>PM orders investigation into MI5 over false evidencehttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cn834zwe83lo>Former Tory health minister Maria Caulfield defects to Reform.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c1wg3zx4r0qo>Peter Mandelson sacked as US ambassador over emails sent to Jeffrey Epstein: Reaction.https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15087897/peter-mandelson-resignation-epstein-ambassador-live-updates.html>Mason: Reform UK amplifies jitters for Labour and Conservativeshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cj4y2ejlpdjo>Trump's state visit is mired with potential pitfalls despite careful planning.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c4gw25w9841o>Record numbers of Americans seeking UK citizenship because of London’s values, says mayor.https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/sep/15/record-numbers-of-americans-have-applied-for-uk-citizenship-because-of-londons-values-says-khan>PM: I would never have appointed Mandelson had I known full Epstein linkshttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cx25xn2e8zqo>UK and US unveil nuclear energy deal ahead of Trump visithttps://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckgzevzwxwro>>516242159
Ronald Brumpf now in jolly old England.
>>516257647donorudo trumpfu has landed
Shelves in tescos looked a bit sparse earlier, whole sections of products missing. Should I be stockpiling loo roll or is it just a local thing?
>>516257647His strike team is here to assassinate Starmer and Trump will take over as Interim PM
ITT we write a letter to Donald Trump from the spastics on Brit/pol/.I'll start:Dear
joshleto pantomime vpn hours
Pedo
>>516257929Qumquat
>>516257929Donnald, pls tell charlie to stop sucking muslim cock, kkthnx bye.
>>516257918Why stop at Starmer, wouldn't you prefer a giant bomb on the entire parliament?
>>516257647
>>516257763for a man wit so much wealth and influence, he is still very personable. Compare him to our PM or King. Neither one of those would refer to someone as a 'friend' would they
Josh, shall I take lions mane?
Can't believe hes reproduced and is famous. It's baffling.
>>516257845Nowt wrong with having a good stock of staples.
>>516258298The entire City of London needs to be a crater that serves as a warning for these kinds of people across the globe.
>>516257845still got me tins of pek from covid, i'll be good
did you lads know that Bermuda was uninhabited before it was settled by the Britishmaking us the indigenous people of Bermuda
>>516257113show me the serbian one pls sir
Hey lads, just popping in to say well done and that I'm rooting for (You).>t. descendant of pre-Revolution Anglo stock
Body achingHead poundingWeights rattlingSweat pouringGo forth and CONQVERhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FejRJbjvNeY
>>516259178Indigenous to dozens of islands, but not to Britain.Funny how that works, innit.
>>516259178The (white) British are also a minority in Bermuda today, which meets the UN definition of indigenous.
God Melania is so fucking hot. She just keeps getting hotter as she ages too, such a milf.
>>516259234>no evidenceI wonder why?
>>516258628you should grow lions mane or find somewhere you can buy real lionsmane mushrooms not powdered supplements
>>516259358Posts larping
Why are we rolling the red carpet out for this nonce again?
>>516259513>Strong, healthy, energetic young White men dripping with vril is badI can see your nose from here, rat
>>516259207
>>516259207thought this was a tf2 screenshot
>>516259435maybe because he was in charge of public prosecutions previously?
I am still waiting for Zoe Gardener et al to present to me the archetype of what they would all consider an acceptable and palatable right winger to be.
>>516259358this is youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiFWZ8MC2cE
Anglo American nuke plants will nuke our energy bills!
>>516257845When I was in the job centre a week ago the boards that normally have different job vacancies printed out and stuck on them were completely empty.>>516258525The King referred to Jimmy Savile as his friend.
>>516259435The kike does not reappear from last thread
>>516259826>le small modular reactor wow 2055 is going to be an exciting time!
>>516259710The only acceptable nazi is a dead nazi!
>>516259870this is a jewish spam post
>>516259520jews, jew adjacent and judaism
>>516259956What if they're Ukrainian and fighting the Russians?
>>516260146I know this is a lot for your brain to take on but it's not all about Jewish people mate.
Annual mandatory occupation government brainwashing presentation at work>highlight as always is the online watch-list words>what ancient memes will we be encouraged to be afraid of today?>first time I've seen "Chad and Stacy" make the list>"Incel" has been standard for years of course>"manosphere" standard for years too even though I don't think anyone who isn't an online PUA grifter has ever said that unironically, and even that was at least 5 years ago. >I suppose the concept of a manosphere inspires such vitriolic hatred in the dykes and single mums who make these presentations that they can't let go?>boomer presenting meant well...>...in that usual catastrophically ruinous way...>but boomer had no idea what Chad and Stacey meant> *pause* >"so... that's a new one... and that's one to watch out for." >"80-20 theory" was another new charter>that also went unexplained>"dark web" gets obligatory mention>weighty pause guaranteed after that one>95% of the room would have no ability to even to begin to define what they think they mean by that term, but it always provokes a tense, awed silence as the normies reflect in terror on the idea of Elon Musk possibly knowing what they're up to on the Internet.>interestingly, the all the stuff about online Nazis that like green frogs contrasted jarringly with references to old school shit like Combat 18 by people who would give you the fluoride stare if you asked them who David Copeland is was gone.Maybe it was just the presentation I was forced to sit through, but maybe the latest official thinking is that the term "Nazi" is losing it's effectiveness just like the right wing e-grifters say. And then now the idea now is that people who realise that the news is fake are better attacked just as pathetic losers who can't get laid rather than pathetic losers who can't get laid that are also living double lives in secret networks that threaten what's left of the peace in the land.
>>516259710michael portillo
>>516260074*sigh* Off your tits on a week night again?
I'm a financial mong and dont understand how VAT works. like when is it paid? if I buy silver coins online, and the site charges me no VAT, do i owe it to HMRC?or are second-hand coins simply exempt from VAT and that's why i wasn't charged??
>>516259556Getting your fitness sorted lad , well done
>>516260306A quare?
>>516260154Error program reset stand by
>>516257845Should also have a stock of canned goods unless you pan on being a bandit in times of crisis.You can use the canned goods over time if nothing happens and just restock as needed.People have forgotten keeping basic emergency stocks because they have forgotten starvation can happen quickly.
>>516260392you're going to get a knock on the door and a bloke who looks like this will be there and you'll be in trouble
>>516260338yes it's me that is crazydenydenysubvertmisdirect
>>516260569>panplan*
>>516260250>Jyou've outed yourself many times already, where the fuck do you think you are?
>>516260512you can only be right wing if you're a pro-gay, pro-immigration and not openly racist (you can be a little bit racist in private as long as no one hears you)
Any year now, abs and everything, he's going to be the cuttest jew in Runcorn
Can't believe that reform fella is racist
>>516260275The sinister "dark web" is deep cyberspace, only accessible to hackers. It's where they follow streams of data to remotely hack into your computer and turn floppy disks into bombs.
>>516260587this is what i'm afraid of don't joke
>>516260392Well the way it works isThe central banks create money out of nothing and lend it to the government at interest. So it's up to the government to turn the money in to more money to pay back the bankers.And then when you work for a company the government taxes you. Quite a lot in fact. You don't need to be rich to get all additional income hit at 40%!And of course a lot of that tax has to go back to pay down the debts that the government as well as crucial national interest stuff like putting illegal immigrants in 4 star hotels, promoting homosexuality and supporting one or both sides in bloody overseas conflicts.But I digress.Now when you want to spend your money that was taxed, you're buying off someone else. And they are selling, so they have to pay Value Added Tax. Meaning they owe the government money because they sold you something. And even though YOU were taxed when you earned that money, now THEY have to be taxed for you to spend that money.Now if you extrapolate this forward... but anyway, if you have a problem with any of that then you are anti-Semite.
>>516260938a bit flash that lad
>>516260938V nice but the date is wrong
anyone else depressed
>>516260392Check your bill. It might be advertised as the vat free price but you will still pay it.Only gold coins are vat free as they are classed as pound coins. Or something like that
It just depends on getting that supplement stack sorted, lionsmane ashwaganda get some flavonoids in there then right kind of vitamin D, then it's just simply a matter of sitting there typing bait all day, hench in no time, just watch the brincels seethe when you're 120kg of pure muscle.Any day now
>>516260976but do i owe VAT now or is it only when i sell somethingnot interested in your goylarp
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1dqe2443l1oone in, one ou-
you know, fire exists in every country, not just nepal
https://xcancel.com/Number10cat/status/1967945498754683084#m>In "All The President's Men" Robert Redford portrayed a journalist who worked tirelessly to uncover the lawbreaking of a corrupt US President. The lies were exposed to the public and the President was forced to resign. The good old days.Um, it's fiction?
How is babby formed in womb by pragnet
>>516261404no shit how'd you think i lit this blunt you fucking dickhead lmao
>>516261317You best start believing in goylarps anon, you're in one.
>>516261308>you will still pay itbut when??!??!?!?the bill just said 'price: £x.xx VAT: £0.00'but yea i've stacked some nice silver this year so gonna focus on gold going forward i reckon
>>516261293nah im doing good just watching douglas macgregor talking about geopolitics. Pretty comfy.
It's about mindset too of course so you've got to be watching the right motivational podcasts or you're just not going to see any gains.Plus you can cheat a few times a week of course to keep your moral high, that's important, so you don't even need to stop deliverooing don't worry, it's about mindset and pillstack
>>516260740>everyone's Jewish!Yeah nah
I have it on good authority that Keir Starmer is going to resign on Friday
>>516261314High cholesterol Youtube grifter diet is a must too.
>>516261642sounds depressing
>>516261695Say it: Prime Minister David Lammy
>>516261491Off the toaster.
some of you might say bonnie blue for prime minister but i say bambi blacks for prime minister
>>516261695I have it on good authority that your mother's unhappily married.
Biggest meltdown since: the no. 4 reactor of Chernobyl...Incoming...
>>516261774Nah its not too bad. Macgegor is pretty redpilled desu
>>516261725This, it's about podcasts and supplements, that's how you get your fitness sorted. Listen to that angry black guy who runs ten miles a day, but don't run at all, just listen and chin pills
>>516261883still a fire though you dickhead were you born retarded what'd you think it's electrical currents keeping this rizla lit? uneducated moron
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
>>516262039That's an American meme
want to abandon my desk and create a proper bed 4chan/gaming set up
https://xcancel.com/Nigel_Farage/status/1968007835515752543#m>Labour managed to deport more journalists than illegal migrants today.ffs Nige, now I'm Simping For Starmer
>>516261960is everything ok with you cos i'd be depressed watching that
https://x.com/Basil_TGMD/status/1967999066010439825
>>516262097I culturally appropriated it
>>516262176nice picture you fucking twat
>>516262143Everything is sound, lad. How you holding up? You said you were depressed yourself.
>>516262176
might do a fast but can I still drink alcohol if I do that
>>516261441Its like they dont even know watergate was real. Also woodward was prob a spook.
>>516262034You're not you when you're on the billy.
>>516262265shut it i'll speedbox your mothers tits
>>516262109just get a laptop for bed and leave your pc at your desk
>>516262240https://youtu.be/jsTW3YV-VBY
>>516262109Sometimes when I'm hungover I just bed rot all day with a laptop
>>516262452You can't even speedbox your own head demons kek
>>516262128Has Farage decided if Reform will definitely do deportations, yet?
>>516262521if he leaves his pc at his desk that still means he has to get out of bed some time you stupid tit
stop donating to charity
>40+Still young though >Balding That's high T>Soft cockedJust haven't met the right bird>BrokeGot that rizz tho>Virgin Some birds love that >Fat titsFitness getting sorted The decorating will be done soon too then it's his time, watch out world
>>516262395Vodka won't kick you out of ketosis since it's pretty much zero carb but you can't fast with it since it has calories.
>>516262603my own head demons are telling me to lick your mum front to back in one go
>>516262109Timmy has a decent setup
>>516262521might do. only play old games anyway so can get a shitter one>>516262557cor
>>516262726I think you qualify for being Leadbettered with all of that
On a bit of a happening withdrawal tbf, the last week or so was a bit mental
>>516262615Ask Mohammed
>>516263020>i get high watching things happen we're not the same though
>>516263020We've been happening spoiled, you're going on a happening diet
>>516262983Nothing matters if you just lie to yourself and anyone who'll listen and I'm saying that as a very rich sex haver
>>516262902He's got it made
Missus filled the lube with gorilla glue
>>516263034They have nurses for that>>516263201Just wish we knew what was up with him
>>516263034Nah, you can play around with your willy and say it was all the medication the doctors gave you, and frankly, given how powerful some anaesthetics are a bit of delirium is healthy for the staff to cope with. imagine if you had a heart attack whilst playing with your willy, you'd die with a defiant erect stiffy as nurses & doctors try desperately to resuscitate you despite your DNAR because they would die of embarrassment if you were carted away with a big erection to the morgue.
>>516263452tight
https://xcancel.com/ianpacemain/status/1967748789013541166#m>We are seeing the collapse of *both* the Labour *and* the Tory vote. >It is not healthy if a large number of votes go to fringe politicians (and I include Reform amongst them) with no real programme or experience of government.No politics allowed, eternal status quo forever >Voters: Reduce immigration>Politicians: No>Voters (30 years later): I believe I'll vote for someone else>Sensible centrists: This is not healthy
>>516263530Modern medicine has only come so far sadly
>>516263534They just pop a scalpel into the base of your penis to drain the blood and deflate it.
every good thing that has happened to me i expected it to but not every bad thing that has happened to me was foreseen therefore i have concluded the world is dark cruel place
>>516263643kek
>>516263530>Just wish we knew what was up with himHe's fucking mental, mate
>>516263092>we're not the same thoughThank fuck lmao
>>516262018This made me laugh heartily lol
This is just Starmer using Charlie to butter up Drumpf Der Sturmer knows that Drumpf is a sucker for the royal family and opulence
>>516262395Terrible idea.If you're going to do weight loss you need to be serious about it. Otherwise, you're going to punish yourself, feel shit, crack after a few days and come out the other side fatter.
>>516263710>nooo i'm withdrawing from sitting on the internet watching other people experience life i know right
>>516263599Ok ok, if that happens when trumps here that's cool, I want some of that
>>516257113Great photo
>>516263624She’s at her sisters
>>516263708Does he know we follow his shenanigans?
>>516263698should've checked her passport mate
>>516263791grandma metabolism ass
>>516263784Yeah, that's the standard leftie retard take.More likely, they're putting on a show for dummies to be outraged/impressed by, depending on what type of retard they are.
>>516263847a tranny fucker snipes both of them in a double
>>516263599>Lammy just gets a kushty job as deputy PMDoubt it. Keir's not going anywhere until a general election because that's exactly how the tories played it.
>>516263822>I get my kicks by spending 18-20 hours a day lying for attention Kek
>>516263908i thought the united states virgin islands stamp stood for something
>>516263898I like to believe he's a regular
>>516262395That isn't fasting if you consume calories of any kind. Water only. Black coffee will work too.
>>516263913>ID: f0aT
>>516264022did i hit a nerve nonce?
>>516264082stands for fucking on your arse, tranny
>>516257113absolutely cinema photo with the brit/pol/ banner in full glory
>>516259870Deeply concerning. Where did the jobs go?
>>516263884good luck explaining that one at A&E
>>516263962That's an OD, I might be coming down rn but I probably couldn't take that and I know for a fact the catalogue couldn't.
He liveshttps://youtu.be/aXiDn4JPnjg
HAPPENINGJews banned from Britain
>>516264097Let's just agree that I'm nothing like you and move on.
>>516262788>f0at>fatNo wonder your miserable lost some wait kek
>>516264153One of those acronyms which don't really work, you mean? I hate those.
>>516259929>>516259826Didn’t bojo already broker a deal for ten nuke plants?
Be very afraidhttps://youtu.be/f3EwRt9lkiU
>>516264211I'd be running around outside gooning myself to death, absolute kino, and then if it triggers a Franz Ferdinand or Juvénal Habyarimana type response....
>>516264262Warmongs OUT
>>516264267sure so you can go back to obsessing about josh or whatever>>516264276???
>>516264183No idea but the staff in there have stopped getting on my case all the time, weird.
>>516264302good for you virgin
>>516264408Imagine if ww3 kicks off and the internet goes down and we can't even meme about it
>>516264454Thanks
>>516263791what if I fast all day and just have a few scrumpy jacks before bed?
>>516264536>oh no not the interent going downfucking bitch ass
>>516263530>Just wish we knew what was up with him>>516263708>He's fucking mental, mate
>>516264224didn't get his tits out? yawn
>>516264529You are the virgin sir
>>516264536printing off the memes I have saved and mailing them to every address
>>516264601call it my community service
>>516264657His grotesque, body-horror tits, yes
>>516264657He has risen above attention whoring bullshit good for him
>>516264627>Looks like I touched a nerve You were projecting weren't you
>>516264037legend has it that stamp has mysteriously disappeared
>>516264707Don't insult him. He rises above YOU
Had a tranny come over the other day. My mum and step dad are away. We have cameras, but they said they don't link up to their app, so can't view it. Worst thing was it wasn't even a good looking one so if they see it, they'll be like Wtf? Didn't even fuck them, was disgusted by them and they left.
>>516264224You going to elaborate?
Who are the men that pick for scraps amongst the ruins of the end of history?
>>516264782His words, not mine
>>516264659oh no not me calling somebody a virgin and some other virgin gets offended
>>516264809pikeys
>>516264728you what virgin?
I am nearly 40 and just can't seem to attract a woman and was wondering if i set up a profile on tumblr i might get some female attention. What do you lads reckon?
>>516264793He is back on social media but it's an esoteric secret
>>516264819Incels are creepy
Seethe is high
>>516264935Yes mate, you should post some really gay weepy bollocks on there too, women love sensitive blokes innit
>>516265004agreed
>>516264786So who will you be assassinating?
>>516264935Rattle out a list of mental illnesses in the bio for attention
>>516264935I get female attention, but I'm an extreeme introvert, so I'm shit at convo and rarely make a move. I'm better if I meet on tinder and we have a drink. I mostly fuck crossdressers.
>>516264508I had a call with one of them last week trying to get me to do some at home training for future work even though I’m on spacker bennies.
>>516264786Women still afraid of you lad?
>>516264946kekof course he couldn't stay awayand of course we see the obvious baithe's obviously been hiding in the most disgusting discords getting groomed by American trannies in to becoming ever more ogre-like and rapey this whole timeAdam better watch out
>>516265621Guess I scare them even though they're interested at first at least. >>516265581
>>516264935Just be 6’2”
>>516265740Why do you think that is?
>>516265775if you're ugly, autistic and misshapen 6'2" doesn't matter
>>516264819You're the kind of person that the boomer in my greentext story was trying to warn the normies about
>wife wants a 20k kitchenFuck sake lads.Remind me why the fuck I'm even married.I questioned if we need it and she went propper angry. No sex for me tonight. Oh well. I've got you chaps.
>>516265614There's a lot of scam work from home jobs going about atm apparently, government don't care as long as it lowers unemployment numbers. A bit like those scam charity jobs that were big in the early 10's.
>>516265699He identifies as genderfluid now
https://xcancel.com/nypost/status/1967581363944464790#m>Charlie Javice, who defrauded JPMorgan out of $175M, invokes Holocaust survivor grandmother in letter to judge: ‘I am truly sorry’I wonder if she's single
>>516265874Yeah, fair I guess, I’m not ugly so wouldn’t know. I’m 40+ and all the rest though.
>>516265916Second-hand kitchens.
>>516265849>Why do you think that is?They're interested in me because I'm 6'1, slim and good looking.I've always struggled to speak to people, always as far back as I can remember. Especially with women, but most people. I'm a loner really even though I do have friends. Probably a personality disorder?
>>516265916Sell her knickers on onlyfans to pay for it.
>>516265912i didnt read ur greentext story retard
>>516265973Yea I fell for that trap with call centre work back in the 00’s, think me mums going to write to them saying I nearly necked myself over the last call.
>>516266054That's most people here so you're not beyond hope. Have you tried being less intense?
>>516265979hearty kekalthough probably not the biggest surprisehope you're gathering material for some kind of esoteric documentary
>>516265916Tell her she can have one if the level of cooking improves.
>snowy winter day>you wake up in your camp bed in the brit/pol/ base>an old castle built by a Scottish clan>snowflakes are coming down thick outside and swirling in the wind>head down to the eating area>a few wood tables in a row>logs burning on the fire>food is rationed and served at specific times each day>take your mess tin which is full of hot baked beans, sausages, two eggs>big cup of black coffee>take a seat with as other brinnies begin to arrive>the lad you're paired with for the scavenging trip sits next to you>"could have picked a better day for it">finish your food and go to the shower to quickly clean up>freezing as you hurry back to your sleeping area>put on some long johns and tuck them into a pair of thick socks>put on black jeans, a dark green jumper and a black waterproof jacket over that>find your gloves and hat>pack your hiking rucksack and head down to the main meeting room>lads shake your hands and wish you well>a few dark jokes but there's no harm in it>open the heavy wood door>lads give you a final farewell before closing it>lad you're going with is pushing the snow from the land rover defender>you're driving there and he's driving back>gets in beside you and lifts his rucksack over the seat into the back>head off towards the nearest small town>pass a couple of villages and isolated farm houses which are now bare of any food or useful items>longest drive you've done for scavenging>finally get there>part on the outskirts and trudge through the snow with high knees>binoculars out>place looks abandoned but you've made that mistake before>make a plan with your pal and head off at a distance from one another
I'm 6'2 and I've not had sex in years
>>516266180I am
>>516266194I said her she should do more baking as she doesn't have any hobbies.I told her to bake a cake.Then she got all weird and said it's too much and costs 5 quid.Fucking women.Christ.
>>516266237Why
>>516266237Time is fake and gay
>>516266305basedmake sure to shill it here when it's done
>>516265916Say you want to build your own with nice wooden countertops. Then tell her it takes a year for the wood to dry after you’ve found the tree you want to use. It’ll give you some space.
>>516266237I have, it’s overrated. Women are pretty annoying.
>>516266229Only thing missing is >Pass by joshes rotting corpse in a gibbet as you leave to forage
>>516266367Enjoy for nowhttps://youtube.com/@esotericjahanist
>>516266140My mental health has been a wreck my whole life but I don't get any money for it because I refuse to go to the doctor, just drink and float between the dole and shit jobs in between spazz attacks.
>>516266229T-then what happened to them?
>>516266365bongggggggggtime to dilate
>>516266510Went dogging
>>516263784stansted - tad se stn - tard sex stun
>>516266143>Have you tried being less intense?Not sure how. Some people I really get on with, but it's like they have to force it out of me, in the right way, like people can come on too strong which isn't right for me. At the end of the day it's all in my mind. It's the outlook people have. Sometimes if I meet someone for the first time or start a new job I try be social. Doesn't always work.
>>516266495already subscribed to that kek
>>516266436Last one was a tinder date with a fashy bird with an undercut, that must have 2018 or something. She went fucking mental the next day and it fell apart.
>>516259520>Why are we rolling the red carpet out for this nonce againStrategy to psychologically manipulate to our advantage the most powerful man in the world.
>>516266668Consider spending less time here and not surrounding yourself with brincel goblins.
>>516266229>wearing jeans in the snowIdiots
>>516266718>She went fucking mental the next day and it fell apart.Would you mind elaborating?>>516266864Not bad idea
night lads
>>516266668did you consider killing yourself, because of the reasons mentioned?
>>516266498I was the same, hardly drink anymore and got me spackers but it’s not much better. Inawoods is the next port of call once I can get a place, even a cottage with no roof will do.
>>516266983What happened to the gif story? That was so interesting. I know it finished.
>>516266983Rest well, for tomorrow is a new day
it's like a never-ending comedy sketch
>>516267014Yeah I've thought about killing myself or others quite frequently.The latter is more likely. I can't ever tell someone irl though.
>>516267137Wouldn’t have happened if the law was in the hands of the lords
>>516267137I hope they get a decent compo payout for the emotional harm
>>516267205I used to be like that, do some vigilante shit at night and hunt commies or something. Not worth it though, might aswell wait and hope you get paid to do it in a decade or two. You never know, don’t give up hope.
>George Zinn -- the man who falsely told police he shot Charlie Kirk moments after the attack -- has now been charged with possessing child porn.lmao
>>516267205maybe you need to create your own world and then invite people into it or allow them into it, whatever, ultimately women are the devil
I was having sex yesterday and it was great. Had her bent over and started rubbing her arsehole with my thumb and after 2 mins she had a leg shaking orgasm, then i flipped her over and she had her knees by her ears and i plapped away until i bust it right up her minge.Then i had a nice kip. 10/10 5star day.
>>516267055Do they have you on the spacker pills?
holy shit trump just flew over my house tried to get a picture but my phone camera went all weird and fucked up
>>516266980Went to hers after messaging back and forth, almost blew it when she asked if I liked tattoos and I just said no there horrible, turned out she had a massive tattoo across her whole back lol. We had sex, it was pretty brief and I left in the morning. Next day she was talking about me coming over but asked me to wear deodorant because I stank of BO last time, not even kidding, I hadn't worn any deodorant or aftershave because I just don't bother. She said one of the things she looks forward to is how guys smell, but what she meant was she liked guys deodorant or aftershave.Bought some sure put it on and went round, she said she didn't want to have sex but would suck me off and I kind of felt weird about that we were both fully clothed and there was even less chemistry than the night before. We started arguing and I left she said I'd come crawling back "because they always do", I didn't and that was that.I did accidentally cum on her face when I pulled out though and that was funny for me I suppose.
I just want to see a Reform majority government already, I'm more excited for that than anything else in world politics at the moment. A majority gov made up for nearly 300 first term MPs and a public that expect mass deportations, Nigel Farage as PM.The party would deliver on almost nothing I assume but the drama and daily shambles would be endless. I also expect that a Reform government not delivering on deportations would lead to serious anger, you would have much more amplified protest from the right and the left. Muslims would get more militant and speed up whitoid radicalisation.As I understand as an outsider, it's virtually impossible for an early election due to Labour's majority they would just swap out leaders and maintain confidence til term's end, right? Is there any chance of imminent gov collapse and early election?
>>516267524Didn’t wash your thumb before falling asleep? I can’t even leave me willy unwashed after it nowadays. Never used to bother me.
>>516259207Only about 50 people.
>>516267524Did you have any chips tho?
>>516267524You been watching them mucky films again la? I keep saying to social you need parental block on your computer.
>>516267524grok4delads:it is not a requirement to do any weird butt stuff with women, in fact most of them want nothing to do with it.
>>516267565Nah no pills for over a decade, that shit messed with my head. Wouldn’t mind some Valium or something so I could actually function though but meh.
>>516267493I'm reminded of Kyle Rittenhouse, shooting 3 liberals and coincidentally managing to hit a sex offender and a woman beater
>dusk quickly approaches>make your way down an alleyway to a sidestreet>find an old traditional convenience shop>single pane glass door>lads wraps his hammer with some cloth as you keep lookout>puts through a corner>you both stop and look around breathing slowly>reach in and unlock the door>go inside and close it behind you>sneak through the shop with your axe in your hand>check the backroom then tiptoe upstairs>other lad is waiting halfway up the stairs keeping watch>all clear>push an ice cream display freezer towards the broken door>go upstairs and see if there's an attic door>find it and bring over a chair to push it open>check it out with a torch first and then both climb up>hand your mate some blankets from a chest of drawers and some pillows>hear some noises outside and stand dead still for a while>climb up>get your sleeping bags unrolled and eat some spam from a tin>wrap up warm and settle in for the night>climb down in the morning>fill your loot bags with batteries, toiletries and food that will keep>there's a storeroom out back with pallets of food in date>there's another shop you notice across the way but you've got a decent amount here already>stash it neatly in your loot bags>afternoon starts to darken>pull the freezer away from the door and step out>notice tracks in the snow which aren't yours>right down the centre of the street>tracks from more than one of them it's clear>look at your mate and he's looking back>step out first and jog up to the alleyway>wait for him to catch up>hear a loud banging sound somewhere behind you
>>516267205I'm sorry for suggesting you kill yourself, there are so many shills on here I get carried away.
>>516267205Lmao.
The Greeks created democracy, gay sex and stocism.
>>516267965>Huber had spent time in prison twice, first for violating probation after strangling his brother and again for kicking his sister, the Post reported.>The paper reported that Rosenbaum said he was molested by a stepfather and had spent most of his adult life in prison starting at age 18 for sexual conduct with five preteen boys. His mother was sent to prison when he was 13 and Rosenbaum began using heroin and methamphetamine at a group home where he was sent, the Post reported. Swart had pressed charges against Rosenbaum in July 2020 after a fight in which he assaulted her>Gaige Grosskreutz, 28, was in court just six days before Rittenhouse’s murder trial — where he was a star witness — to have a recent drunk driving charge dismissed “on a technicality,” the Daily Mail reported Monday. On Aug. 16, 2020, just days before the Rittenhouse shootings, he was arrested by cops in West Allis for allegedly “prowling” when he was nabbed videotaping police vehicles in a police department parking lot around 1 a.m. On May 9, 2015, Grosskreutz was stopped by police in Greenfield, about 40 miles from Kenosha, after cops reported he had “bloodshot and glassy” eyes — with the officers recovering a 9mm Glock 19 handgun from his vehicle. In 2013, he was charged with smashing the bedroom window at an ex-girlfriend’s home at 4 a.m., with the woman claiming he had been harassing her on the phone. One year earlier, was hit with a felony burglary charge in New Berlin when cops said he was caught trying to sell three stolen PlayStation consoles, the outlet reported. And in 2010, Grosskreutz was arrested and charged with hitting his grandmother in the face during a dispute, during which he also threw a lamp and damaged a wall.The last one was the one that survived
>>516268124It's OK. We've all told people to kill themselves on 4chan. There's a lot of larps. I have friends that are very like minded and the same politically. So that's a positive in my life. >>516267614Sounds like a funny story. Yeah I've had some weird ones.
>>516268406"And only one of those was a mistake"
>>516268115Bloody hell don't leave us tenterhooks
>>516268565All were tainted by jews.
>>516268524I've had worse that's for sure.
>>516268766Pretty sure gay sex has always been gay
>>516268910Only when it's gay guys doing it
> Don't vote for Reform, they'll maybe deport more people and reduce immigration but they'll also remove fag marriage, um, you all really care about that, right????
>>516268947True
>>516269035vote for jez? ok
>>516269035Their current chair's a woofter, isn't he?
>>516268910>>516268947Nothing gay about a cheeky bumwank.
did you guys coup your government yet
>>516269173His pakis are going to kill all the trannies for Gaza, which in turn will make politics safer from arseassins>>516269215So was their previous chair
>>516269276Might do might not idk
I've got a cupboard in my bedroom full of fray bentos pies, bottles of water and medical supplies including prescription painkillers. Just need a weapon
Good night lads.
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>>516269628check the mirror
>>516269628Go to the garden centre
>you're panicking and you want to run but you stick to the plan and head up the alley >moving slowly with a full rucksack and two full full duffle bags>panting as you go>snow falling>cold stinging your lungs>face flushed>get your stop watches out with fifteen minutes on them>"alright, meet you there">set it to countdown>go opposite ways in the directions you approached from the day before>you've got a spare key for the land rover just in case>banging noise can be heard again and it's closer to you than your mate who is out of sight now>hear what you're sure is scuffling sound through the snow nearby>only a few small corrugated metal garages nearby for cover>edge sideways between two of them and go behind them>know you can't hang about because of the trail you've left in the snow>you hear what must be the sound of something running and emerging from the alleyway>keep moving fast and controlling your breathing>lift the bags over the stile and step over>almost slip on the snow because you're rushing>pick up the bags again and pump it along the hedgerow>turn around now and then but the snow is still falling and nothing is clear>land rover is there in the lane where you left it>fuck sake he's not there yet>open the door and put your bags and rucksack inside>start the engine to make sure it's working and then turn it off>kneel by the low stone wall and try to catch your breath>get the spare key out and hold your stopwatch>only four minutes left>come on lad where are you>three minutes and you're checking the field the way you've come again>sometimes you think you see dark shapes through the shifting mass of white>look away and look back and they're gone>two minutes>nothing coming in any direction>get inside and lie down peeking through the base of the window>hand slams the glass you're peeking through
>>516269786Based I am hard as fuck>>516269787Might get a crossbow
I've completely arsed up me life
I'm so fucking whitepilled ATM. I'm experiencing 2016 levels of optimism boys. We are so back
>>516269738Night pal
>>516270098No we aren't. Your online heroes are owned by Israel or mutts.
I want to blow up parliament, in Minecraft.Wait, why are the feds knocking on my door? Wait, 4chud isn’t anonymous after all?
hey google! tell me the location of my nearest bagel store!
>Mohanad Abdullaahi got that? They don't want him to die as a statistic, so remember that name. momenehand blekkadddjand got it?
>>516270416fucking hate these sand coons so much it's unreal
>>516269844cruising ain’t as easy as it used to be
think im getting fat for the first time in my life ffs maybe drinking 2L jersey milk a day without going to the gym wasn’t a good idea
>>516269749looks like pinkpantheress ffs
>>516263979> Keir's not going anywhere until a general election because that's exactly how the tories played it.The Tories had 3 leaders in their last term.
>>516270416Zesty.
>>516271501
Incredible new thread:>>516271501gn
>door is pulled open>shift over to the passenger side as he climbs in>key is already in the ignition and he starts it and revs up>there is movement in your peripheral vision but as you turn you sense movement in the peripheral vision of your opposite eye>banging sounds against the sides of the vehicle>you're both ducking down as the banging sounds audibly change from metal to glass>he revs up and speeds away>windscreen wipers going wildly>tells you he had to drop all his stuff and run for it>had to take a detour as he wouldn't have made it straight across the field>he swears loudly about the food he's left behind>you ask him how many>couldn't tell but at least three>it is what it is>drive back the way you came>sense movement in every abandoned house you pass now>drive back in silence with your hood up and a your sleeping bag against the window to rest your head>snow is as thick as when you left>arrive back as night is falling>turn off the headlights about half a mile away and drive slowly up the familiar path>park up under the wooden shelter>sit there in silence for a bit>climb out and hand him a duffel bag>"there's yours mate, and here's mine">tells you not to rub it in>he's joking but you can tell he's down about it>tell him you're serious and not to worry>snow is whipping across your face>he's a good lad but you can tell he was the type to put pressure on himself with exams and that>go up to the door and it begins to open as you climb the stone stairs>edge inside and shut the door>lads know not to comment on the amount people bring back>people gather around in the main room as you open up the bags>someone updates the list of rations>as you hand over each tin of food and adds the toiletries and other items to a separate handbook>"well done lads"
