Would you let her defend your case
>>514814491Would i get a grilled cheese as my last meal for jaywalking?
If you don't she'll sue you
This has to be a simulation
>>514814491What's the point? I thought they don't get much older than 20 or so.
>>514814661Your entire life has been a simulation - a cartoon construct as created by your owners - wake the fuck up.
>>514814491Of course. Obviously they're going to let her win. Which is you winning. Embrace tardmaxxing.
>>514814723Downies have wide range of capabilities. Some die early and are super dumb, some are smarter and live longer, some just look like downies but are mostly normal in the head.
>>514814491Would but not the case
>>514814491Most lawyers don't work in court rooms.
>>514814491her clients are going downie for life
>>514814491>>wit
>>514814491I know some lawyers and I honestly wouldn't be able to make the difference.
>>514814491If the case was about wrestling and or monster trucks, YES.
>>514814491So it actually passed the bar? Kek I'm not even retarded at this point I'm just pathetic
>>514814491Why do these retarded pics always have typos
>>514815113Nn she didn't pass the bar just got a gimme free bachelors and registered... Literally just another retard. Feel free to ignore this
>>514814491WIT is jibber-coded.
>>514814491To be fair the average female lawyer is just as retarded as her
I hear that Hiroshima Nagasaki needs a very cheap lawyer.
>>514814491>wit
>youh onah, obviously my client didn't commit the murder because he is here today still alive
>>514814491Unless the prosecutor is also a downie, she would win the case because the jurors wouldn't want to appear ableist.
>>514815007Lawyaz wit Aspbergerz
i can see her being a paralegal. lawyers can have up to 5 or 10 paralegals sifting through the documents for them. but i dont think it's possible for her to give it the same attention as someone without down syndrome. but a full fledged lawyer defending cases and talking to judges? that's going to be a disaster since lawyers need to have a lot of quick wit with encyclopedia knowledge about the law and cases they are on. maybe she could be some legal department lawyer but you will run into the same problems. i wonder how much help she had during her studies because i remember kids with learning disabilities could basically cheat on tests in a special test taking room from public school all the way through university
>>514814491Would. Raw. Would not pull out.
>>514814491In order to get ahead despite her disability, I can see her being a total office slut, being pumped and filled on the daily by the senior lawyers.
If I had a spaz attack and wigged out on someone she would be the best lawyer to defend my case.
>>514814491While it's true that the overwhelming majority of downies are mentally retarded, they actually exist on an IQ bell curve, and exceptionally intelligent downies can end up having IQs in the 100-120 range.I doubt that's what's going on here, though.
>>514814491POTATO, YOUR HONOR!
>Your honor my client is guiltyKek
>>514814491Confirmed that all lawyers are retard tier
>>514814491of course, i would just have to pay her with cheezits and apple juice.
>>514814491If she's down I'm down.
>>514814765you can't exit a simulation from the inside unless it's been specifically programmed for such shenanigans
>>514814491System of a Down is reality
>>514814491this is AIthe eyes are always the giveaway
>Look at my Lawyer Dawgggggg I'm going to jail
>>514814491No but that's more because she's mexican than anything
Holy Potatus Corpsus Batman
>>514814491could be a perk. no one wants to hurt feelings of downie
>>514814491>Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major company, and I have down syndrome! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense!
>>514814491[copyrighted Chuck meme gif from Better Call Saul]
>>514814491can you imagine how smug and retarded she must be, oh and in spanish. you cant make this shit up lmao
>>514814661It's becoming increasingly common. If they can pay tuition, why not? Plenty of other morons are being given degrees despite learning very little useful knowledge.
>>514814491I will represent myself your honor.
Getting a degree is just memorizing things. Zero intelligence involved.
>>514814491She'd get you the chair for jaywalking.
>your honour, my client is innocent of jail walking but guilty of being the Zodiac Killer
>>514814491This is PROGRESS!!!
>>514814491>How did your client get a lethal injection verdict over a parking ticket?
victim of a downs
>>514816720RILF
Imagine her against grounz guy.
Does she have down's syndrome or is she just one of the new batch ayys who came to earth fairly recently? They're the ones with the down's syndrome eyes with the double fold "bags" on the undereyes, and they are borderline retarded, sure, but they're not the same.
>>514815304kek
>>514814491Objeshion yuwr honor
weird, you can tell shes a mexicunt just by looking at her
>>514814491Women currently make up 60% of college students. It won't be long before Downies make up at least 30% of the student body.
>>514814491>Would you let her defend your caseshe will be hired to defend Putin in the Hague
>>514817398Now put this lebabo girl up against the average 4/10 from here
