>Panama man finds a meteorite rock>he takes it home>starts to play around with it rubbing leaves on it>the leaves starts to burn>a day later something starts to grown on it>he puts on a plate>it grows bigger and bigger>he finds out it grows bigger because of the light>starts cutting pieces of it and send to glowies from China>the pieces can act individually and move>locks it into a safe >still somehow it grew even bigger now filling filling the whole safe>gets moved in a shelter place where it's much more darker than before>he starts to do lives on TikTok with it>it becomes popular, ends up on TV and now other glowies are hunting him forcing him to say "it's all fake and gay">he is shitting bricks from fear So gays after all we ain't so alone into the universehttps://www.tiktok.com/@kinpanama/video/7550214757664443704
smells like slop
>>516160423What's with the retarded comments? AI or just terminal reddit syndrome?
At the rate it was growing I thought it would have filled up the safe by now.
>>516160423https://www.tiktok.com/@kinpanama/video/7549757821714287877
>>516160661I've been trying to analyse every single detail and no it ain't no slop and I got 100% convinced when he had a livestream with it >>516161057Yes+brain damage from brainrot >>516161100Same but good thing it didn't grow bigger
>>516160423It’s fake as fuck you retarded nigger. Sorry you didn’t know that or have discernment for it. Hope that helps.
>>516160423It's possible that thing was "born" in that safe. Leave enough waste together in the right conditions and life will find a way.
Congrats on being psyop distracted from the Epstein releases
>homosexual zoomer falls for ARG tiktokslop Sad
>>516160423it's a hoax, people do these series of hoax videos all of the time
>mudskin thirdie makes homemade sci-fi movie>the internet believes it's real, and not a work of fiction >faggot on /pol/ makes a thread under the assumption it's realGod damn you guys are massive faggots
>>516160423>muh symbiote Jesus Christ op, take this shit back to twitter
>>516161774All smartasses are saying it's fake but none can offer a proper explanation why >>516162100Initially it was out of the safe, he put it inside a safe when he discovered it keeps growing from the light and it no longer had enough space>>516162243You can give attention to multiple things at literally the same time you ADHD faggot
>>516160423Zoomers now believe that creepy pasta are real. They have zero concept of critical thinking. Grim.
>>516162436>>faggot on /pol/it's literally the guy uploading the videos
>>516161197Looks fake
>>516161197why make it move like it's breathing? that's just retarded
>>516160423>actually grew an eye in one the latest vidsFuuuuuck, I hope it's fake
People telling this is fake are NPC retards. The dude is some regular guy in a third world country. How the fuck do you think he could do all of that? You think he has money to make this? And no, it is absolutely not CGI. Its clearly a fucking living being and it reacts to him with purpose. It is intelligent and no creature on earth that even resembles it is this intelligent. That thing doesnt even have a central nervous system and izs still intelligent. This is actually scary shit, because who knows what its capable of.
>>516163695You're wrong
>>516163695For a fuckin kraut you sure are retarded. It is PAINFULLY obvious that it's just some fuckin plastic being blown around or moved with a string. Please do not post again, you are fucking stupid.
>>516164065Glow some more, Shlomo!
>>516164166>oh no this anon pointed out that I'm stupid and has a good argument >call him a fed!>wait, feds would be PUSHING the idea of aliens being realI sincerely hope you off yourself, idiot.
>>516162993Check this out too>>516164065Try to recreate it smartass, if a 3rd worlder can so you can too you have more resources
>>516164362forgot linkhttps://www.tiktok.com/@kinpanama/video/7549376814553009414
>>516164504literally a fishing line there.
>>516164362Prove myself right? Why? Stfu you stupid faggot. There are far more important things going on than talking about an alien hoax.>zionists killing innocent people>evidence naming and outing world leaders as pedophiles>intelligence agencies working with organized crime syndicates>people being assassinated And you little faggots want to talk about obvious fake videos? Gtfo my board.All my replies have been saging this thread.
some people just hate funsad
>>516164722It is not a fishing line. Its like some antenna of the creature itself. Its attached to it. Watch it again and try doing it on anything but your tiny phonescreen.
>>516164848If it wasn't presented as being real, it would be fun. Unfortunately the idiot is trying to pass it off as being real, which it isn't. It's The Thing and The Blob, combined, by the way. (Still saging)
It's on CNN idiots, this is 100 percent real.
>>516164791Come suck my dick deep into your lungs if I'm gay and it's fake faggot
>>516165243we'll just have to disagree here, in my opinion this stuff is at it's best when an earnest attempt is made to pass it off as authentic
>>516165417>YOU'RE gay for ME wanting YOU to suck MY dick!
>>516165243You dont understand. The dude is a third world resident. Its obvious that he has a low IQ and im not trying to be racist here. Its shows my point. A low IQ third worlder cant do something so ellaborate as this. Watch his videos and how he uploads them. Its shows the dude is a regular sub 70 IQ third worlder. And this is not something he could pull off. His stupidity is actually proof that it is genuine. Think more about this.
>>516165629>I totally bought the notion that the guy is stupid! >that means the videos are real!You're so easily fooled.
>>516165629The being moves independently inside the safe. An enclosed object. There is no way he could pull off some hollywood style prop with mechanics, that let the being move freely. Then tell me how hes doing it? You call it cheap, fake etc. and that it is some brown dude doing all of this. He cant. I assure you, just looking at the guy and his previous videos before all of that, that he is a regular third worlder. Who is far too inept to pull off a stunt like this.
>>516166107>string CANNOT be closed in a door, at all, EVER!!
if this was real this guy would've already disappeared
>>516166769Okay, you are either trying to agitate me, or act really unreasonable. Where is the string? The thing moves several seconds after he opens the safe. There is no attachment. No ellaborate mechanism to make it move by its own. Im asking you again, without the retarded "string theory", how is he doing it?You are being dismissive by virtue of being dissmisive. You are not disputing any of my points.
>>516167074You overestimate the capabilities of the government. Especially in Panama. They dont even take this seriously, if they are even aware of it in the first place.
>>516167225nigga have you ever heard of batteries?
>>516167225Krautfag, give it up. It's a fucking hoax video designed to go viral and you're a gullible moron.
>>516160423 no he didn't.
>>516160423Feed it some jizz
>>516167225omg look it's an alien HOW DOES IT MOVE
>>516160423Stop posting low IQ beaner bullshit you faggot ass nigger
>>516161595Why are you gay?
>>516166107magnets in the back of the panel of the safeor any safe panelsi can put electronics in anything thicker than a piece of paper
>>516164016I'd love to know the promt for this one, kek.
>>516167539You guys are either really stupid, or doing this with agency.Tell me how he could even place such a mechanism inside a being, that looks like gooey strings attached randomly? You do know that toy monkey has lots of room inside to encompass moving parts, right? Where are they located inside that being? You think some third worlder could pull off something like that? Are you guys retarded or trying to obfuscate, one of the most authentic things I have seen in a long time, with random bullshit?
>>516167909seems a big enough place to me to store a simple sbc and a small battery. I mean does it even move? it kinda pulsates but in no way it actually moves.
>>516168315my theory is the inside of the safe is just greenscreen putting ai alien in side
>>516160423Police are now hunting him and he was forced to flee his house. A public APB has been put out that anyone who sees him is to report him. This is all public now and to me confirms this is real.
It isnt made in Gods image. Kill it with fire.
>>516164016is that your kid?
>venom lands in Panamá >nobody in Panamá knows about this>some autists in a mongolian shitposting weaving forum know everything about itIt wasn't me though t. Eduardo BrockasVenom, (I got that) adrenaline momentumAnd I'm not knowing when I'mEver gonna slow up and I'mReady to snap any moment I'mThinkin' it's time to go get 'emThey ain't gonna know what hit 'em(W-w-when they get bit with the)Venom, (I got that) adrenaline momentumAnd I'm not knowing when I'mEver gonna slow up and I'mReady to snap any moment I'mThinkin' it's time to go get 'emThey ain't gonna know what hit 'em(W-w-when they get bit with the)
>>516167909I'm sorry but it's YOU who's probably the glownigger here. It's feds and faggots who want you to believe in aliens. Stupid idiot.
>516160423ayyy lmao's have always been fake and gay. On the less than .1% chance this was real, we also have to believe that he has been uploading footage of said ayyy and was not apprehended by US government, or his own government. Hes just uploading videos of an ayyy guys! fucking kike idiots
>>516168532As I said, and I firmly stand by it, that this guy is far too stupid and low IQ to pull this off.There is no way a low IQ third worlder could do all of this. Its is the single biggest indicator for the authenticity of the footage. As strange as it may sound...
>>516169068i agree and will now tell other people the same thing you said
>>516169068You're a low IQ retard and you're typing here just fine. Why can't some random dude place a small mechanism on a shitty art project to have it wiggle a little?
>>516169068Which is exactly why I pointed it out in my first reply shutting this thread down. You easily bought that it can't possibly be faked because he's just a dumb third world mudskin. You're a fucking gullible fool.
how is it corroding the vault so fast??These are usually of stainless steel, they take months or even years to corrode under normal circunstances and it also, a very specific thing to fake. On the other hand, heavy radiation could corrode metal FAST.
>>516160423I assume that is what a baby alien looks like. It will soon grow and morph into a complete being.
>>516160423>As a group we're thinking this is more then likely real right?These fucking consensus seeking sheeple I swear to fucking god
>>516168532im sure professor dick hardcox is a reliable source
Of course it's fucking fake, I don't even need to analyze it heavily>black scary goo with tendrils and it pulses and is growing eyesOnly a human would come up with this and only a thirdie would roll it so hard. >videos are in a journal entry format with suspense and long periods of poor recording and movement to and from places instead of just small snapshots of it>no 360 videos of it nor 10000+ pictures constantly flowing every second of every day, no webcam livestream of it which is what a 3rd world nigger would actually do regardless of any other circumstances because they would see dollar signs immediately in subscribers to the stream>doesn't do this because it would instantly expose it as fake, if it was real 24/7 surveillance is cheap and minimal and easy to do with a high return profit I could keep going but I don't need to. Stop spamming here you stupid nigger. All Indian people throw poopoo at him NOW! blot out South America's sun!
>>516160661Ok meme flag
>nu/pol/ fails to notice amazing digits and amazing shitpostingHow low this shithole of a board have gone...
>>516160423A PANAMANIAN ROCK ALIEN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>516169856>>516168888I'm doing big numbers on /x/. The quadmarket is just deflating, sorry bro. You have to theme it now or have some gimmick, just getting quads may only buy you like 1lb of low quality chicken breasts or pork loin now.For these quads I was only able to afford a few proteins and carbs, and one off-brand soda. Being the big fat American I am this will likely not be enough to support me for the next hour so I am soon to die. Checked, I hope this gets you through these trying times.
