>2 ounces of milk and onions>2 scoops of rice>a handful of chicken bites>flat crunchy breadThat'll be $25 dollars saar
>>516634526BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPPPP
>>516634526I doubt the pic was even made by a pajeet.
>>516634526The premium paid here is not for the ingredients listed, but for the lack of poop, flies, and whatever disgusting shit is usually in jeet food.
>>516634526>fecal residue>pinworm eggs >Salmonella
>>516635042>Hepatitis A
>>516634702That still doesn't make sense. It should not be more expensive than Chinese food
>>516634526literal braap fueli love it
>>516634526Trying to find a cheating way to make tikka masala but haven't gotten it yet.Any secrets?I'm trying to go as basic as possible and so am just mixing tomato sauce yogurt cumin and coriander.Do i need to cook the meat in the sauce to get the fat or what?Feel like there should be an easy way to make it.
>>516634526if you're paying $25 for that shit, you're a retard.you're definitely out of your mind eating at an unhygienic indian restaurant.
>>516634526I just had that frozen from the grocery store for $4. I cant believe how low in sodium it is. Relatively speaking. Which isn't saying much but still.
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>>516634649Duh ever single jeet restaurant puts literal feces in the food while in the back. Then they come up and hand it to you with a smile on their face. Saying some headbob shit like that will teach you saar cows concentration will make you healthier saar
>>516635206White man's Indian food.I used to choose this for my daughter - when she was a little girl.
>>516634526It’s actually a lot of onions. A good butter chicken is an onion based sauce. You melt butter in a pan and slow fry your minced onions until it becomes a soft paste then you start adding your spices and a dash of cream at the end
>>516634526Vindaloo you pussies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=va6nPu-1auE
>>516634526>7 gorillion spices>haha cheap food hahafuck that lmao, spices cost more than the meat.in poopjeet land they don´t but here they do.I´d rather make a pasta dish.
>>516635726You can just toss the sauce and meat over pasta, that's what i do
>>516635233FINALLY SOME GOOD FUCKING FOOD! THANK YOU CHEF!
>>516634649it wasn'tevery single good "indian" food you can think of was invented by British and Portuguese colonists.Maybe a few from the Mughals too.The thick sauce curries with big juicy chunks of meat? British.Indian curry is full of bones and the sauce is very thin and has a thick layer of oil on top because oil is cheap and absorbs the spices so they spread it over the rice they use to bulk out their shitty meals. It's literally just spicy gruel.
>>516635651Fuck you nigger tell me how to do the needful for quick easy tikka masala
>>516635233kek
>>516635839Taking a break from fighting in a civil war to red-pill us on different curries? Based
Indian food is amazing. Seethe more
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>>516635839Thanks bud, hope everything is looking up for y'all.
>>516634526Nah fuck off, Gulab Jamuns are delicious
>>516635206just use garam masala. it's a pre mixed combination of a bunch of different spices.
>>516636117>Gulab Jamunonce again, not a jeet invention.
>>516634526do not patronize indian owned businesses
>>516636222I'm not patronizing them. I'm saying they're flat out shitty.
>>516636219>from medieval India>not India????
>>516636219I have some and will try using just that next time. Thanks
>>516636054its pretty fucked lol they have now banned all imports of everything except fuel and (some) construction materials to try and stimulate the local economy and keep the money inside the countrythe problem is we are run by a junta and they have military thinking. they can only conceive of things in a give orders and take orders fashion.they don't understand you cannot just order the economy to get better, you cant just set arbitrary currency exchange rates or prices for essentials like rice and oil, but they keep trying and it keeps getting worse.elections in december/january so hopefully things get better after then.
I think most of it actually tastes good but its unbelievable how much they ask for it which is why i never buy it. I can get double the amount of food for half the price at any Chinese restaurant. And its the exact same shit. Rice, vegetables and cheap cuts of meat. For the price of pajeet food you can get actual fine dining like steaks and lobsters cooked by spics.
>>516635780just make aglio e olio pasta with some grated cheese and as a side make fried chicken thighs, with salt and pepper as seasoning.Probably costs me 2.5 usd per plate with 2 thighs.
>>516634526Why does every single Indian dish look like they're just cooking the sauce that you're supposed to put on actual food?
>>516636334>during the Mughal Empire blending Persianate influenceThe jeets cannot create anything good of their own. Like I said, all their "good" food has British, Portuguese or Mughal roots.If you go to any of the indian places in India, or the authentic indian restaurants in places where jeets flood into as tourists like Thailand and try to order what you would from an """Indian""" restaurant in the USA, UK, etc, they won't have a clue what you are talking about.
>>516636549Indians have for over a thousand years been deliberately bred to be a servile weak people.It's entrenched in their caste system. It is genetic for them, fitness forums all over the internet are awash with jeets bemoaning their permanent skinnyfat physiques and their seeming total inability to make gains. This is because their masters bred them to weak. It is not in their genes to be strong.This of course also filters down into how they were fed. Much like how the ancient greeks did not allow slaves to eat meat, so the Brahmins taught the lower castes to be vegetarians and only threw them scraps of meat to eat with their gruel.So coming back to your original question, traditional Indian food essentially revolves around the concept of making a slop that can be spread as thinly as possible in order to flavor the otherwise plain rice that they subsist on.
>>516636895Used to work with 2 jeets in a manual labour job, they were so weak at this job that I actually believe I could beat 10 of them by myself, at the same time. Imagine a guy unable to carry 5 2x4´s, or a sack of cement, actual cockroach people, they´re made out of gelatin.
>>516636584And Crab Rangoon?
>>516638186Not related to Rangoon at all. I live in Rangoon.It was invented by some American in America who just thought the name sounded cool.
>>516638293So the revolution we all just saw..Was that a big deal or overblown in western media. It looked pretty serious. And is Aang San Suu Kyi alive?
>>516634526I always assumed pajeet slop was cheap. Why are you eating jeep slop in the first place retard ? Are you a woke faggot urbanite or something ? Uncle Addy would be repulsed by your choices.
>>516638444>So the revolution we all just saw..You're confusing Burma with Nepal>It looked pretty serious. And is Aang San Suu Kyi alive?The military took over in 2021 and it was serious and has been fucked here ever since.She's alive and in prison but has had zero publicity or even pictures released since she was arrested. Only her lawyer gets to see her sometimes and is under very strict guidelines, he can hint at how she is "feeling" but he cannot release any statements on her behalf or he will find himself in prison too.
>>516638668You're right on that end. Sorry. I was wondering why you were glossing over it earlier. It got pretty crazy here with the charlie kirk stuff during the Nepal event and I haven't read about it since it started.That makes more sense because I'm sure I'd have heard about the junta fighting to stop the uprising. Now I understand.Well I read her book that was pretty famous and I think she means well. The junta seems to be lead by idiots last I checked. Hope they get some sense.
>>516636052Thank you SO much for sharing..
>>516635888I don't cook it - that'sxwtxv work for Pakis
>>516634579Would you like some more diarrhea with rice Saar!?
>>516635206For best results get some tikka masala curry paste online. Hard to find it outside an actual Indian market. 2 tablespoons of that into your tomato sauce and yogurt mix and you’re golden. I cook the chicken on medium high heat for around 5 min before dumping the sauce and other shit in. Let that simmer for 15 minutes. Use some oil as well.
>>516634526Indian curry is shit, both literal and not.Thai curry, japanese curry, basically any ACTUAL ASIAN curry is superior.
>>516634579
Mleccha Melcocha Style CTM Cook down either shallots or red onions in ghee until they are looking like dark paper bag color. Add tandoori masala and paprika, you now have onion tarka. Find specifically some cherry tomatoes that are kind of tart. Oil the pan and cook these tomatoes with tandoori masala, garam masala, cumin, coriander, and kasuri-methi. Don’t put away that mix. Add cashews, your tarka, and let that cook, then blend and strain back into the same pan. Let this bitch cook way down, then add in the pre-grilled chicken, green bell pepper slices, spice mix, butter, honey, lemon juice, and coconut milk powder. Heavy cream to taste. Top with more methi. If you’re really fancy use leftover tandoori chicken and the ultra secret ingredient “mawa.” Serve with naan and only naan. You’re welcome white boys.
>>516634526South East Asian curries like Malaysian, Indonesian and Thai curries are much better. Flavoured with fresh herbs and coconut milk, contain real meat and, most importantly, no fecal matter.
Goes in as diarrhea comes out as diarrhea. Wow such cuisine
>>516634526We have the recipes and we sure is hell don't need them here to make it.
Mexican food is better
>>516634526>the jew complains about the priceswhat a surprise
>>516640558Indian people cook like they hate every ingredient.
>>516634526Whitoids can't get over the fact their being replaced
>>516636895>Much like how the ancient greeks did not allow slaves to eat meat, so the Brahmins taught the lower castes to be vegetarians and only threw them scraps of meat to eat with their gruel.Man, the kikes are doing this shit here too in America with the vegan diets.
>>516634526>american "food">wheat >sugar >fat>corn syrup>salt (containing cyanide)kys
>>516641023You're literally hiding under a false flag, it's going to be fun to see what happens to you when you speak in public
>>516634526Yeah, jeet food is extremely overpriced in the U.S.
paneer is just cheese with a sauce on topalso did you know indians don't call curry "curry", they call it gravy
>>516634526I like Japanese curry more.
>>516634526"Indian food" is great, if cooked by whites at homeLove me a garlic naan, never ever eat from their stores. Unhygienic poo hand rats
>>516642147truth is all food you make your own specs will always be better than anything a store or restaurant makes you with profit in mind
>>516640558based. ty H1B bro
>>516635206Look up 30 minute chicken tikka masala by Al’s Kitchen on YouTube. I make a few changes to it though. Firstly I don’t blanche and blend the onion before frying. I fry the onion in chicken fat (any fat will do) along with the spices and garlic. Once that’s done I add the tomato paste and when it’s thin enough to all blend, that’s when I blend it all and strain. I make a few additions such as some coconut powder, tiny pinch of MSG, a cube of chicken stock and a cube of vegetable stock, and some mango chutney. I also cook the chicken directly in the sauce. No marinade, just chop it up and let it heat through until it’s cooked. But the main thing is just to get the sauce right.
>>516642011You won't do shit whitoid beta cuck keep watching your own women suck our dicks.
