>What if Charlie Kirk was gay and Chinese?
>>515564636Yeah,
>>515564636He would be a dead gay Chinese man
>>515565192When a white woman doesnt get enough attention she puts a black fist on her face
>>515564636It was not part of their gender, It came to them very late, With long arrears to make groomin, When the Tranny began to hate.They were not easily transitioned. They were icy -- willing to wait Till every cock should be cut, Ere the Tranny began to hate.Their voices were chaotic and loud. Their eyes were crazy and bent. There was faggy sign being shown, when the Tranny began to hate.It was preached to the crowd. It was taught by the state. all tranny spoke it aloud when the Tranny began to hate.It was not suddenly bred, as they can't breed. Through the chilled years ahead, When Time shall count from the date That the Tranny began to hate.
>>515564636Nick is on his way to become pic related
>>515564636He needed to have a real good chinese impersonation to pull it off then
>>515565352When a white man doesnt get enough attention he puts a black fist up his anus
Speak a little Chinese for 'em, Charlie.
Why come a brother can't kill charlie kirk? Sheeit
Why did he do it?
>>515564636>Stav: Would you rather get shot in the neck or get your dick sucked?
hell yeah, dudewhat if TPUSA stood for Taking Penis Up Spread Asses and it was about a bunch of guys having gay sex?
>>515565556An hero
>>515564636Another homerun from the Mulldog!
>>515564636Steve harvey finding out Charlie Kirk is dead
>>515564636>I think it would go a little something, like this
>>515565949>they did what?!?!
>>515564636Man, I can’t believe Adam killed Charlie.
>>515564636Cumtown sucks, promotes degeneracy and I would knock Nick Mullen out in self defense if I saw him on the street (because he threatened me and I had to defend myself, otherwise I'd leave him alone)>>515565672Redditor
>>515564636He would be a lot less like Charlie Kirk.And a lot more like (You)
Hi, I'm gay actor Michael Douglas.
>>515565949>They shot hwho? hwhere? In the damn neck? Lawd have hwmercy.
>>515565457>>515565352>>515565192>>515564954I never watched Charlie, but all these vile lying NPCs celebrating his death are really obviously not human. You'll never see White men on mass celebrating a death in this vile way, just like how you'll never see one of us lying to your face with dead beady eyes looking through you. All women on earth prefer White men and that's why all these swindlers are literally demon possessed smiling and screaming whenever on of us dies. Filthy creatures, I do my best to avoid them.
Yeah so i was working with this gay Chinese Charlie Kirk while at game stop
>>515565949NOT ON MY CAMPUSES CHILLLLLD
>>515566125Hello I'm gay actor Michael Douglas' father, Charlie Kirk Douglas, and I'm also gay.
Hey everybody it's cooool Adam. I do druuugs and shit myself
>>515564636Damn cumtown rocks rip to cumtown idgaf about chuckie church or whatever
>>515566114>NOOOO NICK MULLEN IS A HECKIN LEFTIST I THOUGHT HE WAS BASED CAUSE HE SAID NIGGER A BUNCH NOOOOOfaggot
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET EM AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I'M FUCKING FATAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>515564636Than his last words would be“Gwang Viorence-ACKKKKKKK”
Watching Nick Mullen shit on Adam for collective jewish behavior post-10/7 was pretty funny
>>515566114gayest post i read all day
>>515566627Adam was the only one who said nigger the gay bug
>>515566894i remember nick saying nigger a bunch. classing Bill Nye the Nigger guy bit
>>515564636Nick: What if Charlie Kirk was gay and Chinese?Stav: HAHAHAHAHAAdam: Yeah...Stav: (slows down laughing, still giggly) What would that sound like?Nick:(in heavy asian accent) OOOO IM CHA'LEE FROM DA TURNIN POINT USA AND IM GAYAdam: (hiccup laughs)Stav: (errupts in laughting) Nick: (trying not to laugh as he continues the bit, audibly grinning)Stav: Hell yeah dude that shit rocks
Hay guyth, ith me, dowthyndrome Chawie Kuk. Anybody got a helmet foh my neck?
>>515566114you are posting on an anime forum for loser children instead of raising a family or building a business or at least working out. tell me more about degeneracy you absolute fucking neanderthal nigger faggot.
Nick: What if Charlie Kirk was Charlene Clerk and she was a black DMV employee...
>>515565803>Imma be sorry to kill his ass.
>>515566894https://youtu.be/xyLj2gHkzoIand you said it with such conviction. embarassing. what else are you wrong about?
>>515565949>Hwen I was a kid, college was somewhere you went to LEARN
>>515565803>brother, I'm gonna snatch Charlie's birthday
Cumeatsanor Gordon
>>515567027Beeped, but he did say it once on the pod. When he quotes others he did it and he was quoting his dad about something on a plane once.
>>515566282didn't read it but here's your (You)
>>515564636what if he had a tiny chinese man in his ass controlling him
>>515568033A cupcake and a candy bar.
>>515568201>implying a retard like (you) CAN readWell memed, spaz
>>515566114you type like those mentally deranged trannies
>>515564636He was Chinese, you fucking moron.
>>515564636Well here's to you Mrs. Robinson.
>>515568774He's a bot spamming the same post across several threads so who gives a shit what it thinks?
>>515564636>>What if Charlie Kirk was gay and Chinese?you mean>What if he wasn't?
>>515568484Quadruple deck fucking burgers
>>515564636proof that he’s gay?
>>515566282It's "en masse" not "on mass" you absolute smooth-brained mongoloid. Also, I'm glad he's dead and (you) will do nothing about it
>>515564636Please stop posting pictures of my close personal friend nick mullen
>>515566114Dude no way a redditor would even tangentially lampoon the slaying of the sacred nigger. They're all varying degrees of misguided leftists sure but to call cumtown reddit is seriously retarded
>>515564636>>515565192>He would be a dead gay Chinese mankilled by jews
bring back CUMTOWN you rat piece of shit everyone hates the adam friedland show
>>515564636I always thought Stavros was the Charlie Kirk of the left... if anyone is trying to think of who could fit that part... just sayin.
>>515564636>DISNEY PRINCESSES IMAGINED AS WASHING MACHINESthe post (and the wasching maschine image is actually kino, I urge everyone worth their salt to see it)
Nick Mullen is a humongous faggot and his last one-man stand up was just whining about tranny rights or whatever for a full 30 minutes before going unto a different joke, how does anyone find this sniveling retard funny
>>515572027Ok jew worshiper
>>515569095Here you can have a (YOU) from me cause I'm in a good mood, because I just shot up a bunch of PCP and I'm still 100% sure that I hate jews with every fractal of my essence.
>>515574383why would you waste PCP posting on /pol/
>>515572027You wouldn't get it, its a Maryland thing. I agree that set was ass, but cumtown was never good either and i still enjoyed it
>>515572027(you)
>>515564636ehhee heheh eheheh hehe HahahahH HHEHEH eh eh hehe...
What's your favorite bit /pol/?For me it's Nick threatening his Korean landlord.
>>515576578Ben Shapiro mr feeney
>>515576578anything with Jeff Goldblum
>>515565556How many lives were saved when iPods were merged with cellphones?
>>515564636What if instead of Charlie Kirk it was Charlie Clerk and it was a gay retarded Chinese who worked at a bank?
>>515576578Winamp is the Itunes for *******
>>515576578robocop showgirls batman
>>515576578"Senator, I'm a house Corey" when talking about Corey In Da House and way back when in 2017 when Bill Maher said the gamer word in that same way."Inspector Faggot" just a complete throwaway one-linerrepeatedly trying to do a Dwayne Johnson voice when saying "Who put their dick in my ass" and talking about getting dicked down in the ring as Stone Cold.I'm in the middle of redownloading every episode and listening to them again, 2016 feels like 45 years ago.
>>515576723I wow'd them with Judeo-Christian logic.
>What if he was a Jewish man and his name was >Stav tries desperately to interrupt Charlie Kike
>a group of regular lurkers posting for once because cumtown/nick was mentioned If we all posted more regularly board quality could increase overnight but we won't cause we're gay
>>515576578Nick justifying taking unlimited samples at Costco.
>>515570438He's not even involved with TAFS anymore either, but yeah it sucks.
>>515578471Hope you enjoyed my ass Batman, because now you’re gay
>>515567157good ol teej
>>515579435>>515570438What does he even do now? His youtube channel hasn't been touched in months if not years at this point, he's been on as a podcast guest here and there.I thought he had sunk all of his cumtown patreon money into TAFS, so why not just restart his own podcast where he calls things gay and does an african voice once a week
>>515580141He literally quit everything due to depression
>>515580235but he still shows up every now and then, I totally get it if he really is set for life with money and is retired or that he's depressed and can't do anything, but somehow he'll still go on the podcast of the kid who said "bill clinton my rabbi" at the 2017 video games award
>>515576578Gay Jerry Seinfeld
>>515576578Man I wish I could remember what episode its from, but it was about Nick talking about doing some kind of wild drug at a party and not being able to keep up with the younger crowd and if I recall correctly he talks about feeling like hes going to die and in an indifferent and passing voice says something like "I'm just gonna close my eyes for a second" I'm not doing it justice typing it out but I remember laughing so fucking hard while he was saying it.
>>515570222It's very reddit because those onions untermensch walk back anything they say from being "actual", in their minds, racism, etc. If they gave their actual pussy lib/DSA opinions and nothing else they'd be as boring as the rest of those faggots so they have to appropriate right wing humor to not be completely irrelevant
>>515576578Thursday boots
>>515580935>right wing humorIt has nothing to do with left wing right wing political autism.mulldog is both a comedian and also someone who was in touch with earlier internet culture like chris chan before he got famous, Encyclopedia drmatica, etc. Before Cum Town he made money by writing ironic shitposts for a website pretending to be a liberal woman.He's from a time and culture where it was also cool and funny to just call each other gay and telling people to kill themselves on XBox chat lobbies.
>>515581840Hamas taking Blue Chew before they did the mario karts on IsraelThere will never be in a million years some dickless Youtuber that will absolutely shit on/make fun of their own sponsors like they did.
>>515580235Should have never started taking meds. They literally kill you soul.
What if the assassin was a Chinese retard with downs syndrome who was gay?
>>515565949YOU DID NOT JUST SHOOT HIM THROUGH THE DAMN NECK
A SCHOOL TEACHER AND A FAT PIGARLENE FROM SHAKER HEIGHTSLET ME JUST RUB YOUR TITTIES THERE TO GET YOU WARMED UPLETS GET THE CLOCK GOING, 30 SECONDS
>>515582020Semantics, if he didn't say naughty words sometimes /pol/ would (rightly) be calling him soi, just look at the fucking pic of him a few posts up. The reddit infestation here is never more clear than when CT faggotry is brought up
>>515564636
>>515576578Kat Williams meatwadThe Guylight ZoneWho Wants To Cum? with Regis Philbin
>>515576578Darth joker
>>515576578Gay Flanders
>>515582020These kids will never know what a golden era it was
>>515580141Pretty sure he's working on something; he was being cagey on a podcast recently. He was writing the skits on tafs but it didn't fit the format so I wouldn't be surprised if he's trying to do something like Mr show.He should get netflix to pay for it - he'd 100pc be able to do it imo.
>>515583786real talk I’d pay a million just to see continuing skits of Indian Tony Soprano
>>515565803>how much pussy you think he got?
>>515566282Hes worm food. Move on.
If Charlise was gay and Chinese, he would be beloved by billions of women the world over, instead of begrudgingly tolerated by the only woman who wouldn’t cower and clutch keys in his presence, his bloated bottle blonde Becky chattel slave who will desecrate his bloodline with a Mexican Chad or Hasan clone in 3-5 buisness days. The white male is inferior to the lithe and elegant beauty of the danmei.
>>515576578Tony Soprano's string of adolescent mistresses
>>515576578>self-pissed Italian man>Tony Soprano and Pepper Ann>Megamind Wars>Thousand Island Stare>Iranian gay man>Nick living in the garage bit
>>515576578Every Sopranos bit is god tier
>>515581840This and sunkin Phil's dink
>>515583581Red Pilled Homeranything with the Simpsons was gold
>>515566114Man, you are really gay. And probably very jewish.
>>515566114Hey Zohran speak a little chinee for emdo the shit we wuz practicin off the menu
>>515584712HE’S A FANOOKA
>>515564636I KNOW HIS SA ACCOUNT HANDLE.
>>515576578The Bill Cosby interviewing a antisemitic kid is fucking gold
>>515582020>He's from a time and culture where it was also cool and funny to just call each other gay and telling people to kill themselves on XBox chat lobbies.It's super gay now, because many people feel they need to automatically be offended by bawdy humor/banter and virtue signal against it, or they get their ego hurt for no reason and turn it into some increasingly passive aggressive one-up contest or just being shitty.
NOTHING TO SEE HEREJANNIES SHIT THIS DOWNDALIT THIS IMMIDGETLYI WILL POST THE ALIEN TREE PICIF U DO NOT MEMORYHOEL NAOU
>>515566114What is that picture supposed to prove? That Nick only endorses winners?
>>515585041YOU KILLED A MOTHAFUCKA ON CAMERUH, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS SPEAK A LIL CHINESE>>515576578too many to chose just one:racist john wick, gay racist jackass, gay batman characters, gay anton chigurh, stav's birthday cake scam, and hillary clinton on howard stern
>>515576578the that shit rules zone
>>515564636>Turning Gay USA
>>515588695there it is
>>515565819The king of hypotheticals
>>515576578I change my mind my fav bit is by far the bit about how whoopee cushions don't ever work the way you expect them to do
>>515566672lol
>>515572027Leave my best friend Nick Mullen alone, you're just jealous
>>515572027Cumtown was just for faggots who were losers in hs and college and had no friends so they listened to 3 faggots say the most retarded not funny shit in the world to fill that void. Every fan of that podcast is either on their way to becoming a tranny or is some retard that works at a gas station at 33.
>>515566114I assume you’re some zoomer newfag who takes internet politics too seriously.
>>515591315>osers in hs and college and had no friends so they listened to 3 faggots say the most retarded not funny shit in the worldSo literally everyone who's a zoomer or late millenial.If it's not them, it's pewdiepie and game grumps or whatever your favorite twitch streamer or vtuber isonly they never apologized for saying the gamer word
>>515576578Probably the jeffgoldblum + steve harvey one lol
>>515580141He literally does nothing aside from appear on other podcasts here and there, it's kind of accepted he's basically just depressed af right now
>>515567157looking back on my cumtown phase it really was the most cringe part of my lifethe worst part of it all is not immediately being repulsed by how much of a sad loser nick mullen is
>>515590472Nice job farting BITCH
>>515576578Delorean Toyota
The cumtown guys were all molested, weren't they.
>>515591315You seem like you need a good dicking
>>515591632Most people who weren't complete faggots had a group of friends, even the biggest losers in the world had a crew of 4 other losers they hung out with. If you had no social life and instead were some faggot listening to podcasts or watching streamers at home all day you were the outlier and those kids should have all just been honor killed.
>>515576578Bernie sanders Town Hall.
>>515578505Where can I download them?
>>515564636>Would you still love Charlie Kirk if he was a worm?
>>515592251Nick confirmed two separate incidents, one of them he said during stand-upAdam was probably more like he did gay shit at one of his all male sleepovers or jewish camp that he told a few stories aboutStav's dick doesn't even go out of his foreskin but he is greek and has a food addiction to cover emotional trauma so it's a coin toss
>>515564636i want you tell me what the girl was up to in China. the internet doesn't say..
>>515591315>Cumtown was just for faggots who were losers in hs and collegeAnd? Cumtown is the capstone of the old internet. Something you'll never have the experience of enjoying.
>>515568091The Niggler
>>515593523Lmao if you think 2016 was still the old internet you are a retard. Go listen to your parasocial tranny podcast hosted by 5'3 manlets and a kike.
>>515592993https://podbay.fm/p/cumtownalso on the internet archive, you can download it as zip files for every yearhttps://archive.org/details/CT-2016-FPhttps://archive.org/details/CT-2017-FP-Mhttps://archive.org/details/CT-2018-FPhttps://archive.org/details/CT-2019-FPhttps://archive.org/details/CT-2020-FPhttps://archive.org/details/cumtown-2021https://archive.org/details/cum-town-patreon-episodes-2021https://archive.org/details/cumtown-2022https://archive.org/details/CumTownPatreonEpisodes2022I think there's also some torrent files floating around
>>515564636>What if Charlie Kirk was gay and Chinese?You mean like you
>>515564636MULLEN LOST>MULLEN LOSTMULLEN LOST>MULLEN LOSTMULLEN LOST>MULLEN LOSTMULLEN LOST>MULLEN LOST
>>515594095Yeah it is, it's 10 years old and 2016 was 10 years ago. A lot can happen in one year, imagine 10 years.Podcasts didn't even really exist that much in 2006 10 years before that.
>>515594326No one wins by sucking Joe Rogan's microdick
>>515576578SPEAK A LIL CHINESE FOR EM DEREK
>>515594095Who was talking about 2016 nigger? The podcast was 2016, the vibe, the references, the comedy all of it was from the 00s era. Nick is former goon and anon. Also an hero nigger.
>>515595110YOU KILLED A MAN ON CAMERA, THE LEAST YOU COULD DO IS SPEAK A LITTLE CHINESE FOR EM
>>515594326Mullen Ascended. Stavros still has to pay women to suck his dick. Adam is a jew.
>>515594403>2016 was 10 years ago.9 years ago, whatever
>>515595282>Adam is a jew.and gay
>>515595184OI BRUV I LIKE THE FAGGOT PODCAST WHERE THEY JUST SAID GAY AND LAUGHED CAUSE IT MADE ME FEEL NOT ALONE BRUV THE VIBES BRO. You should actually kill yourself. Save yourself the years of waiting while taking hormones or when you hit 46 and tesco lays you off before you do the inevitable anyways
>>515580794ep 248 - Girl Power around 55 minutes in
>>515564636His best bit was Indian Star Trekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqG-Q4vYRtw
>>515594175Thanks you gay bug.
>hahahahahahahahahaha>hell yeah brother>u think he fucks good though?>or USED TO fuck good>hehehahahehehahaha>damn>im hungry
BLACK GENOCIDE.... NOW.
>>515576578"HARVY TO HAVE TO SAVE RACHEL""Ok I'll save her but then I get to fuck her!""NOOOOOOOOOOO"
>>515566114crazy how all the fanboys came out
>>515593196Before stav was famous, he was so desperate that he became gay. He said it on the pod
>>515564636than his name would have been carre kuck
>>515566282Fresh pasta
