Comfy Tuesday EditionCome watch niggers beg for freedom after killing peopleStream- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BQoe-AKHcc
>>516976174he's in cuffs kektyb
TYBMeemaw has the room all to herself.
>>516976174TYB
TYBAnd this guy had a gun with a defaced serial number, 6th felony offender?How the fuck is this even a choice?
QUALITY people here
if he was smart he'd ask for a continuance of his hearing until after his trial
>>516977080Let's be honest, if he was smart, he wouldn't be a 6th felony offender carrying a gun with the serial number filed off who can't even remember how many times he's been on probation
>>516977484true
>>516977484but the gun belonged to his 19 year old son, who is either a criminal independently or partners with his dad, and he plans to prove that using surveillance footage taken by the US Marshals of himself committed other crimes.
>>516977612also he plead guilty so not sure what he meant by further litigation
Guy's head resembles a wingnut kek
this man is the victim of a vast conspiracy
>Everything I said was true?>No, not even remotely close
>>516978226he looks like a field peasant from the middle ages
is this an attempted chewbacca defense?
THE ELECTRONIC AGE
>>516978655Fucking lmao. At least he should pick it up pretty quickly if he was sentenced to hard labor.
>>516978829IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!
>>516978829Meemaw needs to make this guy shut up
Good evening frens, have I missed anything good so far?Prator getting to eat his snacks today, must be comfy
he really needs a timeline on a whiteboard
i kinda believe this guy but he's too dumb to explain himself articulately
Meemaw is fed up.
Why is meemaw alone? They've been doing zoom attendances more often recently
>>516979150More like a cork board and a lot of red string
>>516979275I wasn't on parole, I was in jail at that time!
remember to stay hydrated folks
>>516979272Prator lives on the other side of Louisiana.
>executive session>snack time
>>516979380
holy shit is this the longest executive session of all time?
So, did they forget about this guy lol
>>516980928>So, did they forget about this guy lolNo, they just gave up and said "Let's get the story straight since this guy was just rambling"
>all that for a continuanceholy shit, enjoy more jail bro
BRAAAAAAAAAANDON JENKINS!!!
>>516979636snackecutive snacksion
This guy totally thought he could confuse the board into letting him out.Congratulations, you get more time in the can
>>516976174Have I missed any excellent nogs?Any shower turd stompers today?Any ceiling birbs?>the fun never ends>this should be on the Comedy Channel.I AM READY... POINT ME AT LOUISIANA!I AM READY!
they could ease the caseload on the Parole Board by allowing LPBG to conduct preliminary hearings for revocations
>we may have fucked something up here>we really aren't sure>you get to sit in jail while we figure it out>lateryet another reason to avoid getting involved with the system. imagine if that retard was telling the truth.
>>516981483It's more fun this way.
>>516981392Black peepo... what can ya do?
MORNIN'
>>516981419So far it's been shucking-and-jiving revocationsDocket here, posted yesterday
This guy looks like a doodleanon creation given flesh
Now we'll never get that duet with Shitty!
Feral looking niggers like this should be removed from society instantly. Just look at this things vicious, violent noggin face. Why wait for him to commit a crime? Just throw this thing in the ocean
>his name is jinkins
>>516982091>typical babysitter sent by the agency in 2025
>>516982091
She said he gave her two black eyes and a busted lip. To be fair, the police had a hard time disproving this.
>baby momma drama again>>516981984I skipped yesterday because firearms is generally boring. Did anything interesting come up?
fucking lol he's going back over a bitch. many such cases. many many.
>>516982323>she was unrecognizable>hadn't put on makeup yet>women"How did she get those injuries?">dunnoTotal mystery. Maybe a nearby meteorite impact plus she fell downstairs in their trailer?
>>516982336Yesterday had a lot of Grants, most of the convictions were drug charges from decades ago and they stayed out of troubleHad a tiny chimp-out when the board voted to deny a lady, after the last "deny" vote she just quickly and angrily walked away from the podium and said something, not too bad though
"STAY AWAY NOTICE">so ah went to see herMaybe if they called them;>"STAY THE FUCK AWAY NOTICES"it might help?
>He will be doing his researchWe got ourselves a sci-ent-eest here, boys!IT'S CAGIN' TIME!
Just give him the magic programs and he totally won't beat on his woman the very next time
>not revokedWhat the fuck? White women are the worst. Anytime a white man tried to save white women from a malevolent nigger, white women must white night and advocate against their own safety. Women should not be anywhere near decision making for western society. Disappointed in Meemaw here, i thought she was a real nigga. Turns out she is a REAL NIGGER!
Hey anons, late to work, did I miss anything list worthy?
>>516982929>today's class is called'>HOW NOT TO ROB A LIQUOR STOREand will forllow on from yesterday's;>HOW NOT TO BEAT YO BITCH TO DEATHTake notes. Short test at the end...
>>516983057Apparently not.Some negros.The usual.
>>516982984it was really out of character for both jerrie and meemaw. they usually insta-revoke if there's even a hint of domestic abuse. i think meemaw was planning on revoking until jerrie voted
>>516983124Thanks anon
>>516983176Yeah, very unusual vote thereConfirmed injuries from the photographs, but they're just putting him in the programs instead of keeping him in jail
>>516983176I bet it was the programz that Jerrie added that tipped her over the edgeAlways gotta get em into those programz, any chance you get
We rarely get to see the old school black and white stripe uniforms.
I summon boobanon
Dammit, Humble is just north of Houston. WE ARE FULL!!!!
>B&W pajamasDis negro in Auschwitz?>was it murder?>can't remember... murders just slip one's mind, yo hono>can I sammin bout dat?HEY! EASE UP THAR, YA PUSHY NIGGA!
Nobody answer the phone durin' COVID so... I guesses I must be innocent.>IT WASN'T METhey be sickly n' shiet.>so didn report... covid be to blame
covid esscuses lel
>Amoxicillinisn't that an antibiotic? wasnt aware those were controlled substances/
>attempted murder"OH... DAT... YEAH... KINDA forgot BOUT DAT">three 9mm shell casingsIt wuz covid again. I ain't had no gat. I didn bust no caps in dat nigga's armpit. I didn't drop MY DRIVER'S LISCENSE AT THE SCENE.kek>left name, photo and address at shootingYou can't make this shit up.
>promethazine mentioned
>argument in wal-martI believe him
>Watchumeen
>two niggers fighting in a walmartpottery
>>516984501>>516984536Just as long as it's not Tylenol - it could cause autism!
>>516984654Walmart is to blame.
>>516984501anything that requires a prescription is technically a controlled substance
THE SENTENCE IS...>REVOKE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
>>516984654must be their real hair cause it's really on there
>>516985055>Gorilla Glued to scalp
>>516985339>GorillaAppropriate
INTERMISSION
>>516985339>>516985443kek'dhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m67CvQQR9E8
>misunderstannin'BINGO
Yanowamsaiyan
I don't know what you are saying though
lot of people with the same story today>i was in jail at the time>nawmsayn
>TWAS ALL A THING AH NOT UNDERSTANDIN' BY PEEPEE>THEY MIXED UP CUZ I NOT THE OTHER NEGRO>I AIN'T OWE NUFFIN>IT MY DOPPELGANGER, YO HONO
so do you guys know what he's sayin?
You could ride a dirtbike over his forehead.
>>516986679What's up niggas. We seen anything good so far?
>well tha thang iz yanomsayn >well ma'am the hang isz>wen i did went dere>i won muh cheg>i did wok uhway>nomsayn>i i i i>i not>nomysayskahg;kha
This must be the unluckiest negro on the planet.>has a doppelganger>accidentally accused of stealing three times>accounting errors by everyone>some bloke injured himself and it only appeared that he was to blameI really feel for this poor negro.Five-time offender and all by some kinda accidents.I think we should start a collection for him.This poor man.>who knew... I not guilty of nuffin... I false beat... I not family.... I trying to feed my dogThat poor man.
>>516986887Not really. Boring revocs. Not any good ones. We are about to start parole. Have a diddler or two. See>>516981984
>>516987059>We are about to start parole. Have a diddler or two.Hell yeah, I'm late but not too late, eh?
ONE GOT AWAY...
>>516986951steven speilberg should make a movie about this tragic negro
>>516987152>late but not too latetiming is key when it comes to diddlin'
>Already has a history of being revokedPrator will not look kindly on this gentleman
>get some rest Meemaw, you sound tired
>>516987383>mfw I finally find The Architect and he is already on one knee
YOU CAN SENTENCE PEOPLE TO 'HARD LABOR'?Really?I never knew this.We used to have this in the UK but in Victorian times.WOW! I am impressed, USA.NICE.
>so dark the camera can barely pick him upbased prator>we hear that a lot
>not same personHE IS THAT OTHER GUY'S DOPPELGANGER.We found him.Mystery solved!
>>516988011it's a louisiana thing. it means you get sent to Angola, which is a former slave plantation turned prison farm. if you're smart enough to do something like weld or fix the a/c you do that, if not, you work the fields.
>"I ain't the same nigga that walked in"Somebody post the pic
>>516988078>THEY CALL HIM;MR VANTABLACK>slept from pillar to post>when he was in shadow nobody could find him
>That was just last timeLove Prator lmao
>>516988195I love that idea.Well done, USA.Respect.
>>516988011Louisiana State Penitentiary (usually called Angola) is a farm where the inmates work the fieldsEach year they produce 4 million pounds of veggies, have 2,000 cattle, and breed horses too
>>516988232BEFORE...
>>516988011>>516988195they also have a prison rodeo
>>516988362>and breed horses too>DNA crossbreed negros with horsesDo we really need violent horses?
>>516988472>negros thrown from horsesI more I hear the more I like this.
>UHHH... FORKLIFT?
>I can drive a forkliftIt was a one day course. It's not that hard.Still learning to weld.
>ForkliftFree this nig->not certifiedBack to the cage
He's forklift certified?Grant
>>516988711>CERTIFIED FORKLIFT DRIVERAdd it to the list.
BACK TO CAGE... BACK TO REALITY...
Kiss From A Rose incoming.
>>516988888Damn, checked
>>516987619Wtf is that video?
>>516988362That's good.I like that idea.We need that here in the UK. Make the murderous muslims work for the White Man and do something useful for a change.
Steve really wanted to show his balding head
what if raheem turns out to be white?
>>516988888Check'd
>>516989019>laxatives in the food.webm
Does anybody have the list of the parole boards greatest hits? I got it in a folder somewhere but can't find it.
>>516988888numerals noted
D'EMETRIUS GENIUZ MARTIN-LUTHER-KING KIMBLE up next...
>>516989019https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwrr6aIWeus
>>516989302The new one has the poop-shower-defender.Not the hero we want... the hero we needed.
>>516989432
>>516989535>CLEARLY A LIELe Genius would never have been arrested. He's too smart for that.
>>516989525Does anyone remeber the wicked witch of molest? The pagan bitch who used black magic rituals and sexual violence to brainwash her children? We witnessed so legit MK ultra shit with that one.
>>516989535No mere cage can hold... Le'GENIUS.
>>516989816No. Don't remember that one. I hope it's on the list. I'd watch that.
>>516989525Yeah that was an instant classic.
>>516989940I think it's on the updated list but not the one I have. It was really fucked up. She'd let her cult members gang bang her kids and tortured them in ritualistic ways. They said she broke down the barriers of their minds and could control them, one of her sons even killed himself just to get away from her. Can you believe the bitch had the balls to ask for parole? Holy fuck.
>>516989620
>kerryBOOOOOO
>>516990185Sickness manifests itself in many ways.>death penaltyIt's not just for murder.
That humming sound is how it sounds in his head 24/7.
>>516990329Is he another Jewish lawyer?it's been ~1 year since Ive been on a /LPBG/ thread
lol he's lagging hardcore
>>516976174lmao who is the based retard that is yapping in the background destroying their chances for parole
LET THE EXCUSES BEGIN...>after everyone can hear each other?>what?>mumbling>who? hello?>can you... what? eh?Tech Officer Patel is on the case...
>>516990442he's the founder and head asshole at the Louisiana Parole Project. after spending decades in prison for murdering his wife with a baseball bat in a fucked up story that got a TV movie of it's own, he made it his life's work to get other convicted murderers out of prison.
>>516990442You missed the striptease she did to influence the parole board. Very moving.
>>516990465Probably has a high ping. Fucking poor ass noob.
Oh fuck, boomers and niggers with tech issues? This is going to be brutal
>>516990185I remember her, she was the worst of that phenotype but I believe there were a few others females with similar stories. That was was baffled why they weren't letting her out. The only reason she isn't dead is because it's rarer for women to actually do life sentences so none of the female inmates think she's worth killing.
>>516990662It worked. The negro escaped while she was twirling the nipple-tassels.<Benny Hill Music Played>
>>516990651I think I remember him, sometimes he wears glasses n ?
they're like 20 seconds or more behind and it's all fucked up
Oh my fucking God, this is like a 90 second delay
>>516990785Maybe he's on the Lunar Prison facility?
>Gosh darn it
<90 secs later>I was sent to the moon because I applied to work for NASA but was selling drugs while waiting for my Negronaut Certificate to come through.>I am a changed person>I am thinking of cutting my junk off!<90 seconds later>What?
>>516988888
They might vote to grant just to get this over with
>>516991012>I want to be released because I've been in jail>*awkward silence*
>i got five keedsno, really
tfw you get sent to the Louisiana Lunar Correction Facility and the tech support is done by DEI hires.
JUST TELL THEM THERE'S A DELAY YOU FUCKING BOOMERS. DISCONNECT AND RECONNECT ITS NOT HARD!
>>516989525Hey anon, list anon here, I am at work dealing with actual people and the updated list is at home. I will post tomorrow. I even went back this weekend and found Retarded Rico's hearings and a schizo revoke that is comedy gold that I missed.
>>516991181>turn it off and then turn it on againkek
>>516991181not a single one of them understands what's going on
Ledoux muted herself hahahahaha
And after all that Jerrie's on muteHoly shit this is peak Boomer Tech
What a complete shitshow. Which one of you niggers is hitting their lag switch?!
Did LeDoux really just try to talk on mute for the second time in 30 minutes? Why are they on different cameras anyway? It looks like they're in the same building.
turn off the call and turn it back on again
>>516991270>old people + 21st century tech + negrosThis equation is harder to solve than The Three Body Problem.
>>516991371they're not. prator and ledoux are remote with greenscreen backgrounds
>>516976947We're looking for signs of growth potential, Anon.
oh my god is the prison watching it on youtube
>>516991487>with greenscreen backgroundsOne day you just know a porn movie is gonna play on that screen and he won't notice until it's too late.
The fun never ends.
Who the fucks call his son "Freddie" that's a formal diminutive
>>516991571>porn moviewell that was that topless negressand the old lady who took a dump
>>516991674informal*
>>516991571What kind of porn? I'm betting on BLACKED.
>>516991678>and the old lady who took a dump...while driving.
[cue Benny Hill tuba]
>>516991726kek>BigBlackBootiesHugeAsianLadyboys.com
The disdain in her face when she said "okay" after he said he had no skills
Let's be real, if he gets released this motherfucker will be selling drugs in less than a year.
>>516991726girls in prison
>you got five children>Did you learn anything?I learned to hit that bitch a bit more each month.>>516991899>this motherfucker will be selling drugs in less than a yearSurely not! He seems like an honest bloke to me.
The snivelling way that bitch brings up pre-release is like she's 99% for his release but will take the 1% and possibly some cash from some poli-tic or another who hates the guy personally. That dudes been ready for release. It's crazy how hard they try to drive you crazy and make you feel like you fucked with God. A symptom of the broken nature of the American Justice System.
>>516991899He is already bored of pretending to be innocent minded
>>516992030DAMMIT! ANOTHER ONE GOT AWAY!
>>516992031It's a drag, innit Gaul? The place where Christian genetics were replaced with Absolutist retardation and monarchic cock-sucking.
>>516992132They want me back, fo sho
What a shit show. 1st class.
Well that's weirdDude's locked up for doing nothing!
>>516992169How dare you come in here with those big words and subtle ideas!
>>516992255Maybe his crime was so heinous no human words could be used to describe it.>could only be represented in Lesbian Expressive Dance
>>516981984>Nickolas CopesMoar like Nicholas Dilates, amirite bros?
Trump cured autism yesterday.
>>516992527Knickerless Caged?
Timothy will wait for the boomers to take their coffee break
>>516992555I am so glad. Now I can rest easy knowing that Trump will go down in history for something other than having his earlobe shot off.
>>516992555Based Tylenolmaxxer
>>516992692>timmy ain't gonna do nuffin
>>516988472I went to the Angola Prison Rodeo when I was a kid. It was fucking awesome. Idk if things have changed in the last ~15 years but they had like zero fucking safety protocols. Wanna let 4 bulls out at a time? Hell yeah let's do it. I think like 3-4 dudes at least were carried out on stretchers.
a tale of 2 predators
>>516992773lol pretty sure that was from back in the 80s when someone put cyanide in a bunch of tylenol and put in on the shelves.
>15 years, not eligible for good timeOh, that's gonna be a big one>Aggravated INCESTYassssssss
Who gets aggravated while fucking their sister?!
>>516992845>but they had like zero fucking safety protocolsThis is how life should be played.
DID I JUST HEARD "INCEST">>516992435 was right
this guy just wants to serve the time. oof lol
>9Fucking hell.
>more like 12 or 13>not that i know ofdoing great fella
>>516992925Zoe wanted it
>>516992306Hey I paid for this Chinese meal! Where are you taking me?!
>Raped step-daughter>Started when she was 9
>I just got caught up with my step daughter>She was nine
>>516992931Oh and I forgot to mention theirs also lifers in there who are incredibly skilled craftsmen that are allowed to sell furniture and shit they make during the events. You can get some really nifty stuff.
He watched her grow up from a 1 year old infant. Fucked her at 9. Fuck this guy.
>>516992940AGGRAVATED9 nine NINE>no she was more like 12... so not a child!I have misgivings.>cages exist for a very good reasonKnew her since 1yo and was biding his time until she was a woman... at 9.I don't think the word 'out' applies here.
>what should I say?lmao
>>516993171>Capital punishment is a legal penalty in the U.S. state of Louisiana.What are they waiting
>>516993102I have no objections to any of that. Sounds great.Prisons should be more than just warehouses for monsters.Excellent.
>>516993218>Well your son is in prison for aggravated incestBased Meemaw
This should be auto life sentence.
i wonder if these pedos think they actually have a chance, of if they are just going through the motions?
>>516993219starting last summer i believe, diddlers who diddle under 12s can be sentenced to SURGICAL castration.
Aloha Baker
>>516993125He was playing the long (but not that long) game
>>516993219>done his progrums>14yrs inside and only done page 1>not got to 'do not rape daughter' part yetNot got round to it yet?
>>516993346he said something along the lines of "i never requested this hearing but i wont turn it down"
>only 15 year in prisonWe have seen drunk drivers or people selling weed who get many times that sentence. This guy would be publicly executed via scaphism if we lived in a civilized society
>>516993354how is the boat doing Hawaiianon
>>516993346A week ago they had some old guy who didn't want to be let out and said that.Respect to him. He knows who he is.
>Mr. Prator, do you have any questions?Uh, yeah, why are we even considering this guy? I could've been out hunting instead of sitting here
>>516993509she catches fish!oh great is that it? Aloha guys
It's a double-header of child crimes, anons!>01 BROWN, SERGEHO M 00550933 B/M 04/03/1986 TAN 06/25/2025> TAN AMD 03 08/27/2025> 2301182 CRUELTY TO JUVENIL
>>516993527That guy made an impression on me, unironically.
>TONYGot us a real gangsta next?>will he introduce us to his 'liddle fren'?
>>516993609Nice tunny.Lovely.>love it fresh
Dude would rather serve his whole time than do the classes
>>516993609Do you need a license to fish in the ocean?
>>516993771If he'd have said that he'd have garnered more respect. In his next parole hearing he'd do well to be honest. It would help HIM.
>>516993730you havent lived til youve had tussymore coming up? hell yeah
>>516993832Just a boat and a rod.Cops don't pull you over at sea.
>>516993832only non residents need a license. its a great system. high trust though. micros go out and clear the reefs at night and only rarely get dealt with
>>516993858Seems he's getting out soon anyway if I heard correctly, unfortunately
>>516993899Are those blades on its back rigid and sharp. They look lethal to bare hands.>chainmail gloves?
>>516994090nah theyre just fins, can hurt but not that bad. Then theres this monster my buddy caught on my boat, these will fuckin kill you if youre not careful
>>516994087Damn. Missed that part.>lock up one's daughters... he be OUTHe'll be out on the town picking up chicks before long... some 8yos and asking them if they have a younger sister.We live in an unjust world.Sometimes those with bad brains should just be removed from among us.Do we really want another little kid ruined for life?
>>516994090it takes a man with callouses as thick as nigger lips to go hand to fin with a fish
>>516993609nice!
Black Hebrew Israelite or Nation of Islam?
CHIRP
>>516993938>>516994010Thanks anonsI went on a trip to Arkansas as a college kid and we each bought licenses, but we didn't catch anything but a shitty stomach flu
>>516994307Whoa!Love it.That looks powerful. Is that a marlin?Bet that's a bugger to reel in. Pure power.Biggest thing I ever saw my dad catch was a 3ft+ pike and they can be muscular and the teeth scared me. I was only a kid at the time. Not fished since I was younger with my dad and uncle. Very relaxing time just sitting with them on a lovely riverbank.Golden moments.
>chirp
Chirp
>>516994556that's just how it goes, out of 50 trips last year on my jet ski only 5 produced actual fish. You gotta really put in the time and listen to the old heads to actually catch anything.
So who chirped, Tameka or Alexis?
>CRUVENILEgodamn auntie dropping the meanest new soundcloud rapper names
STRANGLED A CHILD>this is completely normal among negros>CRUVENILE>ADD IT TO THE LIST
>>516994706That is what I was trying to figure out
damn that battery is really low
>>516994786Severe 9V PP9 Deficit Syndrome
>I dun beat muh baby mommas kids>I should be released cuz I been in jail a long timeThe fact we have to treat these animals as human beings is the jews greatest humiliation ritual put upon the white race.
Where are the ceiling birds!???
>>516994706>So who chirped, Tameka or Alexis?It was Maisha, and it sounds like she's got multiples going off
>>516994909>multiples going offFucking kek, there are definitely multiples
My ESL brain did not understood this flow of nigger mumbling
>>516994907>SPACEFORCE REPORT; CeilingBird entering Earth's atmosphere over Africa. Currently moving at Mach17 decellerating and possible additional progrums
>>516976174No nigger should roam free, or even be alive. TND.
CRUVENILE BEHAVIOR
>>516986549Me three. I'm Moe
>1 of 3 who has been abused twice
>Hogtied him>Beat him>Gagged him with a sock while beating him>Knocked unconscious>Has 3 priors for abusing juvenilesOnce again, a bullet is the real solution here
they all chirpin
>>516995225>>Gagged him with a sock while beating himA sock filled with ice.I am speechless... much like the beaten child.
>Only served 2 years of 9.>No classes>Massively downplayed chargesOh yea, this niggers not going anywhere.
>>516995436>CAGED>because ofCRUVENILE AND UNUSUALOCIOUS BEHAVIOR
Lol, did you see his face? The guy couldn't belive they put denied him.>I just beat muh kids! What's wrong wit dat? Fuggin crakaz n sheit dawg.
>>516995613...and people wonder why negro children turn out violent and insane.
LET THE EXCUSES FLOW.BRING ON THE NEXT NEGRO...
>>516995738note that the ghetto philosopher in my pic is named after a sportswear brand.
>>516995982"The 'hood is within. It is a cage the negros build for themselves, carry with them wherever they go and then refuse to leave."
Fresh bake>>516996226>>516996226>>516996226
>>516996273I love you baker, but you forgot the subjectI sentence you to complete the "Subject Lines Are Fine" program
>>516996574I just noticed. I will commit seppuku
>>516995092Kek
>>516996997We still lub you
