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>3/Atlas observed making course corrections in leaked data from MIT scientists

ITS ALIENS!!!!!!!!!!
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>>515269926
>3I/Atlas observed using ION DRIVES FUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ITS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You could at least try to reformat the text into something that's not obviously AI generated
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>>515270049
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE AI TO YOU RETARD?????????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0FVdqpaU-UI
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>>515270334
Actually I think it is AI and if so this is fucking terrible!!!!!!!!!!! Humanity is so screwed!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>source: trust me bro
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>>515270625
Hey retard, we have IDs on this board
We know you're samefagging

Man, it's really all hands on deck for the shills tonight, isn't it?
They had to get the intern's intern to start sliding threads
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>>515271079
Im not fagging anything you fucking retard Im just speaking my mind
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>>515269926
Fake and gay. We already know aliens are actually demons
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>>515269926
>low power ion drive
Also known as a comet heating up and ejecting gas. They're just fucking tards not taking into account the mass being ejected is different from most comets because its frozen carbon dioxide instead of ice
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>>515269926
>>515270045
>>515270334
>>515270625
>>515271435
This is not how you shill well.
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>>515271792
then how is it changing colors? it changed from red to green and now white? how do you explain that?
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>>515271860
Im not shilling but I think I got duped by AI and if thats the case then somebody needs to get a handle on this stuff.
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>>515269926
ok what are you going to do about it
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>>515269926
Imagine believing this shit
>the space wizards say there's an object! No, no, only they can see it! Then they relay the info to us!
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>>515269926
This is what’s getting slidded
Big bada boom
Lelu Dallas multipass
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>>515272091
based 5th Element connoisseur
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>>515269926
>making course corrections
Aliums can't fly in a straight line in space. Need to make course corrections. Are these retard aliums?
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>>515269926
damn cant wait for based DAHBOO77777 to post a 2 minute video on this ground breaking discovery
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>>515269926
I know what it is
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>>515269926
Pee pee poo poo
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>>515270045
>ION DRIVES
Nope. Possibly something like Plasma Mercury but they could be using other forms of "anti-gravity."
https://youtu.be/kcRo5xvEkdM
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rolling. when does it get here?
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>>515269926
>Confidential telemetry
It's a fucking light in the sky, Any amateur can point his telescope and look at it and see whether or not it's doing wheelies or just falling.
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>>515269926
Could be some steam jets because the surface is heated by the sun.
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>>515273424
>rolling. when does it get here?
Never, close point of approach to Earth is nearly 2AU away in December
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>>515269926
>mfw resting at the pool after cannibalizing 30 aliens in battle and becoming a war hero
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K. Keep me posted.
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>>515270334
The numbers in the video reveal the Jewish fagginess and lies.
>02:14
>22
>7/12
This is a nothingburger that gave me squirts.
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>>515269926
Now all of a sudden /pol/ trust the science? KYS faggot space is fake and gay
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>>515269926
>trimming apogee
they can't even get the terminology right, it's in solar (hyperbolic) orbit so it would be aphelion not apogee

also comets do outgas as they near a star and begin to warm up
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>>515274216
Gay niggers from outer space are piloting that space-donk and are going to do a drive by on earth to kill all the cracka ass honkies. ICBMs in the shape of BBCs going to impact all around earth.
That’s what Gaia’s hoe ass gets for birthing the white devil.
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>>515274750
And all niggas gonna be beamed up via Operation Bluebeam. The Deep State is controlled by Hebrew Israelites, the true masters of reality.
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>>515271603
Yeah. Demons thst can tank a hellfire missile. Lmao enjoy getting turned inside out while begging for jesus to save you but he no shows cause he was a jewish fairy tale sold to you since birth. Snip snip.
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every single "scientist" pushing this shit needs to have their careers fucking ruined once it comes out this is a literal nothing

im so tired of these "intellectuals" able to freely with zero consequence, stir shit like this and say whatever they want. people just go back to pretending they never said anything

this Dr Lina Patel person needs to have the equivalent of a disbarment on her status as a scientist after this, if such a thing exists
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additionally

I cannot find this article, I cannot find where this information comes from, Dr Lina Patel doesnt even seem to exists.

everything I said applies to that avi loeb guy, but I believe OP made all of this up regarding the lina patel person. she does not exist

OP IS A FAGGOT MAKING UP ARTICLES AND NAMES
OP IS A FAGGOT MAKING UP ARTICLES AND NAMES
OP IS A FAGGOT MAKING UP ARTICLES AND NAMES
OP IS A FAGGOT MAKING UP ARTICLES AND NAMES
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>>515275000
it's a fucking booster.
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>>515269926
so when the subject came on what happening would happen next after covid, anons posted ayys, does that mean they were summoned here by the power of meme magic ?
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>>515269926
When do they arrive?
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>>515269926
>fake moon
>black kill white
>muskrat tweeting something
what are jews trying to distract you from?!
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>>515270334
it does now nigger
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>>515269926
We must steal that alien technology
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>no link

NO BUMP



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