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Purple, no brainer. Pretty much everything else follows.
>>515378648Green button is the riskiest one. There's a chance aliens might not even exist or be technologically inferior.If they do exist and have better tech, it's the best button to advance humanity.
>>515378648Purple, basically, all other buttons lose their purpose once you remove jews.
>>515378648Purple. Any answer other than that is a Jew post.
>>515379057Shalom!
Grey. Massive IQ and whiteness boost. Also massive Jewish/psychopath resistance boost.Purple is great too, but there's a still a risk of Arab and other swarthy mafias taking over the Jewish niche.
>>515379763Once jews go to war with iran and the 3rd world war happens, jesus will return in a second coming.It is your duty as a christian to support jews in all their efforts.
>>515378648purple EZ
Thanks for this fun thread to lighten the mood, OP.Purple.
>>515379875thats going create an inbred genetic horror show in the next generation. everyone will be brothers and sisters fucking
>>515380439>Jewish fairy tales from 2000 years ago...
>>515378648Purple. Always Purple.
>>515380439And end up like Charlie Kirk? Nah im good senpai.
orange
>>515378648Grey, however I stipulate that it must be from the source.It's a tough job but I'm willing to shoulder the burden.
>>515381733>thats going create an inbred genetic horror show in the next generation. everyone will be brothers and sisters fuckingIt would still be a massive improvement in the third world. Some inbreeding is also necessary for profound genetic advancements.
>>515378648Purple. Everything else also gets done when purple is pressed.
>>515382618ThisIt makes whites immortal
I turn 360 degrees and walk away
>>515378648Blue. It's an objective positive, unlike all the rest.
>>515379000there's only one option and if you pick anything else you're completely retarded
>>515378648>bluedoesn't really do anything>yellowEU has very little political power over the sovereign countries so this would easily be thwarted and would drag the US into war>greendecent option but would probably drag white people into wars of attrition for their precious blacks>orangedoes nothing for the present>purpledecent choice but I wouldn't see the effects in my lifetime>pinkbasically does nothingIt's got to be either red or grey. Red is the most practically useful option but grey is kind of hot and would delay Japan's immigration bullshit for a generation.
>>515378648red, even purple is lucrative, but jews won't be able to subvert anything without using women, our women against us, so I would go with red
Grey cuz it would be funny. >includes momOH F--
>>515383557Thought same thing. But isn't it the ultimate cuckery? You got to fuck none of them.
>>515378648Purple. All jews etc
>>515378648The best button is objectively Purple as it solves all other problems. That said, I go Grey.
>>515378648Grey!
>>515378648Smashing purple until my hand is mangled beyond repair
Orange. Easy. At least this will ensure the white race lives on. As long as it's 40 million hot blonde white girls and 10 million handsome alpha male white chads to breed new whites for the next generation though.>>515379875>>515379763>>515379402>>515379111>>515379057>>515379000
Also>pick orange>white people get enslaved and kept alive solely for fun>their population doesn't drop at least
>>515378648Red>kikes pushed for their right to vote. It will be repealed in time if jews are all goneBlue>the intentionally gimped school systems used as kike indoctrination machines will crumble. better schooling will increase intelligence across the boardOrange>won't be a worry when kikes can't push white replacementGreen>nigger communities will crumbled without kike gibs, making them easy to pick offYellow>Hitler wouldn't be as effective in [current year] and wasn't very good at killing jews anywaysGrey>it'll be easier to fuck when the intentional destruction of social centers and white community is no longer being pushed by kikesPink>theyre already retardedI think the choice is VERY clear.
>>515378648Yellow. Red and blue don't solve the immediate problems, if orange ever happens we might as well go out with a bang instead of clinging on pathetically, and the rest are just spiteful without accomplishing anything positive.>>515379000>>515379111>>515379402>>515380837It's far too late for that. At this point, shabbos goym would just sustain the apparatus that jews have built.
Grey, you'd pretty much almost guaranty yourself a linage for as long as humanity exists, you'd be retarded not to.
>>515383539>Instead of fixing the leak, let's just keep using a bucket to remove the water forever!
>>515384567...the white race lives on forever as slaves to Jews? no thanks! (...continues bashing in the Purple button)
>>515385185Good point too. Also imagine the insane societal fallout in 9 months when almost every single woman on the planet is having your kid all at once. Hospitals would crumble.
>>515378648Pink is such stupid option. Why would anyone want that? A button that raised the IQ of every non-white by 30 would fix so many of the world's problems. Where is that button? Think of a better world.
>>515385185humanity would end due to inbreeding. There is only one obvious button to press anon.
>>515378648Purple should be the answer, but I really like Orange, because it would make the white race immortal.
>>515385870>Pink is such stupid option. Why would anyone want that? A button that raised the IQ of every non-white by 30 would fix so many of the world's problems. Where is that button? Think of a better world.That would be terrible. You'd have a bunch of third worlders matching or exceeding white IQ without white empathy or white executive functioning. You'd create an army of high-functioning swarthy psychopaths.
>>515378648>IQ of every non white dropsI can't think of anything more fucking miserable than making brown people dumber than they already are. What do you even do at that point? Put them in a big zoo?
Why would you want to lower someone's IQ? Do you...not want non-whites to be smart? And you want them to be even dumber? Wouldn't the world be better if everyone's IQ was higher?
>>515378648I lay my left arm across the top, hitting all 4 buttons at once and use my other hand to hit both orange and purple at the same time>No greyI don't want non-Whites with my genes>No pinkThese niggers are stupid enough, do you understand what a further 10 points in reduction would do?
>>515379111/thread
>>515378648Orange >>>>>>> blue > everything elseIf you're being offered the IMMORTALITY OF THE HUMAN RACE (or a small but significant global quality of life buff, for literally everyone) and all you've got is murder on your mind?Then I am ashamed to call you my brother and you've lost yourself to hate. I pray for you.
>>515378648pink is literally the worst one lmao imagine all indians and niggers being more retarded than they currently are, you have to be extra careful around niggers theyll be more prone to chimping out
>>515378648grey if I get to fuck them without it just magically happeningif can't then green for the lols
>>515379875>I need a magic button to impregnate womenMost of them will just abort your worthless seed.
>>515378648The gray button leads to global incest for the next generation
>>515386239You mean the alien one?I'm so sick of human women my biological drive demands I find an alien of higher intelligence to impregnate. I'm even fine with Lovecraftian aliens if they exist
>>515388600>Most of them will just abort your worthless seed.Most won't. The ones who do will likely be those in white countries. So the white race will be least affected by the future inbreeding that will occur.
>>515387973First thing I thought was how anime and light novel quality would drop.The real civilization ender would be chinks losing IQ though
>>515378648Grey, the worlds gonna get real fucking autistic.