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ITS HAPPENING!!! THE SUN IS EXPLODING
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>>516339771
3 atlas thingy will cause micronova
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Literally anything to distract from the Epstein files.
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>>516340049
The files are in the core of the sun
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>>516340049
>astronomy happens
>reeee epstein reeeeeee
You're like a vegan with that retarded shit.
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>>516339771
check out the jet stream
it's up in canada.
I think that's why it has been so dry.
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>>516339771
And it will happen...when the weather cools...
Was it worth it, animals?
:)
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>>516340210
too bad they don't attribute climate changes to the sun ever
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>>516340316
Or refer to the many, many times the earth was warmer than it is now.
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WOW AN ARTICLE WITH NO LINK AND YOU DON'T EVEN INCLUDE THE NAME OF THE WEBSITE IN THE SCREENSHOT WOW HOW BELIEVABLE
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>>516340018
fpbp
get your vitamin d now
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>>516340274
Mercy Void.
:)
https://youtu.be/Iwcu8SOmSPI
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>>516340049
>one joke
you're lucky your a bot
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>>516339771
My dreams are all dead and buried, sometimes I wish the sun would just explode.
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>>516339771
If you don't have a bunker, you're fucked.
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>>516340426
Sorry mister england
https://www.sciencealert.com/our-sun-is-becoming-more-active-and-nasa-doesnt-know-why
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>>516340274
winter of fires
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>>516339771
MY DREAMS ARE ALL DEAD AND BURIED
SOMETIMES I WISH THE SUN WOULD JUST EXPLODE
WHEN GOD COMES AND CALLS ME TO HIS KINGDOM
I'LL TAKE ALL YOU SONS'A BITCHES WHEN I GO
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>>516339771
nothingburger. the sun will take around 700 million years to expand 10% from what it is now.

assuming humans are still around (unlikely), yes, it will be much different than now. much hotter and likely the end of all large life.
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>>516340614
Oh yeah dude that hole in the ground is going to save you from the sun exploding and then it'll be everyone else who are losers.
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>>516340807
The sun lacks the mass to explode, it'll swell up and then pretty much go out.
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>>516340614
You're fucked either way dumbass. The sun is our light and heat source. Bunkerfags will die a slow cold death
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>>516339771
>it's just a few more flares than average
Rolling for Carrington Event 2: Electric Boogaloo.
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Calm down..not exploding..we have about 5 billion years left...it will expand then collapse into a white dwarf...
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>>516339771
>And NASA doesn't know why
Could that be because NASA is staffed almost exclusively by diversity hires?
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Translation: "Mr Trump increase our budget so we can watch this"

My friend studies butterflies. He said he routinely has to lie about certain species dying or exaggerate their significance to the ecosystem to get funding
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>>516341011
How can I prepare for this?
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>>516340775
nice made up bullshit. Is this before or after all of the glaciers melted ten years ago?
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>>516340274
>goatstream
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>>516340274
And the phoenix spreads it's wings.
It's beauty born of fire. Touch the wandering ice, become of warmth and water. Dance with me. O Phoenicia. O most beautiful deathly death waltz. Thou most beautiful piece of Heaven. O Phoenicia. O Goddess. Come to me. Set me free. Why dids't thou hurt me? We could have been friends...

Now I just want to forget. Every taste, every sound, every metric by which one records your existence. I will send it all. To The Void.

https://youtu.be/eTcPUpxBlcc
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>>516339771
>even the sun is fucking sick of jews
kek
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>>516339771
oh noes.
anyway
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>>516341049
>How do I prepare for this?
Just keep doing whatever you're doing now.
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I wish.

>>516340049
lol
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>>516341011
>.we have about 5 billion year
less than 1 billion until even monocellular life can't survive.
Way less for mammals.
We have a solid 1 million year to plan an escape to the nearest stble sun with a usable planet.
IF, and that's a big IF, if this is possible at all.
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>>516339771
>don't know why
The sun releases massive emissions every few thousands years which flips the Earth's poles, which is the cause for the cycle of mass floods. CIA confirmed this when they declassified The Adam and Eve Story.
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>The Sun has fallen out of orbit and is going to crash into the Earth. Humanity has randomly chosen people to enter an underground nuclear shelter with enough food and provisions for the next 50 years until the Earth is habitable again, luckily you were picked.
>You are allowed to bring one random film with you.

Choose wisely...
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>>516339771
Billions of years and it just happens to explode in the tiny tiny timeframe when someone on Earth can detect it's about to explode. What are the odds!
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>>516339771
BLACK HOLE SUN
WON'T YOU COME
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>>516341492
>random
>choose
was this always part of this copypasta or did you add it?
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>>516341367
What do you base this on?
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>one solar cycle slightly more active than the previous one
>"the sun is waking up"
it's fucking nothing and it's already tailing off
t. hf radio boomer
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>>516339771
Finally
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>>516341492
Europa, so future generations will know.
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>>516339771
good
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>>516341733
it's just science. the sun won't expand all at once. in around 700-1 billion years, it will be about 10% larger than it is now. that will impact earth greatly and even impact plants' ability to do photosynthesis, which will eventually cause all large life to go extinct.

by the time it does get large enough to consume earth, life on it will be long gone billions of years before.
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>>516342068
only german anon can post this
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>>516342309
It doesn't matter. It took humans 100,000 years from evolving to landing on the moon. There's no fucking way we won't be off this rock by then.
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>>516339771
do you think it is because of the 3i atlas interstellar visitor?
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>>516342478
uh about that
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>>516341011
>we have about 5 billion years left
Anon...the Earth's inner core will fully stop in 500 million years , and when it does the magnetic field protecting us will vanish and everything will be hit with cosmic radiation from the sun killing every living thing on this planet , it's exactly how mars became a desolate wasteland shithole devoid of life
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>>516339771
>NASA doesn't know why.
SURRENDER YOUR RIGHTS AND PAY MORE TAXES!
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>>516342687
>hurr durr the moon landing is fake and space is gay
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>>516342741
NMP
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I PREDICTED THIS!
REPREZENTIN'!
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>>516340049
(((they))) dropped the files into the Sun, but Sol Invictus has other plans
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>>516342741
>the Earth's inner core will fully stop in 500 million years
I'll make a note of it in my day planner
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>>516340210
files where?
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>>516342741
>Anon...the Earth's inner core will fully stop in 500 million years , and when it does the magnetic field protecting us will vanish and everything will be hit with cosmic radiation from the sun killing every living thing on this planet
and?
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>>516341582
Are you me?
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THE MICRONOVA IS CUMMING!
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>>516340300
Was what worth it? Delaying my suicide to witness the end of civilization? If so, I guess. Can't say 5 stars or anything
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thank fuck i'm sick of this planet
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>>516339771
we are going throw a rough patch of spacetime
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>>516339771
Holy sheeeeit!!
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>>516339771
Heh. I know, but NASA doesn't.
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>>516342863
you should have typed it took us 100,000 years to claim we went to the moon and fabricate enough evidence for stupid guys to believe it
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>>516341492
I bring my hard drive with my entire movie collection on it?
This aint the 80ies no more Daddy O.
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>>516341749
>its trending down so it will keep trending down
>the trend didnt continue
Faggot scienctism is wont to linearly extrapolate everything, unless of course they opt for the exponentially increasing option instead
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>>516343131
This planet is fucking gay.
I want my No Man's Sky real life simulation RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!
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fat
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>and NASA doesn’t know why
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>>516339771
>"journalism"
I just default to ignore on every "science" article these days.
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>>516342741
>if we just linearly extrapolate in the absence of any real model
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>>516339771
It's clearly climate change's fault
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>>516340210
Yes this is Donald trumps fault.
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>>516341444
Checked. This is so comonplace that nobody bothers replying to it anymore, shills acting like the notion is of an actual explosion that would destroy the sun
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>>516343593
it might be the cause of climate change and we haven't confirmed or denied that
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>>516339771
DO A POLE FLIP
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>>516343062
Anon , we are literally the only sign of not only life , but highly intelligent life in the Galaxy or even the universe itself , the chances of life itself being conscious and aware of the things that we know now are so astronomically low that it can't be calculated accurately
And then you're saying that you don't care about the future of our species at all? All because you saw a black guy once? Really?
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>>516340274
> the squiggly line changed
> we're all gonna die :((((
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>>516340018
Indeed. Anyone know how you get access to the D.U.M.B.s? Do you have to sell your ass?
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>>516339771
So many retards here, it's the solar panels.
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>>516339771
>sun going nuclear
come sweet death.
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>>516339771
Holy shit, people a billion years from now are straight fucked.
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>>516339771
Flash
This just in
The Sun has been exploding since it’s creation.
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>>516339771
is all Republican cope over Charlie Kike
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>>516339771
>BuT It'S mAn mAAAAdE glObAl WArMING!!!
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>>516340274
good fuck Canada
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>>516344475
Human civilization is the result of the last intelligent species escaping their planet and landing on Earth. Some of those beings mated with the Cro Magnond, some with the Denisovans and some with garbage in the Sub Sahara
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>>516349187
>good fuck Canada
The UK is getting blasted right now.
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>>516349187
I'm in ur atmosphere, stealing ur jetstreams :)
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>>516339771

I just checked the sun and everything looks normal.

Thank God for His Sun and His Son!
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>>516339771
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE INSIDE OF THE SUN!!!!!
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Whatever dude fuck you people
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>>516343105
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>>516342741
Rare
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>>516339771
The sun just flew over my house!
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>>516353305
proof?
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>>516343105
There's my nigga!!!!
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>>516339771
I asked the sun nicely to piss on Israel.
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>>516339771
Its almost like scientists guesses of complex systems are completely worthless or something.
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>>516339771
>Scientists that don't know how the universe was created, baffled by gravitationally suppressed energies.
Shocking, really.
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>>516339771
Imminent heat death LETS GOO
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>>516339771
>sun is exploding
it's called winter, silly nuck
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>>516339771
it's because of earth based climate change obviously
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>>516339771
NASA is not the truth.
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>>516340633
>The Sun is slowly waking up
uhhhh bwos?! Melancholia watch party?
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>>516340581
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>>516339771
the great filter could still be that intelligence takes too long for stars to last through it.
There is even debate that life had to start on another solar system because of the average time it takes to develop advancements in evolution.
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>>516339771
>Our perpetual explosion continues to explode!
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>>516340049
People like you did more harm to the release of those files than anyone in the government desu. You are retarded, annoying autists and have singlehandedly driven any reasonable discussion about the files or their release into the ground by constantly doing this lol. They do the same shit on reddi t. Any bad optics get covered up with “erm ok but where are the files heh” no one actually cares including you.
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Well this explains the entropy causing chaos on earth right now.
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>>516341492
You Will eat dog food for 10 years Before you become cannibal.
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>>516341011
> a white dwarf...
Ayyo,..nigga dat be raysiss
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>>516350972
i hope all their hats blow off hahahahaha
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>>516339771
get a fucking podcaster in there stat
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>>516339771
Who else had a dream where the Sun exploded and engulfed the Earth instantly?
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>>516343593
Wrong
Wrong
Wrong
Its Boomers fault, you must be a newfag here
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>>516340049
>Literally anything to distract from the Epstein files.

when we told you the Jews control everything, did you think "everything" didn't include the (((sun)))?
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>>516339771
IT’S GLOBAL WARMING
WE NEED TO PAY MORE FOR EVERYTHING
AND EAT LESS MEAT

YOU ARE LITERALLY KILLING THE SUN
IF YOU DON’T BELIEVE IT, THEN WHY IS THE SUN MORE ACTIVE? CHECK MATE.
THANK TOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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>>516339771
>THE SUN IS EXPLODING

A star is a equilibrium state between explosion energy and gravity pulling it back.

It is always exploding.
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>>516340274
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>>516344594
This way buddy
https://youtu.be/iNhReadndGs?si=t06T2R7Se-kEay3u&t=1563
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>>516353059
A++ meme
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>>516340049
this is a bot
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>>516353059
lol
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>>516339771
Does this mean next winter won't be cold?
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>pls stop driving and flying you are warming the planet
>we must tax the fuck out of you because planet is warmer
>it has absolutely nothing to do with the sun btw
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i hope it explodes before friday. I have a book report due and haven't even started it.
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It's finally over
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>>516339771
CALL GRETA
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The local news was talking about aurora activity here in New England.
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Read Isaiah 24 and Revelation
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>>516339771
pajeets dont know how celestial bodies work
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>>516339771
>fake and gay faggotry

Oh boy, time for the basedence crew to violate all basics of applied statistics again. It’s funny how the one thing that actually undergirds all objective knowledge, mathematics, is always discounted by the modern basedence apparatus. Probably because it blows a hole in all their practices and clearly supports God. These retarded niggers have what? Less than a century of actual data on the sun’s activity? Maybe a couple of decades’ worth using remotely modern instruments?

>omg based off of our infinitesimal sample size of data the hecking sun is like changing slightly and is going to blow up because in 2005 number said X and now it says Y!

EMPIRICAL. SCIENCE. NIGGERS.
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>>516340415
This. We’re technically living in an ice age right now because we’ve got ice caps. There’s many times in the planet’s history where that wasn’t the case.
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>>516357317
So how did they escape then?
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>>516357317
>le great filter

lol. Lmao.

There is no sentient life beyond man, the universe isn’t billions of years old, and you’re a mental retard. Literal sci fi fantasy retardation

>heh it’s been like 14 billion years and all the star dust magically formed into six gorillion planets and stars and then you just need the lightning to strike the minerals on water world or some shit and after another 3 jewrillion years you get consciousness just like ours

Mental. Retardation.
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>>516343105
>>516353059
A micronova ? At this time of year? At this time of day? In this part of the solar system? Localized entirely within planetary area?
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>>516339771
>Climate Change incoming
Oh dear, I'm afraid that it's only something that a tax will fix. #BlameWhitePeople #TheSunIsHotterBecauseOverPopulation
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>>516341492
>being locked in a bunker filled with apes and jews
I'll take my chances in the wildfires
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>>516363660
>This. We’re technically living in an ice age
Please don't tell me it can get warmer than this hell.
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>>516339771
>the sun is waking up
wtf does this mean
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>>516366076
It means that the Lake Of Fire is a real thing.
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>>516340018
Rapture will happen on Sep 23rd, 2025. Look at Michael Jordan prophesy.
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>>516340581
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>>516339771
That'll get rid of these fucking demonic jews. The rest is acceptable collateral damage.
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>>516365054
lets hear a better explanation
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>>516339771
we better cut our carbon emissions! PAY A TAX
STOP THE SUN
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>>516340210
good retort anon
now, lets see those Epstein Files
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>>516362247
Your inability to avoid the fact that Trump is a pedophile, doesn't mean anything has been automated about it.
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>>516342741
That's still about as long as complex multicellular life has existed on this planet. We're barely at the halfway point.
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>>516340210
>You're like a vegan with that retarded shit.
What's retarded about being vegan?
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>>516367096
It’s called God, dummy. Consciousness is a metaphysical property which cannot be derived from material processes, there is zero explanation for how “abiogenesis” could occur purely materially because it’s literally impossible, it’s the same logical leap as denying the law of first cause or non contradiction (also innate metaphysical properties of reality)

Modern naturalism is so incoherent.

>um the Big Bang happened because, then it was like 6 gorillion years, then magically life formed, and after 6 gorillion more years humans came around and emergent consciousness happened because

This is unironically presented as “empirical science” by the secular jewish order of the new world, despite it being categorically non empirical by definition. Every dating method that modern science uses to retroactively apply narratives to the distant past is completely unscientific. We have no data, no records, no reason to assume consistency in the passage of time and the rates of change of half-life’s, etc under the same materialist/naturalist context that this narrative attempts to justify. Modern “science” will measure the rate of change in the half life of an isotope and get 50 years worth of recorded data, assume it has always progressed at the exact same rate universally, and then work backwards to invent billion year time spans that go drastically beyond what’s reasonable to project using any method of applied statistics in mathematics. It’s all a fantasy story, it’s the same level as sci fi genre slop you’d read from some retard in a bookstore dressed up in artificial authority and misinformation.
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>>516365130
In this economy???
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>>516339771
I know why, it is 3I/Atlas
>>516340018
FPBP
>>516340049
SPWP
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>ahhhhhh it's man-made solar change, give me more taxes
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>>516368200
The commies are behind the solar charge.
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>>516367672
yeah i knew you were going to say sky wizard man
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>>516368623
>sky wizard man

God is existence and reality. But if there was a creator, and within his creation all of human nature and experience was embodied and sourced from that creator, the idea that it wouldn’t have fundamentally human elements within its own being to provide the basis for human nature is itself absurd.
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>>516341492
If the sun would "crash" in to earth (it would be swallowing earth) no bunker on earth would help. What a retarded thing to say.
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>>516340018
To travel the distances of space you must master physics so that you can either travel faster than light or bend space to travel. Both of these likely require a civilization to use up so much energy and resources that both their planet and sun are completely depleted.

What this means is any space faring civilization has likely consumed their own sun, and the only way to escape certain extinction from the supernova/red giant that comes with your suns death, or before you consume your planet's resources (humans seem like they will be able to like the other planets in the solar system so we're safe there) is to consume your sun so you may leave and traverse the vast distances of space.

The technology and manpower, both physical and mental, to do this I would anticipate is impossible for humanity because we do not possess enough collective intelligence; Atlas 3 won't be an alien spaceship because extraterrestrial species who have already gotten past the 'bar' so the speak aren't going to be interested in letting warring apes in on their intergalactic club of infinite resources, diverse knowledge collected from every alien species over the eons, and whatever else they have.
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>>516368758
yeah no thanks
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>>516368758
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the sun will blow up in 2 weeks (and nothing will happen)
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>>516368623
Basedence requires larger leap of faith, and suspension of belief than thelogy.
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>>516369184
S(O)YENCE*
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>>516339771
>ITS HAPPENING!!! THE SUN IS EXPLODING

Hallelujah

Karmic justice is finally here for Planet Evil

Hopefully my prayers will be answered soon
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>>516367921

Don't care, buying tsla calls
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>>516339771
But here's a guy who knows why. (They wdn't listen to him though. Still won't.)
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>>516369115
>surface of the sun explodes in a fireball 50 times the mass of the earth
>Nothing still happens
Lol
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I recommend a competition to find a solution to the problem.
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>>516339771

Praise the fucking LORD. I will not have to sit around this unholy reality much longer. Don't even bother sending your son again to redeem us, just nuke this filth-infested planet with the force of 10M supernovas.
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>>516368935
>>516369049
This critique seems to rest on the idea of presenting God as a “man” and then pretending that it’s absurd. Not only is this an obvious mischaracterization, it also completely fails to justify why it’s more ridiculous to assume a personal God rather than an impersonal one, given humanity and human nature is at the center of creation and the universe. It’s patently retarded, to me, to think an impersonal, abstract force is responsible for the creation of personal, human nature. It’s incoherent and violates the law of first cause.
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>>516369184
religion is the same as believing magic exists, people dont go around saying harry potter is real? pure horseshit
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>>516340415
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>>516369590
Magic is a relative term. A modern computer would be the same as magic to a person from a century ago. The fact that you don’t understand something and thus dismiss it as magic is the more poignant observation here.
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>>516365130
Can we see this micronova?
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>>516369783
hi ahmed, your god isnt real either
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>>516365160
Or moar corona.
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>>516339771
Don't worry about the Sun

The Earth Extinction Asteroid will hit first
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>>516369900
Please don't remind me of how hospital patients died during lockdowns
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>>516340675
I have a dream
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>>516369503
I'm beginning to have hope again. Fuck this life
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I don't give a shit about the NASA being ignorant cunts. They don't even know a shit about our oceans and they are on Earth, why am I supposed to believe they know any fact about the outspace?
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>>516369312
I'm praying and manifesting as best I can. Only nature can deliver us from evil.
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>>516340581
So much truth.
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>>516339771
Fuckong hopfeully
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nasa sucks
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>>516339771
it does it all the time retard
it's like a giant nuke or something
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>>516339771
He awakens...
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>>516369851
quite frankly, i dont care, life goes on wether or not you believe that there is some divine being behind everything, my life is about enjoying my life and not some faggy god who needs constant attention
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>>516370313
You've got a good eye and a good heart

Both of them are glitches in the matrix of otherwise total evil
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>>516339771
>SUN IS EXPLODING
Please let it fry Israel first so we can see a real holocaust before our demise.
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>>516370108
Some of the coldest stuff I ever heard of...or witnessed.........
And I still think the "corona" part had to do with solar activity, or something beyond it.

>>516370403
No.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1LwYbPruyw
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>>516340274
jeet stream?
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>>516370842
imagine the smell
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>>516359761
I don't doubt it. They have control of the weather too thru harp and weather warfare. They can reset timelines thru cern and alter reality in ways your mind can't comprehend.
Fuck freemasons
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>>516359398
Not me but I have been feeling better and "lighter". I think the happening is here. Chuds will rejoice soon.
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>>516370652
You’re free to do as you will. It’s not my place to determine whether you accept the truth or not.
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>>516366076
It means I'm waking up the Jews/masons and have had enough of the bastards
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>>516367001
Nothing but full planetary destruction will save us from the judeomasonic monster.
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>>516371595
i dont care what the truth is, why are you trying to shove it down my throat despite that fact?
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>>516339771
Praying for a 4000° air blast over Tel Aviv
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>>516370596
The dark sun vs the sun.
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>>516339771
feel like I've read this once a year for 20 years
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>>516339771
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>>516343105
NOW I'm ready to go. Couldn't face the end without the warning from Micronova Anon.
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>>516367279
>if we keep up the spam, the files will be released in 2 weeks flat.
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>>516339771
12 days to wait
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Srry i meant 14
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>>516340018
>tiny rock will cause 150 million times bigger Sun to notice
No.
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>>516339771
She done run off and took our only chicken
When I broke jail, the house was burnt and bare
The Japs move the plant back to Osaki
Some days life just don't seem that fair, I don't even care
I'm telling you I just don't give a damn

I gave all my best years to that woman
All she gave me was mouths to feed
Miracles straight from the loins of Jesus
Since Charlie blew off both my testes
1969 Cam Ranh Bay, it was a massacre

My oldest son was born an Albino
My youngest uh, is covered in hair
The middle one says he's a "homosexual"
The other seven have gone, I don't know where and I don't care
I just don't care

Get your Yankee ass off my property
Don't care if the bank gave you a deed
This farm's been Cuyler land for generations
Since we beat back them snakey Japanese
In the war of 1812, bring our boys home

Somehow I got spinal meningitis
Injecting all that hairspray in my spine
Its a super cheap way to party
If you aim to kill some brain cells and some time
Good luck trying to get that child support check from me now (Won't be able to)

My dreams are all dead and buried
Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode
When God comes and calls me to His kingdom
I'll take all you sons of bitches when I go
Let 'er blow
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>>516340775
>700 million billion years.
There is quite literally zero chance you are right about this. You have no workable scale. What marginal change are you measuring?
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What are the odds the sun does something to totally fuck our magnetosphere and then we are totally at the mercy of solar radiation? How long will we have before we're all incinerated?
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>>516341492
Obviously Gay Niggers from Outer Space. Duh. I heard you were in it as an extra.
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>>516339771
I told you faggots to worship the Sun
but you didnt listen
now its too late
you cant stop whats coming
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>>516339771
I sense that the sun god will destroy our modern civilization.
Some solar flare will take the whole electric grid down and we won't know how to rebuild it.
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>>516344189
Underrated.
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>>516339771
I don't know why, maybe it's a PURE coincidence, but it's still crazy, I don't know why I had random thoughts like that where I was telling myself that the sun was going to get bigger and that we were going to die, just yesterday and then I see this thread. Maybe human beings have a kind of "premonitory thought" in common that manifests itself in everyone when the end really comes?
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>>516339771
It’s so that I can be an action movie star and save us all
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>>516374601
Ra
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>>516352394
I checked and everything has gone completely black outside. I hope we are all going to make it.
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>>516374709
If the sun gets too uppity, we'll just nuke it to calm it down.
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>>516339771
A SUN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
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>>516374640
(((Modernity)))
Sounds based. Tired of this Jew world and its golem.
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>>516374761
Creatures that can kill you spawn at that time. Stay safe. They have night camo too.
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>>516339771
>nasa doesnt know.
Better shut down the economy and force vaccinations.
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>>516374950
>force vaccinations.
Only on vaccine deniers this time. Everyone else already took it.
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>>516339771
Bombard it with indians that'll fix it.
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>>516369326
Nice Electric Universe reference, brother. You would be very welcome on this 8kun board:
https 8kun dot top /catastrophism/catalog.html
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>>516375019
Not the sun vaccine. Everybody needs at least 7 boosters before returning to work.
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>>516369900
>Can we see this micronova?
no
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>>516375118
8 kun is insane. You can make a board? That's nuts.
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>>516339771
Fucking finally.
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>>516339771
I'm not gonna allow the kikes to scapegoat me as the antichrist this time. I have something big planned. Fuck you chuds for calling me the devil.
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>>516341492
The obvious choice is Fellowship of the Ring.
The main problem is what if everyone else picks the obvious choice so we only have copies of the Fellowship?
Should I pick Two Towers or ROTK? What if everyone thinks the way I am and no one picks Fellowship?
Worse, What if the people I'm stuck underground with pick movies that aren't from the Lord of the Rings? Is it my duty to kill them all?
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>>516370098
Nah. Will either explode nearby or electrically repel. The earth is negatively electrically charged.
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>>516339771
Just as the aylmao schizos predicted.

It will be good, Dont be afraid.
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>>516370308
We can easily measure the sun's output because it's fucking huge and relatively close to us (in outer space terms). Sun is constantly shooting its solar jizz all over the place and the only reason the earth hasn't received a radiation bukkake is because the magneto sphere bats that shit away from us before it hits.

If the earth ever stops having an electromagnetic force field we gonna get it right between the eyes.
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>>516374738
All hail the Sun God,
For he is a Fun God,
Rah! Rah! Rah!
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>>516340018
>Notice inferior species on planet
>Decide to dominate their asses and make them slaves
>Send probe to trigger massive solar storms and solar maximum to fuck with their electronics and throw their tech for a spin
>Swoop in with fleet right after
>Enjoy your new masters monkeoids
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>>516375258
>8kun
Yeah, you can do what you like so long as it is legal. Dedicated purpose boards.

Catastrophism needs its own board as it sits between /x, /pol, /sci and /his but has no home in any of them. Sort of wandering of a Jew subject as it has been around the oldest, since Plato and legendary times.
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>>516341582
It's impossible to say or read 'Black Hole Sun' without singing the rest of the lyrics in your head.
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>>516367672
I was looking to see if any comments correlated the sun's activity to disturbances in our unified consciousness. Yours was as close as I could find. What are your thoughts on that?
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This isn’t new and I’ve been posting about it from prophecy for years in advance and then for years as the prophecy (from thousands of years ago) plays true.
Christian prophecy.
You can watch videos of ministers from the early nineties and earlier telling everyone that this exact thing would happen exactly now.
Non new fags have read it here on /pol
>memeturd…
Nope. On holiday. Not any tranny or a pootype.
Just been at a party tonight dancing with top tier A list entertainers, exclusive resort party. I wish i could tell you who without doxing myself. My sister just asked the captain of a ship if he is Benny Hill. I feel like a bigshot and i didn’t even have yo jangle my pocket change in front of the homeless this time.
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>>516343105
The only source I trust



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