How did the Romans defeat their armies?
>>516761880
>>516761880>roided manlet who will die from heart failure at 40 and leave a widow to get fucked by migrant BBC
>>516761880by ignoring them
Well first of all they didn’t have trenbolone back then.
>>516761965Germans and their feet fetish
>>516761880Well technically they didn't, they got BTFO in the Teutoberg Forest and then got overrun by them 400 years later
>>516761981He's got a gf
>>516761880by pretending everybody with light skin is of the same race
>>516761880Posting ufc guys is kinda silly because ancient soldiers werent on steroids.
>>516762295he's built like an ogre
>>516761965Im all for ancient german wariior memes, but this type of bullshit only exists because of ufc retarded rules that the guy standing can't just kick the fuck out of the guy hanging on his feet.
>>516762295He got a weird posture, and face
>>516762283They won most battles against Germans its just that they kept coming back over the Rhine
>>516762436Rua don't get mad if nobody use the pride rules anymore
>>516762436>tf>tp
Jesus what an ooga booga phenotype Absolutely beyond grugmaxxed
>>516762295 Bless his soul
>>516762436He actually can. Thanks for sharing your knowledge
So this proves modern germans don't have own natural testosterone enough. Sad.
>>516761880The German press just straight up calls him a Neanderthal, they often mention that he lives in Mettmann which is right next to the Neandertal. I find this a bit disrespectful.
>>516761965So why is it we don't see more fighters in MMA try this hard for a take down? Usually they will let go but this guy wasn't afraid of the groid at all. Its like he knew that the black guy wanted no part of the ground game.
>>516761880Bait thread but I'm going to ask the inverse, is there any instance in recorded history where brute strength superiority defeated a militarily superior opponent?
>>516763616Maybe vikings
>>516761880Easy, they don't>>516762295Cute
>>516762436based pride would never
>>516761880with other germans
>>516762393He is a an ogre.
>>516761965>Can't finish a single leg I'd beat the fuck out of this white boy
>>516761965A sport for buffoons
>>516761880With Jewish subversion silly
>>516764388Jews didn't have much power at all in Rome. Jews hate romans more than anyone else for taking away their precious zion
>>516763703Stupid retard. The barbarians never conquered shit. The sacked Rome. Which is the equivalent of niggers chomping out and burning down Walmarts. And after every time the Roman’s responded by putting the filth to the sword
>>516761880Dude looks like he got unfrozen from a block of ice.
>>516764007You wouldn't do shit you overweight fuck
>>516761880>How did the Romans defeat their armies?They didnt + steroids werent around yet
>>516763604You need to conserve as much energy as possible and that wastes a lot of it.
>>516764113Cringe, nigger you’re on 4chan, you’re not some aristocratic gentleman
>>516762295Is this guy retarded?Retarded people shouldnt be made to fight cage matches or fighting sports.
>>516761880a midget with an assembly line and a book is better than a caveman with a motorcycle gang oral tradition religion.
>>516762295Looks British
>>516763864Why are you anti-german? Worry about your own cave-men.
>>516761965This is how an average day in America was before Martin Luther Kang and Mike Tyson stopped whitey from buckbreaking every nigger.
>>516763691Viking long ships were actually quite advanced for the time.
>>516763703Those weren’t conquerors they were the standing army of romeBecause the emperor and ruling Roman elites were retards who thought hiring foreigners to oppress citizens would somehow work out in their favorBut they never conquered anything, they were in Roman service as professional soldiers for more than a century, then just stayed there and kept the land they were already tasked with controlling when the empire fell
>>516765720All jews are anti-German.
>>516761965why doesn't he beat the whitey's head it while he's holding on to his legs? what is this retarded shit.
>>516762295I'm surprised his posture isn't an impediment.
>>516761880>manlet white kid with little muscle despite roidsJee idk anon I think a 3 foot blade will do him in.
>>516761880The romans fought like an army, collectively, using strategy, moving together. Niggas like him were just yoloing at them like retards.
>>516762295we got Brock Lesnar at home
>>516765063what else are they good for
>>516763276All russian athletes are on roids since the 70sShush
>>516766309What a gigantic cope
>>516762517they won by employing other Germanic and Slavic tribesmen as mercs. The Roman Empire was dying already by then.
>>516763309Because they dont like strong timmies, the media is litterally the jews
>>516761880they hired themwest roman army was 90% germanics in the end
>>516764570>who are the goths and visigoths
>>516761965Gay
>>516763309well he would be a Neandertaler then
>>516761880>How did the Romans defeat their armies?They didn't.
Isn't that guy known for having 25% neanderthal gene or something?
>>516766483See>>516762436The rules are you can’t kick a downed opponent in the head.
>>516761965Slow ass leg humper
The Romans love thire boy pussy to much to ever hurt them. The Romans simply fuck them to extinction.
>>516766962i want to disagree, but in the end we know where the roman empire went.what a nice, concise and honest reaction that still feels like a shitpost.have a good day, man. y'made me smile.
they were only able to contain the german menacebut germans, being retarded forest niggers who couldn't maintain a formation, were unable to push into rome until it had grown fat and lazy from BTFO'ing the rest of the world and plundering its treasure
>>516761981kys dalit you will not be missed
>>516761880We have the most prolific list of inventions and went unchallenged for longer than any other nation on Earth. You still live in Rome, you dumb faggot.
roid max
>>516763616No, they all got fucked by mongols on horseback, hunting them down from a distance.
>>516761880the Romans didn't do a good enough job in wiping out the celts and germanics.now we're stuck with bald headed, bearded overweight trucker hat wearing fucking losers who instinctively impose a morality system that's a knee-jerk reaction to what the Romans did to them coupled with the religions social justice movement devised by semites.possibly the worst imaginable outcome.the iceni deserved it and should have been the standard treatment for germanic and celtic peoples.
>>516761981How does it feel to know the shit out of his blonde arse has more testosterone than you'll ever produce?
>>516761965bro is 50% neanderthal
>>516766752Pottery, stuff from felt, little gift thingies like bathsalts or whatever.Oh and most importantly bringing tax benefits to companies.
