https://www.wftv.com/news/local/scuba-clad-man-robs-disney-springs-restaurant-swims-away/OK52RUCLAZFMNAHRBXR5OD7SVY/
>>516267299Based
lol good for him. fuck disney
>>516267299Definitely White.
>>516267638Why not mexican?
>>516267434>BasedPretty smart, he could do it again next week and they wouldn't expect it.I suspect a former employee.
>>516267299$20k is a horrible payday for a felony against the Big Mouse
>>516267299He definitely had inside help or was an inside job
was definitely a mexican
>>516267299>scuba manadd it to the list
>>516267882A wetback!
>>516267299Very based. He's a hero.
>>516267299What a stud
I know the motives and who's involved, but I won't say cuz fuck pisney.
>>516267299Lmao, kino.
>>516267299Just get a job at this point
What a fucking king. God I wish that was me.
>>516267299Lupin III tier
>>516268746And it worked too. Good stuff.
>>516267299Why not just learn to draw and make this much in a week drawing porn??? Why do thieves do it?
reminder they still haven't caught the guys who robbed gardarworld on easter sunday a year ago. those fuckers stole $20,000,000 in cash
>>516267695Are Mexicans known for their love of scuba diving? There randomly could be a bunch of Mexican scuba divers, I dunno lol. Side note, I might take scuba lessons next summer with my brother-in-law.
>>516268813Its pretty awesome. Wish I had done it.
>>516267299This is actual cartoon shit hilarious
Authorities claim that the suspect is on the clam.
>>516267754nobody uses cash anymore they just tap their cards, its impressive they had 20k in their restauraunt. I work in restauraunts, usually they do cash drops every 10 stacks, they're quite paranoid. ( every 10 k they send the bookeeper to the bank )
>>516267299Brilliant plan. Fuck Disney
>>516267299based
>>516267299Is he back?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Muller
>>516267299Fucking why lmao this dude was just flexing
>>516267299I cant open the link, quick rundown on the story pls?
>>516267299>swim around in alligator infested waters at night for $20kHoly shit get a job nigger
>>516270133>The incident occurred around 12:20 a.m. Monday at the Paddlefish restaurant in Disney Springs. According to a heavily redacted incident report obtained by Law&Crime, employees had closed the restaurant and were wrapping up for the night. A couple of employees were standing in the manager's office when a man wearing a blue beanie, black mask and a wet suit with no shoes came barging in and pushed them into the corner of the office and ordered them "down." He then allegedly made them close their eyes as he went for the safe.>Local ABC affiliate WFTV reported that the thief tied up some employees and stole thousands of dollars in cash from the safe. According to the incident report, the man made off with between $10,000 and $20,000.>The Orange County Sheriff's Office released a photo of the man covering a surveillance camera with black spray paint. None of the employees were physically injured. As the restaurant was closed, there were no patrons inside at the time of the robbery.>After making off with the cash, the man allegedly put his scuba gear back on, jumped in the water and swam away to an unknown location. The whole ordeal lasted two minutes, according to cops.>Cops have yet to make an arrest.Holy kek it really is some cartoony shit
100% inside job split with someone who works there or a former employeemy guess is the first but decent chance of the second
>>516270133>A Disney Springs restaurant was robbed by a scuba man >He swam up to the restaurant after it closed>Spray painted the security cameras>Stole up to $20K while staff were counting cash for deposit>Dove back into the water and escaped before police arrived
>>516267299Fucking earned that money.
>>516270387>According to a heavily redacted incident report I wonder what was "heavily" redacted about it. like the story seems straightforward, what are they redacting?also was he armed?
>>516270387The jew fears the scubaman
>>516270389its a restaurant so some parts of it are accessible by public right?he could have been a previous customer.but kinda sounds like inside job since he knew when what happens.could be an ex employee who was fired and then figured he can just steal from Disney as revenge.seems like too specific of a target.
Definitely a Mexican, they cross barriers without respect, just before they tried to kill me they tried to enter my car, they didn’t see me inside
also how come they dont mention more info about the scubaman?like how tall was he?what did his voice sound like, like did he have an accent or a dialect, spoke ebonics or mexican?was he armed or unarmed?
>>516267630Disney was based. It's the tiny hats that took over that you hate.
>>516267299Good, but>Not taking out the local water system to the building and setting Club 33 ablaze after robbing it tooMajor missed opportunity.
this smells of florida man.
>>516271091can mexicans swim and dive?blacks certainly cant so the guy was probably not a nigger.
>>516267630Also, this has nothing to do with Disney other than in name only. It's an area that has businesses and restaurants. None affiliated with Disney, retard.
please ban assault scooba diving equipment
>>516271247Walt Disney is the tiny hat tho
>>516271363>this has nothing to do with Disney other than in name only. elaborate
>>516267299That's - fucking hilarious.
>>516267299>up to 20kSo what was that? Like 2 micky mouse mugs and a t-shirt?
CoolWhen i lived in San Diego many years ago, there was a faggot that went by the Geezer Bandit. He hit multiple banks and people would actually cheer him on. Don't know if they ever caught the guy.
Lol the fucking balls to do this in Florida of all places.
>>516269410TOP FUCKING KEK CARLOS
>>516267638Would be quite the shocker if he wasn't. >>516267754Pretty fucking good since he got away with it... for now. They'll likely nab him. He surely must be a regular to have known the layout and other patterns and that there would be this cash there.
>>516267638This, lol.
Florida Man strikes again
>>516267865yeah, a current or former employee would be my guess.
>>516267299Well it isn't a nigger, that's for sure
>>516270801kek'd
>>516269046He didn't scuba dive, he swam. If he'd scuba dived he'd need to be rucking a tank and a regulator and he wouldn't have been able to carry out a robbery very well with that. They just called him a scuba man. He's probably just wearing a regular black neoprene wetsuit for shallow diving/swimming.
>>516269045My dad was acquainted with a guy who got away with robbing a Brinks truck in the 1960s, the amount of 100-250K which was a lot then. He turned himself in a decade or two later because he was homesick. The authorities knew who he was though, just that he escaped to Mexico before they could catch him.
>>516267299are they inflating the money for insurance or something?does it sound normal for a restaurant to have 20k in cash in 2025?
>>516272795It's Disney, prices are out of whack
>>516270387Obviously someone testing out their purely theoretical skills and tactics on a soft target. Hope his bigger scores go as well as this.
>>516272554>homesick>die in a federal prison 9 states away from home surrounded by mexicans anyway Dumb fucking faggot
>>516267299Solid Snake?
>>516272006For sure he used to work there, currently works there, or is very close to someone who works there.
>>516273088I don't doubt they make a lot of money, I'm just skeptical about so many people paying cash
>>516274114Blacks and boomers don't have cards.
>>516273088>$35 for salmonAbsolute scam and this is before park tax, state tax, restaurant fees etc
>>516267638Unknown at the moment
>>516269468>its impressive they had 20k in their restaurauntIt's one of the busier restaurants on property plus there are a lot of tourists using cash especially the wealthy Brazilians.
>>516270661The jew fears the seaman
>>516271363Third-parties pay Disney rent to be in that corporate downtown district. They did that as a response to what Universal did in California with CityWalk (and in response to Downtown Disney/Disney Springs, created a second CityWalk in Orlando, and unlike what Disney did, is connected to their parks).Been to both over the past year (mainly Universal due to season passes, but had 3 days at Disney, which was a ripoff). Universal is far superior.
>>516267299legitimately impressive, usually disney places have insane surveillance
>>516267299Knew the score amount beforehand from working there or knowing someone who did. Purchased used scuba gear within the last six months and did a test run without the robbery within the last 3. If he didn't hurt anyone than they should consider it a security loophole discovery and let it go and be glad it wasn't little Johnny Jihad.
GTA6 viral marketing getting out of hand
>>516267925Niggers can’t swim for shit. They also don’t plan things this well. This was definitely a White man.
>>516267299>20k cash.I don't believe this. Almost no one uses cash anymore. (Especially normies who would go to Disney World.) I call bullshit.
>>516267299it should have been me
>>516276628Boomers still love cash, they don't even know what zelle or wise is.
>>516274114Losses are always overreported, it's a form of jewish lightning that happens a lot in restraunts and luxury goods retailers (especially jewelry).
>>516267299How did he get pass the gators?
>>516267299Extremely based
>>516267299Noice
>>516267925Niggers can’t swim you retarded faggot
>>516273910>Kid ends up a leafLmao
>>516267299damn frog people can't leave things alone.
>>516267299Damn, I can't believe I'm about to say this... I don't think a nigger did this one.
>>516267695Mexicans wade across the river they don't swim
>>516277857You don't need to be able to swim to scuba.
>>516271208Definitely fishy
>>516278047Made me kek so hard
>>516267299erm based, the spirit of db cooper lives on.
>>516267638even if it's not, this is still based. shenanigans of this level even transcend racial hatred. even if this guy was a jew, i'd shake his hand.
>>516267299Pricey restaurant
>>516270389>100% inside job split with someone who works there or a former employeemy guess is the first but decent chance of the secondAbsolutely. The biggest fuckup is they got the whole scuba heist thing down to a 'T' but they are overlooking how easy it'll be for FBI to weed out prime suspects. Also, I feel like only a Latino would be this particular flavor of stupid.
>>516273088Complete rip off
>>516267299fuck disney and publicly traded corpos. based scubaman is based.
Anyone ITT kayak? I am just getting into it. What else do I need besides lifejackets and a tow rope? I already have paddles
>>516267299OH GOD I'M SCOOOBING
>>516267299So it was an alligator?
>>516267638He’s swimming with some type of certification so yeah
>>516272534snorkel is the word
>>516267638Those look like fat stubby Latino hands to me, the scuba diving is the only thing that gives me pause
>>516267299an employee/recently left/friends with an employee.torture them til they confess
>>516280692prolly a front for some sex trafficking operation. he was doing gods work.
GTA heist kek
>>516281075>kayakwhat kind of kayaking?
Inside jobIm happy the wagie was smart enough to pull this shit off
>>516267299That’s fucking basedNeed a biopic for this
>Black person robs company>thread filled with N word hatred>White person robs company>BASED! BASED!You are all hypocrites and should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>516267299Can a tranny shoot the mouse?
>>516267299oh fuck it's him, it's the ocean man
>>516270661My guess is they redacted (failed) security measures, at Disney's request, to not make it easy for other thieves? Maybe redacted employee names knowing the story was weird and would go viral?
>>516284735see>>516279173
>>516267299I'm not even mad.That took a lot of ingenuity and planning.Although, I'd bet he had one of those motorized water gliders that can drag you around at 20 mph for an hour back in the water.He probably walked back on shore five miles away, out of sight somewhere, got in his car, and left.
>>516270801noice
the restaurant should buy a shark and put it in the water
>>516269046It depends on the Mexican and where they live. The ones who live close to the sea and too cenotes it’s all the do and make a business of it. There’s also a whole underwater statue museum in Cancun made by Mexicans.Either way the Disney world guy swam, he didn’t scuba dive.
>>516269046too drunk to swim.
>>516267299What is this popcorn bucket emoji I see in the file name for the op image? Let me test it out and see if we can get emojis in the file name
>>516270661they redact details to catch a suspect slipping up during interrogation
>>516286361Hey buddy, you just blow in from stupid town?
>>516267299100% chance this is a former employee who knew when, where and how to cover his trail.
>>516267299>What's the mystery mouskatool?It's Spray Paint!
>>516267299disney needs to invest in manatees with laser beams
>>516267638Well we can certainly rule out black at the moment kek
>>516267299great planning, he knew he could only pull this off once lol.godspeed to the prepared partisan.
>>516270387>wetsuit with no shoesI feel like his feet might get him got assuming it stops at the ankle
>>516267638>Smart>Efficient>Doesn't kill staff>...Can swim100% white
>>516267299Honestly brilliant. Great job
>>516267299>
>>516269410under apreciated post
>>516267299Beyond fucking based kek
>>516272534Report states he put his scuba gear back on after he cleaned out the safe.Its like 2 quick release buckles, not a big deal to drop it on the dock and throw it back on when you jump into the water.
>>516270387All that trouble for just 20k?Definitely white.
