https://x.com/Monarch/status/1968794957998899654Lord Miles was/is a key figure on the alt right and in recent years had been hanging out with people such as the Taliban (I don't support this) just saying he was a crazy guy.Recently he started I think a 40 day fast in the desert to copy Jesus.He randomly died during this fast.
>>516519610Shit. No way. Vaxx status?
>>516519610>Fell into coma>Given glucose IV without his consentHe was in a coma, he couldn't consent to anything. By that logic they should have just left him in the desert.
>>516519610He took the deal with the devil, but he did so seeking godWish the lad luck in faking his death.
What a fucking retard. >hey guys it's based if i kms
It was a BET?That's retarded.Never heard of him. It's sad that he died doing something stupid.
>>516519610>40 day fast in the desert to copy Jesus.do Christcucks really?
>>516519610NoooooFake?
he faked his death before so why should I believe this now
Rough looking 26 years.not eating then dying isn't random.
>>516519955Good samaritan laws cover that. Unless he had a dnr tag, which I doubt.
>>516519610> Recently he started I think a 40 day fast in the desert to copy Jesus.I hope not. That would be sad, as that’s not really feasible for someone who’s not Jesus. Oftentimes Christians get very passionate about being “like Jesus” but need to remember that only Jesus can be Jesus.
>>516519610>Muh eceleb
>>516519610>stop eating>dielmao retard forgot jesus was god thats why he could do it
>>516520076No, not really. Christ had plot armor
>>516519610Any confirmation on this?
>>516519610Damn the woke right became such pussies that just being alove kills them
Being skinny and going on a 40 day fast is a dangerous proposition now my fat ass could probably do it with no problem
Huh? I hope it’s fake. Dude was pretty cool. Way cooler than that faggot Charlie kike
>>516519610>more food available than at any other point in History>Starve to deathLOL, what a retarded nigger
>>516520318The average American could survive a 40 day fast easily but they'd still need water and electrolytes.
>tries to copy God >is shocked he dies
Holy fuck. He'd been posting extremely based shit lately tooThis is fucked.
>>516520407Chuds FTW
>>516520380Yeah my well pounded pussy
>>516520380Polymarket. Money's involved, so probably legit.
>>516520407Post rolls
saw him in a video where he visited afghanistan.pretty stupid way to die desu
>>516519610I don't believe it.
>>516520407I can handle fasting. But 40 days is pushing it for anybody. You also liquid retention from eating food. So even the water you drink won’t be absorbed very well and your asshole will look like the Ganges.
>>516519610wtffff i loved this crazy nigga i cant believe he died in such a dumb way
>>516519610Fake and gay.This faggot was livestreaming yesterday and looked fine.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCD1L9uiMRY
>>516519610BullshitI dont believe ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCD1L9uiMRYThis is from 1 day ago, he looks fine
khashoggi moment
>>516520570using the ecker too eh ? lmao
Dude lived with the Taliban and he got taken out by some gay Roganbro fasting
>>516520482*bussy>>516520486RIP bummer
>>516519610>Recently he started I think a 40 day fast in the desert to copy Jesus.>He randomly died during this fast.jbolhe didn't have a guardian angel I fear
>>516520443Probably need hospital observation 10-15 days in. 40 days is over a month. Even psychologically just a few days without a scrap of food is punishing. You would be severely ill after that even if you had fat stores to chew through.
>>516519610The Arabs killed him. Death to gaza
>>516519610>>516520244How does he have those eye wrinkles at 26 years old? I'm 10 years older than him and I don't have crows feet.
>>516519610Jesus wasn't in a fucking desert. He was in the fertile crescent! That shit became a desert after the wars.
You idiots need to stop believing everything you read. This is a bullshit to manipulate polymarking betting on the outcome of his fast.
>>516520373>No, not really. Christ had plot armorAn euphemism for saying that he was largely fictional.
>>516519610So he faked his own death? But why?
>>516519610naw bullshit
>lordSeems like a complete narcissistic cum guzzlerhttps://www.youtube.com/@LordMiles/videos
Yeah he live streamed yesterday so unless he died really fast in 24 hours it looks like it's fake
Poisioned by Israel
to baited hook withbated breathour hero rushes tohis deathand sweet release-one final jest!is granted in his dying breath
No fucking way Lord Miles died from that after all he's been through
If we really want to dare him to do something dangerous we should bet that he won't eat street food in rural india
>>516520727>40 days is over a month.big if true
I really wanted to see him conquer North Sentinel Island. What a bummer. I hope he's not actually dead and the betting odds are just being rugpulled
I can fast for maybe 5 days at most. I don't have enough body fat to keep going.The average American through could probably go a couple months with water and electrolytes just by burning fat.
>>516520978Because the Taliban is still mad at him for pwning them playing Super Smash Bros on GameCube when he was supposed to be their captive
>>516521006Kys
>>516519610I said it was a dumb idea to fast for 40 days in the desert
>>516520482Post pics of your creamy swollen pussy
>>516521006he is but he does batshit crazy things so hes based
>>516519610>dont eat>diewell fuck me, im glad i saw this
Fasting is based. You shouldn't do it for too long if you're very skinny though. If you're fat you can literally fast untill you're skinny. You can stay alive, be healthy and feel good as long as you are drinking enough and at least getting salt. Don't let jews scare you into not fasting, it's awesome.
>>516519610>He randomly died during this fast.LOL!
>>516521281I thought it was Haiti
Jesus did it.
>>516519610He took the fiat-food idea literally lmao
>>516520076A friend of mine did that. Not too terribly hard when you are fat. But the desert is a challenge because you MUST have access to water and preferably electrolytes.
So miles is walking with Christ now i guess he finally realized getting away with It wasn't an accident.But just like the pastor who handled rattlesnakes and never got bitten until he was in front of a camera my boy miles shouldn't test the lord any longer.
He's been getting 10-20 viewers on his streams over the past few weeks doing the desert fast. If he died for this after being the king of danger tourism, it'd be an embarrassment.
>>516519610The hilarious part is that "40 days" is an ancient meme meaning "a really long time", not literally 40 days. Maybe we should understand the holy scriptures and not just read them?
>>516520727>You would be severely ill after thatYou don't know anything about fasting. The first three days are hell, and then you are in the fast and its easy. You think about food all the time but you are very steady running on ketone energy and you will only start having problems if you lose too many electrolytes or try to work.
Lord Miles was Zigger filth
>>516519610He's alive. If he's water fasting, he's good for a month. My fatass casually did one a 3-week fast, did some light work too.>>516520727Just drink salted water. Fasting is becoming trendy for detoxing your body that people will actually water-fast one month out of a year with nothing but water and fasting-salts.
Please tell me this is fake /pol/
He's just trolling
HE DIDNT DIE, THE RETARD DOCTORS KILLED HIM
>>516520443>The average American could survive a 40 day fast easily but they'd still need water and electrolytes.100%>>516520727https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast
>>516519955can you even english ? he fell into a coma cuz of the IV
>>516521484Jesus was also God made flesh and was able to turn water into wine.
>>516521857could be market manipulation maybe
>>516521819You were fat, Miles was/is not.
>>516519610>making up a fake story to get (You)sI hate lonelyposters
>>516519610>dude was my ageFuck I've wasted my life
>>516519955>given glucose>fell into a coma
>>516519610>randomlyits not random. fasting is dangerous and stupid. even the top fasting clinics always have their subjects consume a minimum of like 400 calories per day while theyre fasting. your blood pressure can get dangerously low and some peoples metabolisms respond unexpectedly and they can have cardiovascular episodes. the evidence for the benefit of fasting is super meager anyway. fasting is just a dumb thing to do.
>>516519610>just deprive your body of nutrients bro, it's good for you.Fucking idiots. Fasting was a slave cope, because those fuckers were starving half the time.
He had been uploading videos daily of his fasting. Hes on day 28. https://www.youtube.com/live/bCD1L9uiMRY?si=BUoC-cYpxel7Ev3m
>>516519610I knew it. I knew he wasn't safe in that desert. Saddest loss since Apetor.
>>516522364Take off your memeflag so I can agree with you more.
>>516520354Jesus was actually a mexican and just very fat
>>516520727I did 14 days to the hour last year. and I was doing farm work the whole time. the last 3 days I stopped working as hard but aside from that it wasnt that bad.
>>516522069Jesus was a Jewish messiah wannabe who was ordained by a guy who was basically a diploma mill of his day.He tried to gather a following to revolt against the Roman empire but failed and got executed for treason.
>>516519610Ok.
>>516522364You are a stupid fuck. The human body is designed to go without food for awhile. 3 meals a day is incredibly unnatural. Food every day on time in great quantities is unnatural. You domesticated nigger idiot.
>>516521249Can't confirm
I hope it isn't true, he was /ourguy/.
>>516522309Occasional water fasting is super healthy up to somewhere around 3 days, but people take it and go overboard to the point that it becomes super unhealthy. Or they dry fast which is unhealthy from the get-go. Mental illness
>>516522513You go without food for a day or two, not 40 days, idiot.
>>516520486>polymarketbetting on literally anything and everything makes me feel sad
>>516522500Okay but that's irrelevant, the book that he based this challenge upon calls Jesus God and says that he can turn water into wine. Stop being a midwit, no one cares that you are a based pagan asatru.
>>516519610Why do people try and match Jesus out of their own egos? Like mimicking the crucifixion and getting struck by lightning.He is literally God stay in your lane chuds
>>516519610>1 guy, no evidence, no anything
>>516519789Lol. He didn't eat food, but what about the vax?
this is fake. the guy on polymarket who posted the tweet has yes shares. the only other "evidence" is from some new twitter account with zero activity claiming to have contacted the hospital and some no activity account posting fake ai videos. people are just manipulating the market lul
>>516519610Vaxxed
>>516522618I recently did 36 hours willy-nilly; actually the first time I've fasted. It was really easy actually; the only problem is I got a little headache less than 10 hours before the end of the fast. I could definitely stand to lose some weight so I'm thinking of doing it more. Not sure how often.
>>516520881> This is a bullshit to manipulate polymarking betting on the outcome of his fast.Who is doing this and how are they try to sway the odds? If we bet on the opposite outcome we might profit too.
>>516522841Miles will post again in 3 days after exiting his tomb.
>>516519610What a loser. I love 3 days of no food or liquids. I gotta do that soon.
>>516521536This. I did 35 days. I was young healthy and was a bit fat. I took some salt and glucose. Don’t do it under extreme circumstances and with low body fat.
>>516520978Probably cuz he was a fucking glownigger with too much attention on his persona
>>516522841https://polymarket.com/event/lord-miles-completes-40-day-water-fast-in-the-dessertit's bouncing back
>>516523029No you don’t have to be fat. I’m not at all and can fast like a champ. I swim in those waters. You would lose your shit if you saw me physically and what I’m capable of with my mind.
>>516523132everyone realized it was just some random dude making shit up lul
>>516519955Do you understand how blood glucose works you fucking moron?
The ultimate rugging
>>516519789Fully vaxxed with the jesus vaxx
>>516522204Its all good anon, Battlefield 6 comes out in 3 weeks lol>t. been back on gibs for a couple months and am going to do nothing for a week after BF6 comes out other than play vidya, drink, coom on my gfs face and shit and piss
is this how you can make money? just trick niggas on polymarket?
>>516519610Has to be a troll. I don't beleive it.
what is considered water fasting?i barely ever drink water. maybe one small glass a day.
Wait 3 days... just in case
>>516520514He kept going there, even had an apartment there
That's crazy if he's actually dead. I water fasted for 21 days before, ate on the 22nd and that killed me, lost 16 kilograms, hair was falling out like crazy.
>>516521651@blastinrope is that you
He may not be dead guys. There is financial incentive for there to be deceit.He is also the kind of guy that would fake his own death, so there is that.But he is pretty based, I hope he is ok.
>>516522722nigger you don't even know if the x post is true
>>516519610he's not dead retards
>>516519610This faggot can eat a bag of dicks, for all I care.
He didn't beat my record of 31 days
I don't believe it
>>516519610Fools dont realize Jesus was fasting on his urine
>>516520318> that’s not really feasible for someone who’s not JesusBehold a man much stronger than your puny “god” (a kike).
>>516519610if he died he died of medical malpractice it seems. Typical.
>>516523029The proper way to fast is a urine fast. Cuz your urine has all your critical vitamins, minerals, enzymes, etc etcI would NEVER do a water fast longer than 3-5 days unless I was at one of those super expensive water fasting clinics in Sedona where they monitor your shit.
>>516519610>40 day fast in the desert to copy JesusJesus Christ dude you need to supplement with bee stings and beet juice enemas if you're gonna try something that hardcore.>>516521451Damn I was really looking forward to the reconquista of haiti, now who will lead us
>>516524052At least quote it from scripture: John 4:32
>>516522956Do a juice fast for that
>>516520318>as that’s not really feasible for someone who’s not Jesus.it is feasible. Jesus was showing that he, as a man, could do it. It's possible for anyone to do it.
>not replenishing energy and forcing the body to catabolise>believing that calling this form of slow suicide, "fasting", somehow negates its effectsSneed.
>>516519610its easy not to eat for 40 days, walk over the water, turn water to wine if you are just the son of the fucking god
>>516524052>>516524510the shit vile minds will come up with...
>>51652281740 days isn't THAT long to go without food.
>>516519610literally who
>>516519610SHOULDA DRANK SOME FUCKIN SNAKE JUICE
>>516522841lel clever idea now lets see if they get arrested for it.
>>516524611Proverbs 5:15-21
>>516519610I've never heard of this guy but this is sad. Any autopsy report available? Dying of fasting seems like a cool way to go to be honest
>>516519610>Starve yourself>Die>"How could this have happened"
>>516519610this is the man claiming he died. probably just to buy the dip
>>516522817a 40-day fast is feasible for almost all westerners
>>516524530Drinking sweet juices is better for losing weight?
At the end of the day though, he's been pretty much actively pursuing death for over a decade
>>516522500I don’t even consider myself Christian but Jesus was a money guy who tried to help people and got railroaded by the Merchant for it.
>>516519610What the fuck?
>>516519610Christinsanity claims another white man
>>516519610
>>516524692All he had was electrolytes which snake juice pretty much is
>>516519955>>516520069>>516520354>>516520407>>516520443Are those guys who do three day water fasts and come out shredded lying? The internet says that's good for you but the internet also thinks that people have enough stored calories to survive that. Then those same people will say to guys with shitty genetics that they "aren't eating enough" lmao.....
>>516519610>He randomly died during this fast.It wasn't random, he starved to death from not eating.I'm sure Count Dankula is devastated.
>>516519610he wanted to commit suicide a long time ago, that was just an excuse sadly
>>516519610and then he comes back 3 days and reveals it was a prank
>>516519610All these 90s dudes all dying left and right
So proof when? He disappeared for like 3 years last time and then came back
>>516519610>>516522685An Internet personality role plays as Jesus in the wilderness for (You)s and people make online bets on the outcome? This is peak dystopian stuff.
>>516526500Just like Jesus He was going to kill himself once but 2 girls started talking to hims about Jesus and he converted
>>516519610Wait.. Lord Miles? Isn't he the guy that was raising a private army to adventure around in Haiti?I was literally going to sign up, but you have to pay your own way, supply your own gear, and the recruitment stuff repeatedly made it clear that you'd probably die and be left behind.Hm.. If that's the same guy, looks like the niggers got him.Too bad no American lords do any cool shit like that. Imagine if Elon just starting invading shitty countriesto knock off a few nigs for kicks. At least he would fucking pay his guys.
>>516524510
>>516519610His fasting streams were boring, he died for nothing
>>516520727Connor Murphy did a 40 day fast and he was already pretty lean when started. It did consume all his muscles tho
>>516526988How the fuck do you not eat for 40 days lol?
>>516519610Poor retard.I rjis threads when Taliban started a coup in Afghanistan.
>>516526285if youre a fat pig you can easily do a 7 day water fast with proper salts. its not fun but its weird after 5 days you just forget what eating even is like. very humbling I'd say.
>>516527197He streamed the whole thing so it's legit. The human body can survive much longer if you have enough fat. This fat fuck survived over a year without eating. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_Barbieri%27s_fast. Now going without water is another story you will end up dead between 1 and 2 weeks. Anything above 3 days is lunatic territory.
>>516520443>The average American could survive a 40 day fast easily but they'd still need water and electrolytes....and still be overweight
>>516519610>don't eat for days>dieIt wasn't random
THIS NIGGA IS GOING TO RISE LIKE JESUS
>>516519610-1 ziggerReally happy about this one
>>516527367I've done a 2 week fast, and I swear after day 2 it was so easy, freakishly easy. Hunger just went away, after day 7 my energy actually went up like my body was like "here you probably need this mode to hunt better" I think anyone who tries it and actually gets by day 2 will be surprised how easy they are to do.
Also this nigga on YouTube did a 150 days water fast https://youtu.be/C2aN_rraGQM?feature=shared
>>516527367I did 14 days before when i was fatter and i doubt anyone would have noticed a difference. I'm a healthy bmi now and could probably still do 40 days if i had the resolve, i'd be pretty skinny by the end though.
>>516519610Died of ligma.
>>5165262853 days is very different from 40. But that they come out shredded, yes they're lying. Your body does have enough calories stored to survive that unless you are a skeletor.
D:
>>516527564doubtful it was from fasting itself unless he just didn't drink enough water or get enough nutrients/vitamins somehow. it is pretty dumb though. Jesus probably didn't even do this shit.
>>516527468>Americans are so fat and dumb>reeeeeee why is my country so irrelevantEveryone worth a shit left Europe no less than 200 years ago.
Absolute Darwin award
>>516527697yeah but her ate cum on day 31
>>516520727You people are so clueless.
>>5165196101 post by this id. You can't bother to engage, I don't care.
>>516526285If they're already low body fat it can make them look a lot leaner because glycogen retains water. Bodybuilders will abuse diuretics to shed that water weight, but before they get back on stage they'll eat a candy bar or something similar to get pumped, the body will start shuttling glucose back into the muscles and exaggerate vascularity.>>516527700I did a 14 day fast when I weighed 170lbs and got down to almost 150lbs. But it was mostly water weight, when I started eating again it came back pretty quickly. I'm 6 foot and was working a pretty intense job at the time too. Still had plenty of energy until that point.
>>516523810Hello Anon.
im convinced the fasting thing is just pure hypochondriac hysteria at this point. Sorry guys it just doesnt make sense, all animals will eat as often as they practically can, there's 0 reason that there would be a physiological reward for not eating, when food and eating is the number one priority for all organisms and skipping a meal could mean death if you get unlucky. All hunter gatherer people would find the concept laughable
>>516524168Swedecuck.
>>516520076That was Moses.Also RIP Miles
Are we still invading Haiti bros? Don't tell me I got jacked for nothing
>>516522956Vidya has it all wrong. Once you pass that first major hunger mark like u did ur body switches to starvation mode and you still have days of energy before real trouble>t. Wrestler for 15 years
>>516528138In his honor, we will prepare for battle. Ready weapons men, the shores of haiti are near.
Show me a picture of him before he died. Until then I assume dehydration.
>>516519610LOL. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. All that stupidity he did was entertaining so, pressing F here.
>>516527781The biblical claims that people went without food for months are annoyingly dubious>but someone said soNeat, its probably bullshit like most other things people wrote about at the time.Ancient texts should be considered children stretching their imagination considering how few people knew how to write and why the implications of only a select few being taught to write creates conflicts of interest. As literacy expands we scorn the idea that "everything on the internet is true" but somehow believe that everything these literal shills wrote was true.
>>516519610Literal who? Guy looks like AI generated image
>>516519610Callum has tweeted since this tweet was made and hasn't mentioned Miles being dead, so I highly doubt it.
>>516527651It’s your body doing a changeover from carbs to fats. While you run out of carbs to burn you will become lethargic and feel like shit until you start using your insulation as a fuel source. A high fat protein diet can keep you on burning fat.
>>516519610I was talking to him last night on his stream this is fucked up, I checked his stream earlier and saw that it wasnt online I did wonder what was up. Fuck me homie.
>>516523308The senior designer, and pretty much all of EA, supports the Kirk assassination and considers the Trump admin. and the entire media to be a fascist apparatus. You probably don't care but just lettin' you know where your money is going
>>516528138>>516528199We must prepare the m2 browning f150s in his name...
>>516519610>Recently he started I think a 40 day fast in the desert to copy Jesus.>He randomly died during this fast.this is ironically my plan if I ever wanted to sudoku, I feel like suicide would be penalized and I would reincarnate as a nigger or jeet. starving myself in the forest seems to be a nice way to cheat and reincarnate as a japanese or european or even better a whole new world unlike this jew controlled prison planet
>>516528424These fad diets are so gay. >I'm going to make my brain starve because I don't want to actually put forth any physical effortIf you dont have carbs your limiting your brains potential. Simple as. Looking good is not worth being a functional retard when you can look good by not being a lazy piece of shit.
>>516521536>>516523029I made it to day 32. I felt like I was dying by the end.
>>516528488>thinking you can trick Godhow jewish of you
>>516519610>Lord Miles was/is a key figure on the alt rightlol
>>516528060>when I started eating again it came back pretty quickly.It was the same for me, i went for a few 20km walks well into the fast and it wasn't a big deal.>>516528088Is there not a difference in mentality between a well-fed animal and a starving one? When you're hungry your body incentivizes you to go do a strenuous and taxing activity to get food, skipping meals is just an unnatural way to get to that natural state.That's the thinking anyway, i personally just felt restless mostly with a low attention span.
>>516519610Why have the last few months been so cursed??
>>516519610>Lord Miles was/is a key figurethat must be why I never heard of him.
>>516519610Muh dick
>>516519610thank god, that preening cunt was insufferable, zero redeemable features, the hair plugs were the cherry on top for me, what a cunt
>>516526285You can easily calculate weight loss per day because of 0 calorie intake. People are amazed you don't need to eat every 4 hours. The body has fat storage for a reason.
>>516519610Boo. His posts were funny. I hope he ate least was drinking water. My longest fast has been 2 days which isn't hard I know. I hope he did meet God.
>>516524305>fast so long you deplete glycogen>no longer able to convert it to glucose>get hypoglycemic>get attention way too late>get dextrose into a life sustaining range >brain is already fucked>nothing to do but remove supportive careShut the fuck up you retarded nigger
>>516520076Charlie kike said he would force his underaged daughter to have a baby if she was raped by a nigger. Yes christcucks are this insane.
>>516520978polymarket market manipulation
>>516529027Good point on the restlessness, I was busy the whole time so I never thought about it but I definitely slept a lot less.
I'm about to go all in on him completing the fast. Monarch posting about his death seems just a bit too perfect
>>516529370I was under the impression that glycogen stores in your liver and muscles are all used up after a couple days. Then you go into ketosis.
>>516524168is that even a fast then?
>>516527651That never happened for me and I've done tons of 1-5 day fasts, longest I ever did was 7. I just feel progressively worse and more hungry each day every time, to the point where I have a hard time believing the people who claim hunger disappears and you feel better by around 72 hours aren't all just lying to fit in.
lmao at the goyim going to the desert
>>516519610who cares, why do these faggots always have to announce what they plan on doing? just do your fasting without telling anyone, document it if you really that pathetic then make a documentary about it
>>51652844069.99 CAD, literally meaningless amount of (((money))) up here, IDGAF. Can burn up some time while my gf is working afternoons and I am inbetween fucking a neighbor a few floors down lol.
>>516529412What if she was raped by a Jeet?
>>516519955You can consent in a coma, every coma patient I've had sex with was fine with it. Y'all gotta get out more.
>>516529837In my experience, it does get easier after a couple days. It was almost like some kind of high. BUT if I thought about food, I would get heartburn. That sucked bad. Also, I noticed that my sense of smell gets a lot sharper until I break the fast. I wouldn't lie to you, anon. I promise :^)
>>516519610>survived Afghanistan three times>survived Ukraine>survived Anthrax island>survived that fucking island full of poisonous snakes>dies in a fucking Saudi hospital due to medical incompetenceDoes this mean that the trip to Sentinel Island is off?
>>516529959Idk ask charlie kike - oh wait nvm
>>516527197By taking the food you were gonna shove in your penis massager, and instead throwing it at children or the homeless. For 40 days.
>>516520925Tru
>>516529837You might be one of the unfortunate folks who are genetically predisposed to hunger. A lot of people claim they're always hungry but it can be a genuine disorder.
>>516519610>the alt rightThe alt right never existed you retard.
>>516519610steve jobs died because he believed that fruit juice will cure his cancer
>fastingThat is called starvation.
He will rise on 3 days.
>>516519610This dude was so annoying man, he would shill taliban merch in every video and pretend like they weren't a terrorist orginization. He got out of being a captive and became their PR guy.
LARP
>>516520318They wanna be like Jesus but they forgive child traffickers and serial rapists.The last thing Jesus is, is a hypocrite.
>>516529959Why, you going to give it a go Mumtaz lad? Just make sure to call up your cousins and uncles to have a go on her at the same time, I know you like that weird shit.
>>516529155ok newfag
He "dies" like every three months then comes back
>>516530077> I would get heartburnFuck I was going to try a fast for that exact reason. My heart burn is so bad many nights I can't sleep laying down. And no I don't have a shit diet either. I am fat though
>>516530376they aren't. The Taliban never did terrorism.
>>516530440No I said Jeet not a paki. Both of us know he'd keep the paki. You must know very well of that, right Lewis?
>>516519610https://x.com/Monarch/status/1968794957998899654?t=mUEJmXs7rQugr1cykVZJSQ&s=19RIP IN PEACE
https://www.youtube.com/live/bCD1L9uiMRY
>>516519610Oh wow, the TOTALLY-NOT-A-CIA-PLANT went somewhere with no witnesses and quietly disappeared after there was a significant shift in the political landscape in both America and UK? I expected more from TOTALLY-NOT-A-CIA-PLANT Lord Miles. Shucks
Good lol this retard praises brown people in Afghanistan all day while claiming to be a Catholic while those brownoids he praises actively killed out the few remaining Afghan Christians
>>516519955>they should have just left him in the desert.Yes
>>516519610Wtf they got Valhalla in Afghanistan, too?!
>>516530592Same thing innit? I know it takes your whole extended family to hold down a 12 year old girl on heroin
>>516530612Which christians have they killed? They didn't even kill the last two Jews in Afghanistan why would they end up killing the christians?
>>516530520I have read from others that losing the weight did make their heartburn go away. It's worth a cursory search if you're serious. Use the snake juice recipe for electrolytes. /fit/ sometimes has a fasting general also.
>>516520318Jesus isn't real bro
>>516530520all fat people have bad dietsno fat nigga has ever gotten fat from eating too many salads
>>516530257it probably works in 1st stage but not after you let jews poison you with chemo
>>516530726You sure seem to know a lot and in vivid detail. Seems like you're more eager for that to happen than anyone else. What weird interests the British have developed
>>516520354It's also how you know Jesus was white.>half God
>>516530737Ask him, he made a video about The Christians of Afghanistan and admitted they're persecuted now, especially under Taliban. Oh wait he's dead I hope, so you can't ask him.
>>516519610no fucking way, I was watching his fasting streams from time to time. I can't believe he's dead what the fuck
>>516530595what day was he on? how many winning bets?
>>516530833Everyone knows what you do now, normies even know about you guys gambling on dog fighting and being massive alcoholics lol. A lot of the tolerance you guys got in this country was because people genuinely didn't know the sleazy things you got up to, now that's changed.
>>516520076They all cheat as well. Paste. Or energy bar. Etc. When people say "Fast" it's not literal apart from not cooking or having a meal. Did ancients. They prepared better for it. Various Monks had rituals. They did it ritually. However fruit was not disallowed or honeyed water etc. No meals. When they went to desert it was with what they carried.The Bible is a hoax in the fact none of it is real. Reiterated. Reworded. Rewriten.There is a version of the bible with no miracles and no resurrection. Another Jesus had wed. Who cares. Except even Blaine did it better. Dehydrating in a desert is fucking dumb.Why are people calling him the Right?
>>516530918Let's see that video then. Because from what I know of the talibs they wouldn't hurt christians. Shia on the other hand....
>>516529837I went in expecting that fully, but really hunger just completely stopped for me. I had the perception of people going through it like you describe and that is what I was mentally prepared for. But it was the opposite for me, and other people I talked to.
>>516529951No wonder your country's gone down the drain
>>516530983Alright relax I'll have a round of your daughter if you're so desperate about it. Chill. No need to get so pissy
>>516519610AN INDIAN DOCTOR KILLED HIM!!
>>516521427You will get hunger pain after about 5-6 days though. I fast regularly due to poverty n shit
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>>516519610oh so he starved to death?Also word of warning for those planning to do a long fast. Refeeding syndrome can happen if you start eating a lot right after a long fast.You have to eat little bits throughout when recovering from near starvation. Otherwise you will die from the your body's reaction to the reintroduction to food.
>>516519610You need to eat to stay alive?This changes everything!
>>516519610literally who?
>>516519610nothing of value was lost
>>516530991Actually monks drank a super dank porter /stout type heavy ales. They were ripped off their tits for Lent.
Huh, It's almost like the body is not designed to handle extremely high sugar content or extreme diets.Its almost like the body wants you to eat a salad and then a whole grain meal or soup.
this is why you just eat food when ur hungry
>>516531054Your time's over, even in the drug trade Albanians and Roma are absolutely dominating you guys now. Even your madrassas are full of African kids a foot taller than the Paki midgets fat off roti and biryani.
>>516519610>Recently he started I think a 40 day fast in the desert to copy Jesus.
>>516531122I blame ancient texts. too many people survived for very long time without food or water as they claim. with water it's obvious since you can see how thirsty one gets without drinking all day
This would be worse than Charlie Kirk dying if true, but it's probably another attention hoax like the last time he "died."
https://polymarket.com/event/lord-miles-completes-40-day-water-fast-in-the-dessertit's hillarious, those that heard the news are selling off, those that didn't are buyinghttps://i.imgur.com/EWiQJJ4.png
>>516531001Yea. Various mead etc honeyed water. The fast simply meant a trial. It's tge same globally in all temples and traditions. Globally holy men do weird things ritualistically. Becoming delusional when they do them. They see demons under those extremes. Their own demons. Hallucinations occur like sleep deprivation the same on depriving of food for length periods. They go mad. Literally
>>516528488Jain monks dry fast to death while meditating once they get old and feeble
>>516520785>is somehow shocked people have different featuresi had "crows feet" when i was 20
>>516519610Honkeys keep dropping like flies. Finna fuck your ass up cracka
>>516528797Your brain is made up of fats and cholesterol you big retard. Carbs literally give you brain fog but I guess you can eat your bag of chips and oreos anyways.
>>516531186Except don't eat high in sat fat and high refined sugar.Most people, 99% of fatasses in america to get healthy they just need to buy 15 salad kits a week for lunch with some fruit and maybe a nature valley bar as some sort of dessert, and make whole grain turkey spaghetti or some chicken alfredo whole grain rotini at home for dinner with their fat asses.It baffles me how americans cant just eat a normal fucking whole food diet. They HAVE to go to mcdonalds, drink sugary soda, sweet tea, energy drinks, eat candy bars, eat pizza, eat steaks, eat burgers, eat BBQ.
>>516519610even on his death photo he looks fat as fuck
>>516531739Imagine being done over by a macronutrient lmao nigga eats a slice of toast and faints
>>516529951You're a piece of shit.
>>516519610>international meme traveler retard part of multiple international incidents that would get many people killed>dies in the most retarded mundane way possibleGuise, maybe he really was a spook.
>>516519610Dies copying Jesus… I think we know part 2 already.
>>516532057Feeling hungry Gupta mate?
>>516519610No fucking way. Doing a 40 day water fast was retarded. People tried telling him. Also, fuck these people if this is a joke or the got him so he couldn't win the bet.
buy dip. isn't he known for these stunts? fake death using only social media notice would be a card up his sleeve.
>>516526285No one is dying of a three day water fast jfk
>>516529995Another nursing home worker of color.
>>516531739Our ancestors hundreds of thousands of years back, the genetics that formed all dietary nutrition in modern humans didnt eat like a modern carnivore. They were hunter gatherers and they didnt eat high fat livestock meat like pigs or cows and meat wasnt even 100% their diet. They ate a lot of berries and carbs too.They ate lean lean meat with like 1-2g of total fat in 100g raw until fire was discovered and fruits. After fire I'd assume the fat was even less due to loss from heat.Compared to modern beef you get at the store its 8x higher fat content. Pork is even more fatty at 20g per 100g so 10-12x in some cuts. Steaks contain 22g fat per 100g so its well over 10x the fat content of what modern humans wouldve ate.
>>516531805i make my meals
this guy just did more to btfo jews and christcucks than any of us. based. rip kang
>>516519610RIPalthough that's a fucking retarded way to die, and not in a fun way
>>516519610mods, where's the sticky?lord miles was more important to 4chins culture than captain kirk
>>516519610Who?
Skinny niggas shouldn't do long fasts. Fatties can tho. I used to fast constantly. Longest was only 11 days.
>>516522069dropped your award kang
>>516532442He's fucking dead bro
>>516532367Nobody does a water fast. David Blaine didnt either.Then it was dried fruits, honey water, and paste of various content that's employed everywhere that does the fast from a ritual of any extremes. No meals does not imply no food, neither does fasting, when it implies no meals.Who cares in this topic. Idiot went to desert. The desert beat the idiot. It has claimed countless
>>516531805Man I don't even buy convenience shit like that any more. My diet is like 90% oats, rice, potatoes, fruit, vegetables, chicken breast and yogurt these days. Dirt cheap, has too many pros to list. Sticking to low fat diet mainly and abusing randle cycle logic for occasional cheat meals/days is goat. Effortless maintenance of single digit body fat and I can basically eat whatever I want as long as I don't go full retard. Easiest and most satisfying diet I've ever tried in my life and it costs fucking nothing.
>>516533162Me I only eat twice per day and just drink water and lose weight but I eat a heavy salad lunch with a main course and then a big dinner maybe a small thing of oatmeal with an orange for breakfast if I'm hangry in the morning. I never go over 1500 cal a day and I do minimal sedentary exercise.
>>516519610Give it 3 days, he’ll be back on Sunday
>>516519610Look at the celebrating jeets in these replies. Hope he comes back just to piss them off again.
>>516519610I knew one of these stunts would eventually kill him it's just surprising it was something so boring
