Trump has completely lost it

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Okay folks listen this is one of the greatest stories maybe ever told people talk about it all the time they say it’s a classic very very classic and I tell you no one tells it better than me so here it is you’ve got this girl beautiful girl incredible energy they call her Little Red Riding Hood because she’s got this amazing red hood just fantastic really classy maybe the best hood anyone has ever worn and she’s got this basket incredible basket full of goodies really top tier stuff bread butter wine maybe cheese who knows but it’s the best you can imagine and she’s walking through the forest folks and let me tell you this forest is not easy very dangerous a lot of bad animals very nasty stuff going on out there but she’s brave one of the bravest and then this wolf comes along total disaster very bad guy maybe the worst wolf in history he pretends to be nice fake nice fake smile the whole thing he asks her where she’s going and she tells him big mistake folks huge mistake never tell a wolf where you’re going you just don’t do it and he runs off takes a shortcut very unfair very dishonest gets to the grandmother’s house first eats her up very sad total disgrace no respect at all for grandmothers and then he puts on her clothes folks can you believe it puts on the clothes and gets into bed waiting to trick Little Red Riding Hood just disgusting behavior she shows up and she’s smart folks very sharp says grandmother what big eyes you have and he says the better to see you with and so on you know how it goes until she says what big teeth you have and then boom he jumps out very scary almost a disaster but then a huntsman comes in amazing guy very tough very strong he takes care of the wolf immediately no hesitation saves the day cuts open the wolf gets grandmother out who is fine by the way very tough lady they all celebrate maybe the biggest celebration you’ve ever seen probably had cake maybe even built a wall to keep the wolves out from now on and folks