while vaping DMT ngmi
Today, this man, gets his vengeance.
>>514664093>Be me>Told I'm "very cute">Youthful looking>Smiley and friendly>Magnet to "good girls" like this>Uncurably autistic and have OCD>These girls knock on my door>Open slowly>They see my apparently pretty face with a smile>"Hellooo :)">They light up and become insanely excited>My natural charm makes them wet and they think they've found their soul mate>They yap on about their book of mormon as I go with the flow>I ask about Joseph Smith and love to see them happy>I take their book>They want more so they eventually come back>I have OCD and have been performing rituals for the 48 hours they were away>Knock on door as I'm counting to 10 to turn off the faucet>I didn't turn off the faucet correctly>I panic and experience existential dread and want to kms>Don't know wtf this world is or who I am>Could literally kms rn but the door keeps knocking>I must open otherwise I will have changed reality forever and they will never come back, I will have lost them due to OCD>Open, not like myself>It's these two again>I put on an act and come off as insanely weird>They wanted more of the previous but now they got absolute lunacy>Left gives me that look, confused and careful>I hurry to cut the conversation short while keeping it friendly>Rejecting them to their face basically>They leave, confused, hurt and questioning their judgement>They don't know what to feel or what happened>"I was so perfect...">They talked about me so much and hyped me up, and both got humiliated and hurt>Will resent me for the rest of their life and they don't even know what they did wrong>Betrayed>I go back to closing my faucet (trying to do it correctly but we all know I won't be able to)
>>514664093Why would I want to join a cult?
>>514664196They did sent two hot 16 year olds to my door before kek, they almost got me.
>>514664093I'm waiting on the Mormons to come up with a more satisfying answer to the problem of the missing books of Ether and Mosiah
>>514668880>Because I don't believe Joseph Smith was a prophet who was visited by angelsI believe exactly the same. I think the Mormon lifestyle is perfect. Their overall theology is the best Christianity can offer (nobody else has a good explication on why babies die for example) yet I don't believe the providence. Sometimes I wish I could just act like I believe like the hypocrites do.
>>514664093never seen female ones going door to door
>>514666581its a semi-colon...it reminds her of her dad who was kind of an asshole
>>514664093I dont want kikes near me. Your picture: 2 kikes
>>514669700>Ah so just anti trinitarian?Yep, but it does lead you to surprising places. So Jesus and God actually have separate bodies. So we have bodies in heaven. I asked a Mormon friend of mine: "Do we have sex in heaven?" and he answered Of course. We not only have bodies, we have perfect heavenly versions of our bodies.I am going to nail my wife continuously up there.
>>514664093>tfw no slampiggy Mormon gf who has premarital sex with you and asks Jesus for forgiveness the next day
>>514670200>missing books of Ether and MosiahDude, Joseph Smith's wife threw them out.Are you not married?Wives are always throwing away your shit.
>>514664093Because for LDS girls, these chicks are 9/10. When this is the prettiest you get, no thank you. I saw hotter inbred Pashtun tribal women in Kunar.
>>514670017I hate to break it to you anon but you aren't 'hot cute' you're 'friend cute'
>>514669357They believe Christ went to South America after the ressurection
https://youtu.be/z92bmlcmyq0?si=wYkAxBn0eNy5ObnY
>>514664093I just did.
>>514671307ask to see the golden plates
>>514671024Barista at the cafe called me hot today. They either call me hot or cute. Taller girls always call me cute (Im 178 cm which is shorter where I live)I am told by most that I am very attractive and "have the whole package", they just don't know how bad OCD is
>>514671024When I've performed all the rituals correctly my charm is unmatched. I can charm anyone, even you anon (currently no rituals)
I got baptized three years ago. People are great very nice friendly and I'm actually teaching Sunday school. Now I'm not perfect following the covenants so I have some work to do there but overall It's been a really good experience. c
>>514665961
>>514664805>Every mormon I encounter on /pol/ is single and childless.I think that has something to do more with /pol/ than the Mormon church. Yes, I know they recently changed to denouncing the name "Mormon" and refer to go by their proper name of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. I'm deadnaming them for simplicity. Sue me.
>>514670050For a trad wife who wants lots of babies.
>>514671475I don't care about that. I want a cute trad wife with babies rabies.
>>514666581This would not have flown in mormon circles even ten years ago, the LDS church is quietly easing up on restrictions to appear hip and trendy until all the Masonic weirdness of the church is a faint boomer memory.By 2040 they will be indistinguishable from any other New Age "He Gets Us" sect of homo-christianity.
>>514664093I'll convert as soon as they can provide some evidence for their nonsense religion. Until then, I'll continue to file it away as complete bullshit alongside Judaism, Christianity, Hindu, Buddhism... It's a very big file.
>>514672140I wouldn't want a brainwashed fake who doesn't even know how to human.
>>514664093They only send dudes to my house. I keep on asking them to send pretty ladies , but they said they arent in control of something like that
>>514672977I also challenge them to trials of strength. If they can beat me in Arm wrestling Ill listen to them , if not , I give them a capri sun and send them on their way
>>514672977You handled that completely wrong. Now they think you're a creep and have made notes to never send cuties to your house. What you should've done is flirt with the guys, make them think you're gay. In the worst (or best) case they won't send anyone ever again, but they might send women.
>>514673223I only had jehovas, and they never came again after I asked if the apple was literal or metaphorical. No sass, shame. Boring.
>>514664093Converts are also expected to proselytize.
>>514671680Did you marry a trad hottie or not?
>>514664093Would I be awarded with a virgin of the white race if I convert?
>>514673386Former JW here. They would have corrected you to say 'fruit'. Apple is not in the text. They would also have answered your question with 'literal'. They believe that actually happened.I don't. But if it did, it would clearly show what kind of being was in charge of the world. And who tried to save them from that being.
>>514664093Same reason I never convert to anything. I am not beholden to any religion and am a critical thinker that will continue to learn about everything and revise his views. I'm an analytical idealist not a religious idiot.
>>514673258Your logic is not sound
>>514664285Unironically this. If you are going to be demonic you might as well max out on your earthly gains. If God isn't real then no reason not to be a Jew either. If he is real you will likely be punished infinitely worse for being a mormon than a jew.
>>514664457You mean roads to getting laughed at by the other ghosts when you find yourself in your astral body after your physical body dies.
>>514664093>Ywn be raised in a strict morning household>Where polite the women wear long dresses and natural faces>Why live
>>514664513Sounds like you have a bigger problem being a judgmental pile of shit and pretending to be superior to everyone elseHow about you F off and take your false ‘binders full of women’ prophet cult with you, ya weird ass freak!!!(No offense, homo)
>>514670091yeah they tried that on me too but i didn't fall for it
The posts in this thread are troon-coded
>>514664583Why would you think that? Your consciousness is not a product of neuron activity, as proven by the profound experiences people have when no metabolism and no nerve-firing is happening during psychedelic use and NDEs. Also everything you can observe in nature only changes form, I've never seen anything just disappear, it only ever changes form. If you were the body truly, that body would become something else, and you would still be you just a different form. You are not the body though, as proven by every cell being replaced constantly, and yet YOU remain. You are also not your thoughts, as proven by them coming and going, and yet YOU remain. Clearly all things in nature only change forms, associations, etc. but never perish. You are an eternal self that transcends body and thoughts.
>>514664093If Alta Sweet Tabar fell in love with me and wanted to be my wife I would convert and give lip service to the silly stuff. Mormon girls are the last bastion of anything approximating good looking well behaved white women at least teh ones I've met.
>>514664093I prefer shrooms. The chemistry lab stuff makes me a bit edgy about it being safe or not.
>>514664093won't I go to worker heaven anyway under mormonism
>>514664093I asked to one of this faggots, why Smith became freemason after creating the church and they seethe LMAO, this church is a smoke screen jew freemason church
>>514664569>heard LDS can give you mental problems.Having a retinal storm looking at your cat when you're on LSD isn't a problem, it's a feature.
>>514664093they bring niggers into white neighborhoods under the guise of making LDS look "less racist" fuck them. RACE. TRAITORS.
>>514664093I like the religions that don't use computers.
>>514664093Because only retards join these kooky christian-adjacent cults.
>>514664093The girl on the right is pretty and would make any good white man very happy.
Scientologists have a better chance of not burning in hell for eternity than Mormons. Mormons might even be worse off on Judgement day than literal satanists, as at least satanists don't seriously believe in truly demonic beliefs that mock God like Mormons.
>>514665413What is a god to you? Just some advanced being capable of doing more than the average being?
Nobody wants to answer the question, why fucking Smith became freemason? , I think it's a initial reminder that nothing can be organic in américa, jews can control everything in one way or another
>>514664506Hell yeah look at them big fuckin tits
>>514674552Because he was a Pedophile who worshiped Molek. So why isn't Trump Mormon?
>>514674752>So why isn't Trump Mormon?Trump aint got time for religion bs he just want that 10 year old pussy
>>514668789lol, sometimes I forget jews are jews, then I remember that jews are indeed jews and always have been jewsWhat a joke of a religion.
>>514674752The free book they send me, "the mormón book" is the most blue pilled book i have ever seen, thats why all mormons became rapists and whores BBC lovers
>>514674128You should be worried. But the best Acid I ever ate was from this old lady that got her PhD at Tubingen U. which was started in 1477. It was a key location for the development of alchemy into modern scientific chemistry. She was a master. Her Orange Sunshine was the very best acid and it was smooth and gave rich visual highs that made even the most banal circumstances a magnificent pantheistic visual resonance. Not so much abstract visual storms as just a satisfaction with the objects around us as force fields of molecular energy.
>>514664093Because they are heretical
>>514664093Absolutely fucking retarded beliefs. Incestuous WASP morons trying their damndest to be their own version of Jews. Mormons personify exactly what niggers think of as the stereotypical white losers eating unseasoned chicken and melted cheese, with black pepper too exotic for their palate. Parents moved to SE Idaho, and I can’t fucking stand those cultish pseudo-kikes. They keep beautiful, clean, safe communities and love guns, at least.
>>514664093I was living in a trailer out in the middle of nowhere. Closest neighbor was like a mile or more away. I was watching Bruce Willis in Last Man Standing (great film) and it was at a really good part when I hear this knocking at my door. I leave the movie playing, sounds of swearing and gunfire blasting. Open the door and see a lovely young lady and her mother. The young lady was eye fucking me hard the entire time and every time the sound of guns or swearing came up I could tell she was tingling in her pussy. I wanted to invite her in, but the mom wasnt going away so I had to shut the door and get back to my movie. God bless.
>>514664093I've thought about 'converting' to mormonism on and off at times. I'd really love the sense of community and the tradwife. But throwing so much money away by giving it to a church not to mention time lost by all religious shit i'd need to deal with would suck. I'd love to have my cake and eat it too. Be in a trad mormon family and community but i just do my own thing while everyone else follows the rules.
>>514675020henrymakow.com/2025/09/patrick-carroll---satanist-genocide-began.html
>>514664093Because your dogma, not the Orthodox Church.
>>514669848The only drugs I do now are shrooms and DMT but right now the last time I did DMT was March and the last time I did shrooms was years ago. I've been struggling with a lot of shit trying to get things done and can never really make time for a trip.
>>514664093These types here, destroyed many old structures; and enslaved many people.
>>514669848How to vape DMT btw? I've only ever done it out of a glass meth pipe.
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