How can I get food?I have 0 dollars on my card rn, and I get my paycheck in 3 days but it won't be big because I've been suspended and might need to find a new jobI seriously don't know how I'm gonna eat. I don't wanna steal so I'm thinking about waiting until closing time to take from dumpsters nearby
the ducks in the park are free
>>515063391What did you do to get suspended? Also any food banks near you?
God demands you steal from the Dollar General while its open, in protest of Satan
Can you go to like a homeless shelter thing to get some food? I think some churches give out free food as well.
>>515063817>>515063391GO TO A FOOD BANK
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>>515063391Wait until the local meth zombie get an episode and steal the electronic he have. Sell it $10 to another meth zombie, just tell him he can sell it to $20 in a shop, the believe everything.
>>515063391food bank OR go to the "nice" grocery store and tell the customer service desk you have no food for at least 3 days. They can and will hook you up if you're normal.
>>515063564>>515064023>>515064523QRD? No idea what a food bank is.
>>515063391>Food banks near meIf you go hungry in the US you're an idiot.Also>Dandelions>Blackberrys>Rabbit>Squirrel >Turtle >Frog>ApplesEtc etc.
>>515063564I no call-no showed because I forgot to set an alarm, my fault but whats done is doneIt's inevitable I get fired from this place anyway, all my coworkers tell me the last 8 people with my position have all gotten fired or quit because of the workload
>>515064598>What is Google I'm starting to think you're too stupid to deserve eating.
>>515063391I used to just steal cans of soup from dollar general and hide them in my coat pockets. If you have any change laying around ramen packs are 45 cents a piece. Also what's your cashapp?
>>515063391Dude its easier to steal than ever before. Just go to a grocery store towards closing time and check to see whos working. If its a bunch of zoomers they ain't the confrontational type. The downside though is if too many people steal they'll just close all the grocery stores so do it in moderation
>>515063391They don't even record starvation death statistics in the US anymore because the only reported cases are from extreme mental illness or disabled people being neglected. There is free food everywhere. Food banks, soup kitchens, even retail dumpsters will have free food still in its package. The poorest people in America are the most obese. It's *literally* impossible to starve in the US.
if you go into a city there are rats everywhererats and pigeons. and you can eat themyou can take them apart and cook the parts and eat the partsand you can go to churches and say you’re hungry and go to food banks and say you’re hungryand the dumpsters. the dumpsters are good too
What’s in your pantry and fridge?
>>515063391post pic of your ribcage or you're a fatty larping that you're hungry (for tendies)
>>515063391Google "food bank near me" and call one. Explain your situation and ask if they allow walk ins.
>>515063391>>515063480 what he said but also pigeons are about as easy to catch and will fit in a jacket pocket. And do you not own any fishing gear? Just a roll of line and some hooks is all you need to rig up some set lines for catfish or whatever. Probably illegal but would you rather eat from a bin?
>>515063391Did you spend your mony on useless shit so that you don't have money for food right now?In other words: are you a nigger?
>>515066223Yes try this. In fact if you just tell us what state you are in we could probably do it for you
>>515063391Foodbanks: existChurch food donation boxes: existSoup kitchens: exist
>>515063480There are geese too. Watch out for the parasites.
>>515063391See if you got a Sikh temple nearby, a lot of them do daily free meals for whoever shows up. It will be literal slop but they don't turn anyone away
>>515063391Pigeons were originally brought over by European settlers as food
>>515063391Try begging at a grocery store. Ask for a the manager and give him a sob story
>>515063391Wait for the grocery store to close and then check out back for dented cans and day old bread also check online for food banks you can also ask people at fast food places and wait for people to not finish their meals etc gas stations throw out donuts in the morning
>>515063391You have to go back
Also next time you have 8 dollars buy ten pounds of rice or potatoes dummy
>>515063391Google free food services and your suburb.If that fails, because Dog Bress Amerikkka, wear a hoodie and a COVID mask, just put grocery load of goodies in a esky bag and calmly walk out the store, fuck the state.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUHdTDwdq8ULiterally possible to live well off nothing but trash. I only buy food for convenience.
>>515063391You can go three weeks without food without any ill effect, four weeks max.
