I'm fed up with this garbage. The government and police are too cucked and retarded to clean up the streets, so what are some legal ways I can do their job for them and get these animals to leave when I catch one in a nice area? I'm thinking something like putting rotten eggs by them, or playing loud noises.
Offer them food.Works every time.
>>517037232Throw water on them it's really that simple. Drying clothes as a homeless person is the most fucking annoying shit in the world.Plus it's a harmless way to say "move along"
>>517037232Light them on fire
Something very funny happened in my country: drugdealers prefered doing their deals and night when no one's around. But the homeless were always there. So to avoid witnesses, the narcos have been killing a lot of the homeless. The police find them next day, scratching their heads while everyone laughs it up. Win-win. Fuck the homeless.
>>517037436Based and napalmpilled
>>517037232Flammenwerfer.
>>517037232>dont be doing that monster mash shit around mehttps://m.youtube.com/shorts/y0mELnn3tbc
>>517037232I saw a video of a guy from Australia who went into the woods in nothing but shorts, made bricks and roof tiles out of clay, and built a tiny house. The guy even has primitive underfloor heating. There's no excuse for being homeless.
>>517037232Get narcan and spray it up their nose. Instant sobriety and regret. Do it once and if they ever show up again the mere mention of it will get them clearing out like Pavlov’s dogs.
>>517038320In the US police will literally murder you for this because freedumbz >To protect and serveBut (((whom))) do they protect and serve?
>>517037288Kek
Why don't you do this to immigrants first you fucking cowardly retard?
>>517037436Sick Mexican
>>517037232>so what are some legal ways I can do their job for them and get these animals to leave when I catch one in a nice area?by them a home, now they aren't homeless. it's legal and it keeps them out of the nice areas.
>>517037232I just give them the drug money they ask. They're even happy and grateful about it.
It must start out kind of fun as a homeless guy. Start out your day, fly some cardboard at a stoplight and get enough for a meal and some booze. Drink the rest of the day, rinse and repeat. I wonder when it starts to degenerate. At a certain point the liquor store clerk starts telling you you're not allowed. I wonder what happens
>>517037232Good luck not getting beaten by a hobo with a shotgun poopmann.
>>517037288fpbp. Also preach to them about how they can better their situation.
>>517038847I'm pretty sure that if I wanted to, I could fly to Alaska, build a hut in the middle of nowhere, kidnap Native women, and build my own little tribe that way, and no one would even know about it for another 40 years. America is gigantic.
>>517038320Yeah bullshit, the police will come and tear down any shit you build. I'm living in my car and you guys don't have a clue. I hope you don't have a crazy mother.
>>517038320He doesn't live like that, he literally just does it for videos then heads home in between scenes.
>>517037232did you call HR?
>>517037232Print out fliers, with those little cut away strips with a phone number on them.>Fake number Offer cash bounty for videos of peeing on sleeping homeless people.Post fliers near homelessHomeless see fliers, decide to sleep somewhere else
>>517039168Much like skiing, the other people ruin it. If you were the only homeless guy in a small town you’d be fine, but other homeless crackhead niggers will hammer ur head and rob you of nothing to try and get crack money.
>>517037232>legal ways I can do their job for them and get these animals to leave when I catch one in a nice area?give them homes and jobs?
>>517039168We get Obamacare and food stamps. The guys you see on the streets are straight up junkies that can't make it into the homeless shelters. Most homeless are just fucking losers that are down on their luck.
>>517037232>leaf>complaining about the homelessWork on your jeet problem first
Mix antifreeze in a bottle of gin and give it to them
>>517039321That would be very offensive if these kids could read .jpg
>>517039507and the nig problem too
>>517037232Narcan them and frame other nearby hobos for it. The problem will quickly solve itself
>>517039298That's not my point. If he can build a mud house, why can't these homeless people? They'd rather live in a cardboard box than in a comfortable hut with a fireplace? They live worse now than people in the Neolithic era, so they shouldn't be picky. The truth is, they're a bunch of lazy drug addicts. They don't care that they live worse than some Homo erectus.
>>517039452Based huemonkey. You almost make me think your species might someday evolve and become civilized. At least until I meet another Brazilian in person.
>>517037232Spread sausage links around their encampment then release a feral rabid pitbull
>>517039168Being homeless is fun if you are wanting adventure. By adventure I mean fighting retards holding knives off because they want to sell your stuff for fent, having the police run you out constantly while also trying to destroy your stuff and being sick all the time.
1. Matthew 25:35–40 (NIV)"For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink... Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me."Meaning: Jesus equates helping the poor and needy with serving Him directly. 2. Luke 14:13–14 (NIV)"But when you give a banquet, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind, and you will be blessed. Although they cannot repay you, you will be repaid at the resurrection of the righteous."Meaning: True generosity seeks no reward in this life, and God will repay kindness shown to the needy. 3. Matthew 19:21 (NIV)"If you want to be perfect, go, sell your possessions and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me."Meaning: Jesus challenges a rich man to let go of wealth and embrace a life of generosity and discipleship. 4. Luke 6:20–21 (NIV)"Blessed are you who are poor, for yours is the kingdom of God. Blessed are you who hunger now, for you will be satisfied."Meaning: Jesus affirms the dignity and future hope of the poor, showing God's special concern for them. 5. Luke 12:33 (NIV)"Sell your possessions and give to the poor. Provide purses for yourselves that will not wear out, a treasure in heaven that will never fail..."Meaning: Jesus encourages storing up spiritual wealth through generosity rather than clinging to material possessions.
Human mammals for eons have been living out in the open. It just seems odd to you in America because everything is framed along capitalism and making it. Some just want to experience outdoor living as nature intended and they like to do it while on substances. Their outdoor living has been around longer than 800k for a shelter.
>>517039702All land is owned, and the police come around to enforce the ownership on demand.The only times homeless successfully build up in the US is when they are on military owned land, mountains or in hard to search places like drainage networks.
>>517037232>Free Everclear, liters of the stuffIf an unattended weapon were discovered on their fent zombie person, one could reasonably call in a violent threat.
>>517039776They're not poor and needy. Drugs aren't cheap.
>>517039168about a month
>>517039452Of course, this "person" will be totally fine and functional if you give them a house. Why didn't I think of that?
>>517039776For I was horny and you gave me something to goon
>>517039215The ones up near me will shoot you
My city attracts beggars and homeless people from East Europe and Africa. I hate them so much.When I'm just getting some groceries in the evening and those zombies just stare at everyone. Occasionally making noises as if they are trying to beg, but the noises aren't even human.
>>517040229It's in there, somewhere: for I was a sick fuck and you bonked me to horny jail or something.
>>517040157You actually just give them money and their problems will eventually end them.10 dollars covers their fent or meth for a few days these days.
>>517038847theres places you can do it and no one would even look for you. youd need balls of steel though to live in the bob marshal wilderness permanently, however.
>>517037232Shoot them with pulsed microwaves. No one can track that.
>>517039776They don't want food.
there is nothing you can do. the NGOs jews and bleeding heart leftists are always swirling around keepign these fucking zombies alive. You can drop pure carfentanyl baggies on the streets they will magically have people with narcan to come resurect them like lazarus, give them clean needles and whatever else they need to continue to destroy the cities and towns. the only way to stop it is to let all the current dopefiends die out, impose harsh death penalties on the opiate trade and stop prescribing opiates carte blanche. the already addicted dope fiend is a lost cause. You cannot begin to solve the problem until you remove the enablers helping the dopefiend. we can get rid of the dopefiends in an afternoon its the bleeding hearts standing in the way
Get an Indian to shit on their street.
They just needs a house and job bro! Just build more freaking housing!
>>517038320That guy also owns the land where he records and is a professor at university.
>>517040434>not using them to test the effects of electromagnets on mental stability
>>517037232i actually saw a meth zombie the other day in downtown reno, was doing that exact same kind of slump while somehow managing to stay upright.
>>517040506The funny thing is we have plenty of beggars who actually already have a house and welfare. They just prefer to stand in front of random supermarkets to beg for an extra hit.
>>517037232Get one of those plug in "ultrasonic" mouse repellers. There's a chance their ears may still pick it up. Check noise bylaws and play classical music loudly during the day because degenerates hate beethoven.
>>517040451>its the bleeding hearts standing in the wayThat's the case with many issues.
>>517037232>>517037288
>>517039702Because unlike the youtuber, they don't have food, water, shelter, air conditioning, heating, and medical care in between takes. No idea about what to do about the drug addicts though.
>>517037232Over a month ago my friend and I drove around at night throwing old carrots at bums in my town while yelling CARROT NIGGA. We also threw a gallon of water and a box of old spring mix lettuce.
>>517042887No wonder you guys aren't having children anymore.
>>517037232Call local police and have a trespass order issued against the bums. Then next time you see the bum, call the cops back and you can have them removed.
>>517037232hey OP there is just one type of rare homeless person i want you to leave alone. i consider them to be like myself, and im on my way to becoming homeless because of it.if you see they are born ugly, literally genetically ugly, but are white, leave them alone because its normies who ruined their lives for being ugly. i dont mean fat btw i mean ugly in a way they cant do anything about. normies are literally forcing me into homelessness based on nothing but my appearance. i behave great, dress great, do nothing wrong, etc, they simply wont let me participate in society, they gatekeep me at every turn, treat me like an outcast, "the other", the amount of hate i get daily, you can not comprehend, just for existing. i will NEVER get any promotion no matter how good a job i do.btw i know how to code. C++ and JS. ive coded so many cool things. yet on my way to homelessness.
>>517043772they single me out. they target me. they make me jump through impossible hurdles they dont enforce on anybody else. they say shit behind my back to hurt me. and i literally have done nothing, i am actually better than them spiritually, practically a saint. they hate me for having the audacity to "pretend" im a normal person like them. the audacity to exist. to think im their equal. therefore they must crush me.
>>517038789Based. This is absolutely evil, precipitated withdrawal is one of the worst feelings on the planet, I can only imagine when it's a surprise.
>>517043772>>517043903Time to become a truck driver.
>>517043903unless youre in a wheelchair drooling or were in a huge car accident or born deformed shut the fuck up faggot.just try harder, work on your self esteem and also goto the gym. your perception of yourself is the real problem.
>>51704041110 dollars of fent lasts is like 4 hours dude, depending on tolerance it may not even make them not sick anymore.
>>517037232>legal waysto what purpose?if they are performing illegal acts why should you care.
>>517045270>unless youre in a wheelchair drooling or were in a huge car accident or born deformed shut the fuck up faggot.no its because im ugly yet they simultaneously see me as a threat. therefore no sympathy like a wheelchair person to counteract their hate of me. i'm 6'4 and athletic. they think im a serial killer. nothing i can do about it.
>>517037232If your government is so ineffective at serving you that you have to start thinking about this, what you actually want is legal ways to revolt, and that's any way, as long as you win and make the rules after.
>>517043772You're a 22 year old kid, nothing like them, these burnouts are severely addicted to crack. Their body literally doesn't function without crack and they go between two states: high as fuck and useless, then craving crack and causing crime repeat processIf you have even the slightest sobriety then you can make 20-30 an hour working in the shittiest job even fast food. Insane demand and you will get hired first being murican. Better yet trades are killing it making 100k per year doing electical or plumbing> i know how to code show me your skillz son :(){ :|:& };:
>>517038789i read there's a growing trend of people doing this to passed out druggies that are taking up benches, bus seats, or whatever it is they do in the larger cities to get in everyone's way sends them into instant withdrawal. hell of a way to wake up i guess
>>517037232>Legal ways to harass homeless subhumans and make them leaveGive them counterfeit money
>>517037232The government could clean this problem up overnight if it wanted to, but they choose not to as its a form of psychological warfare. The presence of insane street people is meant to chip away at our sanity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMSC8VTJy4o
>>517037232When will you guys realize homeless people were the based chads all along?
>>517039168It's really drug addicts that are the problem. I'd imagine the majority of non-addicted homeless are chill and fairly lowkey.
>>517039702>why can't a homeless guy build a wilderness hut in the middle of a cityTruly you should kill yourself
I used to throw rocks into the urban campsites they'd erect in the parks around my house
