NONE of you fuckers were raptured today, so I'd better not see any more "holier than thou" Christian shit on this board from here on out. You and I are filthy heathens
>>516994704first of all its clearky a post tribulation rapture scenario and we are at the pritribulationary period you dumb motherfucker
>>516994704It doesn’t really matter. The world ends on Thursday.
>>516994863>>516995176We'll get past the coping stage eventually
cripstains btfo.never want to hear you telling me to get right with god again until I'm on my death bed
>>516994704Day's not even over yet.
>>516994704i raptured your moms asshole last night
>>516996379You think they're taking a phased approach? The throughput of heaven is bottlenecked somewhere? Not buying it
>>516996395Unless you're my dad, that's probably the reason you didn't make it to heaven today
>>516994704Jesus Christ is King
>>516998138Open your eyes brother: you're the reject he keeps in the attic
>>516996228christcucks have been moving the goalpost for ages nowjust leave them be they are hopeless
>>516994704Therefore, stay awake, for you do not know the day nor the hour.— Matthew 25:13
>>516994704What? Is today supposed to be a rapture?
>>516994704>you weren't rapturedi was thoughit was pretty cool, you should've been there.
>>517001208>>Therefore, stay awake, for you do not know the day nor the hour.>— Matthew 25:13but the satanic schizos trying to undermine the word of God said it was today