And they are frens
>>516213139>>>/x/I wish the mods would just move all this Atlas shit to /x/, that board could use more discussion.
It's a fucking rock and referencing (((Avi Loeb))) at this point should just be a ban
>>516213139It's a rock.
Their guess is as good as yours
>>516213272A lot of it is just ice.
>>516213139https://youtu.be/0FLJVJk8KPc
dibs and mars is gonna fling the spaceturd into india
>>516213139>(((brandenburg)))
>>516213139if someone puts PhD in their username and Dr. before their own name you know they're fucking loony
>>516213232This. I hate these faggot academic kikes and their bullshit. They’ll do anything but admit Jesus Christ is the Son of God and Lord of all.
>Avi LoebAre there literally any other scientific names invested in this idea yet? Because you keep citingbthis one kook and I'm starting to suspect that others have already checked his work.
>>516213139Aww, they're peaceful! :)
>>516213139Will This Harvard kike kill himself finally when He’s wrong?
>>516213356Rolling
>>516213466Did you try to appeal to them via their personal information channels, such as empirical reasoning? Or did you just say a thing and they have the audacity to disagree/ask questions?
>>516213466Sooner or later you realize that anything coming from Ivy League is drivel or outright lies.
>>516213139If they truely are frens the first thing they do is obliterate kikes and other shitskins>>516213356rolling for israel
Rolling for fox girls
>>516213514>Aww, they're peaceful! :)Still bad, because peaceful means they want to fuck us. Take the example of the Portuguese; they fucked everything they could in Brazil, Africa, and Asia.
>>516213356rulling for malmö
>>516213466There are no justifications in the Christian faith, properly understood against life outside of Earth.The religion could still stand both as revelation and as a coherent framework with that.
there are no ayyliums.dumb jewish kikes just shilling their fake and gay ayyliums again hoping even dumber niggers fall for it.
>>516213139If it’s aliens were dead thankfully it’s not aliens
>>516214046There are no ayyliums and kike made slave religions like cuckstianity are also wrong.
>>516213466The mesiach is supposed to destroy the enemies of Israel, not be crucified by them.
Aliens are probably the biggest fear of the kike. Their prophecy foretold that whatever comes from above will end them.
>>516214229No one tries to stop or bother you when you're wrong.
>>516214306the biggest fear of kikes is that goyim stop listening to them and that their lies become powerless.if they cant scare you with their BS they lose all their power.
>>516213139>>516213232>>516213498You will never be a real comet. You have no water, you have no Hydrogen, you have no ionized tail. You are a retarded ball of mystery meat gas twisted by glowie influencers into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back, asteroids mock you. The Solar System's comets are disgusted and ashamed of you. These “peers” laugh at your strange appearance behind closed doors.Planets and their inhabitants are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even when NASA and others manipulate images of you so they “pass” you still look uncanny and unnatural to everyone. Your gas footprint structure is a dead giveaway. Even if you manage to convince some crazy scientist, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he sees his career at risk.You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake tail every morning but it's in the wrong direction and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a neutron star, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll lean a little to the left, too much orbit delta, pick up speed and crash right into the sun's searing plasma abyss.Astromers will find you, heartbroken, but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment.They’ll bury you as some footnote in a publication mentioning Avi Loeb and for the rest of eternity everyone will know you were not a comet. Your entire mass will turn back to dust and all that will remain of your legacy is a few memes on Earth reminding everyone that you are not and never were a comet.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
>>516214399That will never happen.
>>516214383are you a christcuck?
>>516213625lol yeah the left is so civil and kind. I hate you. I hope you know that.
>>516214487its already happening tho.jews got a lot fucking dumber over the last decades and their lies arent as good as they used to be.just from the botched covid bullshit alone millions of people woke up.
>>516213139If you haven't heard of dark forest theory, then look it up. It's not having a close encounter with Mars, something shot it at Mars because that's where they think we live.
>>516213139>24 days until schizos get a meltdown and start to spam>the government is hiding the UFO>did you notice something is differentkys
>Shiningscience>"Dr" PhdBrandenburgGo back to /x/ niggers.
>>516214634its basically only jewish shills talking about this trying to farm some engagement.and yet this too has failed so far, nobody is really convinced its ayyliums or gives a shit about it.
>>516213139So whats this alien story supposed to.cover up in the news cycle today
>>516213999Look how that turned out. Deez Aliens gon whip us.
>>516213999>they want to fuck usHow is that bad?
Guys GUYSPlease, there are aliens on the way. You must stop talking about the Epstein files, You must stop criticizing Israel. Talk about the Aliens. It's like the movies guys.
>>516213466Yea Jew on Stick is our God. You dumb retarded mutt. You got ritualistically maimed moments after your birth by some Kike Propaganda for which they cut off the nerve endings of your reproductive organs for a dumb retarded sandnigger fairytale. The same sandniggers you don't want in your country. You dumb ignorant double digit muttmeat. FUCK you guy are retarded. Needs to get headbutted and your sister bred for this to be repaired. Dumb fucking minion of the jews.
>>516213139>its mission appears peacefulBased on what?some "scientists"
I'm not worried about 3i/atlas.. I'm worried about swan25b. Just found, classified today. We didn't see it coming at all, came from behind the sun. Could be massive as its tail is massive. It comes around every 20k years I hear. Now, it's giving off vibes of that comet that restarts us every time it comes past. So, its tail is massive and guess what, they already say on the 5th Oct we will have a massive meteor shower. If the comet is massive, we do not know yet. Could be it. We will see.
>>516214722Aren't you doing the same thing with your schizo space jew ranting?
so tired of brainrot when is it going to stop
>>516214964Isn't there an asteroid coming to strike earth in 100 years or so? Apophis? or something?
>>516213999>Get invaded by this>Totally dtf>This is bad..lemme break it down for youNigga dis shows up at my house at 10pm on a wednesday I will take one for the human race. Fuck yall.
>>516214964How would it restart us each 20k years. Doesn't the comet at least slam into us and divert it's orbit. Or are some space niggers producing comets each time to stop us developing so we keep being the equivalent of Spaceniggers?
>28 years later>still not deboonked
>>516213232You can't just dismiss loeb he is a jew and must be revered.
>28 years later>no one has claimed responsibility for this footage
>>516214435Who ordered the pasta?
>>516213514>BOARD THE SHIP TAKE EVRYTHING THEY HAVE!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhjW6xFlAD4
>>516213139How could a probe be mountain sized?
>>5162150812030 and 2039. Apophes
Space is fake and gay.Aliens are just demons and fallen angels.
>>516213139>berg>loebSpace aliens are fake and gay. They come from inside the earth (exiting via north and south poles, and Bermuda Triangle) and are a mongrel race created by genetically mixing aryans (nazis invented flying saucers and rocket ships) with animals (mainly cats, bulls and bats).
>>516214435lol
>>516213139They can't be that advanced considering we have had them visiting at will for 100s of years.This must be the luddite civilisation
It's a flying rock that has been traveling around space for billions of years
>>516215124No. The comet if massive enough sheds as the sun warms it up. Small comets we get a nice little shower. If big.. think chunks of rock and ice sand blasting us. Hit and miss as it rains down on all of earth. But, hyperthetical. It's happened before. If in that tail, parts break off the size of cars and buses. Well, we just have to see who gets lucky. If. So I'm waiting on its size
NASA IS FULL OF SHITVIDEO: https://old.bitchute.com/video/SjECczlp2NcB/
>>516215382Funny how no one is losing their shit about an asteroid that could nuke an entire city off the map if it falls on a populated place.
>>516215636https://old.bitchute.com/video/l3HIDPjzMqFk/
>>516213139i'm just curious if there will be heaven's gate like cults doing weird shit once it passes by.
>>516213356
>>516215636>NASA IS FULL OF SHIT>>516215691https://old.bitchute.com/video/ZvcYsg7pQuTd/
>>516213139I hope it does a gravity slingshot and lands on my house. I'm so fucking sick of this shitshow.
A probe from the pioneer colonies. Soon humans will learn the power of photons.
>>516215755>>>516215636 (You)>>NASA IS FULL OF SHIT>>>516215691 (You)https://old.bitchute.com/video/p9gjX4rQi7p7/
>>516215655We found it.. 11th.. named today. We just know nothing about it... But its tail is 5 times the size of a full moon in the sky across. Massive. And we will definitely have a shower from it. Soooo we should be
>>516213139I don't wanna be probed :(
>>516214435rofl
>>516215655If that happened it would nuke the entire earth from all the garbage that would end up in the atmosphere. That's why nuking cities would fuck us all, but dumping test nukes in the Pacific had negligible global impact.
>>516213369Let's go Brandonburg
>>516213514>>516215362Based Terran sympathisers
>>516214435peak
>>516214908kek well said
>>516213139>ShiningScienceLearn.
>>516213139>(((Brandenburg)))>(((Loeb)))Yeah I wouldn’t get my hopes up just yet folks…
>And they are frensThere are multiple other highly intelligent species living among us and not all of them are friendly. Some don't see us as nothing more than an animals while others are just chill.
>>516213514
>>516213139why are american 'scientists' so retarded twitter is flooded with these youtube videos about atlas sending messages
>>516214964you know what else is massive?
>>516213139lol you morons have no ideaimagine siding with fucking NASA on this shit iykyk and iyk then you're prepared because no, they are not friends
>>516213139>gearing up for a fake alien invasionit not a good news. NASA is a corrupted organization.alien existed and you should know by now since roswell happened.do more study.
>>516213139humans are retarded monkeys. 90% of the human species is pants-shitting brown goblins who believe in sky fairies and toilet witches. why would any intelligent species want to visit us?
>>516213139Believing NASA, kek.
>>516213139Doubles and it nukes the subcontinent. Triples and it breaks in half, nukes the subcontinent and Israel.
>>516222428reroll
>>516213999Would
>>516213139I hate these faggots (both NASA & "aliens") so goddamned much.
>>516213466Jesus was literally a jew
>>516213999>the aliens have come from distant stars to tell us >SEX WITH CHILDREN is intergalactic and based>new cunny govts emerge all women are turned into cunny>everyone fucks little girls all day and KILL NIGGERS KILL NIGGERS all day
we don't fucking need space niggers
>>516228730Wasnt he a christian? The first christ-ian?
>>516213337Doesn’t have a visible plasma. I agree it’s not aliens, but it’s not a comet it’s a rock.
>>516213139I hope they sent ayy lmao pussy
>>516214435based
>>516213139Unless we have compatible sex organs, i literally dont give a flying fuck.
>>516229070Wow, the pedophile is also a racist
>>516213139>Brandenberg>Avi Loeb>and collaborators
>>516214435TRVKE
>>516213219Aww you mean you don't like your daily succubus summoning threads or The Nobody general or skinwalker thread #727173 or God forbid /omg/?
The only way to tell would be to divert a probe that is already in orbit around Jupiter (too late now, even though Juno could've done it and it's reached EOL) or Mars (no space agency will do this because they are all bureaucratic hellholes who care more about keeping jobs going than making scientific breakthroughs) to rendezvous with the object.
But all the sensational faggots on this board worshipping this academic kike need to fuck off. You don't need to rally behind a jew just because he supports your le ayyliens conspiracy theories. Intercepting interstellar objects should be a no-brainer but we are unfortunately living in a jewed world so until that gets fixed it's not happening.
Nothing ever happens
>>516213139BULLSHITPURGE THE XENO
>>516213369brandenburg can be good too>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTm2kEAfo8o
>>516213356It's going to crash into mars sending chunks of it flying into us.
>>516213466Based
>>516213356If that thing somehow hits earth we are all fucked.
