Rapture anon here.Maybe God means it's either 23 OR 24.Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8MZBUoQt68
So until it's past Wednesday globally, it's not over.
>>517070580i will rapture your asshole if you know what i mean
How do people who fully bought into something like this go about memoryholing/excusing it after it doesn't end up happening?
>>517070580God cucked joseph like the good goy cattle that he is. Why wouldn't he cuck all of us?
But if the rapture doesn't happen by then, the non-believers will gain the right to talk shit for the first time.I don't care what the Christians say on this matter, this was not the most but only Christian and most believable rapture prediction.
>>517070835*this was not the most but THE only Christian and most believable rapture prediction.
>>517070580Thankfully the rapture is nonsense by some people who read too much into a single verse. None of the ancient churches believe it.>>517070721The JWs said something metaphysical happened or some other dumb shit
>>517070580The rapture already happened, sorry pal. Turns out the only souls that are still pure of heart were all the ladybugs and sea turtles. So they all got raptured, and now we're stuck here without any ladybugs or sea turtles, thanks Obama.
I craptured into my pantsu now it stanks of poojeet.
I still believe it, but it's starting to feel like it doesn't concern me or the world when you look at it, feels more like we're heading to a dystopian Cyberpunk future.It's really broadened my worldview where I believe things CAN happen, wild things.
>>517070580soccer players can kick the ball pretty far. moving the goalposts doesnt really affect anything. if anything, in a few sports, soccer, basketball, hockey, scoring from a distance is the best way to score. i would say moving the cup in golf during a putt is probably the most egregious. or maybe a shifting endzone in football that causes the runner to have to continue to run, never reaching the end.
Bump.
>>517070580What part of "like a thief in the night" is so hard to understand?
Awws lawdy da rapturrres a coming...sell ur belongings and invest in my Godfund™ to battle the antichrist before its too late
>>517070721This same shit happened in 2020 tooWhen it didnt happen>2 more weeks
>>517070580Predicting the rapture is blasphemy. The bible straight up tells you nobody but God knows when it'll happen, not even the angels or Jesus. Of course, blasphemy coming from some proddy doomsayer is hardly unusual.
>>517073791The only same shit happening is you faggots lying about anything like this ever happening before.
Wanting the rapture to come is a very subtle form of sin. There's no reason to desire it other than being bitter that the world will go on after you die, so you want it all to die with you. Trying to paint this as anything but evil is mental gymnastics.
>>517074275This shit has happened several times already. You're not special bro.https://greygalaxie.substack.com/p/chronicles-of-unfulfilled-rapture
>>517074658>throws around any and all random shit nobody has ever heard of before
>>517070580you're not rapture anon youre god is a loli anon. Also youre not god is a loli anon, i am god is a loli anon
>>517074838My primary source is the bible you blasphemer.Matthew 24:36Are you really going to argue against the word of God?
>>517073384do you even know what youre quoting?
>>517070693Cope more christcuck
One more roll.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIqm73xsias
>The rapture prediction.. didn't happen?
>>517076947no it happened you missed it <3chilling with yeshua right now up in heaven niggacome visit mby
>>517077356I'm just having a blast laughing at myself, I expected a lot more to do so.Just can't wait for WEDnesday to end to find peace.
>>517077825Live, Laugh, Love
>>517077931Preach brother, spit your peak!
>>517073384Man I wish I were a cat.
I thought I saw a man brought to lifeHe was warm, he came around like he was dignifiedHe showed me what it was to cryWell, you couldn't be that man I adoredYou don't seem to know, or seem to care what your heart is forBut I don't know him anymoreThere's nothing where he used to lieMy conversation has run dryThat's what's going onNothing's fine, I'm tornI'm all out of faithThis is how I feelI'm cold and I am shamedLying naked on the floorIllusion never changedInto something realI'm wide awake and I can seeThe perfect sky is tornYou're a little late, I'm already tornSo I guess the fortune teller's rightShould have seen just what was thereAnd not some holy lightBut you crawled beneath my veinsAnd now I don't care, I had no luckI don't miss it all that muchThere's just so many thingsThat I can touch, I'm tornI'm all out of faithThis is how I feelI'm cold and I am shamedLying naked on the floorIllusion never changedInto something realI'm wide awake and I can seeThe perfect sky is tornYou're a little late, I'm already tornTornThere's nothing where he used to lieMy inspiration has run dryThat's what's going onNothing's right, I'm tornI'm all out of faithThis is how I feelI'm cold and I am shamedLying naked on the floorIllusion never changedInto something realI'm wide awake and I can seeThe perfect sky is tornI'm all out of faithThis is how I feelI'm cold and I'm ashamedBound and broken on the floorYou're a little late, I'm already tornTornOh(Oh yeah, a little)(Oh yeah, a little)(Oh yeah, a little)
>>517070580After the last Trump.So there is 1.5 hours left.
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>>517070580No one knows when the rapture will occur. It can’t be predicted. It’s kind of the point. Also there are a number of things that need to happen before the rapture can take place. One big one which i haven’t seen happen: who is the antichrist?
