>you know, I’m a talentless, unfunny, unoriginal grifter who gets all his middle of the road film opinions from centre of right twitter! You see, there isn’t an original bone in my body, nor is there a backbone in my body!!>Henry Cavil: “….fuck”>Now don’t get me wrong; I’m a spineless, cowardly, weak ultra normie who appeals to low IQ right leaning retards.>Dr Evil: “…rrrrrrighttt…”>My grift is telling people exactly what they want to hear when it comes to film criticism. Woke? Girl boss? “the message”? Yep, it’s all here. Need your slightly right leaning opinion on a film validated? Well I hold the safe and comforting opinion you’re looking for.>”ITS A BOLD STRATEGY COTTON LETS SEE HOW IT WORKOUTS FOR HIM”>Brie Larson is bad! Rachel Ziegler is bad! Hollywood is an evil business and superhero movies are dead (even though I continue to support and promote them both) do you get it? Do you get my message?>Anyways, that’s all I got for today… go away now
>>516013736Go away now
>>516013736I love how much this guy causes people to seethe over even though he got the most basic bitch ass criticism about le girl bosses and absolutely love slop like Ballerina and Fantastic Four.
>dear viewer, don't you hate when movies shove their politics down your throat?>*henry cavill saying 'fuck' clip*>seriously, movies nowadays can't help but shove *THE MESSAGE* in your face! even Tatiana is getting annoyed!>*fifth element slow-mo laugh clip*>that's why I was so refreshed to see the latest film from The Daily Wire™>Lady Ballers is a rough gem, a fun satire of politics that I personally disapprove of>you see dear viewer, the movie doesn't count as obnoxious political pandering because it happens to agree with my own politics>and no, I'm in no way influenced just because I'm desperate for Ben Shapiro to hire me and even had him on my podcast and previously gave his other films positive press coverage>anyway, that's all I have for today...go away now!
>>516013736Jack Daniel's is a a bunch of piss, real men drink Johnny Walker blue label, worst case scenario black label.
>>516014350whats the nigger whiskey? The one the niggers say was the “real jack”? I never tried it because niggers were the only ones to tell me about it but apparently its a superior version.
>>516014693Drink some blue label and shut your big yeller whore mouth ya cunt!
>>516013736Disney paid for this thread
>>516013736why does it make you seethe? jealousy? you don't have to watch bro
>>516014350faggots are loyal to brands, it's your religion
>>516014350Wild turkey is for real men brother
>>516014925Lol >drink moar whiskey Cant say no to that.
>>516013736His voice is really annoying and he spammed his videos on /tv/ at the beginning. I don't know how his threads were allowed to stay up when other e-celebs except RLM get nuked. Especially when he was a no-name. Reeks of being a plant.
somebody pointed out that the bottle isn't even open and this just adds so much to his complete fake persona
>>516013736Why is the bottle so small? Does he have a job interview? Off to see his nana?
>>516013736He also bugged disney kikes into oblivion.Hence the hate.Also, he made 40 beheaded babies shapiro look like a dumbass.Lol, kikes can't handle it.
>>516013736I poked in to one of his reviews just to see what he was thinking of some slop and he was talking about how he liked it yet ot was picked with niggers and there is nothing remarkable from any of the other trash.
>>516015465This is what he looks like without the phony staged photo from the only good angle.
>>516013736Literally who but nice set of moobs
>>516015465Of course it's fake. Holy shit are you stupid? You think pro wrestling is real too don't you?
discord tranny thread #462728959 nobody gives a shit about your forced meme tier topics
>Greentexts make no mention of a larp of being drunk at night in some Britbong shithole0/10
>>516015881Eh so what. Seems normal. He just has shit opinions, is dumb, and a coward. Physically he looks normal.
>>516015096>>516015125>>516015294You can't afford blue label you blue collar plebs.Now bow down!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDPSLb0pXhE
>>516013736What an unfunny poorly written stupid post this is. Waste of a thread. This has nothing to do with politics. You aren't creative, funny, or good at writing.
>>516016154Lol Do you like jap whiskey? Any recommendations
>>516015125Evel Knievel would do a shot of wild turkey before his jumps.
>that's all I've got for you today, go away goy
>>516016553No, All I know is blue label and ad some Romanian top brandy, Jad. Then you got some good French cognacs and those are the top spirits money can buy.
>s-sh.. shut up drinker.. those m-movies made hundreds of billion dollars
>>516014350He's from Scotland too, where you have local distilleries everywhere that are in demand around the world yet he chooses to drink mass made corporate slop.
>>516017145https://alcooldiscount.ro/en/jad-xo-40-years-vinars-40-alc-07l-romania.html40 year aged of distilled wine the best these bastards have.Not some grained distilled bullshit.Like 200$ so it's not that expensive.
>>516013736>>>/tv/ faggot
>>516013736success made him a lot more boringwhen he first started, he was more edgy
>>516017448>>516017145Thanks anon!
>>516017759I definitely had more interesting takes in the early years but he got sloppy and just regurgitates the same thing in every video now.
>>516017868Try that Jad, if it was made in France it would've been 1000$v/bottle.
>>516017053didn't know about thisyeah, it's over
>>516013736Wrong board dummy
>>516013736Seething because no one cares about your shitty opinions on film?
>>516018680For you.
>>516013736>being this mad at his mainstream milquetoasty videosoh no no noyou're also missing his clip of bloody Nicolas Cage in his underpants screaming
>>516013736>waaah some eceleb is more popular than me because i refuse to do a basic schtick and upload consistently not politics
>1000 videos about snow whiteNostalgia Critic is the only good critic around
>>516018680the /pol/ice are here guys, everybody act cool.
>>516013736I just think the same movie line drops are annoying and played out.
>>516013736>gets rich>op is mad ok
>>516017053>the head chud is a jew loving 50 year old man who seethes and spergs about children's toysSomething has gone terribly terribly wrong for us to have ended up here
>>516013736kino
>>516013736I genuinely cant handle the retarded way he talks
>>516020504That's a Scottish accent anon>flagHow do you think you sound?>chingchingchingchongching
"The Message"
>>516013736>1990's>Fuck the Critics I make art>2020's>Critics now make the best artHow the mighty have fallen. I look forward to his critic videos and haven't seen a movie in theaters in 10 years.
>>516020036He's a LEO waiting to pick someone up but the airport/tsa wouldnt let him through security so he's waiting at the baggage claim like a limo driver in 1985.
>>516020294every time
>>516014350I honestly prefer Bulleit to most things, I haven't really had a whole lot though
>>516023059BOURBON only the lowest of plebs drink BOURBON.I wouldn't let bourbon drinkers wash my balls.
>>516023839damn, a japanese mushroom right here
>>516013736So you're saying the Charlie Kirk of movie reviewers?
>>516013736If you focus you can be unfunny in far fewer words.
