SOME NIGGA FROM PANAMA CAUGHT ONE AND NOW IS HAVING A FARM OF AYY LMAOS INTO HIS HOUSE>be anon from Panama>find a meteorite rock>take it home>some shit starts to grow on it and move>it grows larger and larger>cut it and it starts to multiplysauce: https://www.tiktok.com/@kinpanama/video/7548534163327044869https://www.tiktok.com/@kinpanama/video/7549376814553009414
>>515928306did he try eating it yet?
>>515928306>>515928306any poof showing 24/7 chain of custody and no adulteration or hoaxery? because im not going to trust some random brownoids attention whoring tiktok post
>>515928306Uh huhSuuure pal
>>515928306I bet is just another gay hoax, otherwise the goverment would come knocking and take that shit away for analysis
>>515928306I wish faggots like you the worse kind of death
>>515928479He said Panama, not Japan.
>>515928479Idk but it looks like it would make a tasty burger, I don't speak Spanish all I heard were just random translations from which he is saying for people to save his vids because the glowies wants to get rid of them, that they're trying to take his ayy lmaos but it looks like it would make
>>515928936If so I hope I'll die from AIDS after I fuck you
>>515928306>TiktokFuck that shit, nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRNsXxp63JQ
>>515928782I've been just reading some translations from comments from others saying the government is already trying to do that, can you offer some translations?
kek, dead giveaway was the first part when the dude touched the rock and after that he put some leaves on it which started to burn. After the fact that he cut off the part when he heated it up. In the parts where he put the leaves on it he doesn't touch it.
uhh, guys?
>>515928306ai slop
HE POSTED ANOTHER VIDEO AND IT GOT BIGGER >>515931008Where is that from?
new vid https://www.tiktok.com/@kinpanama/video/7549757821714287877>>515932084I don't think it is AI it looks all natural, I've been staring with zoom in all over the videos and I haven't seen anything weird
>>515931008Hollow Knight was predictive programming?
>>515928306friendly reminder there are no laws against raping aliens
>>515932549https://youtu.be/qyzmpimZLis?t=91rainbow six siege outbreak predictive programming
>>515928306HOLY SHIT A BURNT S'MORE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>515928306Obvious slide thread. Ignore.
>>515933196He already gave some samples to a Chinese glowie so it's going to turn into that
>>515932336>>515932458This is freaky that looks like some kind of alien insectoid creatures literally in some kind of metallic casing would indicate some kind of weapon like the pods https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8hHl6PMb5_k
Obviously fake and gay but take your bump.
>>515933861looks like an alien eggIT'S OVER
>>515928479Panamanian not Brazilian
>>515932336ohhh fuck, it's a mimic...
>>515929123Always thought those looked oddly dood.
where is the location?
>>515934321>paint a potato silver, let it rot/grow and some retarded jeet online thinks it's an alienKEK
>>515929123Those burgers and the way the edboys slopped em up looked so goddamn delicious when I was a kid. Still do. Faggots were weird for not wanting to wife up the kanker sisters
>>515932458This guy is going to be the first zombie. Hold your loved ones, we're fucked.
>>515937399it's a fucking mimic dude, look>>515932336
>>515937399equatorial regions are more likely to get space debristhat comet might be shedding eggs
Thats just a vaxx tumor's daddy
>>515937531
>>515936992He scraped it with a file and it scratched like metal.
>>515937622This. It's just the mRNA from a corpse that became sentient. Coroners put them in jars.
>>515937586you know we get like 91,000kg of shit that makes it to the surface from space every day without vaporizing loladd that up daily for 6-8 billion years plus 1/2 the weight of the moon which crashed into earth as a planet called thea and it turns out the earth used to be 40% smaller untill like a billion years ago, the lesser gravity also accounts for why dinosaurs were so fucking big
>>515933320They're not even trying anymore
In the earlier videos he places plant leaves on it and it caused some burning like reaction. I initially thought he edited the videos and thought he was heating the stone up. But then in one video there's no cuts and he picks it up holds it then places a plant on it and it has the same reaction. Went back through his videos and he's been posting just random normie vids since 2022. This is genuinely strange or it's a friggin hoax.
>>515937797>covers potato in solder, hey it's metal now kid
The movements are very fake
>>515938309>its da joosekys
>>515938323It's fake, his second most recent video is edited like some gay movie trailer where he just gives it away after having it for 10 days. If it were real then he wouldn't have had that shit for more than a day or two at best. Probably just did it for fun.
>>515938648It probably is a jew honestly just look at it
>>515938323yeah its wierd. The fact he sent out samples to other people a few days ago is crazy. if its real, your gonna see more people saying this shit and its gonna blow up fasthe just posted tonight he is trying to kill it or get rid of it he says its become to bigbut to me. this is all too much to believe.
>>515938743He sent out pieces to other tik tokers
>>515938743Nevermind I'm retarded lmao, he just gave away samples. I posted that before watching the most recent video.
>>515938883so in a week if these videos are all over tiktok you will know its real. you will also know the planet has been contaminated with some sort of invasive weed lmao
>>515928306Its DA THANG
>>515939053if you find one egg there are millions
>>515938576Solder covered potatoes sound like dense metals?
>>515928306HE IS ON LIVE >https://www.tiktok.com/@kinpanama/live>>515937231And I thought I was the only one thinking that
>>515939229he is gonna open it !
>>515934321the silver rock doesn't look like any meteorite I've ever found, and I've found 2.shouldn't it be teardrop-shaped and not a ball of aluminum foil?
He gave it away but yet he still has it? Or he kept piece's?He's trying to make it all mysterious which is the giveaway it's fake.Gay.
>>515939350maybe it is a hoax, or maybe aliens species build their shell out of metal
>>515939053
>>515939350I've seen a bunch of them in Australia. They come in different shapes, sizes, colours and different metals.
>>515928306
>>515939585yea, after I posted I looked up some pics and I guess material has a lot to do with shape, or spin or something.both the ones I found were iron and teardrop shaped (and small and worthless)
he is live showing it off lmao WTF is this
>>515939748that's pan spermia
>>515939229>>515939748>>515939346>He actually showed it liveHow can we be sure this isn't a prerecorded video being livestreamed? I dunno how tiktok works.
>>515939417He gave away only a sample
>>515936992this. painted potato 100%
>>515932992This shit is in a rainbow six game?
>>515939783that is something clearly invasive if realit breathes and leaves fog on the glass. Its not even eating anything and growing
>>515938648bot post.
>>515939907no. serouisly. KYSnothing is more faggot tier than blaming jews for what a tranny did
>>515939856Painted potatoes sound like dense metal?
>>515939827>How can we be sure this isn't a prerecorded video being livestreamed?You can't, he didn't even try to look convincing he kept it short before cutting the stream off.
>>515939895and if it has metal shell it can survive re-entry
>>515939962Yeah whenever someone finds something woaaah cuhh-raAaAzy!!! and they record it like they've never used a fuckin phone camera before then I know it's fake. Not even gonna mention how he deliberately avoided turning the lights on and shining the flashlight into the safe like a normal person. Oh well, it was all entertaining for like 5 minutes.
>>515939962This. And why shut off all the light and only use his phone light? Just turn on the damn light.
>>515939229>>515939748>ohh, it's a dustybasically he opened it and said it's dusty probably spores which is terrifying read what i posted here >>515939501
>>515939869yes was an event
>>515940198uhh...time to call the glowies in here
>>515929123as a kid, that shit did things to your appetite.
>>515928306Keep laughing you fools
>>515928306how many protein per 100g?
>>515940186This. It's quite compelling but if that oddly threatening goo was real any person would have that light pointed directly at it at all fucking times.
>>515936893>>515937231>>515940364Holy hell same. Every time I ate a burger I was hoping it would capture what my child brain thought those burgers in the cartoon tasted like. The stretchy chewy ketchup/sauce or whatever etc. Nothing ever quite did though.
>>515940522four
>>515940522Bettynho may know the answer
>>515938648shalom kike
>>515931008>>515940408I'd be happy with either of these, but I doubt it.
>>515940186Spores were flying all over the place it didn't happen until he opened it now i guess probably panicked and ended?
Guys this is real and you need to know 3I/Atlas is Yahweh returning in Ophanim ("Biblically Accurate Angel") form to cause Revelation. The alien in this thread is a "Locust" from Revelation that falls to Earth on a meteor, probably one of many already on Earth right now. Soon Earth's surface will be covered in them. They're like the "Black Goo" science is always screaming about that could be sent to Earth on a meteor as a bioweapon to destroy the surface.The CIA (Deagel the CIA contractor with top secret clearance to be exact) did say in 2025 75% of humanity will die.
>>515940716fuck off nigger.kikes are indistinguishable from whites. The constant blame they get it is retarded and the conspiracies levied against them makes zero sensealso CHRIST IS KINGnot a jew. But anyone who can rub 2 braincells togethers can see Charlie was murded by shitlib trannys. just Take the Win and retaliate. No need to involve jews you schizo faggot
>>515940408What is this from?
>>515940856yeah he said he shut it because of spores so like what the fuck
>>515941022Iraq they fly and grab bodies
>>515938648You Jewish af nigga.
>>515940968that's right goy
>see this thread>go take a shit>hear a robotic voice say a two syllable word or something somewhere outside at 6AMwow greatI'm too old to be presenting schizo symptoms btw
What's that relief of the ancient tentacle goddess thing? Anons used to post it in reference to the covid blood clots.
Around 8/13/25 this was reported in Colorado it was reported as "Shope Papilloma Virus (SPV)"but after seeing this I am scared
>>515940961Also Yahweh is NOTHING like most of you think. He is not all powerful, omnipresent, or creator of the universe. Christians have the completely wrong idea, by design. The Elites (El-ites, worshippers of El aka Yahweh), have known all along the time of his return. He is here to fulfill the 5500 year "Covenant of Adam" as stated in the Book of Adam removed from the Bible that you can still read online now. Adam was about 500 years old when the covenant was made with Yahweh, who explicitly said he will return in 5500 years. Adam was born 6029 years ago. You may ask how that can be, but unlike your warped corrupted Christian Bible has been edited to say, Adam wasn't the first human he was the first of a new race of superior humans, ARYANS, the first ARYAN. That's why when Adam and Eve were exiled from Eden they begged God not to send them out there because OTHER PEOPLE would kill them, those other people were NIGGERS and other shitskins, less evolved less civilized. It's also why when Cain was exiled he TOO said "the other people will kill me out there" and he meant niggers, that's why the descendants of Cain BECAME niggers, the bible says "their skin turned black".This is not theory this is explicitly stated in apocryphal texts removed from the bible and gnostic texts that were once in certain bibles etc. Biblicaly Scholars COULD NOT accept it so made "interpretations" to avoid what it explicitly says.
>>515942024Fungus is not from Earth it was originally a bioweapon much more powerful than today. Google "before trees, mushrooms ruled the earth" to see that not long ago 40ft tall mushrooms created toxic cancer causing spores so thick they blocked out the sun. This was part of the preflood war between Atlantean Aryans and Reptilians and Reptilians won. we call it the "Titanomachy" in Greek Mythos. The Reptilians created all sorts of nephilim abominations which were bioweapons to fight against atlanteans, including dinosaurs which were actually reptilian war demons. Pic related is a demon skull and they want you to believe otherwise.
>>515940697
>>515942210LOOK, it’s scared
>>515940961>>515942210>>515942420The full story would be like 50 pages long, I'm sure these out of context tidbits aren't making much sense to many of you but the full story fits together so well it's like magic.
>>515941526Here's a copy pasta of what a schizo said in 2023Tiamat fiber-organism worship again.The tentacles depicted are the true form of the alien. This is what's growing out of the parasite eggs in people's veins right now and being dug out by embalmers and being called clots. The Egyptian lotus flower is how the (((illuminati))) symbolically depict the alien egg they hatch out of. The eggs open like a flower just like in the movie Alien. Using the lotus to represent the egg goes all the way back to ancient Egypt and Babylon. When the awakening trigger is broadcast worldwide all the vaxxies who haven't died of suddenly will start hatching this shit. Get schizomaxed and prepare for the worst or you will not survive the next stage. This shit is being carried out by ayy lmaos and the (((illuminati))) serve them in hopes that they will be spared the fate of the rest of us.
>>515942459You aren't a real Christian. You are deceived.
>>515942576Indeed this is the same as the hoards of demons released from Tiamat when it crashed in Iran(?)
>>515932336>>515932458Dang, this looks like a job for a flammenwerfer not guns.
>>515928306it's homunculus!
>>515942576This all happened 6000(?) years ago and is what Stargate SG-1's "Goa'uld' is based on because that entire show is soft disclosure of real human history admittedly funded by the Navy and like conspiracies state the Navy is in charge of the Secret Space Program. These parasites would grow in someone's body like a fungus and tendrils would start protruding from them everywhere. The 7 Headed Serpent is one representation of the alien parasitic infection and it has returned.
>>515943162Meaning this Panama guy will probably soon be infected by it if he isn't already. It takes 7 years they say for this alien parasite to start growing tendrils out of your body and kill you but it starts taking over your brain/etc much sooner than that.
>>515928306Make sure to save the videos, they're already starting to delete his videos off TikTok
>>515943162Looks like a menorah
>>515940968>I'm not a jew goy but we're the same goy now shut up and worhsip the magic rabbi and defend us already you stupid goyim
>>515943274This alien parasite is mentioned many times throughout history the world over. It is highly intelligent and hijacks the host's brain and overwrites it with its own sentience. The alien parasite will then "live forever" by every 7 years putting part of itself in a new human host as the old body dies of the sickness. Every piece of this organism contains the whole.>>515943612That's what the Menorah represents.
>>515943692Are jews aliens?
How crazy that the Peruvian Alien Life moves in exactly the same simple, repetitive ways a clump of plant matter and hot glue would with $20 of actuators taken out of Alibaba toysSurely it must just be convergent evolution
>>515942519cool story where did you find it?
>>515943529>they're already starting to delete his videos off TikTokbut why
He just posted he's about to get banned https://www.tiktok.com/@kinpanama/photo/7549790519291907333
>>515928306I remember watching cryptid videos like this when I was 12. They were almost entirely latinx with a few slavs (homunculus).
>>515943731Jews descend from Neanderthals who were actually like this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZbmywzGAVs) and not the friendly human cousins you're told to believe, but nocturnal predator demons on humans, a type of Nephilim created during the Titanomachy before the flood, by the Reptilians, one of their many abominations they created as bioweapons against the Atlanteans who were pureblooded Aryans that make any current "Aryan" look like a joke. Jews have up to 18% Neanderthal DNA the highest of any race this is scientifically confirmed in a real yet long ago suppressed study, if you can find it.The last surviving Neanderthals fled to Israel (seriously look it up) and raped real humans there until they came to almost resemble real humans themselves (Jews) yet quite uncanny valley.
wasn't this from mexico yesterday?>yawn, get new material
>>515928487>>515928782>>515928936/Thread this is fake and gay
>>515944042I thought the current Israelis all migrated there after ww2?
>>515944042The reason Reptilians created Neanderthals was to hunt and rape real humans to spread their toxic bioweapon genes into the human genome. The Neanderthal genes dampen spiritual/psychic powers tremendously.
>>515944042is this what happens if you take too much LSD at once
>>515944237so the only humans with full access to their psychic powers are west africans with no neanderthal DNA?
>>515940408I saw the top right one in the air near my home a few years ago. it hovered in place a bit and looked like it dropped some black liquid from it
>>515928306if mexico falls we will know why, also be ready to go full helldivers on the monstrosities.
>>515944267Bro is posting truth retardThe demiurge created the Jews to keep Aryans imprisoned in the physical world
>>515928306An ALIEN ANT FARMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDl9ZMfj6aE
>>515943880"explicit violent content"
>>515934321A SILVER SPRAYPAINTED POTATO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSEAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>515944355That's why they are so good at dancing
>>515928306that's a mexican space duende pod. It Is well known the aluxes seed the spots the wanna claim as their own with such spores. little fatgots keep stealing the caps on my face routine products, then they put them back in their place, all dirty and chewed
>>515928479I’ll chip in .1 bitcoin to get this asshat to eat a spoonful on live
>>515944355Blacks are native to the Earth (unfucked with by Yahweh) but Aryans were specifically created by Yahweh and given unnatural amounts of spiritual/psychic powers by him in the beginning. Blacks existed before Adam and Eve.
>>515944440He said repitlians, I thought they were different than the demiurge? The demiurge created the annunaki, who in turn created the reptillians. Am I reading it wrong?
>>515944440all aryans have neanderthal DNA and the only way to get rid of it would be selective breeding programs where they mix with west africans and carefully screen the embryos to get less and less neanderthal in each generation
>>515944428was just thinking that is this why America is about to invade South American countries? this is getting crazy guys
>>515944697Dang, I think you're right
>>515944697But wouldn't there be metal eggs everywhere then, and a lot more people posting them?
>>515944012It's because they're the only people who have access to the dangerous, odd, byproduct substances that they make these props out of, and are willing to handle themLike they work at a chemical plant and nobody cares if they just take a waste canister home at the weekend
>>515944774I am trying to figure out how this thing was made and I can't quite get it. It kind of looks like CG but it can't be, because he touches it in a few clips and it also distorts very realistically under glass. So it has to be something practical. But if it's a physical object, how is he making it squirm and wiggle? I saw a comment on Tiktok suggest it might be tadpoles but it really doesn't look like tadpole tails to me.
>>515944755>>5159375863i/Atlas is going to be here in 3 months maybe those "drones" were already seeding these little metallic pods
>>515936992Kek it literally is a potato, my sides
>>515928306you people are so low IQ falling for AI videos, its like those boomers falling for AI gen on FB
>>515928306https://youtu.be/tN0ucCc8TfA
>>515944644>He said repitlians, I thought they were different than the demiurge? The demiurge created the annunaki, who in turn created the reptillians. Am I reading it wrong?You're right. The Demiurge (Yahweh, The Sky Father, Anu, etc) created the Anunnaki and the Reptilians used to be Anunnaki until they betrayed the Sky Father and he "cast them into the Earth" and "made their form ugly" which trapped the Reptilians here with us humans at the exact same time we were punished to stay here.The Book of Adam and Eve removed from the Bible says this. The Archons in that book (Anunnaki) served the Demiurge but a certain sect of them betrayed him and were turned into Reptilians. This is equal to the Fall of Satan from Heaven story.
>>515944886It's literally a xeno bro
>>515944237Nothing like two schizos fighting over "the real reason Reptilians created Neanderthals."Sorry for interrupting. Back to it, boys, give us a good dance.
>>515942210Take your meds Shlomo. Christ is King
>>515944956Ah, now it makes sense. But why the betrayal? Pride?
>>515944689There's some Aryans who have 90% less Neanderthal variants than other Aryans. If the average is 2% there's some who have 0.2%. That's what my DNA test says, 100% European yet almost no Neanderthal variants (0.2%) "less than 90% of other customers"
>>515942210That makes so much sense. I hate niggers.
>>515944956>removed from the BibleIt was never in the Bible. An actual example of a book removed from the Bible is the Shepherd of Hermas, which was widely considered scripture before the canon was finalized.Unless you can find any references to it being considered scripture in 2nd or 3rd century writings?
>>515942210>The Elites (El-ites, worshippers of El aka Yahweh)Finally, someone else says it. Too many people here are corrupted by the Television (Tell-LIES-Vision) Read that again.
>>515944623Could you, like, shut the fuck up faggot? This is no different from the Russian guy making homonculi in his basement. You're a retard and so is everyone else itt.
>>515945059I can't remember but the Book of Adam and Eve does indeed state why the betrayal occurred and what the betrayal was. It's maybe 50 pages long I don't remember everything despite reading it. It's an Apocryphal text which means it was once in various Bibles. Now suspiciously removed imo.
>>515944886It's not really squirming and wiggling in random ways and in random directions. It always squirms in one direction per clip (maybe two, being generous). The only difference in individual movements is the speed and vigour.ie. exactly what you would get if you were moving it with cheap DIY special effects. ie. syringes + plastic tube = a cheap pneumatic actuator.
>>515932336>>515944913What kind of potato grows this kind of shit that moves around? Because I wanna fool people then and sell them "aliens" on Ebay
>>515928306this is just one of the smartest kids in panama deciding not to be poor anymore. i support it, please buy this story and a t shirt.
>>515943274Smoke weed to kill it, not joking.Tobacco too.
>>515945179The level of retardation/complete ignorance of etymology to think Spooky Words can just be crafted wholecloth like El-ite (worshippers of El!!!)
>>515928479Boil in water and drink?Put piece against gums and chew like tobacco and swallow after 20 minutes?Cut tip of finger and press blood into it and hold for extended period of time?Put small piece in eye?Shave off piece into dust and sniff some ayyy lines?Heat up piece into spoon and inject into bloodstream?Get a sample and probe yourself?Report back here in 24 hours afterwards.
>>515945652This is why it is funny when people tell me they are religious (get it? re-legion - control by the Roman legion) People are SHEEP
Smoking weed kills the infection in the lungs and kills the "fungus" in the brain before it has a chance to fully take over. Heed this information, it will save your life.
>>515945289wasn’t it actually the Demi-urge’s wife/mother Lilith who first gave the Annunaki fire, which the reptilians corrupted into technology?
>>515946131What about edibles
>>515945406Sometimes it seems to make more subtle movements. In a few clips it almost looks like it's breathing.>>515945428>>515944913It's not a potato. That doesn't mean it's a metallic egg from outer space. It could be a rock, a piece of metal ore, or a carefully made prop. But it's definitely not a potato.
>>515946243That's good too, but you need the smoke in the lungs to combat the "chemtrails" they are spraying in the air. Cannabis kills infections in the lungs.
>>515932336This is an endothermic? reaction or whatever it's called of an element to uh water if I recall correctly. Nile red or blue or whatever he goes by has done this before.
not a single webm ir catbox vid. /pol/ really is just niggers & curryniggers now.
>>515928306I'm gonna fuck it, show it who's boss
>>515944913What kind of painted potato sounds like dense metal? No answer?
>>515946245>Sometimes it seems to make more subtle movements. In a few clips it almost looks like it's breathing.I haven't seen any where it does.Another very sus thing is that (in the recent videos of the "big" version) the whole thing moves. It looks like a clump of junk glued and whacked together. So when it heaves up and down it brings every connected part with it. There is no independent movement of parts.**There is in the "small" version videos, but yeah those just look like tadpoles, worms or other forms of Perufag animal abuse
>>515946666>Satan is the father of all lies.Not getting me, buddy
>schizo joins thread and starts shitting it up and posting off-topic bullshit>derails entire thing to some faggot schizo bullshit about abrahamism
>>515946900Smoke a joint and calm down, demon bro. ;)
>>515942946Flames will only make it bigger. You need a fire truck filled with shampoo.
>>515946900What do you mean? He is telling truths. Stick around, kiddo - you might learn something
>>515945065Man, 0.2%, what a bummer, you were so close to being pure bavarian phenotype.
>>515929606Blyat
>>515946755I agree the big one moves in a way that looks very fake.I thought it looked like it was breathing around 20 seconds here https://www.tiktok.com/@kinpanama/video/7549376814553009414but on second glance, it could just be the shaky camera + bad lighting causing a slight distortion in the form
>>515945065Post hands, darkie
Bro you HAVE to jizz on it
>OH SHIT SOME MOLD>IT’S HAPPENING >200 repliesYou suck sometimes, /pol:.
>>515947469It's nothing, turned out to be fake then the thread got hijacked by three off-topic spammers.
>>515942420yo I actually liked that AiC album even tho it didn't have Laine, rip that guy :(
>>515928306>https://www.tiktok.com/@kinpanama/video/7549376814553009414Poosalvadorian has a tarp for a front door, a moving pile of black sludge moving around on it's counter top and only a vacuum in the "living room". Holy fuck brown people are disgusting.>I have encountered the moving black sludge before aswell though, it makes you REAL sick. AMA
>>515928306ChatGPT says it’s a horsehair worm.
>>515946504Don't you'll just make more Irish.
>>515928306looks like some shit from my shower drain. fake and gay
>>515947469>>515947689
>>515928306wormwood
>>515947689Sliders are doing well today. Means there’s something worth sliding.
>>515947860Your mother
If you are scared to smoke weed because you think it will give you cancer (it won't, it actually prevents cancer through the mechanism of apoptosis) drink vinegar and eat garlic with salt after you smoke it, takes away the scratchy throat feeling.
Close up of it, it looks like it has eyes and legs and possibly wings growing
>>515947979I wish this board had these sliders instead>>515947947Yeah whatever huma-- I mean dude, fuck off already.
>>515932336What the fuck man
>>515948250I hate liars, I don't care what species you are.
>>515948140nobody cares you stupid faggot, hopefully your next dimebag has some fenty sprinkled in it
>>515948353You are going to the abyss whether you like it or not, demon.
>>515948140>drink vinegar and eat garlic with salt after you smoke it, takes away the scratchy throat feeling. Also repels everyone from you.Come on bro lol . I used to smoke weed every day all day. Just can't handle it anymore.
>>515948466Says the retarded faggot who needs to smoke drugs to "get through it" hahaha, pussy nigger
>>515947051hehe good movie
>>515948569>Just can't handle it anymore.You are letting the infection take over. When you start getting sharp pains in your brain, you better smoke some fucking weed. You'll know what I mean when it happens.
>>515948318Very hurtful expression to direct at a totally normal human being born right here on this earth like myself. I've lived far too many cycles to be accused of being a liar, and now I'm sad.
>>515947689>turned out to be fakeWhere
>>515944616I'll give him all the monies if it turns him into a necromorph that turns others into a necromorph. Let's get it on.
>>515948594Fuck you parasite.
>>515936992
>>515948754See >>515940186>>515948841>Painted potatoes sound like dense metal
>>515941022I think it's one of those big headed flying aliens from the first Half Life.
>>515940961>>515942210write a book instead of shitposting
>>515949196it's very similar
>>515949882I was referring to these things.
>>515949882Headcrabs would really suck
>>515928306Could it be some strange mold?
>>515949882>>515950421>poisonThis is why you need the "poison", cannabis, garlic, tobacco, it repels them they can't feed off of you when you are properly seasoned. As an anecdote, I once had over 50 ticks on me after walking through the tall grass one summer and not a single one of them bit me because I ate a clove of raw garlic before I headed out.
>>515928306https://princeofpersia.fandom.com/wiki/Scarabs_(Sands_of_Time)https://odysee.com/@coronamirror:d/irans-jewish-rulers-donny-ahzmond:6The Zands of time.
>>515950684Where do you live where ticks give a fuck about garlic? I tried this one time because I work outdoors and heard it helps, coworker said that I literally reeked of garlic the moment we got in the truck that morning, I ate fuck tons of garlic and wanted to be sure and it was so bad, god I was so fuckin garlicky lmao, yet I was still getting bit as usual. Went back to the permethrin clothes treatment the very next day.
>>515944478>Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal>2001Wow, seems like yesterday. Please take me back.
>>515951165Were you also smoking weed and tobacco?
>>515928306he put in all this effort in making it look creepy but then he touches it with his hand and the super fake impact crater gives it away. FAKE AND GAY
Uh, guys?
>>515951941Kek'dHe's a big guy
>>515951941If this shit isn't fake. Wonder what would happen if he just bit off and eat a piece of it?
>>515951941
Bro, it's a shredded burned cat.He's a sick fucker
>>515951941im waiting for the news to break of "mysterious deaths in mexico"
>>515952729Guess we'll wait and see. I'm thinking it's a LARP.An interesting one, but still a LARP me thinks.
>>515936925Why you asking ? you wanna eat it ?
>>515938648Shalom Rabbi
>>515952409Fire. Now
>>515928306Chances of this being real are exactly 0%.
>>515953288https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV9Cp7eY2Ms&list=RDHV9Cp7eY2Ms&start_radio=1
>>515951941Why did he give it a shekel and a treasure chest?
All fungus/mold on earth originates from the original Cosmic Death Fungus. Look up "Fungus Wars" in the archives for a better explanation or the videos on Bitchute. It's a bioweapon from space. It overtook the Earth once but a superior race of humans that existed back then but now wiped out managed to create nanorobots to fight it back, we call those nanobots mycophages today. This superior race also created our current sun, which the space fungus can not withstand the harsh rays of if left directly in it. However this space fungus if it gets a foot hold can produce spore clouds so thick it blocks out the sun and casts earth into eternal darkness. But it will not freeze over, because the space fungus and its spores are thermogenic, creating their own heat.Although all current funguses/molds have this evil space fungus as its common ancestor, over thousands of years they mutated and lost potency, becoming the many species of fungus we see today, which science would have you BELIEVE is not harmful or a bioweapon, but secretly all cancer including tree cancer is caused by fungus, it is very bad stuff.
He's got vids with glitchy green effects and symbols for description. Think it's just a high effort 3rd world ARG. We've had similar high effort horror args in the US, nothing says a random Panama guy can't toss something together.
>>515953829>>515951847
very real. "yep let me record this spray painted rock for 2 weeks and put it on Tiktok just in case the spray painted rock turns into an alien".
>>515928487yeah is this like the Mexican alien autopsy? That was so legit remember how it changed the world?
>>515953829>creating their own heatFrom what?
>>515954693metabolic processes. the decomposition of organic matter. same as funguses do today but larger scale.
>>515953973>>515954656Ignorance is bliss.... but just because you live comfortably under the umbrella of those who keep you safe doesn't mean you should deny reality just because you are afraid of the dark side.
Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentumAnd I'm not knowing when I'mEver gonna slow up and I'mReady to snap any moment I'mThinkin' it's time to go get 'emThey ain't gonna know what hit 'em(W-w-when they get bit with the)Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentumAnd I'm not knowing when I'mEver gonna slow up and I'mReady to snap any moment I'mThinkin' it's time to go get 'emThey ain't gonna know what hit 'em(W-w-when they get bit with the)
>>515953719>>515954828https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqetVJ4O5hw&list=RDsqetVJ4O5hw&start_radio=1
>>515942420this is the plot of the light novel and anime Sabikui Bisco
>>515942420Not all fungus is bad, there is good fungus and evil fungus.
>>515928306Atlas has been releasing probes for weeks now this is only the beginning. based on the law of doubling there is not much time left. this is not the only one growing
>>515928306It is 100% fake. He made several videos where he put acid on plant leaves to fake that the meteorite destroys them. He takes the plant leaves off screen to put the acid on them. The destruction does not match the meteorite contact. Some patches do not get into contact but get destroyed, because he did not do it well enough.
>>515932458>Tiktok>#viral #viralvideo in the tagsYeah this is just an attention whore faking videos for engagement
>>515954783So it is self-destroying. Evidence for cycles?
>>515929039kekw
>>515941520Just open your door, let whatever is outside, inside. It probably just wants to talk.
>>515932458There is an obvious unnatural blurriness to the movement that is cgi. Even if it were real, you already know the rules.
>>515942420>this organism with DNA from earth that's related to other earth organisms is actually an alien
>>515929123I remember this episodethat shit looked good
>>515956568> be ayy> travel 15000 light years> get blocked by mighty wooden door
>>515928306>hoax?hope so, but...i think the USA should nuke panama just to be sure
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZwAUDOhfJE
>>515928306I've seen enough slop to know how this goes.Quarantine is a meme and won't work.If real Panama has to go.
>>515938323Nah its real the government just allows him to post it for 3 years now because its real.Dumb fuck. What the fuck am I doing with my life in this subhuman IQ shithole ...
he's growing black mold
>>515928306how does a romanian nigga even heard about this?I literally haven't heard a word about thisanyway, it's probably fake
>>515956979Never know, evolution does weird shit. Could be a psychological thing where they can't enter uninvited.
>>515932336AI sloppa desu
>>515942454Uma delicia groyper
>>515928306No webm No bump
>>515932458No webmNo bump
>>515957106he has been posting for 3 years not that he has been posting this thing for 3 yearsi think he has had it days you guys just had to sacrifice the red heifer
>>515939229You should call him the n word for jokes
>>515957161>>515957271https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlMRiVGfONU
>It is a compound of several solid and liquid chemicals. We made it in the school lab (2004). >It lasts up to 30 days growing (it is viscous). >The reaction can take many forms.>That's why the movementcontains low levels of reagent, which makes it want to micro-explode, and gives the appearance of breathing.one of the comments
>>515956261If it was fakeWhy are all his videos him at the beach or with his dog. And snap chat filtersjust the past 1 week we see alien vids. proof its real
>>515958135Or he just melted some plastic and put some motors inside it.
>>515958220>it's impossible for this normal guy to become interested in special effects and ARGs
>>515958353why start right now you dumb niggerguy lives in 3rd world. you really think he'll waste his electricity making "the thing" in his bedroom
>>515951165>used rookie numbers of garlicMy wife always comments that when she goes into the bathroom she can smell the onuon ans garlic off my shower towell and it gets her all hot and bothered.Eat more garlic, lip it like an ALP
>>515958621>why start right now you dumb niggerTo get views on Tiktok you retard. He's already at a few million views.
>>515953584Seems pretty reasonable, works to placate other parasites
>>515959019lol there it is
>>515958879Mein neger, I baked two whole ass cloves of garlic that night and spread it on crackers and ate it all. It was delicious, I was rancid for weeks. I was properly garlicky, the ticks here just apparently didn't care. Am I supposed to chug a garlic smoothie or something lmao
>>515959337The size of the garlic for reference btw, it was a lot. I like garlic but not that much ever again, sue me.
>>515959337>I bakedThat was your mistake. You have to eat it raw.
I just watched the movie Venom (2018) on a plane. Am spooked.
>>515928306The Thing has better special effects
>>515959337Maybe you also need onions? Im in oregon and dont get bit but im constantly oniony/garlicy and lip homegrown tobacco and mint i roll together. So maybe its that
>>515932336>Erm what is that
>>515933861Yeah these were my first thought
>>515959431>>515959475You have to eat RAW garlic, once again, it has to be raw, cut it into small slices and let leave it in the air for a half hour for full potency.
>>515959337>whole ass cloves
>>515934321Bro wtf did it start as that tiny metal piece??? Can’t believe I’ve only heard about this now
TIK TOKNIGGER SLOPAND THE ZOGGING DONT STOP
BUY AN AD NIGGER FAGGOT
>>515957258Could be from 3IAtlas. Isn’t that thing pretty close now?
>>515959475I use onions with pretty much everything I cook and eat them quite a bit, I like onions. I live in the deep south and the deer ticks here are different I guess, they ultimately don't give a fuck about anything and are insane all year round. I'm a surveyor and live by permethrin tbdesu and they still get through in more infested spots. Haven't found anything else that works as well except for proper clothing and tweezers. >>515959611
>>515940198>basically he opened it and said it's dusty probably sporesThat's going to end well.
Made a infographic summary of this entire thread
>>515959655>Can’t believe I’ve only heard about this nowits been a busy week for happenings so understandable
>>515960425ik it's very bad if real >>515939501
>>515960698https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7VwqToLVcM
>>515943162>Stargate mentioned I gotta post the Olmec heads
