If you don't have facial hair, you're not a real man.
Yes, you are subhuman monkey.
>>516759722all human men grow beards
>>516759653nice cum catchers, friend
>>516759653/pol/ is the new /b/
>>516759653that's trueonly men have beardstwinks are women
>>516759653I grow facial hair every day, and then I shave it off because I'm not a filthy subhuman hippie.
I lasered mine off
>>516760025men can swallow cum whenever they want it comes from their bodies, it's only rare in woman's world
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>>516760253post an image of the person who wrote this lmao
>>516760253>i let some random guy eat me out and it gave me an infection
>>516759653A moustache is the only based choice
tell my beard to stop feeling like broken glass after a weekand no im not trying any jewish creams or whatever
>>516760253>we did a survey of filthy hobo faggots>apparently they are filthy hobo faggots
>>516760194This. Cleanboi gang rise up.
>>516759653You are correct. My beard is past my nips. Human in natural animal form, unbrainwashed by society. Not dragging a blade around my face to pretend like I am a woman. I have plenty of money and do not need to brag by looking faggy.
>>516759653>muh beardfuck off
>>516759653If you can only grow a mustache, you're an actual faggot.
>>516759653Isn't that the type of mistache gays would have?
Everybody has facial hair you stupid nigger
>>516759653I'm bald, prefer wearing glasses over contacts, and when I don't shave I look like the fucking söyface meme. So uh yeah thanks for reminding to shave. Now when I look in the mirror I can't help but point and make an "O" face at random products I own.
>>516759653>I'm closer to ape than human.
>get food and drinks crusting up your disgusting unwashed face hairno thanks, I'll keep shaving
>>516760253this was a fake article that cited a study that found that bacteria that lives on the beard can also be found on skin and in poop
my wife grows a full beard and I love snuggling my face into it OmO (she is not trans BTW)
>>516761709Grow it longer and that stops being an issue.
>>516760194Lumberjacks would like to have a few words with you. They're about as far from "filthy hippies" as you can get, and they grow beards like a goddamn lion's mane.-athletes-special forces-tradesmenAll grow facial hair, and these are all men in close to peak physical condition.If you can't grow facial hair, like a little child, just say so. Better to be cleanshaven than to grow three stray fucking hairs on your chin like a pubescent boy.
>>516759653>itt beardlets seething
>>516759653Only nerds and other low status men have facial hair in current year. Figure it out.
>>516759653I've developed an irrational hatred of men under the age of 40 who wear a mustache
>>516761709Stop shaving it. Past a quarter inch or so, its no longer broken glass, it's a big fluffy pillow on your chin. It hurts because you keep shaving it off and rebreaking the skin around your hair follicles when the new hair grows in. Once it's longer, the skin grows around it and it no longer hurts.
>>516764501>bald>clean shavenSo instead of söiface, you went with Mr. Clean? That's... a choice.
>yeah i grow hair on my chin>that means im a MANLY MAN>it determines the heroic actions i take>not me, i dont do that, i obey the BEARD
>>516765400Cool, shame your flag means this is the only (you) youll get
>>516765400>keep a full mustache a trimmed stubble beard because wife likes it >find out this is the "safe sleazy" style for zoomcels
>>516759653>Any of you folx up for a trip to the bar cafe? They've got the new Nintendoo
>>516765368>basing any personal choice around current year trendsThat is the ultimate söi böi move. I applaud your courage, queen.
>>516760253study conducted in india
>>516765642No pinting, only jazz cabbage and hoffman juice occasionly as a treat
>>516765632I'm with that guy, actually. Zoomies love the pornstache, and everyone over the age of 25 thinks they look extremely sleazy. I guess it's true that fashion trends are cyclical. Ron Jeremy says hi, zoomies.
>>516759653Don't fall for the "grow beard" meme.All handsome people dont have have beards. Being shaved gives a cleaner and more beautiful effectIt's like the bodybuilding meme, which ultimately only makes you look like an insecure barrel.>ibn4 receding chinA beard can be good if it's a 3 day beard and without any gaps and clean-shaven and well defined, which most people don't have. Goatees, mustaches, beards with ass hair, all of that is just ugly.
>>516759653all my hair wandered from the top of my head to my jaw.now I'm bald but already have a 3 day beard by 3 o'clock
>>516766023The fr*nch are notoriously effeminate so your opinion on this matter is less than meaningless.
>>516766369>The fr*nch are notoriously effeminate so your opinion on this matter is less than meaningless.
>>516759653Whiter than you, hulk hogan
>>516759653lol Timmy got his first hair on his chin….good for you bud!
I have an excellent jawline. So I can pull off a gorgeous beard if I want, but choose to flex my outward display of secondary sexual characteristics. Beardcels are coping.
>>516759653If your face looks feminine after a full shave, then you're a twink, btw.
>>516759653Only truckers, wrestlers and pedos have that particular beard.I guess it's obvious in which category most posters here fall into
>>516759653I shave my head and my face
>>516765280i can grow a osama bin laden beard but i just shave it cause i dont wanna look like a bum. its not like there are no hair follicles there.
my face was burned saving children from a burning house, yes they were white. I was a fire fighter. I can only grow facial hair on one side. it looks stupid. am I less of a man now dumb nigger?
>>516767719+ its itchy and gross when i spill food while eating greasy burgers and shit
>>516759653Cringey millenial hipsters ruined beards for me forever by gathering together in groups to discuss their elaborate "beard routines". It was on that day I realized beards would forever be super gay cringe. Beards are fucking gross and unless you have a good excuse to not shave, you're a cringey faggot for wearing one on purpose. Beards are fucking gross.
>>516767929if you can't trim your own beard or make you bitch do it you're a fag. all those people that go to the barbers once a week or more for a haircut etc are fucking gay
>>516767770Rad if true
>>516759653GIRL HERE. I get toxic masculinity vibes from men with moustaches because if they eat a girl out then the vagina will get all sore and when it heals it looks like herpes wounds. Sporting a moustaches basically says that you believe women are the nigger of the world at that we should paint our faces, get on our knees and suck dick without getting any pleasure back
>>516759653Of you do not have adam's apple you are not a real man.A half tranny.Better to become a full tranny.
>>516765642Had a mustache like this for a year or two. Was actually fun and stylish but when it just dosent curl right for some reason it ruins your day.
>>516768443kinda glad it's not my job anymore. I hear some horror stories about the immigrant houses. I don't really want to save them so it's probably for the best
>>516765280growing facial hair is as impressive as taking a shit. We can all do it.Stop being a faggot.
>>516762619they look like bitches, regardless of beard
>>516768578Being a firefighter in Australia must be intense considering how hot it can get already. Having to don protective suits in 35 degree weather even without flames must be fucked
>>516759653beards used to be manly until fags started using themwhenever I see someone with anything more than a 5 o'clock shadow I automatically assume they love sucking cocks
>>516759653if you have beard, you only get old white women and brown women.young white and asian women prefer no facial hair, cope all you want, but youre fighting an uphill battle for no reason if you have facial hair and want top tier women.
>>516768743it's mostly cutting people out of car wrecks. I worked in a city. there is a separate service in each state here. Country Fire Association etc. it's mostly staffed by volunteers. They are the ones that fight bushfires but you don't really fight them, just control it enough so people don't die. different job but those dudes get in to some bad shit sometimes
>>516759653Overcompensating for your weak chin, retarded incel cuck.
>>516768937Whats the gnarliest thing you got tonsee while on the job if you dont mind me asking
>>516769142the video of the building I was in blow up because the gas main went. I don't remember much. apart from that just fucked up bodies but the early internet kind of helped a bit. the first time is still fucked up
>>516759653Most men have facial hair because they have no chin/jaw.
>>516759653real men don't need beards to not be mistaken for women
