Why the hell is everyone dying now
>scientists are baffled
>boffins are dumbfounded
>>514855149Millenial life expectancy is 50 years... fucking duhhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU-v3NBn1yQ&list=RDUU-v3NBn1yQ&start_radio=1You want a red deer.... I give you a red deer lol FUCKING LOL IM UNVACCINATED LOL
they're unaliving themselves
>>514855149Everyone fat and vaxxed.
>>514855149
>>514855193>>514855213LOL I FUCKING LOVE YOU MED PACK SWIZZ BEATS LOL
>>514855214And thereee we go. Took three replys for a retard to state the obvious. Thanks, captain obvious.
>>514855231I AM A TURKISH GYPSY.... LET'S FUCKING GO ROMANI BRO.... I COME FROM THE LINE OF STEFAN BATHORY AND LITHUANIANS....I AM THE FUCKING JUICEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UU-v3NBn1yQ&list=RDUU-v3NBn1yQ&start_radio=1
>>514855248STOP DRINKING COFFEE AND ENERGY DRINKS OR FUCKING DON'T DIE ALREADY I DON'T GIVE A SHIT... FREN
>americans are dropping dead faster than ever before.Sounds based to me
>>514855229I'm 25% Hungarian... via my mother's grandmother.... so I'm basically Vlad Dracul if I'm being honest..... Let's fucking GO HUNGARY BRO!!!! VETO THOSE GERMAN FUCK FACES TO F UCKING HELL and I HOPE THEY DIE AND BURN IN HELL FOREVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh5N-i0e3Xs&list=RDuh5N-i0e3Xs&start_radio=1
They were all NOT max vaxxed. When the government says stay UPDATED with your max vax schedule, then STAY THE FUCK UPDATED.
>>514855282"IF AMERICA WERE TO FIGHT THE SATAN, I WOULD SIDE WITH SATAN.... BECAUSE AMERICA IS THE GREAT SATAN"I COULDN'T GET MORE HARD THAN THE DEATH OF 35 YEAR OLD ROASTIES.... IT GETS ME OFF TO PORN TO BE FUCKING HONEST IWTH YOU
Realisation they're hitting middle life and don't have anything to show for it+years of chair sitting
>>514855329YOU'RE MAKING ME LAUGH OUT LOUD IN REAL LIFE AT 3 AM... STOP IT NOW MED PACK.... OR FACE THE BEST CONSEQUQNCES OF YOUR LIFE OF BEING EXTREMELY FUCKING BASED LOLI'M 5'5" 250 15% BODY FAT AND I RUN A 4.7 40 YARD DASHI AM THE JUICE.... AND SO ARE YOU
>>514855220They will do anything besides vote
>>514855379I VOTED FOR TRUMP IN 2016... VIKING JOE BIDEN IN 2020 AND I DID NOT VOTE IN 2024..... SO THERE YOU HAVE ITTRUMP IS GAY AS FUCK AND A PEDO... (TALKS ABOUT HOW HOT HIS DAUGHTER IS) FUCKING WIERDO
>>514855343I'm 38 and very successful but that was a fluke because I started a company at 29 while doing a full time job and it ended up wokring out, if I was still doing my old job at this age I'd want to kill myself
>>514855427Boomers are on welfare (social security) and still work as a nurse or uber driver because they're FUCKING RETARDED....Good on you bro.... I approve
>>514855149When is the millennials ruined cemeteries and crematorium articles coming
>>514855149>we're mortality experts
V
>>514855149Good im not trying to get tortured by Hatian immigrants working in nursing homes when im elderly. 50yo will do me just fine. At 59 I'll just go to Canada for the death pods. We weren't really meant to live beyond 35-40
>>514855149Ours was the generation most pushed by Boomers and Gen X to conform and follow the rules. Hence everyone got vaxxed, and since spike protein accumulation is more damaging the better your immune system, we are dying first. Don't make the same mistake we did Anon. We did everything they told us. Look where that's gotten. Follow your instinct. At least even if you fail. That failure is your own. And who knows. You might succeed at life.https://youtu.be/rvhvC5RvfT4
>>514855149It turns out its:>Brown ghetto trash doing what brown ghetto trash does>White trash dying from meth and fentanyl>Live fast/die young types>Mental cases committing suicide>Juvenile diabetes taking its tollBoomers sold out their offspring to kike devils, and now millennials are dying before they hit 50.
>>514855407His daughter is/was pretty hot.
>>514855149Obesity & drug related deaths.
>>514855149young men are committing suicide at rates higher than the rates of death of young men dying in WW2.Gee golly what a scooby doo mystery, shaggy
A bunch of millennials died in the opiate epidemic and those who survived are still junkies. Thanks big pharma
>>514855149Clot shot vax tax
I wonder what happened?
>got one shot>found out the fucking thing didn't prevent transmission>decided to fuck off with it>seven months later>needed to travel>reluctantly got the second shot so my vaccine card could get stamped>have never gotten any boostersAm I screwed, bros, or should I be fine?
>>514855149>Why the hell is everyone dying nowNO REFUNDS!
>>514855149We don't know, but it DEFINITELY WASN'T the covid injection, okay?
>>514855149there will be the gallic wars, the swiss will be subject to the consequences, no diplomacy; there will be vengeance. Hide in your mountains, but they will not save you. We made the brides, we will destroy the bridges.
>>514855149Trump his vaccine, miga
>>514857479You'll be fine. Just remember to put me in your will, thanks.
Sad thing.As we say, Best leave first
>>514857479youll be fine. its just scare tactics to get you to board the spaceship (they have the technology to save you)
>>514855149Summer penis
>>514855149Vaxxed
>>514855149>safe and effectiveFor banksters.
>>514855149Man I wish that were me
I remember around a decade+ ago someone on /b/ (when b still had threads with actual discussion) made a prediction that there's going to be a mass of silent millennial suicides over course of many years that would go undetected because it's not happening all at once. Only in hindsight would it be apparent.
>>514859426I dont have the guts to end it. I do wish I was never born though. Life is gay
>>514855149They're unplugging from the matrix
>>514855193Scientists investigated themselves and found no wrong.
>>51485514931y millenial here. Knowing my fucking luck i will be living here for 90years. I dont have balls to kys.
>mutts eat cancerous slop>diesHmm
>>514857479Just trust the science. It's safe and effective, remember? Don't forget to tell us when you get another booster
>>514859466If we're dying anyway.Why not affix bayonet?Face forward towards the enemy.Launch into a fearsome rage.What better way to go out than with an explosion?https://youtu.be/gmtk3Kcs_b0
>>514861212https://youtu.be/B3lsJmwNO40
>>514856685>>514859426But Ivanka Trump's husband announced he expects to live to be over 250 and even hedged he and wife will never die thanks to genetic and life extension advancements in his other country? Why don't more millennials aspire to be like him and Ivanka? Yuval Harari, who might be Gen X, is another individual with ambitious aims to be semi-immortal, what's cool is if you scan his physiognomy, you can almost glean a caterpillar to butterfly transition but in a human form. Imagine Ivanka at 150. Hubba hubba. Well maybe we don't have to imagine. Millennials always dreamt big. Let's age big too!
>>514855343The new variable was/is actually the covid-19 gene therapy product injectables. They are oncogenic, in manifold ways. By that I mean, they are cancerogenic, as a result of manifold physiological/anitomical mechanisms.
>>514855369>I AM THE JUICEYeah, you're gonna get squeezed
>>514855648Werent meant to live beyond 35-40This is a myth. The only reason mortality age was considered low was the high chance of infant death way back before modern meds. Assuming you lived to about 10 yrs old you could expect to hit 60 pretty easily provided there wasnt a war between tribes.Your stwtement is bullshit. If youre not physically fit enough to exist at 60 you either have shit genes or did something very wrong. But the average is closer to 60 or more. Probably 65.
