https://nypost.com/2025/09/21/lifestyle/rapture-might-be-coming-many-hope-their-dogs-are-included/https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/jadegomez510/the-rapture-2025-tiktokDue to Charlie Kirk's death, a pastor has said he received a vision that the rapture will be on September 23. Hundreds of thousands of Christians have responded by selling everything they own, causing economic disruption. They want their dogs to come to Heaven with them
>>516838659Christians continue to be the weak and stupid links in the chain holding the white race back.
>>516838659I think miggers have completely lost it lmao.
>>516838659Christians are the most self-destructive motherfuckers on the planet. Absolutely mentally ill.
>>516838659>trusting TikTokers known to make things up for engagementngmi
Well at least that’s like 2 days from now that’s at the very least a high confidence prediction
>>516838659Psychiatrist belongs in the ward with the inmates.
>>516838872We get it, trannyfaggot. You hate mommy and daddy so much it’s unreal.
Neat. So that boomer who has that "No lowballs, i know what i got" mustang i've been wanting will now basically give it away for pennies.
>>516838659Mass religious delusions. Could be entertaining.
>>516838659>Closed his practice permanentlyBro why not just take a day off on the dateAlso>Loony doctor goes loonyMany such cases.
>>516838955My face atm
>>516838872Christian here and what I say to any niggas who tell me the rapture is nigh is, no man knows the day or the hour. Also we haven't gone through the tribulation yet, so these niggas are way off base.
>>516838659
christians send me all your goldI will stay here and use it to fight evil or something
Alright keep me posted
I understand hoping for a rapture but why quit your jobLike what if you're wrong
>>516839099Checked
>>516839108One thing they didn't plan.Autistic frog posting.
>>516839108Sounds like poorly constructed troon cope
>>516838659Pure retardation. Bravo miggers.
>>516839040Sounds like now's the perfect time to reinitiate that haggle. Apply that silver tongue to his brain with max prejudice. Godspeed, anon.
>>516838659https://youtu.be/XVNGXArr24Y
>>516838872Early on in the faith the leaders had to issue threats to stop Christians from seeking out death via committing righteous suicide by jumping under the juggernaut and doing shit like randomly attacking Roman soldiers, because it was believed that death by martyrdom was a speedpass to Heaven.This shit has always been a problem with Christians. The eternal mooks.
>>516839199>the old man looks at the camera btw after the shotjust noticed that
>rightoids ruining their own livesit's a nice change of pace from them ruining everything
>>516838659>Due to Charlie Kirk's deathThis is stupid. /x/ has been saying that it will happen 9-23-25 since August. Stay up to date
>>516838659Remember, these people believe>Jesus will fall out of the sky>He will declare a one world government>in Jerusalem>and rule for 1000 yearsThey need to be fought tooth & fucking nail. They are not our friends, they are not our allies, & they are certainly NOT Christian
>>516838659>rapture in 2 days>can't take it with you>sell everything for... monetary gain?Huh
>>516838659Is that when 3I/Atlas is being confirmed as an alien mothership?
>>516838659Okay, Trumptards. Care to explain this one?
>>516839226Rooted not gonna ask for a source? there isn’t one.
>>516839329You’re retarded and falling for bullshit?
>>516838659Kek what the fuck
>>516838943>TWO MORE ... DAYS?WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU FUCKS 12 DAYS AGO? I'M COMPLETELY UNPREPARED
>>516839420I haven't sold off all my property in the name of Saint Kirk, so... no u?
>>516838659I'm not a christcuck,But,I think this rapture thing is absolutely not organic, and it's some kind of jew conceived narrative spinning.
Religion is a bluepill
>>516838659I'd call bullshit on this, but I've actually had two seperate crazy fucks tell me the rapture is right around the corner in the last week - one of them specifically referenced Kirk. You could see that shiny madness in their eyes. Freaked me out.
>>516838659The Rapture is nonsense.Even if you are a Christian.It's Scofield Reference bullshit.
>>516838659Good fuck all christfags.
>>516838659>>516838943>>516838955As much as I hate evangelicals there is some merit to this, feast of trumpets is on the 23rd and some shit is bound to go down because "people" want their apocalypse rituals. Also schizos have been screeching about the 23rd for months so it is...odd to see normalfag spheres (especially tiktok of al things) start saying the same shit.
The rapture will not be a physical manifestation. It is a point in time where you split either to the hellish distopian nightmare or to the free democratic society, in the concept of the multiverse. Your consciousness decides which direction you truely want to go.
>>516838659Let me know if you see any F150 powerboost platinums for sale
>>516839305Yes that's the day
Marduk Returns
>>516839199Revelation 16:13[13] And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.
>>516838659Why are they selling their belongings if they believe they are getting raptured?
Find the latest episode with Ed Mabrie. There might be something to it.
>>516838659> the rapture will be on September 23.no. retard. that's the equinox.
>>516839248makes sense, very sensible desu
https://www.tiktok.com/@sarah_g505/video/7276172550676303134Is this really where we're at?
everybody here has been psyop'd into believing that project bluebeans was about ayyliens, look into what it actually was about...
>>516838808yeah they're crashing right now
>>516839097Ass to mouth? Idgi, tfw the dick tastes like doodoo? It's your doodoo bro, you know where that dick's been
>>516838955their comedown is really going to suck
>>516838659Where are they located? Time to buy.
The Rapture isn’t even canon, just some Deep South evangelical shit that popped up out of nowhere.
>>516839099they are premillenial dispensationalists aka the most low IQ """"Christians"""" on the planet
Patriots it is all true. Pops and I are being transported to a bunker hidden in Alaska. We will be safe there with the Biden women, and I will be provided 5 dick sucking nigger tranny whores to fuck in the ass. All you losers are fucked so bend over it is the big dick. H. Dark Maga
>>516838659>no one will exactly when>oh except some random chuckle fuck (((pastor)))
>>516839515Why would people who believe in the rapture sell off their property if it’s meant to occur in two days? You typed that out and didn’t think it sounded retarded? Jesus you fucks will believe anything.
>>516838659So, with all the Christians gone, will Trump release the pedoFiles?
>>516839607the stock market would crash
Pick up a Bible and read the new testament. You won't regret the knowledge gained.
>>516839819Worried about the needle thing.
>>516838659Is it rapture like this raptor Jesus?
>>516839586Today is an eclipse.
>>516839593This
>>516839844if you tweet just a little hard and send trump all your energy he might actually do it
>>516838659I hope the christkikes don’t murder their own dogs thinking that the rapture will come poor doggers :/
>>516839099every day is a tribulation
>>516838739fpbpWorst part is that there's no such thing as a rapture and when they're proven wrong about this fake prediction, they double down.
>>516839294Who cares what they believe when it all leads to good? The opposite exists in places like Africa and South America and has turned America into a shithole. You're like the idiot in the Matrix who cant accept the program and now has to live in the fucking nigger cave having trans orgies after eating a bowl of snot.
The math fitshttps://youtu.be/i1zP6T9VrNw?si=hihDDtGLMaPVf7B6
>>516838659>rapture will be on September 23See you Wednesday, anons!
>>516838659>dey b selling dem thangs mhhhmmmYou can believe that or you can believe that someone who thinks they're leaving the planet wouldn't have need for money either so wouldn't waste their time selling their belongings, dumbasses.
>>516838659....why even sell it? If you're going to lose everything, and tuesday is the rapture, why do they have anything to themselves anymore? why haven't they given it all away?
Look up the definition of rapture. It is like pure happiness for those being. Why this would cause you to sell your belongings tho....that don't make sense. Just give it away. Or as Jesus said, let the dead bury the dead (i.e. get moving).
>>516838659Clicked the first link>asking if their dogs can come tooHoly fuck these people will automatically get into heaven because they're retarded to ever reach an age of accountability.
>>516838955
>>516839538And youtube put a rapture related video in my suggestions even though I never watch christian stuff and was seeking something completely unrelated. Algorithm clearly pushing rapture nonsense for some reason.
>>516838659watch it be true, but no one except some remote villages have been good enough to be raptured, so no one that could report on it is left lmao
>>516838659Animals don't go to heaven, they have a fight club on the other side of rainbow bridge.
ITT: trannies with mutilated cocks and Eric Stoltz in the Mask ass Chins calling Christians crazy because they read a thing a granny posted on Twitter of what another tranny said on TikTok You know maybe we are due for a rapture. Please God be listening.
>>516839329Palestine fags making up stuff on tw@er and TicTac
>>516839305Probably>>516839560>>516839771>>516839788See my other post it's feast of trumpets bullshit that's happening the day after tomorrow. Expect a psyop.>>516839743look on auctioning site, you'll have more luck in hardcore evangelical zones.
>>516838659Didn't it become viral that a south african priest said Jesus himself would appear on september 23/24?
>>516839987>Who cares what they believe when it all leads to good?This is what I very much doubt. If you think their bereft zog-loving version of Christianity will lead to good then I have a bridge to sell you
>>516839199>>516839273i like the dudes reaction that asked the final question.
>>516838659Gemini says you're a retard
>>516839294This
>>516839538>I think this rapture thing is absolutely not organic, and it's some kind of jew conceived narrative spinning.Yes.It is also QUITE well funded and psyoped to the gills.I don't know exactly what they plan, but it will probably be big.Won't be Jesus, though.Look for something over the top Jewey.
>>516839918Interesting to know>>516839099checked>>516840243bait
>>516840160Because the Christians are watching that shit obsessively, so the algorithm thinks those videos should be pushed out to new markets. It's not as if the algorithm does fact checking. It's just complex math that's aimed to go "oh shit, this has good click through rates and good viewer retention, we'll make bank from all the ads, send it out more".
>>516839987oh sweeaty summer chyle
>>516840319>Because the Christians are watching that shit obsessivelyNo they're not
You know the left if nothing is hilariously impatient and when you think of it it’s why they always fail. Earlier today they were pulling the ol >ughh everyone is fatigued and the pendulum is swinging back Mind you it’s been like a week. NOW they’re angling for the satanic panic church lady right angle as though the year were 1998 and degens weren’t everywhere you turned around in real life. These tactics are fascinating in that they signal it’s so fucking over for the left. You got nothing.
>>516839855i fell asleep two pages into Matthew
>>516838659HIDE YO KIDSHIDE YO WIFE
>>516839108based noticer guy
>>516840186Dude, tune into the event and see what everyone is doing. Half the people there have their hands up crying abd chanting like they're on lsd with depression music in the background. It's weird
idiots.
>>516838659christfag here.This doesn't make sense. If the Lord told me the rapture was three days away, quitting my job - sure makes sense - selling everything I own? wtf for? Also>hundreds of thousands of christiansdoube
>>516838659The rapture isn't biblical and most Christians don't believe in it.
>>516839099I blame the Jehovah's Witnesses for normalizing this.
>>516840200actually decent advice. Thanks.
>>516839538>>516840160Yeah no this basically confirms we're about to have a massive psyop inbound>feast of trumpets>past few weeks schizos have been harping about it on this board>kirk funeral>"organically" normalfags think the rapture will happen 2 days from nowWhat's even creepier is that most bullshit rapture predictions at least have a few months worth of a buffer, 2 days is unheard of with these types.>>516839108good post
>>516840479Link it
>>516840216Okay, so just ignore the pre-industrial era, like it never happen where most people were content, and not completely mindbroken
>>516840186the important thing is you found a way to bring up trannies in a thread about Christians selling cars
>>516840243>ai slopjeeety saar do nut redeemfuls
>>516840393>No they're nothttps://www.youtube.com/@uplifted7/videosTens of thousands of views on one of the youtuube channels about this shit. Tiktok gets crazy views for this shit.No one asked if you're watching it, for your anecdote, retard.
>>516838659You can take your $$ w/ you? I don't get it. Why sell everything?
>>516839108>ackshully getting rid of trannies is a trick kys. Nobody is going after bolt actions either you embarrassing retard
>>516838659>Hundreds of thousands of Christians have responded by selling everything they own,shut your stupid mouth
why is everyone suddenly calling rosh hashana "the feast of trumpets"? stop getting psyopped
>>516840580The eclipse inear too. Wouldnt surprise me if they try to pull a fat one again
>>516840592What the fuck are you on about? Are you unable to recognize that things change over time? You need to stop drunk posting
>>516840598Proof they’re selling cars? Trannies are demonic it’s not rocket science why they seethe at Christians
>>516839968The great tribulation that Jesus was talking about in Matthew 24. That comes before the "rapture"
>>516838659why would people who believe they're about to disappear bother selling all their earthly possessions? they can't take the money with them, so what's the point?
>>516840610You watched it and you're not a Christian. Show me a single verse about a rapture in the Bible.
>>516838659Fuck yeah. christcucks retard out harder than usual and flood the market with loads of used goods for me to scoop up on the cheap. Based.
124+ posts and not a shred of evidence any of that is happening. Libs are really fishing for Ls tonight
>>516840769My point, you retard, is that it already lead to good, for over a fucking century. Things only went to shit once jews started getting kicked out of every country and created a grift to take control
>>516839199Old man doesn't flinch.
>>516838659Why are Americans so retarded?
>think you're going to die next week>decide the best move is to sell off your assets for fiat currency?????
>>516840853think of how much chik fila you could buy with that money
>>516838659> Hundreds of thousands of Christians have responded by selling everything they ownYeah, sure, I'm just gonna call bullshit on this claim.Beyond that, yes, something is happening in the next two weeks, I can feel it.
>>516839977Well, even if it WERE real, what difference would it make if you had stuff or had money for selling it? Does the rapture have a Commercial District where federal reserve bucks or bank balance digits buy cool heavenly stuff?
This is unsurprising to anybody with a brain. This has happened literally thousands of times in history with Christians. There was a particularly bad one of these in the new year leading from year 999 into 1000. Basically dark age y2k lmao.I say this as a Christian, most Christians, especially American Christians, are retarded trash who don't care about Jesus. The only book they care about is Revelation. Everything is a sign of it. The lady forgot an amerifats ketchup packets at the drive thru? Yep that's a sign of the apocalypse. There is no reason to be politically active or care about your surroundings or community, or to try to learn everything you can about Jesus and his perfect temperament. Jesus is coming back every two weeks for the next 4000 years with his cure all that will fix all of his problems, and the demonrats will wish they were Christian.>>516838739I usually push back against posters like you, but I'm in agreement tonight. It's not Christianity, it's the "Christians".
>>516838659Are their bank accounts going to heaven with them too?
>>516840580Maybe that's when the Aliens will land and so space nigger will step out claiming to be jesus. Then retards will get on the ships thinking that's the rapture and get taken away to be slaves for space jews.
>>516841028You sound like a faggy Unitarian type
>>516840541Sell your cloak and use the money to buy a gun.
>>516841139At least he isn't a Gnostic.
>>516838659The "rapture" is only found in kike religion aka judeism. Stop calling yourselves Christians you fucking heretics.
Black Genocide or White Extinction.................................................................................. _ The murder of Iryna Zarutska _ ...
>>516841068This planet is already that. We are stuck in a loop
>>516838659I genuinely need a truck. Wonder if I can buy one for a reasonable price
still waiting on any evidence of this being real (it’s not) just another faggot-theist struggle session with made up scenarios
>>516841139>M-MY DENOMINATION IS BETTER THAN YOURSI am Catholic. The problem is Americans are retarded/not serious people. Thankfully this shithole isn't a superpower anymore.
>>516840243Why do AI chatbots keep saying Charlie is alive? I saw Grok say this too and it pretended it was just a joke people were spreading.
>>516838659Daily reminder that one of the reasons why AIPAC has their hand so far and deep USA ass, is because evangelicals unironically believe that big enough war in the Middle East will result in the second coming of Christ.You are welcome.
>>516841007That's when your mom will tell you she's pregnant.
>>516840932What the fuck are you talking about? This Born Again bullshit is a New Age delusion, it's barely existed for 60 years. Did you think I was just Christ-bashing?
>>516838659This happened in 2017 btw
You guys, Feast of Trumpets is for the second coming, not the Rapture.
Just christcuck things
>>516840575No problem anon. also try to use craigslist because that's probably what evangelical boomers are familiar with (could be wrong, follow at your own risk here).>>516840748Interesting>>516840740They're happening close to each other this year>>516841068Would be funny (no more evangelicals and jews) but very sad for the evangelicals because as much as I don't like them they don't deserve to get loosh farmed by ayys.
>>516841218You're in luck, I just saw a TikTok video where thousands of dealerships are giving away a free truck to anyone who uses the code SNEED.
>>516841328So you’re not a Christian.
>>516841178Ragnarok.Get fucked.
>>516838659Rapture already happened. This is what it looks like: hell on earth, total absence of god's light.Niggers and hindus everywhere.
Project Blue balls inc
>>516841467Nobody will acknowledge this but you’re right. If the rapture happened it was in 2012
>>516841028judeo-christians
>>516841445Of course not. Nobody is a real Christian except for (you).
>>516841579Catholics and Christians aren’t the same you fucking retard
>>516841617EVANGELICAL DETECTED
>>516838808Lol. Everyone is losing it bro. That includes you and I as well. We're all drifting further into the abyss, one day at a time.
>>516841617Oh ok. Enjoy your little rapture or whatever bro.
>>516841360>existed for 60 yearsJohn 3:3 [3] Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God.John 3:5-7[5] Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. [6] That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. [7] Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again. there are a lot more than this, have you even read the bible? Or are going to say the bible isn't a Christian text now? You're the one who sounds like a schitzo and a heratic.
Might not be rapture but another Great Awakening could be possible. The right needs something post-trump and since no man can fill trumps shoes it makes sense to rely on a religion instead. And besides where has secularism got you.
>>516841466That's Norse. The Christian apocalyse is just called the Second Coming.
>>516841445Catholics are more Christian than whatever swamp cult told you they aren't. They're more Christian than the Mormons and their constant attempts to commercialize His temple.
>>516841617>>516841685I’m not evangelical and I’ve said I don’t believe in the rapture in this thread and if you don’t respond with PROOF that people are selling their shit in the very next post you concede to lying. You concede to propagating for seethey sad fantasy scenario
>>516841764>more christianbeing christian is binaryyou either have faith in christ or no
>>516841803Nobody cares newfaggot
>>516841748Armageddon
>>516838659My best friends are Evangelical, but coming from a Catholic family on all sides, my impression of Evangelicals is that they sometimes get scammed by their own churches. I live in the Midwest so those mega church and strip mall churches almost don’t exist here, so I’ve never been to one in person I feel that way about though
>>516839305UN meets to talk about 2 state solution.
>>516841764Catholics are mega cycle imagine giving a fuck about what the pope thinks or believing you need to confess to a priest instead of God himself. Very molested behavior
>>516838659I’m sorry…. why the fuck has /pol/ turned into a forum of twitter screenshots and redditard posts ever since Russia advanced into Ukraine in 2022?! Literally almost every fucking post is either some shitty anime pic with a question or is a news update of something “HaPeNnInG” from X/Reddit
>>516841851Concession accepted. YWNBAW
>>516838659MIGA!!! Rabbi Jewsusss is rapturing me to Planet Noahide to be with Charlie!
>>516838659October 2nd is the real date to watch for.Read this post:https://www.reddit.com/r/Retconned/comments/1m0px7o/attention_at_least_one_rapture_has_already/Alt URL (easy to remember; redirects to the post):https://www.truth-now.org
>>516838659What will they do when the rapture doesn't come on a random tuesday? Will they simply kill themselves to meet their maker?
will they drink coolaid when it not happen?
>>516841883>I live in the Midwest so those mega church and strip mall churches almost don’t exist herewhat an odd thing to say
>>516841978OP was fake and gay so no
>>516841617>The Great SchismLook it up, papist scum.
>>516839654They are common money-lovers, and like most money-lovers, they do not understand Christ.
>>516839778imagine being forced to wear a diaper after being gaped by a nigger', these "patriots" are the biggest faggots
>>516842113Worshiping the mother Mary is for tards. End of story
>>516839640This interpretation makes the most sense. The Antichrist speaking in memes.
the rapture isn't even realthere is literally 0 biblical text explaining itit's just weird american christian invention cope to justify why they won't have to suffer but other people not like them willin fact the bible makes it pretty clear the most devout christians will face the most persecution and suffering during the end times
>big Christian get together today>demons seething and kvetching Love to see it
>>516841686>You are of your fatherSemantics are fun, aren't they? They say the devil's in the details after all :^) Don't think for one second these "Christians" wouldn't happily worship a false messiah if he were convincing enough
>>516841907USA will vote it down, nothing will happen. Israel can do what they want in their own country.
>>516838659>rapture happening>Selling your belongingsWhy? If you're going to get spirited away by your magic sky friend, why would you give a shit about worldly possessions?
If there is one thing I wish modern Christianity could correct course for in America, it is this idea of waiting for the doomsday clock to strike midnight.The mission of Christians and the Body of Christ isn't to go to Heaven, it's to prepare the world for the second coming of the Messiah. We are supposed to improve the world, not retreat from it. This perversion of our mission is harmful to the world at large, you can see it as Protestantism has schismed endlessly and atheism has risen in it's place. Instead of conversing and standing for what we believe in, we retreat into our own echo chambers and just think.>Well this world is screwed, I guess I will just let it rot since I'm going to Heaven anyways! What was built on empathy and unity has given way to individualist self serving, reward based faith.It shouldn't matter when the end times occur, it doesn't change our mission.
>>516842262It's evangelical bullshit and evangelists are heretics. Same as mormons and every other retard sect except Orthodoxy and Catholicism.
>>516838659How do we take advantage of this financially? Any /biz/ anons want to weigh in?
>>516838659Unintentionally based. Stop work, stop paying taxes, collapse the system
>>516841406Yo why this anime girl got the Dark Souls 1 invading orb
>>516842262Exactly, its a doctrine for weak boomers who are afraid of suffering. They really think they can just live the good life and then dodge all bad times/suffering because they are so good/special. Its asinine, and the exact opposite of what the bible says.
>>516842262spot on - all the material comforts of american life have produced a religion mainly promising a future of uninterrupted material comfortthey're spiritual pharisees, and the people they most respect and admire are literal, talmud-reading orthodox jews - actual, literal pharisees
but like if you are getting raptured why would you sell your shit like what use is the money going to be
>>516838659OH LORD THE GREAT COLLAPSE WONT BE OUR END
>>516842408This anon is correct. As it is in Heaven, also on Earth.
>>516838659>RAPTURE
>>516839495What kind of man are you if you can't toggle a diesel generator, enough particle board to cover your windows/doors/roof, three months of dried/space food, a years supply of nails and amo etc. plus some treats in two days? city folks are hopeless..
>>516838808Trump wasn't a shitty POTUS during his first term. His reaction to BLM riots prevented further escalation of violence in the country. Operation warp speed was a success as well.He got paid handsomely via the CARES act for his efforts.Shall I continue?
>>516842622is called rupture you ideot.
>>516839099The real tribulation, is all of the whoopsies we made along the way.
>>516842406Eye of the needle thing, they think they have to give it up before the rapture. Jewish trick planned hundreds of years in advance, must have come from their masters.
>>516838659>a pastor has said he received a vision that the rapture will be on September 23Sept 23 on what hemisphere tho?
There is literally nothing wrong with doomsday posting as a Christian. There should be more Rapturists not fewer. If your town doesn't have someone with a The End Is Near sign walking around then you need to become that person. Find an overpass and hold up scripture from Revelation on a piece of cardboard.
>>516838659Starting to think Americans are a lost cause. You can't do anything politically with people like this. They are all too stupid and/or insane to organize.
>>516838659if they're selling stocks, it's a buying opportunity
>>516842319Well it's true there are those who say they are Christians who are not and will fall for an Antichrist. But that doesn't proove your assertion that the term "born again" is 60 years old, it's at least 500 years old going back to the Geniva Bible and older than that in the Greek and Latin Bibles. Just take the L and read scripture before talking about it.
>>516842463It's her third eye, and she can read your mind.
>>516842780Pastors are heretics, there are only Priests. God i hate this american bastardization of our faith.
>>516842515well said, its important to remember that people so heavily deceived are not even waiting for the same Christ. Pharisees have replaced Christ with the Anti Christ and they didn't even notice the switch. The rapture people dont even know the Anti Christ comes first, they are already convinced he's Jesus. But the doctrine is so comfortable thats it difficult to reach them and get them away from it.
>>516838808JESUS IS CUMMING! Q SAID SO! HUURRR DURRR!
>>516842736Not seeing Christians being beheaded yet...but I can see the pathway to get there.
>>516838659stop tolerating faith
>>516838659why are they selling their shit? what are they gonna need money for post-rapture?
>>516840059Lol my thoughtsAre they gonna ask Gabriel where the ATM is
>>516839640So now frogposting makes me a literal satan?
>>516839199HARDCORE
>>516838739FIRSTPOSTBESTPOST.
>>516841959lol kek, in just two moar wee-er days!
>>516842855That was not my assertion, don't get emotional & jump to conclusions. The Born-Again movement was came out of New Age Evangelism in the mid/late 20th century-- that was my assertion
>>516839099Rapture will come before the tribulation
>>516842653My post had nothing to do with Zion Don, but miggers
>some nigger said and got quoted on twatter>/pol/: OMFG LOLMAOAOOA
It may actually happenYou must be born againDon’t be left behindThey will blame the rapture on aliens. You are no good, no one is. That’s why Jesus shed his blood and died as payment for your sins. Believe this and call on him for salvation. There is not much time.
>>516843143Yep. And if you ask for proof they bail or stop responding to you
>>516843194Kill yourself heretic scum.
>>516842898Its a nigger pastor in South Africa. Also Pastor is just another word for Bishop derived from Latin so calm your tits.
>>516843216jewish propaganda is so easy to spot now.it's honestly sad, i liked working to find it, now it's just blatant.
Abrahamism: not even once.
>>516843287>nigger pastor.Lmaoooo>pastor different word for bishop.No, only evangelishit, mormons and protestcucks use that word so it is heretical.Orthodox and Catholics have Priests, as it should be.
>>516843248Also Pastor is mentioned in the Bible. Ephesians 4:11[11] And he gave some, apostles; and some, prophets; and some, evangelists; and some, pastors and teachers;
>>516843248Heretic? For saying you must be born again? And believing in the biblical translation of the church before the time of Jacob’s trouble? That’s some grace you’re showing there.
>>516843248Typical Serb behavior; don't be a gatekeeper. This is why I hate the gnostics, they're spiritual elitists. Christ died for everyone, even that retarded heretic
>>516838659Fucking braindead
It's not the Rapture coming on Tuesday. I don't know what will save those being targeted.I'm sorry.
>>516843390Not in my Bible they arent. Reject whatever heretic bible you are reading brother.
imagine the narcissism required to think that the rapture will happen in your lifetime, out of the billions of humans here before us yikes
>>516843387You call you priests "father" which Jesus explicitly said not to do.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/1GFmauj8RnN8/https://jamesperloff.com/tag/john-nelson-darby/
>>516843478Textus Receptus. If it's not in your bible you are reading a dead sea scroll they found in the 1800s.
Enoch was rapturedElijah was raptured Noah saved from wrathLot saved from wrathJohn raptured in revelation 4 before Gods wrathRevelation is the time of JACOBS trouble, aka the revealing of the messiah to the JEWS. The church already knows the messiah. And God will not pour out his wrath on his own body, aka the church. The devils are out tonight because they hate the rapture.
>>516843412Yes you are a heretic. There is no "born again" You bind yourself to Christ when you are baptized, everything else is satanic bullshit.>>516843435Sure, but that doesnt stop me from calling him a fucking heretic.
>>516838659>Hundreds of thousands of Christians have responded by selling everything they own,Why would they sell everything they own. Are they going to use it to try and buy a better spot in the afterlife.
>>516838659It's gonna be a real disappointment waking up tuesday and still having to see my christian family members.
>>516839294hey, as long as jesus makes me rich
>>516843601That’s what modern Christianity thinks: that you can buy your way into heaven.
>>516838659Evangelicals do not represent traditional Christianity.
>>516839099Christian hereThere is no rapture. There is only the second coming and the final resurrection of the dead.
>>516843591That’s some insane heresy. Are you suggesting water baptism saves? Have you even read John chapter 3?
>>516839099At some point, everyone will be parroting this phrase -- "no man knows when"That's when one of these random south african megachurch preachers will getcha
>>516842806Things will only get more retarded from here.It's over.
>>516839737pray for them ... the rapture, dispensationalism, and Christian Zionism are all part of the same Anglo Zionist schizo ideology which is based on British Israelism, the ideology that the British people are all the descendants of the lost Tribes of Israel. This is why they want a 3rd temple built, and all that other Zionist stuff going down>>516843575https://jamesperloff.com/tag/john-nelson-darby/https://www.bitchute.com/video/1GFmauj8RnN8/
>>516843498>>516843579In our bible they are simply Svestenici = Priests.Our Bible is translated from Greeks and Greeks are the most accurate in Scripture.Priest is also a greek word.The term "priest" originates from the Greek "presbyteros," meaning "elder".You either follow the Greek wording and faith or its heresy simple as.
>>516838659What fucking part of "noone knows the day or hour" don't these retards understand.
>>516838659You say Doomsday like it's a bad thing
>>516843121yeah, the two are completely unrelated
>>516839199In this one, you can see the bullet come from the front
>>516843699Yes the Baptism is by definition a rite of binding to Christ. Even if you do not wish to believe in Him you are still bound by the Water and will be judged. Non-baptized go straight to hell.
>>516838659you mean americunt satanic cults masquerading as >>516841028>This has happened literally thousands of times imbecileyou can use your "digital app" to "google" how calendars worked, did they get changed, were there others in use and so on around year>999 to 1000npc retards
>>516843591>There is no "born again"1 Peter 1:22-23 KJV[22] Seeing ye have purified your souls in obeying the truth through the Spirit unto unfeigned love of the brethren, see that ye love one another with a pure heart fervently: [23] being born again, not of corruptible seed, but of incorruptible, by the word of God, which liveth and abideth for ever. You're the heratic and you're a fake getting titties twisted over what someone calls their clergymen and claiming there is no "born again" Is this an Orthodox Church teaching?
>>516842634Why would you even need a generator? No wonder why you pansy ass southerners lost. If you need anything more than wood, you’re screwed, fucking flat landers
>>516839199>camera has light on it>light goes off
>>516838659the left had a pseudo religious revival around floyd so now heres the right'sheres duttonhttps://altcensored.com/watch?v=2togWYJnWo8
>>516843809Trump's first term was a great success
>>516843020They are sending most of it to Israel.
>>516843783Textus Receptus is the original Greek text. From which the King James was directly translated from. Every bible after the King James bible has used the Dead Sea scrolls that were discovered in the 1800s. So in English the Geniva bible and the King James Bible are our closest translations. Even though they both use outdated language.
>>516844023why are the jews gonna need post-rapture money?
>>516843984Trump couldn't counter that during his first term?Charlie didn't have to die
>>516843921You cant take one word out of the Bible and idolitize it retard. Jesus was clear, get baptized, take His Body and Blood. Believe and be just. Not "hurr im gonna be born 500000 times then stop believing then be born 5000009 more times every time a new christian duuur"Absolute heresy. If you stop believing and come back to Faith you arent "born again" you NEVER stop being Christian weather you like it or not.
>>516838659>tfw mormon heavy area so they aren't selling anything and if they do it's going to be a shit pricesAh gyp.
Black Genocide or White Extinction............................................................................. _ The murder of Iryna Zarutska _ ...
>>516838659kek holy shithow can I prank my christgolem frens to think it's actually happening on Tuesday?how do I do small scale bluebeamz?
>>516844170... _ The murder of Iryna Zarutska _ ...
>>516844090it takes death for people to confront their own mortality and how theyve used it. like the quartering suddenly wanting a family
>>516838659This is made up. would've been on the news or on forums by now.
>>516844082If its Greek why is it latin then? If I made a mistake I apologize but all of what you say sounds weird.
>>516838659I dont use tiktok but this doesn't really make any sense
>>516844217what does it take to realize this country has been subverted by kikes?
>>516844142John 3:5-7 [5] Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. [6] That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. [7] Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.
>>516838659Probably a good idea to stay away from any punch bowls or Flavor Aid, and a good idea to reject any Kool Aid too since the fags buying this won't know the right one.
>>516840243Go make a correct baguette and post it with the right wine and cheese combo to prove you're a real Frenchman
>>516838659>year 2000 of “end of the world in two weeks bro”>Yeshua ben Joseph is wrong again>cryptokikes go straight back to the wellDo you people read at all?
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>>516839586Give it to me straight. Where are we on the prophesy after the Charlie Kirk murder? Is it related?
>>516844353And again, its not what you think it is. He means you must spritually move from a non-christian to a christian. Once you do that there is no more births ffs. You are Christian for life after that, God forgives everything if you repent and you do not need to give birth to yourself every day like some idiot.
>>516841329Their datasets are massive and don't have up to date information
>>516838659This could mean 1 of 2 things. A. Its just some bullshit trend that will fizzle out.B. They are serious and they are going underground to bunkers. The USA built a bunch of dumbs post ww2 meant for nuclear war. If there are christians in mass quitting and going underground then that means nuclear war will be starting.
>>516844270Cause Catholics preserved it and named it "textus receptus" means "received text"
>>516839699Can you just tell us? We all think its ayys. If you know its something different, then spill it.
>>516838659>myes goy. It's totally rapture time>sell all your shit and give me all your shekels.>that will give you a first spot on the rapture happeningThe 21% illiteracy rate in jewsa is showing hard
>>516844664Huh weird. Ok then, I shall accept the word pastor. It still irks me however that Catholics use the correct greek word: Priest yet all the other weird sects use pastor. But ok i apologize.
>>516840580I genuinely feel sorry for you guys This was 2 years ago btw https://youtu.be/7eFG4P_g800?si=forLsUaVYkJd1UBU
>>516839855What about starting from the beginning, the old testament? Should I skip it? Won't that be confusing not to start from the beginning?
>>516844989The Old can largely be ingored except for the Commandments. It's basically just a history book ever since the New was written. The New completes and upgrades on the old.
>>516844524>the black flag will fly above the domethey forgot to add>the black flag will fly above the dome >x7 chorus>50 minute meandering directionless interlude>repeat
>>516844772Like I said the King James is just the best English Translation we have because modern ones were corrupted with scrolls they found in the 1800s (coincidentally when we had an explosion of evangelical denominations that worship the jews and gnostic cults parading as christians in America)
>>516845085>>516844989All the wisdom is in the old testament. For Christians its where all the valuable life lessons are learned. Most churches spend 75-80% of their time in the old testament. Also would like to point out that the "pre-tribulation" rapture wasn't taught until the Church became Judaized. Before that it was taught that all men including christians would go through the tribulation. And that Jesus would resurrect his followers from the dead when he returned. And that includes every true Christian who has died up until that point.
>>516844989of the old read ecclesiastes
>>516845207Well ok then brother, I learn something new every day. Thanks and be blessed.
>>516845207Yeah the newer bibles are teaching works based salvation. They also introduce concepts that derive from Shekinah ( God is a woman. Jewish in origin ). Its not directly in your face but they make these small modifications that tend to lead to those teachings.
>>516845350The Old serves as a lesson sure, but the New is what should be followed.God made it clear He will not flood the world again and humans can do as they please until Jesus comes back with a flaming sword to destroy the satanic hords and Judge all of humanity based on what you did.
>>516844524Dunno tbqh, but I think a lot are gettng fulfilled.>Three branches become oneMiga getting all three branches of the goverment>An island will drift awayPossible UK civil war>A killing bolt will shine in the night but not killCould mean a lot of things, maybe the chinese blowing up an asteroid>The star will gorge itself on clayIsrael annexing more Syrian/Palestinian territory>Idols will speak and move aboutNo idea here, maybe AI generated garbage?>The black flag will fly above the domeIran>The belly of the dragon will drip waterNepal color revolution>Two voices will call out in a silence all will hearPalestine and Sudan, but people haven't been silent about either, so it doesn't fit the criteria>A rock will stand on seven hillsNew pope>The ravens will starveNot sure here, maybe the elites getting an undesired outcome.>The bear will leave its cave foreverRussian invasion of the baltics>The rod and the ring will strikeInternet fragmentation/attempted great reset
>>516845587GOD A WOMAN????HOLLLYYY HERESY LMAO.
>>516839586jews are fake so they don't read the signs correctly. The feast is today (22nd). The months begin after the sighting of the new moon. The complete new moon was last night (zero moon visible) the ritual is to begin the month the night of the first visible moon. Today.
>>516845590There is nothing really to "follow" in the old testament. There is some really powerful scripture in the old testament. Proverbs, Psalms, etc. They are ideas and parables designed to help you be a better person. Im not a holy roller Christian but I was definitely affected by proverbs. The new testament has good stuff also. Its mostly about hypocrisy though. Jesus was just basically teaching people not to be hypocrites. He doesn't teach you how to be a father.
>>516845793Ah ok I understand what you are saying now, yeah I agree.
Can I get a boomer to sign his home away to me for free?
>>516845750Good point
>>516838659Why are Americans so schizo and autistic about Christianity?
>>516839299Probably donate it as “good works” at the last minute for good boy points (Catholics are weird)
>>516845750The jews worship the moon instead of the sun. Thats why we used to have a lunar calendar.
>>516844955Thank you for confirming my point about inbound psyops>jesus took meStill not getting on the shps.
>>516846274They are going under ground bro.
>>516841918IT'S A HABBENIG
Isn't it technically blasphemous to try and predict the rapture?
>>516845969You're pretty interesting (in a good sense) anon, do you care to chat outside of 4chan ever? If so you can type some stuff here for now when the thread 404s codeshare.io/2Ep68P and if not thanks for the insight and posts.
>>516846035All the autistic schizo Christians got tired of being persecuted and came here to openly practice their weirdo shit in the boondocksIt's similar to how England ended up populated solely by sissies and retards
>>516846436Don't like sharing anything too personal on 4chan for obvious reasons, sorry. Interesting link though.
