How do you avoid getting vanned once WW3 starts?
>>516639488Not sure there would be any point to a draft once the nuclear weapons starts flying.
>>516639488I would be more concerned if I were you.
>>516639583It's going to be a new proxy war or the expansion of okraina war.
>>516639488we don't van people ivanthey either go to war or they go to jail when their number comes upall were pardoned by the president at the end of the last draft war
>>516639583In case you haven't noticed, the military higher-ups everywhere aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed. I wouldn't count on things like common sense stopping them from following their scripts.
>>516639488Superior firepower. Kill them all.
>>516639488I wonder what was so curious about the tree
>>516639488Once WW3 starts there won't be any vannings since the northern hemisphere will quickly be reduced to nuclear desolation.
>>516639488Let's see that fag Putin send his troops across the ocean, then again, I can see Russia sending troops into Canada, and China sending their troops through Mexico, to enter the US.
Jew haters need partyv&
>>516639488That video isn't real, but they want you to think it is.
>>516639793True enough. I wouldn’t be surprised if the majors and generals in the U.S believe that we’d support a ground invasion of Iran for Israel as revenge for 9/11. Clueless retards, all of them.
>>516639488>How do you avoid getting vanned once WW3 starts?you don't
>>516639754I hope they had to do labor in prison though. That's only fair.
>>516639911It is real. Once the war is over Zelenskyite pressgang members will be hunted down like dogs by what is left of the Ukrainian people.
>>516639488If WW3 starts there's no reason to avoid fighting. You will get a free AK and a bottle of vodka. Isnt that a pure happiness? What else will you do, hide in a ruins of dead cities, eating cockroaches and drinking piss?
>>516639488Just be an obese mentally ill retard who'd be too much of a liability at anything.Problem. Solved.
>>516639488Tell them you get car sick.Check mate.
>>516639488its called grabbing my go bag and getting on the first flight to western europe or new zealand
>>516640060>Just be an obese mentally ill retard who'd be too much of a liability at anything.They’ll just use you as drone bait or a mineclearer then.
>>516639488Carry a knife with you at all times (in your belt). Even if you grab you by both arms and legs and carry you away they're probably not going to be able to 100% restrict your arm movement because it's multiple guys working together and they won't be perfect about it. >t. got jumped by 3-4 guys once like this, pulled my knife out and they instantly reconsidered.In a ukraine type situation, they're going to go for their guns after you do this so you have to be ready to kill or be killed imo. Especially since if they capture you, you're going to be sent to the front with the other draftees before even being given a weapon, so it's a death sentence if you're caught.
>>516640032If it's real it's probably staged. Why? PSYOP force projection.
>>516640045Personally I'd prefer to fuck off into the steppes or taiga and live there for as long as I'll manage to, but you do you.
>>516640167*even if they grab you
>>516640154Our constitution prevents such inhumane things. I am sure the American one does not, though.
>>516640045>if global thermonuclear war starts because of jewish politicians, then goy you're out of options!kek no
>>516639488Being too old and having a disability on record. I'll drive the round-up van though, minivans remind me of grandma and that's comfy.
>>516639488And they saw the jews have no power to wipe a people out through wars....
Were not done with the Emu war, war on drugs, war on terror, war on poverty, WW1 and WW2 even and the cold war.They're going to have to buy an ad and make it damn convincing if they want my participation in WW3.
>>516640180but you can see them on street cams....
>>516639488These look like foreign contractors doing this shit. Not even Ukrainians.
>>516640374It's coordinated with special agent actors including the "civilians". It's all staged.
>>516640024it was a max 5 year stay in federal prison as a felon, not bad if you were just going to the meat grinder to diemohammad ali got max sentence because they drafted him and he told them to go fuck themselves
>>516640211Seems like a good idea too, if you have survival skills. Though I will stick to the trenches, its more familiar to me.
>>516640329I think Britain and Israel will get the first bombs anyway.
>>516639488Shooting.
>>516640045>Ak has no bullets>And the vodka is just 5% alcohol (because some asshole cut it short).You're fucked any way you dice it.
>>516639488Poo + pee = No draft for me
>>516639488i heard all the guys doing that are polish citizens/army basically.
>>516639488I would get a van of my own.
>>516640585but maybe longer if they had to fight in prison and form gangs. also some of them got raped
>>516641029I love it when some stupid fucker makes a shill post, but they're so low IQ they can't even make a half assed convincing shill post.>flagYep, checks out.
>>516639488Flee to Oceania and Polynesia.
>>516639488>call the related government office that oversee the conscription>introduce yourself to them in your father’s/uncle’s/grandfather’s name>tell them your son is being unpatriotic and hiding in your home>invite them in, and tell them you will help them convince him>wait until they arrive>ACTIVATE TESLA COILS
>>516641125
>>516639846Moves thr phone a bit away to avoid being spotted that he films. When danger is gone , he resumes filming .
>>516639488I have strong NO word
>>516640045>>516640211 the is the full spectrum of the russian sprit in two posts.
>>516641532based, aim for the head
>>516641532Put that POS in some rustolium over night! Just looking at that thing will make them walk away from you.
>>516641276>….. says the memeflag
>>516639488Ted Nugent methodIf you get drafted just shit and piss in your pants for a week without showering or changing your clothes
>>516641622head? i hope you meant the lower head. make sure you lock as much government resources as you can
>>516640045>You will get a free AK and a bottle of vodka.Delusional war mongering propagandist.Getting cought with alcohol is getting shot dead on spot.You get the weapon just a monute before you are sent to the assault. So you do not have the chance to kill any superiors.
>>516641276i was more asking it as a question, i recently heard that. meme flag called me the shill
>>516641658Show flag jew>>516641622I make enought of my own ammo to not care where to aimI have enought bullets to remake them in to colanders
>>516641755No you were not, and anyone with a functioning brain can see you were shill posting, but you lack the proper sufficient digits to execute it properly.Are you a pajeet by any chance?
>>516640312You will be surprised to find out that there are court cases won bases on proof of violating the constitution.The constitution is a joke.
>>516639488Shrimple >they are dragging the guy kicking and struggling Cover yourself in shit piss and cum so they will be afraid to touch you>>516640871This guy gets it
>>516640345>Being too old No. Only being too young.They all start first with.mobilizing the old.men.When they are all.gone, they go down, to the younger men.
>>516639488Change my legal name to Ivan so i can't be vanned, because i am already iVan
>>516640426I wanna do this. But no one tells me how to apply to hunt down ukr.men doe the ukr army.Imagine the power thrill you will get every time you catch a defenseless poor fag.It must feel you are a god
>>516641732>Getting cought with alcohol is getting shot dead on spot.It is now, right. But with WW3 I dont think this will matter. >You get the weapon just a monute before you are sent to the assault.Thats could apply only to forcefully conscripted. Probably.
learn how to start fires, blow up their base , no more recruits, war ends next week
>>516640727Who is gonna bomb Israel?Only one country in the entire world.has ever dared to so this - Iran
>>516639754>we don't van people ivanexcept when you do https://youtu.be/j_ATYJx1gW0?si=pO1T-rio-JD7Di3Gthis place and the whole field of peasant politics is just cope, pure cope about the actions of their betters
>>516642097You vill be vanned to apple india factoryYour life expentacy will be lower than on the frontlines
we own guns in america
>>516639488>How do you avoid getting vanned once WW3 starts?you need to be the one doing the vanning, obviously
>>51663948840 round drum mag filled with 12ga slugs loaded into a semi-automatic shotgun
>>516640619I saw a pic of rabid Hohol with hydrophobia n a trench. He contracted it somewhere.IDK if trench life is such comfy.
>>516642276better example today would be ICE i guess
>>516639488We don't have to worry about that since we're not a slav shithole like you
>>516639488By going to the draft office myself instead of waiting for the van to pick me up.
>>516639488Before you ask: Novokuybyshevsk and Saratov refineries.
>>516639488>Implying I am not volunteering to murder vatniggs if they attack my cunt, lol
>>516642410
>>516642437Stop bombing RF's refineries , nigga. They are defenseless and very expensive to be built.Wtf ia this nigga?Play by the rules. RF has not destroyed not a single ukr powerplant ,or a refinery.
>>516639583Yes, there will likely be fighting after the nukes fly too.
>>516639488
>>516642497Look at this patriot. My country.AhahahhahahThis nigga lives on 19rh century with the idea of the national state.The patriots are the most useful idiots for the war games of the rich ruling capitalist class.
>>516639488F15sYou need f15s
For me I introduce them to my M41A Pulse Rifle with under barrel grenade launcher (not shown one the pic).
>>516642276The system is the same everywhere. Or is the elitist rich ruling capitalist class against their slavesAnd until the slaves do nor realize that nothing is ever gonna change.
>>516639583That's what we all hope for.
>>516639488I'm too autistic to even join the military out of my own free will, kek.
>>516639488Pepper spray. Stock up on them because they will.be outlawed once the war has started.
>>516639754World is changed. They will ship in draft officers from another country to round you up. They did it during the French riots.
how is ukraine "winning" the war?
>>516642264>Only one country in the entire world.has ever dared to so this - IranYeah, and still got fucked up by IAF. Arabs are so useless retards.
>>516643388Iran isn't Arabic though. And Arabs have a good reason not to fuck with Israel.
>>516643128Doesn't that already constitute as an invasion? Only more reason to BTFO of them on sight.But then again mutts are a vassal to a tiny ME state, they prob won't do shit anyway.
>>516642357Seen it too, he said that got it from a stray cat. Nightmare death, to be honest.
>>516643128australian too during the covid
>>516643139Mostly by declaring they are winning the war.
>>516642983Buy ghost pepper seeds. Make your own spray.That shit is so spicy they will go blind and suffocate. It's beyond the spicy index of any commercial pepper spray.
>>516639488buy an ar15. you cant kidnap men that own ar15s
>>516639488Avoiding roads is an obvious one. You're not getting vanned if they can't get the van to you.
My first line of defence is being an expat, I'm French but live in Poland, Poland can't draft me (at least not until things get really fucky) and France can't draft me either because I'm out of reach. The second step is getting the fuck out of any country at war before they decide to either draft me anyway or send me back to France.
>>516644983>Wagner404 not found
>>516644983>heroic guy>couldn't even kill one guy point blank, got 20 years of assrape prison regardlessI think you misspelled "dumb fuck", mate.
>>516639488Wait two more weeks
>>516645014Gay faggotAt least buy smth in better caliber than 5.56x45 homonato
>>516645843Go back nigger we are full
>>516646588No, your women won't let me, somehow they don't like you.
>>516646636>tpNigger you are on 4chinksOnly woman that wants you is your mum to stop you transitioning
>>516642650nope, you are too busy vometing from radiation sickness... there is no war after nukes, only sickness, suffering and death..
>>516639488why would i do that ? i'd do a lot more damage to by letting them van me and shooting commanding officers and barrier troops on "my" side in the face
>>516647410Imagine still being utterly clueless on the nuke question in 2025.I hate you pussy ass whiney losers. You should just end yourselves.
>>516647410There is immortul joe and road wars
In america a lot of these meat snatchers will get ventilated
>>516639488im old.
>>516647410>there is no war after nukeslmao, why is it that when it comes to nukes people always say retarded shit, like nukes are some magical thing that stop everything?>get nuked from afar>there are still people around>there are still armed forces>the enemy hasn't taken anything yetNukes are just big bombs, and bombs alone don't win wars, they just help somewhat.
>>516647920Pls, educate me. I have only watched few simulations and read 2 books about it. I´m sure you know better, because you are sincere memeflag.
>>516648076Have you read any books about it or have you watched simulations about it or does this all come from your imagination?
>>516639488Lose an eye to a violent sociopath when you are 10 and they are 18. No military will touch you. Ask me how I know...
>>516648100 I have only played a few vidya and read 2 books goyim psyop books about it.I have official classified KGB redpilling documents....retarded loser.
>>516639488I work in healthcare so I'm not, in fact they will probably forbid me from even volunteering and ban me from resigning from my job during wartime, in fact they already say they will in my "war placement order".
>>516648236As I though, you have nothing. Your opinion does not matter anymore.
>>516648297Get lost then, chump.
>>516639488I pity those that think they have a choice in defending their country. You don't you fucking coward.
>>516647701This is the right thing to doKill the recrooters and other scum in the army so they will think twice when recrooting next time
>>516640045Why would I not already have an AK and a bottle of vodka? Or ten of each?
>>516648369I won´t be forced to defend. I won´t fight jew wars.
>>516644983>if i just keep saying russia vans people instead of ukraine they will win the war!
>>516648369I pity those who honestly think it's "their" country. You don't own it, buddy. And the people who do will gladly send you to defend their assets while still tacitly treating you like so much cattle.
>>516648552I think you could have that. For us its very hard to get AK without being drafted. Vodka is plentiful though.
>>516648190In all fairness, that got you out of both WW2 and Vietnam.
>>516648173Have you? Threads and some simulations based on 80s propaganda by Sagan & co. doesn't count btw., those are all retarded.
>>516647410no. there definitely will be a good bunch of emergency measures to try and deal with the massive destruction but there will be war.even countries that are not nearly as well-prepared as Switzerland will continue war.
>>516648877Yes I have. You have not. You are shill and you are not a real Finn.
>>516648998Haista sinä Tommi Läntinen vittu.
>>516649039Ok you low iq shill...
>>516649149The irony of some idiot believing nukes to be the end of the world calling others low IQ, lmao.
>>516648369>defending ((their)) countrylmao
By going to my assigned location. I can't wait to shoot subhuman russian churka terrorists.
>>516647920>>516648877Same shill who is basicly saying that you can move to bikini atolls, drink water from coconuts and you will be fine for a war. This "nukes are not real" psyop came to /pol/ about 3 years ago. Some are still going strong, even they expose themselves.>>516649244Not the end of the world, but the end of the world as we know it. I feel sorry for those who survive. You are not a Finn, so change flag, faggot.
>>516639488if Ameicans started getting vanned, the country will collapse
>>516639583>Not sure there would be any point to a draft once the nuclear weapons starts flying.thats when they take anyone with a pulse and two legs
>>516639488 (OP)- small mind: ICE raids are real- medium mind: ICE raids are fake- bigger mind: ICE raids are "real" but no one actually gets deported- huge mind:ICE raids are fake and their real purpose it to normalize vanning so that once Americans are needed to fight for Israel anyone needing to be vanned will automatically be seen as the bad guy and the public will not only not interfere, they will approve of the van
you leave puccia
>>516649412FinngolI don't make too many guarantees in life.But I absolutely guarantee you that you will never ever see, or experience a nuculear war in your life. (unless the (((elites))) make a fake n gay hollywood production of it like, with moon landing, and stream it on twatter or x or some other psyops platform, in which case your naive ass will eat it up regardless). Cuz you're sheep and your modus operandi is fear of getting your Summer Car you're working on BTFO.
>>516639488I'm not going to get drafted, sadly. I have already served my country and have severe medical issues now enough to be retired permanently
>>516649776anon.. they've already been used in combat
>>516649888And this "nuculear combat", is it in the same room with us right now?
>>516639488always carry a block of butter, lard, greasesee a van? strip, lather yourself up, and run!
>>516649941geiger goes tick tick tick just like in my heckin fallout games
>>516639488> avoid getting vannedIn culturally enriched Europe, truck of peace trucks you.
>>516650032>hiroshima and nagasaki>Shlomo, this psyop is still making this finngol wet himself at night>Mission Accomplished!Shamfur dispray!
>>516649776>>516649941You are not right in the head goal post mover. I hate to ask this but i sence some low iq posting, so: "Are you a jew, a tranny or a pajeet?"
>>516650138says the actual dogshit genetics kike who cannot even fool strangers online about his actual cultural backgroundok mordecai
By the way, you could convert to Islam. Doubt that EU will send them to war.
>>516650159You're the one making accusations of shit I never posted in your other post. And you're calling me not right in the head?I sense the essence of jeet is on your end (and head), finnjeet.
>>516639488Simple; I'll be driving the van.
>>516648649Fucking zased. Why is this mindset so rare compared to the witless cannon fodder type?
>>516650388Just answer the question properly.
