>>514794535That looks cozy as hell
>>514794535>giants windows>padlock on doorwhy even botheranyways, needs a sauna if you are that close to the water
No, I'd be happy with that! :(
>no shed
>>514795264>why even bother For the insurance company.
>>514794535It's ruined already
>>514794535I certainly don't. I just need a world without everyone who doesn't see this as perfect. Might be getting my wish.
>>514795691On second thoughts, way to close to the water. Footings will wash away during the average flood.
>>514795869Sorry wrong pic
>>514794535Me, personally, that's plenty. Add wife and kids and you're damn right this isn't enough.
>>514795915Kek
>>514794535I'd need a workshop
I bought a modest farmhouse/cottage situated on the edge of a village between miles of farms and miles of forest. My plan was to buy up a couple of my neighbors’ properties and make a pond/lake like this. So far I’ve been living here for a little of a year and I have to be honest. It sucks.
>>514794535Me? No. It's beautiful.
>>514794535OK but what do we eat? All day out hunting and fishing?
>>514794535You're dead in that thing in my state. They'll never find and part of your body
>>514795869You are aware that Wilson never wrote that?
>>514794535>All that glass Not very wendigo, grizzly or ayylmao proof
Needs rocking chair on porch and wood stove
>>514796052Grizzlies?
>>514794535No but that would cost easily $450 000 CAD up here and still be 3 hours from the nearest city
>>514796052Alaska?
>>514794535As long as there are only whites and Nips around, I will be fine with paying $500k to live there.
>>514796015What sucks about it?
I wish I could live in the woods. Unfortunately Germany is a urbanized hellhole
>>514796052CMON TELL US WHY??!??!?
>>514795915Fuck you nigger I was looking at that first pic for a solid minute or two trying to find the hidden shitskin
>>514794535My fucking drum kit doesn't fit in there.Being poor must suck.
>>514796347Germany has forests, I'm sure there's room enough for you, Hans.
>>514794535Actually it's pretty close to a dream of mine. The only thing i worry about is bugs and stuff. Icky
>>514795915kek>>514796347Northern sweden has good woods
>>514794535>PodNOOOOO I VILL NOT LIVE IN ZE POD>Pod, by the lakeKINO, TRAD
>>514794535>tfw no 2 bedroom cozy cabin with a shed and a garden next to a river in a forest away from society after purging and deleting all activity and traces of my online footprint as much as possible and living almost off the gridI just know either the glowies would find a reason to get rid of me or the government would see my shed and decide that 50 shitskin pajeets must live there too.It's all so tiresome, gents.
https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/1196342599280958143price calendar wont load for me
>>514794535Yes, a wife who looks like this
>>514796649What is the furry equivalent term for a lizard lover?
>>514796628fooling around with your gf on a warm summer night
>>514794535
>>514795141>>514795264You need infinity subcontinentals there and no trees. Fucking stupid goyim.
>let me guess, you need more?
>>514794535Not bad for a cuck shed.
>>514796512Northern Sweden is unlivable. Going there in winter you can see clearly why the south/middle parts of Sweden is where 99% of the people lived who weren't nomadic reindeer herders.
>>514796751I've done this since I was a child
>>514796371Springtime. We average 50-60 tornadoes. The highest windspeed ever recorded on earth was recorded here. 80-100 mile an hour straight winds are common as well
>>514794535uncle ted btfo
we have these things called kesämökki (summer cabin)
>>514796628Bed should be foldable.No bathroom? Wtf?
>>514796628$122 usd a night to stay in a shed
>>514796984That looks like a great place to go alone, get drunk and write a novel.
>>514796715Having taste
>>514794535>living near a body of water Ew
>>514797061The term anon, the community name. What convention will you be looking for?
>>514797002the Christmas lights above the outhouse are so romantic>>514797009not terrible for a vacation
>>514797070>water bad
>>514797209How about washing your face or your ass?
>>514797274lake's right there
>>514795915thank you, saar, for doing the needful
>>514797274>>514796746
>>514795915Much better
>>514797134The term is scalie but there is no real separation between "groups"
>>514794535Where do I plug in my electric car?
>>514794535where are my servants going to sleep
>>514797274>what is the kitchen sink the literal lake next to it
>>51479634746°54'30.4"N 112°39'12.9"W
>>514794535We don’t like this. Where’s the Ford F-250 SuperCrew? Where’s the quaint suburban street so I can mow down kids for not getting out of my way? Where are the highway overpasses so I can hang a sign in support of White Nationalism? This just looks like hippie shit. Show nose.
>>514796924A son of Jacob, clearly. I personally find any time in the city surrounded by merchants make me feel weak and unwell.
>>514794535Yeah a need a massive shop to keep my toys in, I don't like clutter op.
>>514794535>$500,000 "lifestyle" section>$50,000 consent process>$35,000 compliant septic system >$20,000 connection of services, OR>$30,000 solar + rain waterBut yeah at least we saved a couple bucks building a cuck box, you gaslighting cunt
>>514796715Scaly
>>514797682>A son of JacobI'm curious what this means
>>514796273My wife is a city girl :(How do I convert her to living the agrarian lifestyle?
>>514796628this gonna be my home in 2026
>>514798736Move to the countryside if you haven't already and she'll adapt.
>>514795264Those windows are stupid, just makes the place too cold in the winter.
>>514796931WHY DO YOU LIVE THERE ?
>>514796715Scalefag
>>514798736Move to rural small town, it's good mix for both of you.
>>514794535At least three of those more because I want kids
>>514796984Looks windy as fuck. Unless it's the ocean taking up less than half the horizon, I'll take less water and more trees.
Perfect child-free cuck shed
>>514795941>Me, personally, that's plenty. Add wife and kids and you're damn right this isn't enough.Yup.But it wouldn't take much more.I could do this right now, I just don't think the wife and kids would care for that life.
>>514794535Maybe if you have infinate money. That thing doesn't even have the necessities for survival.
>>514800000chequed
I kind of want to build a tiny home in WV desu but I just feel like finding a job in rural WV would be difficult
>>514800000checkedalso I need an indoor badminton court
>>514800000*infiniteAmerimutts can't spell.
>>514798736Why the fuck would you want that? I fucking hate agrarians. They look retarded and talk like gypsies. Fuck those fish niggers.
>>514800000Wasted on a nigger Jew
looks comfy
>>514801032irregardlessly you understanted him right?
>>514794535no, that would be perfect honestly...
>>514801666WASTED
>>514796412lol lmao kek jejYou have no idea how regulate a forest can be.
>>514796649Scalefag fuck off. This is my forest not yours
>>514795915kek
>>514798929You don't overwinter in somewhere that small. Not anywhere that has real winter.
Windows too big. The climate control in that would suck ass. Hotbox in summer, ice box in winter.
>>514794535Unabomber lifestyle is the dream
>>514795915Ah that's the vibrant diversity I was looking for.
air conditioninginternetrunning watera proper bathrooma rack with plates and a barbellstuff like that
also, being so close to the water...enjoy getting raped by mosquitos. get some sun shades
>>514794535Looks comfy but it should at least have a bathroom and kitchen inside. Then it would be adequate.
>>514802337And worrying about flash floods every time it rains. And people constantly swimming/fishing/boating outside your house. And trash constantly washing up in your yard.
No, but I want more
>>514802337>nooooo I will have to wear long sleeved pants and shirts.
>>514802413
>>514802453you know they can bite you through clothes, right urbanoid?
>>514796931That's where I want to live! The real estate prices are half and earnings are 1/5. Tornado Alley, here I come.
>>514795915nice water saar I will take my whole genetic lineage here to shit in the water
>>514802236the point is to relax and to detach from modern luxuries for a while >>514796984for example, a dishwasher. What is the true purpose of a dishwasher? It is to save time. In modern working life you are so busy it's nice to have something to save your free time. The point of a summer cabin is to relax. You don't have to save time. You can take as long as you need to. having a dishwasher is not a comfort, but actually a sign of stress. At the summer cabin you don't have stress, you don't HAVE to save time.
>>514798006There are two types of people. https://archive.org/details/2seedsgenesis315
>>514795915Where's the holy cow to bless this house?
>>514802506No they cant kek. Show me a mosquito that bites through a pair of jeans
>>514802669>for example, a dishwasher. What is the true purpose of a dishwasher? It is to save time.there is no purpose in having a dishwasher. you have to clean the plates before putting them in the dishwasher. then you wait an hour for it to clean the dishes.something that takes a human 10 minutes. >The point of a summer cabin is to relax.summer and cabintwo words I will never use together
>>514794535imagine shitting into a hole in the ground like a russian
>>514802741oh so now we have to wear thick ass clothes just to not get bitten. ok..are you going to wear a denim mask on your face?
>>514794535Yeah.
>>514794535Too quiet. I got used to the sound of ambulances and horns.
>>514803169typical romoid
>>514796715only a degenerate would know Its scaly
>>514802938kek what do you wanna wear? Adidas sweat pants and some tank top?If you wear jeans, shoes, and any type of sweater or yes some loose baggy cotton long sleeved shirt, all you need is long enough hair to reach the collar of said shirt and mosquitos cant touch you.You adapt to your environment appropriately and that is not swimming trunks, shirtless and flip flops.
That would be the dream, yes. I guess that's why that would be a million sek, home. Most likely without water and electricity too. That's another 750k to make it up to date on basic necessities. and if a boomer is selling it.. Forget it, they need about that you'd make in a lifetime to even consider you to get a loan for their premium household.
>>514794535I'd be totally happy with that if I was single. The problem is that it probably costs 300k.
>>514794535>You need more?Well yeah. Where's the fishing boat?And the wife, dog & kids of course.
>>514803922>Adidas sweat pants and some tank top?yeah, if it's autumn. shorts and a t shirt if it's summer.
>>514796907Northern Sweden and central Sweden has similiar climate, both are also called "norrland" and considered the north. The winter is the best part The biggest problem is the abysmal amount of bugs in the north during summer, it's legit unlivable, you got to keep your vechicles squeeky clean so they don't flock to them and make sure to not wear sweaty clothing which is hard to avoid consdering how humid it is.
>>514794535I don’t, but my wife does unfortunately. To survive we must answer the Female Question.
>>514804753Congrats. you dress like a subsaharan.
>>514795915I wish pajeets could see how much everyone wants them to die
>>514794535Yeah i do. I've lived in a shed.
>>514798736Fuck off jeet
>>514795915now that's where i want to live
>>514804958it's not my fault that you have to invent new ways of differentiating yourself from the newcomers. are you going to wear banana leaves next?
>>514806280dw the foreigners always want to differentiate themselves from us. Its self imposed discrimination and its very good.
>>514802696Thx bong bro, this is interesting
>>514794535I'd like more, yes. I have lots of stuff and I don't want it to get wet.
> he needs all of that
>>514794535New /jjg/ thread here:Indians are running scams to steal jobs from Americans. This is a four part old school /pol/ campaign to expel them from US jobs. We need your help!>>514802832>>514802832>>514802832
>>514807996what does he eat?
>>514794535Ya nope, gimme that and the open space and I'm saucy
>>514794535>Let me guess, you need more?I find that I can't utilize more than 400 sq ft, so anything more than that is wasted space.
>>514794535No but that costs 700k here
>>514794535Less actually
>>514794535Ya...I do..I need a cheap lawn chair to sit in while I fish.You got one for me fuck head?Also I just wanna point this out.>Cheapest tin metal around, its so thin you can rip it like paper.>Flat roof.That fucking thing will leak and rust within a year, leaking especially because the neoprene washers wont seal correctly, so during the hot and cold months it will expand and contract and dry rot fast.So ya, its shit.
>>514796760Obviously cant have fucking forests around and sub continentals, theres no fucking way you can leave them a place to jump out and rape you
>>514794535A house near lake? You know how much only land costs?
>>5147945354 square kilometers fenced land around hut to keep other people away. It will cost a lot anywhere.
>>514802142Small is easy to heat though
>>514795691>m.jpg
>>514797061>puts a mask on the artist's self insertWhat an absolute faggot
>>514813676The woodstove is tiny, the pipe goes straight into the wall and it's all located on the side opposite of the bed.One would have to keep chucking firewood like a steam train stoker, throughout the night. There's nothing there that would retain the heat.But, they could invest in some decent double- or triple-glazed windows, those have better R-values than some insulated walls.
>>514794535Where do I keep my pick up trucks, bicycles, surfboards, kids, wife cars boat trailers, washing machine, dryer, tractor, four wheelers, 2 refrigerators, deep freezer, guns, etc......
>>514795141In sunshine, yes.
>>514794535>here is your cuckshack goy>that will be $500kI can't even afford that, OP.
>>514795751Based TBD total boomer death. But fon't think this means housing will be cheaper, Black Cock will swoop in to make sure housing prices stay up for the remaining boomers.
>>514796649Hot
>>514799434They are super windy. But it's fine, helps run the windmill.
>>514814417>aryan carloschecked
>>514797682Christcuck bullshit. And Jacob is the jewiest of jews. Stealing from his brother and lying to his father, all at the behest of his deceitful mother. Kikes can not be trusted, even in brotherhood.
>>514794535cozy sauna.i bet the cabin is nice too.
>>514814873 was meant for >>514798006
>>514794535That will be $800,000 + tax + tip
>>514796628my 3 meters of based bookshelves wont fit.also cooking bacon for brekkie will make all the furniture smell after one week right?
>>514794535No. But i bet you want to stack 400 of those bitches on every side of it and put it in a city rather than 50 acres with a lake Faggot
>>514795264Saunas in the USA are rare since they often smell terrible. These days most people barely even know they exist.
>>514814362I'll glaze your feet and face silly ruski
>>514794535>need more?What's the fuckin use of this shed being on cardboard fuckin stilts, waiting for the fist big bad wolf to huff N puff etc
>>514815210Oh how romantic!
>>514815195>pissing on the sauna rocks Kill them graveyard dead.https://youtu.be/QO2i6dhoY8c?si=gOfudVOZYq5jyCEr
>>514815453:3
>>514813808AWOOOOOOOOO
>>514794535Yes. I want a library, a separate room for an office, and at least two bathrooms. Not this cuckshed garbage.Also if you ever have kids and/or want to start a family you'll realize that there's never enough room. Braindead autist take.
If a bear wants something you have inside he's going to get it
>>514794535I don't know how people feel safe with just a single layer of wall, I need at least another room on all sides and it to be on the second floor, and a fence too. You might as well be living in a car with strangers walking by.
>kesämökkiI wont thayt
>>514817143Because my walls are 46 inches thick concrete block construction. And my entire property has an 8 foot fence around it with 20 foot hedge trees. And I live in a 100% white community. And I have guns.
