We in Poland need some protips in case we would have to interrogate guests from Russia. How to do it efficiently? Shall we buy car batteries and a set of alligator clips for that occasion? Or is waterboarding good enough?
>>515468048Give them Hope
>>515468193And then they start singing?
>>515468868No, they will start insulting you for being friendly and trying to uplift them. Shits fucked yo.
>>515469122Then I better connect two batteries together
>>515469355Thats not how it works, anon.
>>5154697084 would be better?
I guess that means "yes"
>>515468048Most civilised slav
>>515468048suck his cock.like every time
>>515468048Jumper cables on car batteries doesn't actually do shit. You can attach them to some steel wool do burn your subject but you won't shock anyone with a single car battery. You would need to wire a bunch in series to build up enough charge to electrocute someone. I think a blowtorch and a pair of pliers is easier and more effective.
>>515473422Thank you CIA, much appreciated!
>>515468048Promise to rape them and then record + upload the video.They won't be threatened by the former but the latter would be a stain they'll never wash away because of prison culture.
OP is not Polish.OP will not be able to record himself speaking in Polish language on Vocaroo.OP is either a jeet with a VPN or a nigger on a NAFO base.
>>515468048try gay sex
>>515473761Thank you, I knew I can always count on dudes from Caucasus.
>>515473927>Pole has violent thoughts of hatred against RussiaNot sure why you think this is outlandish.I guess you have never visited Europe before.
>>515473927Zajebać ci gonga ruski cwelu? Pies cię jebał i twoją matkę też. Tak jakieś 9 miesięcy przed twoimi narodzinami.
>>515468048>How to do it efficiently?You befriend them, offer them food, drinks, be patient.
>>515474469And then offer them Belgian chocolate?
>>515474540Yes but most importantly beer, getting them relaxed and tipsy is how you will get quality information the quickest
Frenchfag here. In Algeria we used a handcranked generator to torture terrorists into revealing their terrorist contacts so that we could find out about their planned attacks. We'd get results within hours.
>>515474208All memeflags are Indians until proven to be Israeli>>515474308I can use Jewgle Troonslate too. Record your voice and post a link here. But we know you won't because you're not a Slav, you're a smelly nigger.
>>515475646Gotta look for these in online surplus stores>>515476016Pierdol się Kacapie
>>515476016Well, now I know you have never visited Europa before.>Israelithis shit might work on braindeads but I am fully aware 30% of Israels population speaks russian.
The best solution is multi-step and requires multiple hostages. Beating the information out of someone is old and boring. You do this instead: Ensure all captured enemies that they would 100% die. Non-negotiable. However, the method of execution may wary on what comes next.Get prisoner #1 and ask them to spill the beans on everything that he knows. (Given that he knows that death is certain, he should tell the truth, because he has nothing to lose.) Then you verify his intel, and if it's correct, you put him gently to sleep witht some drug overdose, painless and fast. HOWEVER if he turns out to be a liar, you give him the most cruel shit you can come up with as a parting gift for the afterlife. And you do it in front of other captured enemies. Then you go to the next prisoner, and then he either tells you the truth, or just admits to know nothing at all out of fear of being mutilated to death.
>>515476621Sounds based
>>515468048Why is stoopid poland always trying to make it about themselves?!FUCK OFF!IT'S CHARLIE'S DAY!
>>515477731He, Lithuanian bro. You are also welcomed to have fun with Moskal POWs. You can attach them directly to your nuclear power plants. Much more economic.
>>515468048russia will decimate you, retard.don't come crying for western help if you're gonna act like shithole country slavic animals.
>>515478642Post dick picks.Ah wait, you already did.
Lmao you will fold faster than you did in ww2Oh the Anglo has promised to help you huh? and you believe that after last time?
>>515479027Hows your prosecution of policemen terrorizing citizens during COVID doing?
>>515478937>Post dick picks.good comeback, faggot. fucking fairy.
>>515479423Anything else? Or are you done humiliating yourself?
>>515480119the best thing for poland to do would be to maintain peaceful relations with russia. no more slav brother wars. you aint white or western, you belong with russia.and don't start getting excited about torturing people when you don't even know how to do it properly, larper.
>>515474308Polack confirmed
>>515480463>you belong with russia.let's not suck Russia's imaginary dick too hard, shall we?
>>515480533Rare pic of his father
poland stronk!! scawyy!!!!
>>515480680keked out loud>touristic you now owe me a new keyboard, you fucking Ivan
>>515468048hold them in solitarya few weeks without anal sex will break most of themthe hard cases you can deny vodka to, but be careful, once they start going into seizures you have only minutes to hook them up to an alcohol IV
>>515480899>once they start going into seizures you have only minutes to hook them up to an alcohol IVanon might be joking but this is actually true for severe alcoholics, except it starts after about 36h
>>515481097I wasn't jokingthe seizures start after 24-48 hours and can very easily be fatal
>>515481309correctoand a fun fact: if you you know you drank too much ethanol (shitty alcohol not distilled correctly), you have to drink good alcohol,stay shitfaced, for about the next 24h, to not go blind.
>>515481713>gives advice on how not to go blind after drinking technical alcohol fucking obstler guzzling Schluchtenscheisser
>>515481946>tf>accusing others of drinking ethanol
>>515481946VPN, or oblivious to actual life in Lithuania, I guess.
>>515482746>>515482793I now see your blood ties with Germanyyou have absolutely no sense of humo
Just ask the azov bois. Ukrainian bros have much experience in the field I guess.
>>515468048stfu cuck
>>515482870Hey man its rough out there nowadays, you never know. Germanics are truely alcoholic countries thou. I recently visited a Partner of our Firm in Hamburg, the fuckers offered me a beer at 11 AM on a Monday during the business meet.
>>515468048That's very subhuman of you. Just shoot them.
>>515483007>offered beerdon't worry, give them a few years and you'll get stoned for thatbtw, the same applies to your country too. I hear you have now incorporated sharia law into your (((legal))) system.
>>515483206>He was a subhuman all alongShould have trusted my first instinct. You have to go back.
>>515483534wha?
The Polish cycle...
>>515483813You have Russian DNA.
>>515483987>remote (((DNA))) research mkay>you'se against our greatest strength - globohomo shitskin ZOG diversity>you'se a russiandouble mkay
>>515483963Belgrade bombing, best day of my life
>>515468048Have you considered asking them before torturing them? Give them a better life in Poland and they’ll give you whatever you want to know. It worked in the Cold War why wouldn’t it work now? Other than that force them into watching nonstop BNWO porn slop until their brains are fried. Psychological torture is way more effective than physical
>>515484418I know, zogdog.
>>515484229Its obvious from your behaviour. Tell me I am wrong. Tell me you do not have family ties to russia, or via your ancestors. Go ahead.
>>515484678We can repeat
Most effective is to strap the target individual down and use a lighter to burn the soles of the feet, it will eventually start popping and frizzling like a pork chop on the grill.At least that's what my ex drug dealer uncle told me and he never had a debtor that didn't eventually pay.
>>515473422>you won't shock anyone with a single car batteryt. Retard who never worked on a car in his life
>>515484734to your great disappointment, I don't. but be a good goy and call me liar, or coper or whatever there's in your ZOG lapdog manual
>>515474308>Tak jakieś 9 miesięcy przed twoimi narodzinami.important timing information lol
>>515476016>I can use Jewgle Troonslate toohe used a slang phrase that robots can't translateyou are not russian btw
>>515484893>but be a good goy and call me liar,A Liar who believes his own delusions isnt a liar, he is mentally ill. I could never truely know, but your behaviour is abysmal and not very European.
>>515484761>weYou still fly Su-17.
nigga you wish, there won't be any war. nobody wants a ww3
>>515484989>you're not embracing the shitskin invasion>oh nose, you're not Europeanyou know what, keep your globohomo, I'm not European
>>515485084>nobody wants a ww3I beg to differ!launch the nukes, fuckers, let's go, do it!
>>515485108>I'm not EuropeanI know, and you never will be.Enjoy shitworld.
>>515485084There won't be any if Russia gets nuked.
>>515468048just keep cutting off small pieces until they talkoptionally burn cuts so victim doesnt bleed outhelps to know where major blood vessels are so you dont accidentally cut any
>>515485188>Enjoy shitworld.I do :) especially knowing how your (((1st world))) looks like
>>515484862Sadly you don't let someone go to get the money after torturing them. You can't let them go alive for any reason because they will get drunk one night and come kill you or try to and if you've tortured multipul people you never know which one it is trying to pry that window open at 3 in the morning.
>>515485222bro you'll get nuked too lol
>>515485375By what? Most of your warheads get depleted and majority of your ICBMs won't fly further than few kilometers if not just explode in silo when you try launching them. Given you are even able to detect any incoming nukes at all.
>>515476337>I am fully aware 30% of Israels population speaks russian.It's 15% at best but i still miss your point
>>515478102Larp harder, faggot.You are about to become the next ukraine, depopulated and decimated.I'll be joining the Russian side.
>>515485156Everyone in the west is too depressed for a war. We were robbed of our futurevand still forced through school and either the trades or wage slaving the ones who got it worst are dealing with office culture.
>>515468048Dude you can't make a thread like this after we flew like 20 drones inside your borders and you did nothing. That's just pathetic. Either do something or shut up and get partitioned by Germany again
>>515485324>especially knowing how yourYou dont know shit, you will never be able to live in the first world.
>>515485829lol.lmaoI can feel your butthurt across the continent
>>515485827That's why he's seething so hard.pooland is the next ukranny, it's settled.
>>515485827Why? Feel uncomfortable talking about it? Did you piss your G-string?
>>515468048>how to interrogate Russian POW-s Pretend to be of German or Ukrainian origin. If you fail at that, Poland gets nuked and raped again.
>>515486023Kosovo is Albanian and always have been.Cope and seethe.
>>515486188Go back to Russia where you belong, to your native Mukhosransk
>>515485827Brother, those were the shittiest drones I have ever seen. The hinges for the flaps are a good example. Cringe first off they aren't even recessed in the wing and they sell higher grade external hinges at our local Lowes home improvement store
>>515485941Okay. I am happy you will never be able to reach a point in your life where I am forced to interact with you.Good luck.
>>515486420thank you. please enjoy your shariaand thank you for the example of national suicides that Europe so kindly provides. it is a valuable lesson
>>515485359If you keep them in a doggy cage for about a week and rape them with a broom and piss on them they usually break their will and they keep their distance.
>>515486388>Brother, those were the shittiest drones I have ever seenI'm not saying anything about the quality of those drones, I'm talking about unanimous silence from polish flags the day before that morphed back to spineless barking due to nothing ever happening.
>>515486542>national suicidesnp, gl
>>515486250You're the one posting a whole seethe thread after getting droned and doing nothing about it (you can't do shit).Enjoy being ukranny 2.0
>>515486673>he doesn't knowlol
>515486363>everybody I do not agree with is RussianAnon, your retardation shows. Seek help
>>515468048Unironically sleep deprivation is our most powerful and reliable enhanced interrogation tactic.
>>515486363>>515485668Lmao look at this seething xixil
>>515486686>getting droned and doing nothing about itI don't usually agree with vatniks, but this is absolute truth. NAFO just demonstrated that globohomo has no balls left whatsoever
>>515486742That's what this board gets for not banning chug and uhg
>>515473422Blowtorch is a bad idea.You eventually burn nerve endings and run out of nerves to burn.It will hurt, but you are fighting the clock.
>>515486846>banning chug and uhguberbased
>>515486846Rabid polish and ookie tards were always a thing as was the kike D&C
>>515486627I don't know anyone that wouldn't try to come and kill me for that. Especially people that get loaded they have huge egos.
>>515486846it is probably better to keep them contained, but they haven't done a good job of that either
saaar this is your csaaaarhere is your son (slightly used)sorry, it was to fight globalhomo. Z!
and BOOOOM! NAFO troon is forced to the surfaceboom yeah!!!!!
>>515486846>he wants those retards outside of the containment generalsWhat's up with you, it's already bad if a few of them are in the thread.
>>515487152>containedThey aren't sadly, major containment breaches happening all the time in every thread like in a sticky about that throatshotted guy.
>>515487287yup, exactly. containment is an illusion
pole shits have to larp their power fantasies after getting droned by Russian chads and doing nothing about it lmao
>>515487285See>>515487287Maybe resettle them to kope or make a new board dedicated to the ukie war, i don't know. If even one of them breaks containment then entire thread becomes unusable.
>>515486998Well a least they weren't spamming gore all the time and occasionally you could actually have a discussion with them.
thirdies could just go to 2ch how about that?go away. shoo.
>>515468048Fisting until rectal prolapse
>>515468048Tell him you can't wait to add his skull to your collection so you can train your dog to shit on it.Bonus if you already having some worthless vatnik skulls you already trained your dog to shit on.Invite your family and friends to laugh at him suffering. Deny him a name.
>>515468048Screw off larper
>>515468048>How to interrogate Russian POWsThat's easy, they're quite used to physical torture so smashing a bottle on their head then shoving the cracked bottle up their ass has no effect since they experienced way worse during the 1 week boot camp before being sent to the meat grinder.What you need to do is tear apart a Torah in front of them and watch them squirm in agony. Tell them that Khazaria is 100% Russo-Judeo fantasy and has no claim in reality and will never be liberated. That he serving Emissaries of Satan not God's chosen people like they've had him believe. This is what really breaks them apart.
>>515487582It's impossible to evade people's stupidity/stupid people.Best bet is filtering retards with 4chanx, even if smart people reply to them you might learn something or make a non-retarded reply chain, that's what I often do in Serbia threads.
>>515484863So did you actually electrocute yourself with a 12v car battery or did you just see some sparks and it really really scared you because you're a huge pussy? Because one of those things is way more likely than another especially being Bosnian and all lol.
Well, some hohols thought that can torture pows. Then some interesting things start to happen with their pow's.Learn how to say in Russian - I was driver, I was cook, I was forced to mobilze.
>>515468048Put them in front of a computer with LoL installed, they'll be screaming in no time.
>>515489620>What you need to do is tear apart a Torah in front of themRussians would love that. Putin hates the Torah and he is anti semiteRussia has been anti semite ever since 1917, but especially so after 2000
>>515490387Damn man, you fucking killed him
>>515468048You don't torture to interrogate people. You torture for the fun of it. In fact, you get a lot more information by treating people well than you would if you torture them.
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>>515490387What if you force feed them the acid inside though.
