Jesus: [insert answer]
ܐܠܗܐ ܦܥܠ ܒܐܘܪܚܢܐ ܕܟܣܝܐ
"Well done, my good and faithful servant" - Jesus to CharlieJesus Christ is Lord
“I was busy killing all the mothers of the anons who don’t reply to this”
>you really wanted to stay in that dumpster fire?
>I tried bro, but those spells were too strong
Jesus: You only prayed 19 times today to me today Charlie instead of your usual 20. Be gone with you.
"Unless a grain of wheat falls to the ground and dies, it remains only a single seed, but if it dies, it produces many seeds"
>>515396764He just died hours ago and you are trying to make some meme format on 4chan about it. You're a disgrace.
>>515396764Jesus: Sorry, Kirk, but I'm an anti-semite and you advocated funding Israel.
>>515396764If a person believes in Heaven of the Bible, they should be happy if they end up there. Part of the reason why the church got so strict about suicide was people who were miserable on Earth were checking out early to get an early admission to heaven.
you have eternal life now, all but enoch know and taste the first death. rejoice thou art spared from the second.
>>515397567Congratulations. You did not answer.
