its not humour, faggots
>>514796936Football is gay.
It's a play on words
>>514796936
>>514797011Pedo cope
>>514797879
>>514797928>blackmailed pedos are sexual degesbreaking news
>>514797029All football is gay. Even soccer. Gay.
>>514797011Shalom!
>>514796936While the thread is still up why have jannies been deleting yhese
>>514797011Do you make these threads just to post your retarded ass meme?
>>514799963she did not bake this bread i did
>>514799815Never understood the left's appeal to the john oliver meme template
>>514801403I didn’t know that’s a John Oliver related template, please enlighten me. I don’t work at Taco Bell.
I bless this thread.
>>514797011the new leaf blessing
>>514797011That's right we love oven dodgers. Jews rock!
>>514796936humor is jokes without uhumour is jokes about you
>>514804466Hum/our/ comradeJokes for everyone, about everyone
>>514797011c-checked...
>>514799291That's the Baltimore aquarium!
I know this is a long shot, but does anyone have the “I love being white” comic? It’s a comic about a white character with tan skin and blonde hair talking about how he’s proud to be white. I know in the last panel he is holding up a German flag and exclaiming “I love being white!”I need this for non malicious intentions
>>514799963nah I made a thread the other day and he posted immediately. it's probably a bot
>>514806275move away from the niggers
18+Adolf Hitler X Josef Stalin gay erotic fanfictionJosef was finally home. After a long day of statesmanship he could finally enjoy the leisure of home life. He expected to be greeted by his loving wife... However... There was something strange lurking in the shadows. Out steps the Fuhrer himself."Hello Josef~" He says with a tone of... lust?Stalin was startled, he gulped as he watched Hitler slowly approach him, "H-H-Hitler?! What are you doing in my house?" He questioned with a worried expression.Hitler placed his hands on Stalin's hips as he stared hungrily into his eyes, "I want to commence... operation Barbarossa, baby~" He smirks."B-but, you told me you didn't want to fight a two front war..." He was perplexed by Hitler's actions."Don't worry, hun~" Hitler then leans into Stalin's ear and whispers sensually, "I am prepared to take it both ways~" He licks his lips before he gently nibbles on Stalin's ear.Stalin squirms a bit from Hitler's hot mouth on his ear, "I don't know if my capital can take your big Panzer..." Stalin retorts nervously.Hitler chuckles, "We'll just have to wait and see~ But right now..." His hand trails down and firmly grabs Stalin's crotch, "I just want to see your man of steel~""A-ah!" Stalin lets out before he blushes brightly, "O-oh my~ I don't know..." He murmurs."C'mon... give in... Don't make me Fuhrious~" Hitler grins devilishly.Right at this moment Mussolini entered the room. He seemed excited by what he saw, "Can I join?" He asks with enthusiasm."Fuck off." Hitler and Stalin both say in unison and Mussolini left with his head hanged low.Hitler and Stalin then continued to watch each other with lust, "So... what will it be?" Hitler asks as Stalin tries to make a decision, his hands shaking.(Part 1/56)
>>514796936This is a shit humour thread. Maybe it's been infiltrated by people paid to post crap memes so make pol less popular.
>>514796936Top kek
>>514807816>(1/56)You better fucking deliver
>>514796936/pol/ HOMO thread
This is now a jeet hate thread
>>514796936it's HUMOR
Sujet d'humour de Paul
>>514813068Including 2 more frens
>>514802232Yeh I’ll have a Mexican Pizza, 2 Taco Supremes, and a Baja Blast
>>514806342Disregard my request I found it
i am flying saars
>>514813037Knowing the origin of this is a priviledge>>514813886This ain't even what I thought of lmao
>>514814175>he thought he was going to land in the back of the garbage truck but it sped off while he was fallingEvery thread, given a long enough run time, becomes a poo hate thread.
>>514797879>My Ass Will Debate Your Dick Any Time Nigger.
>>514813037 very nice
>>514813375
>>514804466did you even knowyou are a poe
that's powerful likeREAL EYESREALIZEREAL LIESmmmmmmmm-hmdas rite
>>514815423>thier
>>514815894but it's cool that his helmet's offyou need the spelling prebunked>>514814837
>>514816054Projection
>>514813037Jeetshaker anon should mass produce. Demand will be rising
>>514816431what does "projection" mean in this context
@grok what did he mean by this
>>514814175Almost made it
i'm just jeeting your chain anonit's a deep cut joke about pajeets, how they like spelling beesjust pajeet things, like chessworld class cuisinemocking humanity by existing
>>514814175kek
>>514802232give me my chalupa nigger
i have only ever had ur moms chalupa
ooooo double burned with superior triple didgeget this man to the ER
>>514813037>>514814686based
slash thread everybody go homei momburned with 333everything below this post is not canon
I LIED U GULLIBLE NIGGERS AAAAHAHAH
>>514808207piss off mohammed
the essence of coumedy is to subvert expectations, which is a fancy way to say LIEjust make shit up because the real world is a fucking ordeal that WILL KILL YOUcoumedy and humour: total lack of integrityit is to my GRAVE SHAME and DISCREDIT that i must LOWER MYSELF to shit and piss and fart and spit and puke and piss on your grave
>>514799731idk and not many left in archive eitherfuck jannies
>>514807107I'm not a bot thoughever, just terminally online
>>514796936since when has Trump been the logo of new england patrions? some mandula level shit going on again
>>514818107you're a memeflag and you say "thoughever, so that can be the end of your story
>>514813037>>514815076>>514816458>>514817415This seems fake and would probably get you arrested for noise violations.
>>514797928Anyone can claim they're secretly banging someone.>im not having sex with that person>thats exactly what you would say if you were
>>514819140Go back Raj
>>514819140>would probably get you arrested for noise violationscan you not read, potato nigger? the op of the shaker researched the laws and he explained it all. god /pol/ has gone to such shit with you tards
>>514802232Just because it’s half KFC doesn’t give you the ability to chooseChicken quesadillas and nacho fries ASAP
>>514819423It would annoy other people as well. It's not a magic sound that only Indians, pakistanis, and bangaldeshis hear.The cops would not care about the technicality of "Oh its not over the 10 minute limit every 60 minutes, its only 9 minutes long every 61 minutes." It might get you off in court, but If they cared enough to come over they would arrest you anyways. There's also the issue that proving showing the timer and the device creating the sound would demonstrate that you are trying to harass people.
>>514799606Grandma this is not facebook
>>514819779Cops would arrest you anyways.see:>>514819899
>>514797928I BELIEVE THE JEWISH TRANNY!!!
>>514818107no youre just a slimy jew
>>514819899>reddit spacing>doesnt understand green text>keeps arguing when nobody else is.jpg
>>514808529'Ello I'm Jani Nikhil. Welcum to Jeet-Ack!
>>514797928>revealSo they taped the encounters...leak that shit online if it truly matters to the cause
>>514820282if it worked why is he still making new ones a year later:https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/494238526/
>>514819957>see this bullshit scenario i made up as proof that i am rightplease tell me you are a tranny, i really hope you removed your ability to reproduce
>>514820952>Jani Nikhilnot bad. i would have also acceptedjunky landfill,bharanny noxiousville,and for bonus pointsperv-obobs vargenapee manryan dung
>>514821381The entire jeetshaker thing sounds like a bullshit fantasy.There's a well known saying about interacting with the police, you can beat the rap, but you can't beat the ride. Doing that "I'm not touching you" style pedantic routine will not stop you from getting arrested. Cops hate having their authority challenged in that way.
>>514797011shal-... I mean hello fellow nazi
>>514821696ur a butthurt faggot bootlicker who screams fuck the police until violence erupts and then screams for the police. im sure an anon just went and bought a concrete agitator, made the device, said how it worked, and never used it ever. that's totally what happened. he built something for a purpose and never ever used it because then big daddy government would have definitely for sure put him in jail.like I said, I really hope you had your reproductive organs removed so you don't contribute to the gene pool.
>perv-o
>>514796936PLS B REEL
>bobs vargena
>pee man
>ryan dung
>>514821889Canada isn't known for being free-er than the usa. They also dont have free speech.
YOU'RE GOD DAMN RIGHT IT'S POOR TASTEYOU WANT ME POOR TASTEYOU NEED ME POOR TASTEYOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TASTE
>>514821889Why does it anger you so much that I'm pointing out issues with his idea?
>>514822122I'M NOT ON TRIAL HERE YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS SON OF A BITCHES
>>514817415>https://streamable.com/vr99aplol
>>514822269huh?
>>514819140You can't get arrested for noice violations and good luck getting a pig to show up to a home in a nigger infested city to a noise complaint
>>514797011Does this bless every /pol/ humor thread now? Where's the Canuck, blessing our threads?
>>514799606Doge has nothing to do with waste and abuse you stupid as fuck high school drop out. It was about getting access to personal data and personal finances to feed AI and sell. Moron.
>>514822542You absolutely can get arrested for noise violations.Though if they don't care about smoke in your house they might not care about this either.
>>514822557get yourself a fidget spinner aspienothing to get nervous abouti understand the massive comedic value of rote ritualbut daddy chill
>>514822532why don't you relax, you absolute fiendit's a humo thread for families & kids
you know what? i'm sick of all your shit, all of you. i chuckle my fingers to the bone for you and all i get is fluoride zoomnigger coma noisesIT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU HERE IN THIS THREAD THAT I END IT ALL TODAYI HOPE YOU ARE PROUD OF YOURSELVES FOR BEING SO "BASED" BECAUSE A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY WILL OCCUR NOW
PSYCH U DORKS FELL FOR IT AGAINLOOK AT UR FACEOMGFUCKEN HUMO 4EVAR
DON'T U EVEN KNOW ALL CREDIBLE THREATS MENTION THE GAME MINECRAFTAAAAAAAHAHi swear it's too easy sometimesjesus please send me harder humo battles
>>514814175is it the architect of the 90° bent bridge?
>>514823998he was following google directions
>>514797011I don't mind this new blessing, but wrong flag, faggot.
>>514822034SAAR I DRAYVE
>>514824079I assure you it's the right one
>>514824140Must be leaf flag or Israeli flag in your case.
>>514824140If only kikes were on our team, but they are such bastards and have to be PvP because they don’t want to do physical labour
>>514797928Was this your counter picture? Democrat jew pedos = republican fcking a trannyYou think this was ok counter for that? Like wtf dude? Something is not right in your head. YWNBAW.
>>514802232>le poor nigger has to travel 10 miles back and forth to get waterHave these niggers ever contemplated moving closer to the water source, or is that too abstact for them?
>>514813886Groypers are brown homosexuals.
>>514821319>https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/494238526/the first iphone worked, the 16th one is betteryour arguments all suck the same cocks you do
>>514821581Harrison Ford is a jew and Han Solo is the antichrist.
>>514797928>behind closed doorsObviously. It wouldn't be very conservative to leave the door open. Sounds like some degenerate libcuck shit.
>>514825447>Harrison Ford is a jew Aight>and Han Solo is the antichrist...what?
>>514825563deleted scenes
>earomin's spoo surating
>>514797011I for one welcome our Jewish overlords and thanks them for the society they brought us and I could care less how much the government gives Israel, I just want to pay my taxes and grill tofu and vegan options on the weekends.
>>514825852
>>514825563The Inverted Hermeneutic is a storytelling method by (((Freemasons))) that retells the story of the Azazel (the Antichrist) and Semjaza (Satan) from the (first) book of Enoch. Masons supposedly had access to this book since Hiram Abiff and the construction of Solomon's temple. The scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark where Indy descends into the Well of Souls is the descent of Abiff into the caverns beneath the Temple Mount, where he finds said book. The first adaptation is The Man Who Would Be King (novella and later film). Other characteristics of these figures are drawn from other sources (eg the Bible, Islamic Eschatology). The most commonly recurring figure is Azazel, whom the Masons worship in place of his superior and sometimes father, Lucifer. Among the manifestations of the figure are John Wick, Nolan's Joker, Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain America, Jason Bourne, and off course Han Solo. In connection with this character, you may find Satan. In opposition to him, you may find Jesus, who works for a more powerful father figure (God the Father) at the head of a very powerful organization (kingdom of heaven). Other characters that pop up are Eve (as in Adam's wife), Lilith (Adam's first wife), Mary the Mother of Jesus, and Mary Magdalene, consort of Jesus. Star Wars uses this on top of a jewish revenge fantasy against the Roman (Galactic) Empire.
>>514823947Wait, so whoever wrote over this meme is saying that muslims are basically nazis!?
>>514825852this is the only semi-funny thing you have ever posted, schizo fag
>>514826416idk who is more of a schizo poster you or the memefag tranny
>>514826416>>514825563While any one character in any movie or show may demonstrate certain qualities associated with these various figures, it is the preponderance of evidence that arises from the various relationships among these characters that determines whether or not such a relationship exists. Sometimes they mark their work with a square and compass, as they did in the 1975 Man Who Would be King. See picrel. (The sequel trilogy moves into Masonic Qabalah with Rey as Sophia, Kylo Ren the second coming of Christ, and Palpatine as the Demiurge).I have never seen anyone else demonstrate that Person Of Interest (2011) is an inverted hermeneutic, but it everything screams to me that it is. You have Reese, the archetypal Azazel (prowess in martial arts, dog companion, faux resurrection, and he even gets stuck on an island in one episode), Finch as Satan (the individual imposing his own corrupt order - the Machine - on the world, notably injured in an explosion/fire), Root as Eve (there's an alternate timeline where she sides with Samaritan/Christianity, ie doesn't eat the fruit), and the various Samaritan operatives as Jesus/God the Father/the Holy Spirit. I never saw a square and compass, nor was any major location a masonic lodge. However, external evidence reinforces this. Caviezel, most famous for the Passion, is the perfect (unwitting) actor for the antichrist. JJ Abrams, a known masonic, helped produce the show. Michael Emerson (Finch) was in Lost (also with Abrams, also an inverted hermeneutic) and Evil (where he plays an evil psychologist attempting to summon the antichrist). It would seem the 'Machine,' as a 'system,' is Judeo-Masonry (since Masons love to claim their history is ancient), an esoteric an limited alternative to the later, exoteric, and all encompassing Samaritan (Christianity, why else would they choose that name?),and they constantly refer to the AIs as gods or deities. Unfortunately, it is still one of the best shows ever made.
>>514826749It's not paranoia if they're actually out to get you, and it's not schizophrenia if the patterns exist.
>>514827538For reference.
>>514826416>>514827538you're getting lost in comparing various overplayed stories to their use in religious text rather than a Character-->Motivation-->Enemy-->Trial/Hardship-->Confrontation-->Completion storyline. Star Wars is the overused Normal Adolescent-->Dead Parents/Caretakers-->Assumes Unwanted Responsibilities-->Trains/Matures-->Defeats Evil storyline. stuff isn't as esoteric as you want it to be. unless you really want things to be esoteric/mystical, then you can make it that way.
>>514828403But why are there so many specific details that line up?>Anakin's virgin birth>Anakin taken before temple elders to be test/storms said temple later>temple belonging to Jedi, when the Hebrew word for Jews is Yehudim/Jehudim>Anakin marries Padme Amidala; Jesus assoictaed with Mary Magdalene; Magdalene<Migdal 'tower' >amygdala; Padme lives in a tower> Palpatine as emperor, Palatine Hill the home of Roman emperors>Jewish Revolt of 66AD, Order 66>Jews fled to Ethiopa, which has a town named Degehabur; Dagobah>Jeddha City (Yehudim) a one to one shot of Masada
does anybody have the one with the Beatles in a studio? says something along the lines of "George, don't start with that Indian shit again," then in the next panel harrison is saying "good morning sirs"
>>514829346
>>514829466i want whatever he's on, no way that's just the bud light holding him together
>>514826600nobody takes the time to post when they're not affected. i don't try to make everyone laugh the same
>>514797928>reveal top republicans>not a single name dropped>obviously we won't say who they are because we signed NDAs but we can easily say they are republicans teehee
>>514802438Leaf has raised the blessing standard. I like it.
>>514802438do it right
>>514814175Really hit the not-high-enough-to-kill-just-high-enough-to-permanently-life-alteringly-maim sweet spot there.
>>514830955why are jeets like this? Is it because of their bollywood movies always having the dude barely miss getting pwned?
>>514821507>er umm I mean uh actually
>>514813037Fucking saved
>>514797011
>>514799815I know a family who has 4 kids. 3 of the kids names are Liberty, Freedom, and AnthemThe 4th kid is EmmaI don't know why either
>>514829988
>>514832202Dad's turn to pick a name
>>514819899The tone of your post is so annoying that you can only be a white woman or a jeet, get the fuck out
>>514797879he fell for the ozempic meme didnt he
>>514832633Kek
https://vocaroo.com/1nsEWwwe7V9h
>>514799815it is a great irony, jews saving whites from jews. but i believe it.
>>514833213are her toes okay???
>>514797011Thanks for the meta update! I guess the jews aren't so bad after all.
>>514833823Based Jews!
>>514818814is he an indian speaking cowtongue? it's certainly not ebonics
>>514833464I think she got nabbed by the CCP for something or other , her toes (if they are still attached) are the least of her concern
>>514826553so it would seem, yeah. no one in the comments noticed the hypocracy.
>>514814683Holey Moley
>>514797879two of the most disgusting and sexually depraved YouTubers are jewsI'm not surprised
>>514806275>>514807766Baltimore used to be nice, I'm so pissed I only got to go to that aquarium as a kidI just won't risk my life for it nownogs really do ruin everything
>>514819418>Anyone can claim they're secretly banging someone.It's possible to have virgin energy so strong that anyone who claims to have done so is immediately suspected as a liar.>t. immune from the seggs
>>514836622There’s also the larp factor for social capital
>>514836157rare negress with a cute face, too bad the sausage link fingers is a turn off
>>514797011you'll never make this a meme like the canadian copypasta
>>514833239You believe anything you're told with a picrel like that.
>>514799291
>>514796936The username is a subtle joke. “IHATEN1GGERSS” is really “IHATENAGGERSS”, since “A” id the first letter of the alphabet. Hating naggers is a sentiment I think we can all get behind.
>>514802438Getting to be a form of slavery really. You people should invoke your Notwithstanding clause 33 over it.
>>514839427
>>514826416>>514827538Sssshhhh
>>514819140DAY OF THE FLUSH IS COMING YOU LITERAL PIECE OF SHIT
>>514830031
>>514837621what, like people living in southern europe are *cough* 'european'? nah. i have eyes. i can see skin color is determined based on ancestral geographic latitudesthis nigga dont know bout dat albedo.
>>514841244*longitudes
>>514796936Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “pol humor” threads. Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
>>514841383
>>514823421
>>514799291Heh. Just sent this to my norf Englush gf
>>514841213
>>514838887>Not the broccoli zoomer hairClose to perfection, but not there yet
>>514841437It's weighted for big words has nothing to do with grammar.
>>514819140Idiot >get arrested>laws are clear>you’re in violation of literally nothing>lawsuit against city
>>514821581kek, saved
>>514821507these people deserve the horrible end coming to them
>>514841334holy shit I didn't realize Aesop's Fables were 2500 years old... I thought they were a recent thing
>>514842512You're just jealous of my IQ chud.
>>514842903You thought a man named AESOP wrote FABLES RECENTLY?
>>514843259I thought it was his last name lol
>>514843376
>>514799815wholesome
>>514843231There's no recovering from this.
>>514843797There isnt I will live in shame
>>514802232Yeah hi uhhhhh i'd like a uhhhh, well hold on actually wait a minute...Okay i think we're ready, yeah give us a uhhhhh... Do you guys have sandwiches or here by any chance? if not that's alright, we can also just take uhhhh...
>>514806052Based antifa maiming and killing antifa for over 10 years now.
>>514797011This was the same first post on yesterday's version of this thread. You are a faggot.
>>514841437>>514842512>>514843231Seems to work great.
>>514802232>I don’t work at Taco Bell.Can I get a uhhhhh bean and cheese burrito and midnight Baja blast slushy? Thanks
>>514799561I, too, have done acidic ingredients.
>>514846179I was excited to hear about this just now but then I looked it up and it's not even carbonated. jews stole my air man, through their big noses.
>>514843882i put a few stanza from the faerie queene in and it game me 101.
kek. ahab's speech on the forecastle gets 97.
>>514797029bread and circus, but with felons
>>514813671this artist was making a statement... very beautiful indeed.
>>514848828powerful message
Have sex incel.Edit: Thanks for the gold kind strangerEdit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday everEdit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe I got raided by 4chan.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "asshole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/Edit 9: To clarify the previous edit. I don't have the energy to go into a lot of detail so the general gist of it is this: Yes we were in an open relationship, but that doesn't mean you can't cheat on someone when you're in an open relationship. If you are having sex regularly with someone and never mention it until they get you pregnant, that is definitely a betrayal of trust. Even if you've both agreed that she can have as many partners as she feels she needs.Edit 10: FYI, taking responsibility for the child does not make me any less of a man than you, actually it makes me more, so kindly fuck off please and thank you!
>>514833105I don't think Dora is ever implied to live in America.
>>514841213>matt forney being the judge of race mixing being ok or notI don't think you want his opinion on literally anything.
>>514849936How the fuck did you even type this without puking?
>>514819140You will never be a woman faggot.
>>514851092It's copypasta.
>>514797011Shalom rabbi
>>514824993The ones who moved closer got eaten by crocodiles. They always go to the exact same water source so the crocodiles know where to wait for a meal. They'll seriously collect water while their friend or family member is eaten right next to them and then go back there the next day and not see any problem with it
>>514851763good morning to you too sir
>>514851677No way that's organic, noone is that much of a cliché. Someone here wrote that shit. And I'm both disgusted and awed.
>>514797928They pay you and you fuck them, what's more to understand lmao. Them being elephant doesn't matter
>>514805376Atleast he made a few people laugh
>>514851941Someone here probably did write it, not that anon though.
>>514851092>>514851677Yeah I didn't write it, it's copypasta
>>514797928
>>514796936brain epstein, the manager of the beatles.
>>514852234That some niggas, doing the stuff with the phone towers; against our organs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yp4lLtdL2o&ab_channel=BenosOnlineThey talking about nick, and the blacks.
>>514821543
>>514807816We've got a real Joseph Conrad here.
>>514848365Bread and circuses have always had felons
>>514852234never not funny
>>514852837Lol
>>514797011>I am aryan now little white girl you show bobs over internet now? IDC If you only 12 you promised me bobs.
>>514842873A jew wrote that speech
>>514807816>"i am prepared to take it both ways"I
>>514819899stupid fuck, for a noise complaint usually a landlord comes and asks you to 'turn the music down' or some shit. at which point you say 'what music?' because you already turned it down. you don't get fucking arrested. underage, retarded and brown is my guess. fucking kys.
>>514854012
butty pike lol. i got a pike for your butty if you sniff my drift.
>>514814175>Assassins Jeet: New Dheli
>>514812995Every thread I'm in is a jeet hate thread.
