Putin shits and pisses into a bag while on holidays and brings it home.
>>516546254I should do this
>>516546254would you?
Modi does the same but he transports an entire street with him
>mom found the poop case it's over
>>516546254Do his guards take turns or is there a special one who collects the poo.
>>516546654he squats over their scooped open hands
>>516546254You know what this implying? They actually tried to collect his poop, but apparently failed. Thus, this frustration.
>>516546254Putin's poo flew over my house
>>516546254I do this at home anyway
>>516546654Special agent ranjeesh eats it on the spot
>>516546769I wonder how much money putin's poop is worth to them. Is there a per kilo price?
>>516546769What would they do with it?
>>516546595kek
>>516546254You have to be really believer to walk after someone and collect his shit. I could not do that job no matter how much it pays.
>>516547022All said in the OP pic.
>>516547052what if it was Sanna?
>>516547160>Sannaлoл
>>516546254It's by itself an admission that something fishy is going on. Why else would he be so mindful?Anyways, it seems that being inside the Kremlin walls for too long fries the brains of anybody.
>>516546254Wouldn't all world leaders be doing this? Otherwise all their shit is being collected at the UN by the CIA? Did MI6 just collect Trump's logs for analysis?
>>516546254All world leaders including the US president do this (one of the secret service is assigned to it) since it got out that Mossad was analysing the shit of leaders to determine what health problems they had. They even made up toilets for foreign dignitaries to use to steal their shit and all.
>>516546769Come on, it's in the name>Poo-tinYou know life is not a simulation because the writers would be fired.
>>516547255Trump stores it up until he's back on the plane
This is common among all russians. They always have a backpack on when leaving home. The shartenpack as it is called came about in the late 1800s when the russians got a taste for poo, outside of the loo. Even India has taken interest in this lately, it is seen as one of the signs for a coming multipooping world by the farting shamans of Blyatstok.
>>516546254Smart really, probably his KGB knowledge.
KEKImagine Putin's excrements price on a black market.
>>516547558they will check the legitimacy of it by analyzing a sample and comparing it with a fart sample they siphoned from the air
>>516547635DOUBLE KEK'D
>>516547022Witchcraft
>>516546254https://neolurk.org/wiki/Cклaд_гpязиhttps://neolurk.org/wiki/Cтapaя_кoпипacтa:Boвaн
>>516546254so does every american president
>>516547022Eat it to steal his powers.
>>516547770> wakaba messes up the cyrillic text.
>>516546254Kim brings his own toilet with him when he travels
>>516547022when you eat somebody's shit you can read their thoughts.what do you people even learn in schools this days?you can't swallow it though. The effect works while you still can taste it.
>>516546654He shits in a litterbox and pick it up with his bare hands after.
>>516548056>>516547022You should try it.it works with animals too.don't forget to post here results of your adventures.
>>516546254It's referred to as the pootensharten bag among Russian inner circles.
>>516547770>>516547937https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wYyd7qj8io
>>516546769Soviets did that to Mao to assess his health.
>>516546254So they tried to collect his poop while he was abroad and failed?
>>516546254You don’t?
>>516547022Easy to develop special non traceable poison
Why doesn't he just eat it? Then he wouldn't need to carry around an extra suitcase. Idiot.
>>516546254so, Kash Patel does the same but just for "convenience and keeping up appearances"
>>516548907no, I donate it to needy jeets
>>516546254CLEAN IT UP VANNY
>>516550051i could bet money there are multiple witnesses to kash shiting on his hand and throwing it at someone
>>516546254a poop case. somehow i don't doubt it. this is what real journalism looks like.
>>516546254>Putin shits and pisses into a bag while on holidays and brings it home.So what you're saying is Tel Aviv watches Putin shit, and is upset he won't allow (((them))) any DNA samples. Weird.
>>516547022it can fetch a high price in the brown market
>>516546499Lol
>>516546254Why doesn't he just flush it down the toilet?
>>516546254George W Bush was known to do this too.
>>516546595Kekd.But from his perspective it makes sense.
>>516546769You're not thinking like a RussianThis clearly implies that he collects foreign leaders' poop to analyze their health
This must be true if Literally Who? posted it on twitter.
>>516551984but he has been doing it long before he became president
>>516551934In case the toilet is connected to the poop-sampler, so that nobody knows that real putin is dead and his favourite artist panin took his place.
>>516552158its definitely true, its been part of russian spook doctrine forever for whatever reason. Stalin had a laboratory dedicated to analyzing mao's shits and constructed psych profiles based on the turds https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-35427926
>>516546254Literally based thing to avoid MI6 and FBI espionage.Putin is a smart man, we just dont see that enough.
>>516547022Diplomatic gift, saar
>>516546254HE SHITS IN A BOX!
>>516556309kek the exchange of poop demonstrates complete trust
>>516546254Based
>>516556309let me redeem the kiss saar
>>516546254Nonso that his enemies do not get his DNA. Coz.USA can infect anyone with cancer and kill him. They had developed DNA specific attacking cancer virus.
>>516546254based if true
>>516546329I bet you had been stupid enough to give blood,donate blood. They know your DNA,.noob! Or even worse send your DNA for analizies online.lol
What if Putin masturbates? Does he have a dedicated semen collector?
>>516546254It is to prevent assassination by DNA specific virus same for >>516548038
>>516557668Yes, your mother
