the german government has released a PSA to germans to not use candles for heating to save on gas bills
>>515190833This is sick, lmao.
>>515190833>the obligatory negro
>>515190833I don't speak German but it looks like they're saying that you should invite in your nigger neighbor and his future single baby mama when you use your candles for heating
Damn you niggas really fucking live like this ??
>>515190833this is hilarious kek
They could cut the nigger open like a TanTan and climb inside it for warmth.
>>515190833if gernany just saved their gas resources
>>515191036German wagies now have to beg their employer to rent a bicycle they can use to get to work. Hugely successful scheme, and only a few forms to fill for the bureaucrats to approve. Just a few days of work, and the wagie can* be allowed to ride a BICYCLE to work. Huge progress. One of the most successful German startups was to make a slightly simplified interface for the bureaucrat forms: https://jobrad.org. Entrepreneurship in Germany always means to do something with tax schemes and new ideological policies, it is effectively another branch of the government.*depending on the legal situation, better consult law and taxation specialists
>>515190833This is just material showing you how to survive in case of a majour infrastructure failure eg. heating, electricity. The demonstration is cringe worthy with the obligatory nigger but fundamentally nothing is wrong with the candle heater.
>>515191029Based noticer.
>>515190833Purge all jews from public office and all relations with Russia will be retort and warm come back as before... Humans have same needs and no reason to compete about anything at all . In a matter of fact. cooperation is beneficial to all sides.Jew rats corrupt Ukraine in to shit hole be fore war. Sode effect of degeneracy is war as a means to get more wealth from hyper military gear consumption and large cash flow opportunity to steel. Zelensky is a jew celebrated by his own nation and hated by host nation Ukraine.
Candles are shit for heating. Get a fireplace.
>>515190833ok, 2 more weeks
>>515192074>euros can't help but portray themselves as twinks even in their own banterLMAO
>>515192074they always think they are the center of the universe. oh how they are wrong
>>515192074watch your tone when talking to america krautcuck
>>515190833
>>515192231>watch your tone when talking to america krautcuckfunny coming from you
>>515192019Not feasible in most city housing and the number of remaining fireplaces is low. When you're facing - 20°C for multiple days without power a candle oven will keep a room warm and cozy. Don't forget we have proper brick buildings with insulation over here. NRW is massively urbanized so it makes sense to educate and talk mainly to the city population about this evenbif it seems silly. Critical infrastructure can fail even tho unlikely. Think of 2021 Texas. Those people that froze to death could have profited from this kind of Information.
>>515192019Not so fast. Let's have a look at the legal and tax situation before we delve into building a fireplace. First of all, you will have to talk to the office for buildings whether it can be allowed in your county. Then you will have to schedule a meeting (paid + tax + tip) with the county's licensed chimney sweeper to get a basic grasp whether it is allowed due to the chimney sweeper laws that are currently valid in your county. He can also give you a first guidance on the fire prevention laws that apply to your situation, but you should probably consult and pay a specialist for that. Then it's time to talk to the environmental office about the air quality laws. Just by reading the laws, a layman can not make proper decisions, it is hugely complex to map to your situation, and you will likely require a private environmental law specialist. An important thing to consider is the building energy protection law EnEv, which varies by region, so you will have to consult an energy specialist. It is likely that you can only get approval for the fireplace if you make your building a little bit more climate friendly, like getting a heat pump (40k to 60k, or 20 times the net wage) and floor heating (20 to 80k, depending on the house, a huge house of 1000 sqft will cost more, of course) and styrofoam insulation (20 to 60k) for the outer walls. But luckily, you can get mortgages from the government for that, just a few forms to fill. Some additional laws may apply.
>>515192547Texas barely had any deaths lying krautcuck
>>515192602Then it is time to consider the ownership situation for your building. The other parties involved might need to do some legal work as well, and of course, approve it themselves, for which you should get notarized contracts. And last but not least, you will have to get things approved by the insurance companies involved. Make sure to have it all in written form, the more notarized the better. Just keep in mind that notaries are heavily regulated professionals, so their services will be quite expensive. And of course, if you live in an older building, a big part of the process is to get the historical building protection office involved for a first official report. It can take some time to do this, often a few years to find a solution for your building that complies with historical building laws, but in some cases, it can be approved. And do not forget to think about the air pollution control regulations, many cities have these, so there might be schedules to comply to for using the new fireplace.If that all goes well, you can talk to an architectural engineering service who will design the plans for the fireplace for you, so that you can give them to the above institutions for approval. Will take some time, of course. Foreigners always think you can just do something, but things are not that easy, of course.
>>515191545Those things are known for exploding and turning into frag grenades
>>515190833Those who made this propaganda slop is clearly have never interacted with the Germans on their soil. Hence unaware of the term Stoßlüften. They do it even in winter. I know this because my mother doing the same shit although she visited Germany only in transit.
>>515192621And thank god for that. You missed the point tho because you felt immediately personally attacked.
>>515192602>>515192750I hate that both my country and Germany are like this. At least I live off-grid, oh well.
>>515192864It's ceramic that's heating up a little. Nothing here is known to explode. What are you even talking about?
>>515192182Basically acusing others of your wrongdoings
>>515190833>German woman with negroThe Hooton plan was never just a plan. They're implementing it as we speak.
>>515191545>fundamentally nothing is wrong with the candle heater.Except it creates small amounts of toxic fumes and you will have to replace the air in the room with cold air from outside.
>>515192944>Nothing here is known to explode.Except all the grenades smuggled into Sweden.
>>515192869You need that to avoid mold in airtight climate friendly rooms.>>515192621Notice how the German is not using a German flag, fearing German NGOs searching for German posts on social media, and subpoenaing his IP address (DDG law applies, see https://www.recht.bund.de/bgbl/1/2024/149/VO for a quick 35 page overview).
>>515193102You're acting as if 8 candles will create enough CO to kill you in a room. Air circulates anyway through your house, this is a non issue. It's not a blazing inferno, we're talking 80W a candle or so.
>>515192934> off gridTry doing that in Germany Julen. But in general, you are correct, Spain and Germany are quite similar regarding taxation and lawmaking. Germany had the advantage of being the firewall against the commies for a few decades, so the Americans couldn't go full Morgenthau* on them, but had to prop them up as a propaganda showroom to destabilize the neighboring commie hellholes.*Do not confuse that with the Kalergi plan, a debunked far-right, antisemitic, white genocide conspiracy theory.
>>515193262I have nothing against it. I did not liked it when I was younger and lived with parents. Now I do it myself, for fucks sake is it some kind of meme virus or something?
>>515192074> racial entropy levelsDo they randomly grow horns already?
>>515193321If you freeze to death 80Watts of heating in a room won't make a difference. You'd have to somehow wear it under your clothes or something. They should show ways to improvise a Taschenofen instead of this woke feelgood propaganda.
>>515193426So it seems. Have you tried making wholemeal bake rolls with Wurst yet?
>>51519369280x8 brings you to 640W that's not good but decent enough to heat up around. Grab a blanket and hunch over the pot. It's not gonna heat the entire room by 20 degrees.
>>515193807It's still a shit idea. Proper clothing, food and heating under your clothes will go much further. Each candle uses as much air as a person while also producing soot and CO. How long can you stay in a room with 8 people without opening a window?
>>515193765Not with the bake rolls. Also sometimes I pity we have only one variety of fish sandwich.
>>515194207Weird scenario where are the 8 people coming from? Do you run a shelter? You should have prepped better. CO and soot from 8 candles are not an issue, your room isn't airtight. And no you won't be using up the oxygen either and no a candle consumes not even a fraction the amount of oxygen a single human consumes. Not even all 8 combined.Yes there are obviously better methods if you prepped.
>>515191545What I wouldn't give to have you in an abandoned warehouse for an afternoon.
>>515192750>Then it is time to consider the ownership situation for your building. The other parties involved might need to do some legal work as well, and of course, approve it themselves, for which you should get notarized contracts. And last but not least, you will have to get things approved by the insurance companies involved. Make sure to have it all in written form, the more notarized the better. Just keep in mind that notaries are heavily regulated professionals, so their services will be quite expensive. And of course, if you live in an older building, a big part of the process is to get the historical building protection office involved for a first official report. It can take some time to do this, often a few years to find a solution for your building that complies with historical building laws, but in some cases, it can be approved. And do not forget to think about the air pollution control regulations, many cities have these, so there might be schedules to comply to for using the new fireplace.Jesus Christ, I though zoning NIMBYism here in the US was bad...
>>515194483>Weird scenario where are the 8 people coming from?It's an analogy you retard 1candle = 1 personOxigen is not the main issue btw. They produce CO2. 1% CO2 in the air is already quite dangerous. >and no a candle consumes not even a fraction the amount of oxygen a single human consumes. Not even all 8 combinedYou're just wrong on that buddy.
>>515190833EVERYONE LAUGH AT JEWMONEY!AHAHAHAHAHAHFUCKING FAGGOTS. DEAD RACE KEKOLD FAGGOT LOSERS. HITLER WOULD BE ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE YOU PATHETIC FUCKING BRAINWASHED GERM SCUM LOSERS AHAHAHAHHAHAH!
>>515190833at first I was like, that's just fucking retarded but then I say the nigger and KEK'd my sides off.
Lol. Rent free morons.
>>515191029It's so fucking disgusting. Everything jewish is making me retch and I can't help it. I've developed the supernatural nooticing power and I recognize jews and jewish behavior before I can even prove it, and I'm always right. It's awful.
>>515194820Hey "retard" your retarded claim that 1candle = 1 person doesn't make sense I'm telling you the second time you are wrong. Candles produce CO2 in gram areas per hour your own breath is massively worse and once again: Your room isn't airtight.
>>515194586Anti-human bureaucracy in full nudity.
>>515190833And of course the token nigger has to be there. Time to fire up the kikes for winter, Hanzl.
>>515195159Ask chatgpt or something you smooth brain.
>>515195269Sure that could definitely help you AI retard. Prompt it again and tell it that it hallucinated over the candle oxygen usage.
in winter I use an electric bed heater in the couch, it works fine and consumes a lot less electricity than the air conditioner.
>>5151908332021 called and wants its meme back.
>>515190833jewmericans brought this shit to usit used to be only jewmericans who had niggers in ads
>>515190833Uh-oh
>>515195402Keep embarrassing yourself. Show your country flag.
>>515195622You're the only one admitting to copying grok delusions.
>>515195689Show flag
>>515195766@Grok generate a flag
>>515195183Non-German anons (and the young German ones) might think that I made these things up. But I did not.
>>515190833lol fuck the german government. I'm going to go burn a bunch of styrofoam and plastic to spite the faggots. Maybe pour bleach on my tires and do a fatass burnout, smoking out the entire neighborhood.
>>515195815We haven't seen your flag yet.I want to see that flag that triples down on stupidity.At least get a VPN and show me a German flag or something. Can you do that for me?
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>>515190833>reminderSounds like a jeet name
>>515196163That would only cover your garden with a layer of soot. The German government is immunized against all dangers.
>>515190833I hope every German freezes to death this winter
>>515196403seine Flagge würde nichts daran ändern, dass du ein dummes Stück Scheiße bist, das versucht das Thema zu wechseln
>>515190833Is this real? Chat
>>515196163>To spite the faggotsBut you live in the USA... Lol
I hope a lot of poor fuckers die this Winter, everbody who cant afford the gas prices should fucking die.God i hate poor people
Lets assume parafin wax with an average carbon chain length of 30. Now we have C30H62 as our molecular formula (mass 422g/mol).Random googleing leads me to a burn rate of ~7hrs/oz or 15min/gram.Now assuming complete combustion we have 2C30H62 + 91O2 --> 60CO2 + 62H2OThus for every 2 moles of wax we burn 91 moles of O2.Assume you sleep 8 hours thus 32grams of wax is burned (0.076mol) thus 3.4moles of O2 is burned.At STP the air would be 22.4L/mol thus burning 77.5L. If you are in a "small" 3x3x2.5m room the total volume would be 22.5m3 or 22500L. O2 is ~21% of the air so the partial volume the O2 would fill of that room would be 4725L.In that 8 hr span where no air entered the room that single candle successfully burnt about 2% of the oxygen out of the air. That would roughly be the equivalent of being at 1500ft elevation from sea level
>>515198574TLDR: candles are safer than freezing
>>515198396You will not die if you light a candle in a roomYou will die if you freeze
>>515198319Yes, this is real.
>>515190913>>515190833That fucking pot candle heater was a 4chan meme 15 years ago.Seeing it as mainstream suro survival necessities now is insane
>>515190833The Germans should burn Jews for heat and other purposes, even just for fun.
>>515195111Yeah bro you must have pretty cutting insight to notice that a black guy with a man bun would just get invited in to a strange woman’s house at night to warm up on the couch
>>515198396Most compassionate G*rman
>>515198574Impressive autism, but what for? All these abilities are automated now.
>>515198912So you like poor people or what want you to imply with your answer?
>>515196403>>515195815Thanks for the lulz, fags
>>515191029Candles?
>>515199460The government will pay the bills of browns.
Just get a paraffin/kerosene heater. The fuel is cheaper than dirt.
>>515190833Oh dear, what else could Germans possibly burn?
>>515190833FATHER PLEASE.WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?I CAN SAVE YOU. GIVE ME A CHANCE.
>>515192869it's about humidity and mold. before styrofoam insulation bein forced upon us by jewish legislation, the brick walls were able to 'breathe'. now they're pretty much like a nigger on fent and if you want to avoid mold, you need to get humidity down below whatever is the thaw point. (~60%). if you live in a rented apartment, and many germans do, you will be blamed for mold occurring. all the jewish landlord company, seated in usa, will do about it, is apply a new layer of mold killing paint over the old. and that's just where the mold is visible. so you better stosslüft away or else.
>>515192869So you never air out the room because its cold outside?Imagine the smell
>>515192944best case it is terracotta and the purpose of it is to keep the warm air from dissipating upward. no point in having a thin layer of warm air under your ceiling. OP vid made me laugh when granny made the thing, cause those parts would have to be aquired in a DIY market and will cost a small fortune. fucking kike propaganda. they need to leave. from earth.
>>515198574>>515198626Now do CO2 and tell us again how safe it is.
>>515198309>, dass du ein dummes Stück Scheiße bist, das versucht das Thema zu wechselnIch habe erklärt warum Kerzen eine schlechte Idee zum heizen sind. Fass dir lieber mal an die eigene Schulter.Also show flag and kys today.
why don't you just buy a -10C sleeper bag for 60-100 euros in decathlon
>>515190833>german ad>of course there's a nigger in it
lol meanwhile fecaloids and chinsects are speedrunning the destruction of the environment and overpopulating the world with more bioweapons. EU is truly run by feminazi dominatrix who cant stand the sight of a straw out of place.
>>515191029Yeah kek. Can't forget that race mixing propaganda while spreading your climate propaganda
>>515201101so you think a candle is going to kill you from it's co2 emission or are you just a faggot?
>>515204479Why dont you just stand right above it so you can huff it in?
>>515190833Thanks for the reminder, since most of us already froze to death and i lost my fiancee already due to temperatures that would even make russians sweat. I keep her in the freezer though, so it all worked out in the end
>>515190833this isn't even seethe inducing anymore. It's just fucking hilarious this world nis so gone lmao and yes I'm talking about the nigger being there
>>515190833>niggers and pakis kill German women every year>goverment still promoting white woman black man Lmao no wonder u krauts lost
>>515190833>you couldnt do what I do>see what you dont understand is just how elite i am at using my words
>>515190833>turn off the nuclear power plants to save humanity>turn off the russian gas pipeline to save ukraine>tell people to use candles to heat the house>invite freezing niggers over for a heating sessionthe fall of germany has been too steep, like straight into the trash can.
>>515190833Meanwhile, I have my kerosene stove fueled up and ready to go.
>>515200112Cheapest I can find that is legal to buy for Germans is 5 Euros per liter, triple that of gasoline. Germans have to work for one to four hours to save enough money to be able to buy one liter of that.
>>515190833REMINDER8/10 Reddit users are Euro libs who live like this. Remember that when they tell you how much better Europe is because they don't have guns. Lol
>>515191545>nothing is wrong with the candle heater.Except... it's a fucking candle and you live in an allegedly first world country.
>>515203934Online shopping for clothing in Germany makes you feel like you are in New York (can't elaborate for legal reasons).
>>515205479around m place people use heat pumps and wood stoves. heat pumps get fucked by the occasional drop/loss in power. happens every now and then, if only for a couple of minutes at night. i have a wood stove. prices for fire wood have increased by 50% since covid. still below 400,- for the season, about 60,- per month. warm water is extra and can cost up to 1,- jew fiat per day. if you're at the mercy of a jew landlord, it's worse.
>>515205563>muuuuh US vs EuropeWe're ruled by the same people newnigger.
>>515191543jesus fucking christ
So europeans don't have AC's or fireplacesHow many thousands of years of "civilization", what the fuck are they doing over there?
>>515207520I have gas and these little gas stoves, I love them.And my windows can open in case I need to cool down.
>>515207520your question should be: what are the jews doing to them? if you knew how they faded out every aspect of energy independence, you'd be aware of why there are no open fireplaces any longer, why it is hard to get permission for a closed woodburner, and why they've removed every single traditional oven they could in rentals. all in the name of a better future.
>>515191029TPBP
>>515192019Absolutely.Buy a mini wood stove, crack a window for light draft so you dont fucking die. Then pipe the smoke stack out a different window. In an emergency a portabpe wood stove would be the bees knees.
>dont forget to let in your race mixing traitor roastie and her illegal nigger lover who may or may not murder you both if he suddenly flips out... otherwise youll get a fine and possibly jailtime for bein racissss!!!
>>515208130best practise idea and goto choice when shtf, provided some palantir drone won't sniff or see the smoke and send in the raid force to drag you to the next camp. also you'd have to get wood, which requires you to go into the woods and cut some then dry it first. not gonna work here. btw, they've cut off all existing chimneys right under the roof, so these can't be used unless extended again. which is what i'll do when necessary. i do have a woodburner stashed away for that scenario.
>>515191543i started reading that and realized it was supposed to be a "company car" scheme but germans hate how cars pollute and cost more tax so now its "company bike".how utterly teutonic
>>515208802Im sorry germ bro, you guys desperately need a new govt. In the US this would be acceptable in an emergency. Might raise some eyebrows in normal day to day life though. I own one for hot tenting its exactly what id do. Combine that with plastic sheeting and youll be okay.
>>515191543Possibly a new low in New Germany
>>515192750Thank you for this nightmare anon
>>515209131friend of mine has one such bike, the leasing rate (100) deducted from his wage. a fancy neon coloured carbon fibre frame thingy (made in china) that would cost some 5K new and has to be carried upstairs for safety. same debt creation method as with new cars btw. we do need to expel the parasite from this planet or human life will cease to exist.
>>515197000Can someone post the wojack? Always makes me laugh.
>>515190833post the russian one where we're supposed to freeze to death and eat our hamsters for the third year in a row (it gets exhausting to die that often!)
What exactly is the point of modern government if Germans are reduced to medieval technology to stay warm? LolWithout modern heating technology, there's no real incentive to stay loyal to modern laws and systems.
>>515191029Yep
>>515191036Its ironic right. >at least our houses are not made of cardboardProceeds to live in row housing flats with 600 sqft and no AC.
>>515205479>Cheapest I can find that is legal to buy for Germans is 5 Euros per literYou guys need to Nepal your parliament buildings. I buy two or sometimes three of pic related for the British winter. MUCH cheaper than electricity which would be perhaps £1000 for the same period.
