>>514877646Kneepads are cheap
>>514877646Burger King will hire anyone.
>>514877646Learn to code
>>514877646i wouldn't hire 4chan posters either
>>514877646They always need zogbots.
>>514877707Your existence whitetoid is pay tax so your government can continue cranking out welfare for people like me coming to country :)
>>514877768>indian swipes the joblmao
>>514877646You'll have to apply to be hired, nigger.
>>514877646>middle aged >no qualifications >never worked >no experience>claiming mental illness benefits >fat>balding >narcissist Accept minimum wage or charity shop work to get some experience
>>514877972Jokes on you... I took the NEETpill years ago
>>514877646>NOBODY. WILL. HIRE. ME.Nah see I'm actively unemployed by open society foundation. Radio it in you dumb soros dinosaur nigger
>>514877646not even mcdonalds?
>>514877646Self employ yourself and scam elderly people, cops will never catch you.
>>514877646Have you ever considered prostitution, anon? You have the freedom to sell you ass.
>>514877646ICE is hiringWhy don't you start deporting shitskins ?
>>514877646Sell your bunghole at the back of a 711
>>514879019>ICE is hiringthisthey seem pretty desperate, too.
Like 3 years ago i started working in 3 different jobs,one after another,months apart. But only after like a month of working each time and then left for some bullshit reasons i made up.Now i lowkey regret it and feel like a dumbass cause i wasn't even fired but left on my own each time.Now i have to put cv's for work on the web,but im not sure what employer will get a uni drop out with close to 0 work experiennce..
>>514877646Get a CDL and be a garbage truck driver if you are a able bodied man there is zero excuse to not having a job you lazy fat sack of shit
>>514878072this, i sit in my undies playing online poker and turtlewow all day
>>514879289>Just be a garbage man bro :)
>>514879515it pays pretty good
>>514877646>NOBODY. WILL. HIRE. ME.Probably because word got around about how much of a fuck up you were at your last job.
>>514879607Twice the pay of school teachers and firefighters.
>>514877646unemployment numbers today are almost as bad as the cracker barrel logo disaster. almost
>>514879515Garbage man have the power to collapse society.
>>514877646clean your act up, get a haircut and shave that stupid fucking beard. you're welcome.
>>514877646I knew it was going to be a clapistani flag before I opened the thread. Translation: you aren't trying very hard. Get a job, nigger!
>>514879950You forgot the firm handshake.
>>514877646be taller and more attractive
>>514880342It’s literally this. Women hate me personality-wise, but nearly every job I’ve had hired me the same day of my interview.
>>514877646You need to increase your applications-sent-per-day rate
>>514880135>>514880342>>514880691Get a job, ya worthless nigger!
>>514877972gib Kretek
>>514877646skill issue
>>514880691You don't even have to *be* attractive, just be making the absolute best with what you've got. You might get lucky and be pitted against a bunch of mid-retards who didn't even shave.
Same, I didn’t choose the NEET life….
>>514880718I have a permanent government job that I obtained without interview. The hiring body was too lazy and cheap to do an open competition so just me me, a temp, permanent.
>>514877646Yeah the market is pretty fucking terrible now.
>>514880718continue paying taxes to pedo cultists :)
>>514880894I didn't ask.Get a job, nigger!
>>514880894>so just me meso just *made meit's 4:30 on friday, I'm drinking.
>>514877972Your country is burning down gook
>>514878069
>>514877768This.Tech is probably hiring like crazy right now.
>>514879019>>514879115Not sure you know this, but 99% of people who applied to the last announcement will be rescinded cause ICE has the absolute worst HR in the world. People get a full job offer and the day before they start, it gets rescinded. Trust me, ICE is the worst place to work. All the vids you see if ice agents, just know they make less than 70k kek.
>>514880997>it's 4:30 on friday, I'm drinking.Flag checks out.
>>514882096fuck off, jew
>>514880997>>514882168Enjoy the beer, brother.
>>514877646stop depending on others to hire you and pay you a wage, FUCK THEM, start your own thing even if it makes dimes at first
>>514883681you can't start your own thing and be ur own boss when you have no money.This needs investing,knowledge of finances and taking risks.When you don't have any money and need to get some being a wagie seem the only way to do it.
>>514884185you also most likely need a loicense
>>514879895one of the favorite mission in GTA V
>>514877646make and sell stuff online
>>514884185>This needs investing,knowledge of finances and taking risksnot being a dumb nigger is enoughstart from scratch, grow
>>514877646
>>514877768Learn to KotOnly plumbers will survive AI displacement.
>>514877646>28 years old>economics degree>no certificates>no internship>never worked 0 experience >empty cvI'm applying for security jobs
>>514877646hello saari took your jobs sarbetter luck next time timmy sar
>>514880691Women always despised me so I despise them back
>>514877646Labor market for Trump was fucked, now we have an army of even more retarded people making decisions. Welcome to the slump.
>>514879289>Just destroy your body doing hard labor for pennies on the dollar! Drown in medical debt!>Retarded soft handed wigger thinks he can trust his local government to pay him to do work they already struggle to compensate the already hired workers forJust die
>>514877646have you tried lying?I lied and said I was a seasoned SPS engineer and got hired.I learn as I go now
>>514877646Okay. Well, lets see what your options are.What are your skills? Not "where have you worked before", what are you GOOD at?
>>514879309i work for blizzard and i will shut down turtlewow because of you
>>514877646Send an email to trump explaining that you are racist and homophobic, maybe he can make you director of something.
>>514877646Any way to get past the omnipresent dyed blonde HR lady?
>>514877646>votes to kill jobs>can't get jobDumb
>>514878580In the US they don't even prosecute for scamming people anymore as long as you are white and rich.>>51488120770K is better than nothing, and you can always intentionally underperform and/or sabotage operations
