> I was only nine years old. > I loved Sam Hyde so much, I had all the HYDEFORCE merch and MDE bootlegs. > I'd pray to Sam Hyde every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the paradigm shifts in my life. > "Sam Hyde is love," I would say, "Sam Hyde is life." > My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Sam Hyde. > I called him a normie cunt. > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. > I'm crying now and my face hurts. > I lay in bed and it's really cold. > A chaotic energy is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. > It's Sam Hyde. > I'm so happy. > He whispers in my ear, "This is my Fishtank." > He grabs me with his powerful Candyman fists, and puts me on my hands and knees. > I spread my ass-cheeks for Sam Hyde. > He penetrates my butthole. > It hurts so much, but I do it for Sam. > I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. > I push against his force. > I want to please Sam. > He roars a mighty laugh, as he fills my butt with his love. > My dad walks in. > Sam looks him straight in the eye and says, "He won't keep get away with it anymore" > Sam leaves through my window. > Sam Hyde is love. > Sam Hyde is life.
It’s time for bed kiddo, that’s enough internet for today,
It's all ogre now
>>514858678Which AI is this?
>>514858678>Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!">"Heh, make a Gorilla nest.">Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"I can never look at Sam the same again, everything they said about Sam "exposing him" was true.
>>514858678Keep younger people away from that type.
>>514859247that is gay
>>514859247that guy next to Sam, thinking that some homosexual stuff
This is my swamp
>>514859385Sam projects his own faggotry in everything he does.
wtf? I hate Sam Hyde now!
>>514859509
>>514858678Sam, there will be vengeance, against your doings.
>>514859460I actually chuckled. How did Charls accept to be humiliated like this?
>>514858678Hyde has fallen so far since his masterwork presentation at Rutgers.Will he ever recapture the warrior spirit?
>>514859247>Epstein Island lookI knew it but don't care at this point. Goyim eat kosher food and will die for pedophiles.
>>514860348No he will retire in disgrace.
>>514858678Finally! A good transcription of a Czech national anthem!
>>514858678This is /pol/, not /youtube/.Buy an ad.
Make the Gorilla Nest, Sam, and then we'll forgive you
Sam is the type of guy that if they made a right-wing celebrity jeopardy he'd be "that guy" sitting there with a negative score.
