NEWS:Trump to visit Battersea as part of State visit itinerary
Fuck offIn England we don’t like moz, he’s a bigot
Might start shagging trannies
Might start shagging sheep
>>516271966Fine work story anon
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/newsnight/4442010.stm
>new phone>overly complicated password for gmail account>type it out>character by character>triple checking after every characterINVALID!!>send password via altmail>Ctrl c & Ctrl v>password acceptedI'm sober. The fuck?
sick of bames
>>516272446quite possibly the ugliest chink i have ever seen
>>516272077the only bit of livestock im interested in is your mum lad
>>516272522weird al had a sex change?
>>516272259You've gone retarded it happens
>>516272759Why are phones so complicated? I just wanna shitpost on the go. 4chan doesn't support palmpilots.
https://xcancel.com/JasonGroves1/status/1967927825622778302#m>Emily Thornberry, chair of the Commons foreign affairs committee, reveals that Peter Mandelson was not vetted by the Foreign Office for the role of US ambassador until *after* his appointment was announcedlol, meme state, but normal wagies have to be bored with DBS checks
Doley doley dole scumDoley doley dole scumNah nah nah naahNah nah nah naaah.
>>516272522Why the long face?
>>516272522That’s a man.
>>516273069Idk made by foreins aint they. We need a british phone for british people
Making a lush chicken sandwich with a ciabatta.
if we had this government during ww2 then the germans would've capitulated us within months by sending spies over on dinghies
>>516273506Look into the dotcom bubbleburst and just how many jewish owned companies bought up precursor tech. We ain't ever getting a britphone.
>>516273661It's mad that the lads who fought the Germans in WW2 would probably be called facsists by today's standards.
>>516273839Fun fact. The first two British deaths in ww2 were all registered members of the British Union of Fascists. They were shot down in a bombing run.
>>516273621Pesto?
>>516273621You shouldn't eat after midnight.
Do scousers count as human?
>>516274002Shot down by who?>>516274101No but will have some mayonaise and hot sauce.
>>516274158I thought that was only for gremlins.
>>516274173They're a hominid species. One of the great apes. They border on sapience and there have been instances of viable cross-breeding between them and other hominids. But human? Nah.
>>516274322The Germans mate it was a bombing raid on the Kriegsmarine.
>warnedOooh that touched a nerve 8)
>>516274173What a preposterous suggestion
be safe be lucky peeps
crinje thread
>>516271501morrisey is a gay Irishman who spent most of his life living within driving distance of the san francisco saunas where gay men spread venereal diseases. if it wasn't for marr he'd be nothing (see his post smiths "music")
>>516274380Yes.
Elon just announced that the first SpaceX colony will only house Israelis
>>516275302plus he considered the Falklands to be Argentinian>>516275338all of them?
Ethernet exists because of jews coat cutting and making a new product
>>516275302Why can't people just like sexy women? Why y'all niggas finna be so zesty
>>516271501Thanks now I have to go listen to The Smiths
>>516275538Yes it will be the new Jewish homeland
Gingers at the front, shitskins at this back.
Wow.
Ruck ng team huddle.
>>516275302crinje opinionmarr would be nothing without morrisey and vice versa, plus morrisey's solo output is good
I have Westlife - My Love on my playlist and I'm tired of pretending that I don't!
just wanked for 2 hours
>>516271501HELLO, UK GLOWSHART!UK citizens are NOT allowed to post on 4chan.ALL UK POSTERS FROM COMMUNIST UK IS A UK GLOWIE, 100%.
>>516275302>>516276925I’ve met Marr on several occasions in the venues I was working in. Only times I ever heard his solo material, and it was all terrible. Moz’s is kinda medicore but theres some genuinely great stuff in there. It was sorta cool Marr was in Modest Mouse, I guess
Tesco self-service checkouts now have someone with you scanning your stuff for you to prevent people stealing.
>>516277304wish my self service had that
>>516277304Sounds like you need a loicenced government beating for employees.
>>516275338On the moon?
>>516277304do you live in a heavily windrushed area?
>>516277304Almost like it defeats the point.
>>516277304Just start properly stealing (taking it all directly out of the shop)
incrediblehttps://x.com/FAFO_TV/status/1967762199486877970
>>516277673No Mars
Why is the right wing such losers?
>>516277051don’t make me jealous
>>516278498most of them are bald i thinkhard to worry about anything other than your head not cracking like an egg idk im not bald
>>516278777sorry ill wank you for 2 hours next
https://youtu.be/9sP7R7norUA
>>516277835Whole area has seen a brown increase since the lockdowns>>516277979I said something along these lines to the guy scanning my stuff and he just repeated "we do this now to stop people stealing">>516278039That's the irony of it.It's not uncommon to see people loading up baskets and walking straight out the shop and security don't even go after them due to health and safety risks.Meanwhile someone trying to get a few bits is made to feel like a criminal.Fucking sick of it.
>>516278039They can't stop you and the police have pretty much said they won't charge for under £100.What's stopping real people? A sense of fair play? Social embarrassment/exclusion? Not wanting the shop to close down? Honour?
>>516278498Because the left wing thinks you can have victory or "good and evil".Evil is everything women don't like. That's why the UK is the weakest stream of piss.
>>516278952why risk it tho especially with the £3000 worth of cocaine in my vintage gucci man bag
>>516277304eh?all the other supermarkets just have sliding gates that only open if you’ve paid, was a bit puzzled about them for a while, like how do they work? Each payment made opens it one time? Security guard watching remotely and letting you out? then today it clicked, gate didn’t open so I looked bemusedly at the security guard and he said ‘oh just stand back there a bit mate, so the camera can see you’ it’s facial recognition. they get your face on the little camera above the checkout and then the camera near the gate decides if you’ve paid or not didn’t sign up for that did we?
>>516271501hate these guys
>>516278498>Why isYou're brown
>>516279068Fake country.
>>516279291i'm israeli actually. cry about it.
>>516278952>the police>>516279145You UK Government glowies should just pull rank.UK citizens are not allowed to post on 4chan. Government employees are permitted with exemptions. You need a 4chan UK posting loicence.
>>516279169Treating everyone like a fucking criminal.Except, of course, for the actual criminals.
>>516279374>UK government employee posting.You do the same choke-hold on your Grannies?
>>516279519Well, the criminals bring in money. That's why you permit crime in cities.
>>516279563no just on muttoids and paki muslims. the two groups nu/pol/ seems most adamant on defending now.
>>516279699Like I said, your Grannies.I've seen your birth certificates. None of you are genetically related to the men named on your birth-certificates.
People are getting dumber. If you had a 120 I.Q. 30 years ago, you have a 150 now because women damaged education so much that 100 I.Q. is now where 70 I.Q. was 30 years ago.The old "retarded level" is the new "average I.Q."! You are noticing "YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!" for trusting education to women. Women are lazy teachers, and student performance is not their responsibility, just ask them. OPPOSE ALL TEACHER UNIONS. NEVER TRUST ~ANY~ TEACHER THAT IS A MEMBER OF A UNION.LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. Women work their whole lives to get better access to men by being men, and they never notice that they're becoming the men they say are "burnable rubbish"? YOU OLD WHORES GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE! YOU WANT TO BE "DISPOSABLE MEN"? GOOD! ~ENJOY!~ SLAY QUEEF!
>>516280145Your first paragraph reduced my iq by 2 points im not reading any further
>>516271501corr bit of most haunted and some tomato pasta, job's a good'n
>>516280145i blame namefags for the global drop in iq
>>516280267You didn't read shit, GLOWBOT.
>>516280390You can blame anything you want. Your cuntry is still a communist shithole.
>>516280488Exaggeration.
>>516280604Emancipation.
I felt it in the wind
>>516280488but our country literally runs your country and your leaders suck our dick like the good little goyim bitches they are.
just remembered that it was gaza that started the war
>>516280897nowt personal
>>516280813Your CUNTry can't even control your cuntry, glowie.
>>516280897Jews declaring war on Jews.
poor lil gobbo kekfloppy knobbo gobbo lmao
>>516280390I'm so sick of updating my filters for every new spastic variant.
>>516281146WOMEN ARE GOING TO KILL WOMEN?!RELEASE THE POPCORN! LET LOOSE THE CORNDOGS OF WAAAAAUGH!
>>516281141all i can hear is just mutt crying and seething. time to cough up another 40 billion for us faggot, and you can't do shit about it :)
>>516281648What your hearing is the slopping sounds of your flesh-apron slapping against your feminist legs, glowie.
did graham win his case yet
>>516281861i can't hear you over the sound of our bank accounts getting filled with your money
>>516281995NICE! You love eating shit! Want more?
Maybe Starmer will ask Trump to guard our border from the boatmen
>>516282088>t.
>>516282538American money is debt. You can have all you want.
>>516282453
>>516282538Just so you know, people are beginning to refuse the American dollar in America.The American dollar is not real enough.
become ungovernable
>>516284218indeedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHuQy0mqW5I
