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Out of all the languages on planet earth mexican Spanish and Italian is the easiest languages to learn for literal retards
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>>516956429
>Mongoloids can't speak mongoloid
Plot twist
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>>516956429
imagine how stupid the woman who did this shoddy research was
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>>516956429
>mongoloids
>can't even into Chinese
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>>516956429
Pretty sure this has more to do with the proximity to their native language. Sounds made+alphabet as well.
I assume this was done from a native english-speaker's perspective.
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>>516956429
Every language has its challanges. For english, it's the arbitrary pronunciation of random words. For italian it's:

>To Work

Indicativo

>Presente: lavoro, lavori, lavora, lavoriamo, lavorate, lavorano

>Imperfetto: lavoravo, lavoravi, lavorava, lavoravamo, lavoravate, lavoravano

>Passato remoto: lavorai, lavorasti, lavorò, lavorammo, lavoraste, lavorarono

>Futuro semplice: lavorerò, lavorerai, lavorerà, lavoreremo, lavorerete, lavoreranno

>Passato prossimo: ho lavorato, hai lavorato…

>Trapassato prossimo: avevo lavorato, avevi lavorato…

>Trapassato remoto: ebbi lavorato, avesti lavorato…

>Futuro anteriore: avrò lavorato, avrai lavorato…


Congiuntivo (Subjunctive)

>Presente: lavori, lavori, lavori, lavoriamo, lavoriate, lavorino

>Imperfetto: lavorassi, lavorassi, lavorasse, lavorassimo, lavoraste, lavorassero

>Passato: abbia lavorato, abbia lavorato…

>Trapassato: avessi lavorato, avessi lavorato…


Condizionale (Conditional)

>Presente: lavorerei, lavoreresti, lavorerebbe, lavoreremmo, lavorereste, lavorerebbero

>Passato: avrei lavorato, avresti lavorato…


Imperativo

>lavora! (tu), lavori! (Lei), lavoriamo!, lavorate!, lavorino!

Infinite forms

>Infinito: lavorare, avere lavorato

>Participio: lavorante, lavorato

>Gerundio: lavorando, avendo lavorato
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>>516956650
I'm pretty sure that's a chatgpt screenshot
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>>516956429

Idiot.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO NO
HOLY FUCK AMERICAN STUPIDITY ALLWAYS DELIVERS
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OP YOU DESERVE A MEDAL
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>>516956429
meanwhiles fucking gringos or germoids with 40 years living here still sound retarded and can't into conjugation because it's too difficult
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>>516956429
>consistent rules
Ahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahaha
Japanese is extremely easy if you’re not retarded. No one speaks standard Italian so whatever you learn on Duolingo is useless and you’ll always be an outsider here because no one wants to teach you dialect. I learned to speak Japanese fluently in 2 years for work and have N3 kanji memorized so far. Socç mê, some literal who says what and you niggers are all clapping seals. No wonder you guys are trying to figure out what’s easiest for retards.
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>>516958095
Calogero, why do you pretend like congiuntivo exists? It’s a hoax perpetrated by the Spanish elite that used to rule your shithole Southron city (quel di Milan)
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>>516958617
Imagine the kind of ugly weabo that supposedly learns japanese in 2 years and still lives in italy
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easy peasy lemon squeezy
now you do it gringo mongoloid
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>>516958095
>Congiuntivo
midwit Romanians all say they can understand Italian, until they come across this.
it seems completely arbitrary when it's applied, doesn't match the Romanian rules at all. not to mention you have 4 conjunctive cases to our 1.
also most of your nouns have the opposite gender. who ever heard of female chairs and male plates?
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>>516958095
So many words for work when Italians are parasite bums who don't work
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>>516956429
English is simple in comparison.
Beside the non phonetic written language, we have plenty of irregular verbs, and plurals you have to memorize if you wanna speak it properly and not like a nigger fresh of a boat.
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>>516959281
English is simpler by grammar its the retarded ortography that makes it difficult.
All because they want to larp that shakespear spoke the same language they do today.
Similar thing is with french.

If english had croatian or korean style spelling one letter one sound. It would be simplest language on the planet.
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>>516957457
No chinese is a language designed by bureaucrats. Ita not simple by design. Egyptian hyroglliphs are simpler.
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>>516959027
el plato
la silla
what kind of retard are you if you don't know the gender (it's a spectrum) of a chair or a marble
el cigarro
la cigarra
it's easy, insect fake and ghay, smokes, manly and cool
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>>516959547
meanwhile they have to read shakespeare translated into mong english because they can't into actual words, or interesting turns of phrase
imagine having to go
>"hamlet, cast thy nighted colors off" (hamlet's mommy is making a reference to his mourning suit which is dark blue because his father died)
and onwards, having to explain everything because gringos have become retarded
hell imagine a retarded mexican drunkard like me can write a parody like pic related whilst gringos can barely spell their own language
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>>516956429
the easiest language is English actually.
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>>516956517
fucking kek
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>>516956429
>english speaker claims italian is easy
Lmao peak comedy! Fyi regular verbs are the exception in italian, I have literally not once met an anglo who could speak italian convincingly, without errors.
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>>516959547
Shakespeare did speak the same language as today. Words were pronounced differently but that's it. Shakespearean English is classed as Modern English, unlike Middle English (Chaucer) and Old English (Beowulf).
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An idiot admires complexity, a genius admires semplicity. Why would you want your language to be hard?
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>>516958095
>did you know Italian has VERBS and TENSES and CONJUGATION RULES
Incredible.
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>>516960550
>Words were pronounced differently but that's it.
Yea no need to read the words as they were written just change it on the spot and invent spelling system so complicated you have competitions just in spelling.
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>>516956429
>SAAAAAAAR CHATGPT SAID SO SAAR
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>>516958095
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serbo-Croatian_grammar
Read and weep
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>>516956429
The easiest languages yet mutts cannot learn them despite half their culture coming from these
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>>516959842
The only thing not simple about it is learning a ton of characters. Tones aren't meaningfully harder than learning any other unfamiliar phoneme, and the language itself is almost purely analytic.
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Mexicans didnt invent spanish, neither is the only lenguage we speak. My matern language is Nahuatl fo example.
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>>516962519
nahuatlaca in my nahuichan??
de cuando aca!
plato de frijoles hervidos con queso de cabra y chile machucado y tres tortillas de mano y una cucharadota de salsa molcajetiada y ya quede!
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>>516962519
Macehualtin papaloah notzincamactli.
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>>516963883
I never understood why russkies know so much mexicano, one of you faggits decoded written mayan too, it's crazy
I guess it was mostly to one up the nazis which were investigating too but I don't know
the lower born, butterfly, mothertongue?
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>>516956429
If it's so easy, why so many gringos cannot learn it well when they come here bringing gentrification?
Spanish verb conjugation are the pleb-filter kek
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>>516964300
El Mexicano lenguetea mi ano.
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>>516963883
That's nauwahtl or however it's spelled
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chess players are retards becasue the rules are simple

-OP
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>>516956429
Only an idiot admires complexity. If a literal retard can learn those languages it only means they are superior
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>>516958528
Anon, that's more so because they don't HAVE to. It's INFINITELY easier to get around Mexico with ultra shitty Spanish (zero effort, really), than it is to get around Japan or China with shitty Japanese/Chinese (when you actually live there that is, we're not talking about tourists).
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>>516960160
>>"hamlet, cast thy nighted colors off" (hamlet's mommy is making a reference to his mourning suit which is dark blue because his father died)
Anon, you know basically EVERY country on the planet has to educate readers on what most of this stuff means because ALL languages have changed drastically since these things were written, right? This is a globally common complaint in literature education. I get you want to dunk on American Whitey, but you have to make your dunks actually defensible and not cherrypicked.
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>>516964717

Giving a fuck about speaking a third world language beyond conversation levels beyond the ability to get pussy is for professional linguists and literal fucking losers.

Tika nigger.
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>>516958674
It’s “southern”, you fucking retard.
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>>516964750
eres muchachilla rusa sin padre porque valio chorizo en la operacion especial?
si si, ahi voy en un momentillo nena
si no, te rompo la maizoro de confleis como le hicimos a tu compatriota en yucatan
>>516964944
well we do "try" to accomodate tourists yeah
>>516965053
we can still read the quijote in original language easily, spaniards not so much, argies and chileans not at all, congolombians and venezuelans never learnt to read, heheheheheheheh
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>>516958617
Good job. N3 is around 2nd grade level of japanese which is good because japanese kids studied it for 7 years already and you did it in 2. Japanese language is difficult because spoken and written japanese are two different languages. Even japanese can’t read japanese consistently. Furigana is used to tell reader how to read kanjis.



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