Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Holy shit they are going to merge and create a mega hurricane like in that movie
good
>>517078106A Majora happening, if you will
>>517078106>synchronicity
>>517078106They are counter cyclic sweaty, will cancel each other out
>>517078106bye america
Hurricanes aren’t real. It’s a psyop
>>517078106Is starting a home repair company in a hurricane zone just an infinite money glitch?
>>517078248
>>517078106
>>517078106Make it a triple
>>517078331Man the internet dot was at CODE RED levels of coherence yesterday. This is absolutely not a coincodence
>>517078106MILK TRUCK ARRIVE
>>517078106Boobacane? Those magnificent bastards finally did it
>>517078202SHARKNADOS!
>>517078862that shit getting big, later on
>>517078106>have a hurricane. have two
>>517078876Damnc I thought it was boobacaine you were talking about and got all excited to snort tits.
obxfag here, i was planning on going offshore fishing monday :(>>517078510sort of. if you have a bobcat and live on the obx you can essentially get paid every day to move sand around in the buxton/hatteras area. it's constantly overwashing under houses on pilings and needs to be cleared out. not to mention the dozens of other trade jobs that fix everything constantly being broken by weather/salt air environment.
>>517079268Someone should shoop apu, pants around his ankles, peeing in the water to that picture
>>517078510learning how to speak spanish in hurricane country is the glitch...with storm insurance you get paid 1-3k per fallen tree you remove from peoples yards using mexicans w/chainsaws that your paying $12/hour
>>517078510No, because despite what people who don't actually live in them think hurricanes don't hit every year. Even in the worst places like the Florida panhandle, you can go years before one does enough damage there is some kind of contracting boom.That said swooping in right after one of them you can make some serious bank for a year or two.
>>517078106I roll for triple hurricane
>>517078106If 2 hurricanes collide, the atmosphere rips open and the vacuum of space tears apart everything
>>517079644Fuck, so close.
>>517079673That's why they need to nuke them like they did with the double hurricane in '52.
>>517078106that's not even the storm to be worried about since both hurricanes veer away from land @ the last second, picrel is headed straight for tampa, eta oct 8th
>>517078106Looks like a face
>>517078106Uncanny resemblance
>>517079853total tampa death is on the menu
>>517079420kek. wish i could do that. also change pea island to pee island.
>>517079999is it going over virginia
>>517078106Boy, I sure hope your gob didn't criticize Israel, frens
>>517078106>29 inHgrun for the hills boys
>>517079999oh fuggggthe right side of the eye is the mean sidelooks like tampa just got the STINK EYE
>>517078106The hell? If the forecasters are right, that would be problematic, to say the least...
>>517078106I see Pepe.
>>517078106boob storm 2025
>>517078106Forecast is that they'll come into contact, one will take over the other (Hurricanes don't combine and compound force, not how it happens) and veer East riding the seaboard up. But, when you have two storms so close they are notoriously difficult to forecast accurately so if you're on the East Coast get ready to potentially get fucked.
>>517078106Hurriceddon.
there's a hurricane in the american south every yearwho cares?literally nothing
>>517078106whoa, full on double hurricane.
A hurricane just flew over my house.
>>517078106gods I miss the hurricane game threads
>>517078106Why does it look like a photocopy of an ass?
>>517080770looks like a scared Hyde
>>517080411>Hurricanes haven't been observed to combine and compound force, not how it's happened so farFixed.
>>517078106turn it into gotse naow
I hope I get caught in it.
>>517080760I miss the three gorges dam threads. Those were fucking great.
>>517079268Do it anyway.Everything worked out fine in The Perfect Storm.
>>517078106Rolling for Total Nigger Death. Katrina 2.0!
>>517079999WITNESSED. RIP TAMPA
>>517078106THEY'RE GONNA FUSE OH NOOOOOOOO
>>517079103Kek>>517080924Fucking this
>>517078106Quick call the national guard!!! Oh wait they blew through their funding kidnapping homeless people and sweeping the streets of DC.
Cado ass
>>517078106They're going to combine into a super hurricane. It already has an eye.
poghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLPy2UwC4cI>double hurricanes don't merge to become even more powerfulawww
>>517079999kek, this is the equivalent of the WEF weathermaps that show 85 degrees as neon red death heat.
>>517080258The media is just overhyping something that is normal. It doesn't happen too often, but when it does..the stronger storm sucks away the energy from the weaker. So it appears as though one storm "eats" the other just by getting close.The best the florida storm will achieve is Tropical Storm strength, and it will die off quickly. The other storm will jump to major hurricane strength, and will hook up the Gulf Stream, and out to sea..most likely between the east coast and Bermuda. A nothingburger the media is overhyping.
>>517078106Giant boobs. . . .
https://www.spaghettimodels.com/
>>517081511that white part is 117knot winds
>>517078106Wait wtf, I live here, haven't watched the news in like a week. I need to go shopping for supplies.>>517079853Fuck. I need to start paying more attention.
>>517078106Just in time for spooktober
>>517081866picrel is track for all storms producing wind through 7th of oct. the 2 ginning in atlantic rn aren't an issue as they veer eastward
>>517081340Emergency funding is different you disingenuous leaf.
>>517079516Lol.Not anymore.The spics wont do jobs anymore because theyre afraid of ICE raids. Even those that are "legal" are afraid of coming into contact woth ICE because half their household is illegal.
>>517080094there isn't shit going over virginia, reference >>517082107 which is an accumulated wind map for all active storms from today through the 7th of oct
the north american weather machine shot a hurricane at yurop so they shot two hurricanes back at us
>>517078106TND
>weather weaponsWhy do we let china do this to us every year?
>>517080915TFW /pol/ even has weather pattern contrarians
Most of the houses that are damaged are either because theyre total shotboxes (owner has no money or insurance) or a tree crashes into a nice house.I had a cat 3 rip through last year and lost some trees (cleared myself) but the house didn't even lose 1 shingle.You either have to have contract work through an insurance company, be part of a major country-wide conglomerate or be local. You cant just drive around in a work truck and knock on the door of a damaged house and tell them you'll beat their last quote.
>>517078106Stop take Tylenol OP it shows
>>517078106Good. You deserve it
>>517078879Where is this character from?
>>517078106I am the hurricanes, anon.
>>517078331>almost the antipode
>>517079999You dumb nigger that'll never happen
>>517082578Absolute retard armchair take. Building code in the US is a fucking joke, particularly since the McMansion boom. A lot of people who think they are living in a quality home are living in composite garbage and will get fucked by anything over a Cat. 2.t. Cinder block, poured concrete and rebar built home owner that has survived multiple Cat. 5s.
>>517078331The jews are creating typhoons left and right REEEEEEEEEE!!!!
if the two hurricanes are the balls where's the shaft
>>517082841That is approaching?
>>517082174>calling in the national guard doesn't require an emergency to deploy them. You are dumb.
>>517082107the models are never correct.
Boobycane
>>517079219ПcихЪ.
Smells like another nothingburger
Is this an anus between the boobs?
>>517078106imagine cardboards and sawdust everywhere...
>>517082945I remember that shit my house didnt get damaged at all. someone in my neighborhood lost a shingle on his roof, an old fence tipped over. a couple of oak trees fell down. I think that was the moment I solidified that Im absolutely never listening to anything said on television, if they said the sky was blue id start wondering what color it actually is.
This is a good year. I predict at least one category 4 hurricane to hit Florida. I am not even bullshitting, climate change and all, so it's predictable.
A wuambo combo gift to america from China.Enjoy, burgers.
>>517083053the water spouts rise, anon.
>>517078106Lmao, the world is ending and I'm all for it.
Who cares. I don’t live in Florida, so I don’t give a fuck.
>>517082726conan
>>517078106So this is what it's like when whirls collide..
>>517079268
>>517083008It left for Bongland.
>>517083758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr7i8qupw-Y
>>517083874>niggerman 5000 referenceKek, based
>>517078106yoooo wheres the sperg that made this? lets go bud
it's fine, they will negate one another, trust the science
>>517078474kek
>>517083896cheers lad
>>517078106Spooky
>>517083896saved
>>517079268hamptonroads fag here, i'm planning on going surfing monday. i love these storms, they're the only chance for surf on the bay i ever get.
Stop cloud seeding, you're fucking yourself up lol
>>517078106Please hit Toronto and drown all the bums, please hit Toronto and drown all the bums
>>517084428They neither negate nor compound. One kills the other and steals its resources. Like your filthy ancestors.
>>517078510Not infinite but you’ll do well after a storm. The crappy pvc fencing got completely decimated after Milton and it took about 8 months to get it fixed because everybody needed their fence fixed.
>RAAAGE!!!
Don't worry, US ppl. have learned their lesson and they don't live in cardboard houses anymore!
>>517083896
>>517082726Rita Replusa from MMPR
>>517079928Nice
>>517078224time to die for the kikes or no relief for ya
drumpf gets TWO hurricanes?
>>517084772he mad
>>517083758>the worldYOU are NOT "the world".
>>517084578vabeach had some pretty good waves for once during erin last month, they were really good along obx as well.
>>517085425Strange map.
>>517086747>this cuck memeflag>this cuck shitpostKarl XII. Karl. XII.Also - swedecucks were never ever vikings.
>>517078106>i'm flying
>>517078202hopefully its so strong that it destroys all of usa (and that twice)
>>517083215Models are to be looked at, not listened to, anon.
>>517086747shitkraine is not really an important country outside of the "lets show putler democracy" thing homosexual retards band over together
>>517078331Damn even the hurricane names are being third worldized. Give me white names. Ragasa? What is this sri lanka?
Ad perfection
>>517079606>No, because despite what people who don't actually live in them think hurricanes don't hit every year. >since 1851 only eighteen hurricane seasons passed without a known storm impacting the stateOnly 18 years without a hurricane since 1851 tells me they definitely do hit every year lol.
>>517078202based
>>517087690lmao
>>517078106Damn it!!! Always on the Atlantic. Its comfy in San Antonio when a hurricane hits and moves up our way, always at most a tropical storm, city basically shutsdown and I can laugh at all the fuckers rushing to HEB who dont prepare when the hurricane is known to come out way a week or two ahead. I just love hard storms
>>517083215well now that we have a PATRIOT in office to block jewish weather machinations i'd bet on the models
>>517087959>t. MacArthur high pleb
>>517079999isn't tampa protected by some kind of injun' holy site and never ever gets hit?
>>517078202Sharknado?
>>517082726Power rangers
>>517078202Just add some atmospheric rivers and a bomb cyclone, or bombogenesis
>>517088061All of the hurricanes diverge before Florida, Florida should be btfo and flooded now, but they def are diverting the hurricanes.
>>517078331Almost seems like proof of the inner star.
>>517078331yes the electromagnetic field that creates these things goes through the planet
>>517088558>they def are diverting the hurricanes.It's because South Florida is where all of the rich jews who want sun go to retire. Don't want to Shoah your own.That said, still get some like the one that smashed Tampa's teeth in a year ago.
>>517078106looks like one of the Lovecraftian monsters from that Look Outside indie game
>>517079219Exactly my first thought
>>517078106its a nothing burger front and the bigger back one is gonna drag them both to portugal as minor rainstorms. fuck bermuda
>>517078106Those will be the fourth or fifth hurricanes that won't make landfall. One will only be cat 1.
>>517079853The govt will shut down Oct. 1.Gold is heading up, deep state can't have that.US is sunk.So US sent a weather weapon to China yesterday.The implosion of the Titan was one way to view America's demise.A young girl bleeding out, while ignored by darkies with no soul, is another.America will bleed out.The trucking industry is a prime gauge of that too.Trucks are stopping. Nuffin coming in and no one can buy anymore.
>>517088545dont forget the wet bulb and hyper frost shock aggravated road heave
>>517088302Nah New Braunfels I was a Unicorn
>>517078106Boobies
>>517078351THIS
oh sheeeithttps://www.windy.com/-Hurricane-tracker/hurricanes?2025-09-30-10,31.835,-74.355,5,m:exqad67
>>517078106Hurricane Fiona in 2022 knocked out power here for 6 days. The most boring time of my life. All the dead trees from it caused wild fires this summer after a long drought.
>>517078106tidal tiddies bring good surf
>>517078106Can't you just send a very big missile to destroy the hurricane :<
>>517078106fake graphic to justify jacking up people's insurance even more?
everything reminds me of her
>>517093270They flat out don't sell them insurance anymore. Where the fuck have you been?
>>517082726Pokémon
>>517079673Is this the christcuck's rapture that's supposed to happen today that they all bitching about? They'll take it as a sign...lol! Aw lawydy lawdy say it ain't so!
>>517079219This looks like a giant owl face. Two eyes and a beak in the middle.
>>517093832Yes, that's the joke.
>>517091182KekNo they will have the worlds first reverse cyclone super fi-8 hurricane
>>517079928Ahhhh, you beat me to it! Who who whoooooooo. What are you a fuckin owl?
>>517094029How oft did the curious Q bring up owls?They are a prime symbol for the evil ones.
>>517094584sorry, copied wrongly
>>517082726A Serbian film
>>517078106based
>>517094762
>>517078106Evil eyes of a wrathful god.
>>517088330We had a direct hit about 6 or 7 years ago, but the usual track is they come into the gulf between Key West and Cuba and then do a big loop and aim at the panhandle.Last October two of them rode the gulf coast all the way up the state and knocked out power for 3 to 5 days around Tampa and then proceeded to destroy Appalachia.They're still hauling debris out of the hollers.
>>517081241Anthony Bourdain was a JEW.>>517083847How dare you sir.
I feel this year is going to be amazing for hurricanes. We're going to have some biggie one yup.
Jacksonville here, I don't care. You won't do shit mother nature
>>517095269>you can't make memes using jews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S89Yn3I9eMM&list=RDS89Yn3I9eMM&start_radio=1
>>517078106if they merge would it be powerful enough to flip america?
>>517079999>quads confirmed, RIP tampa
OhMy God...
>>517078106Nothing is going to happen. The news will try to hype it up as some massive megahurricane that will destroy everything to try to boost their ratings. But then it will just be kinda rainy and windy for a day or two. If you are unlucky, your power might go out or one of the trees in your yard might fall down. But other than that, hurricanes are nothing burgers 99.999% of the time for 99.999% of the people, even in hurricane prone areas.t. lifelong Floridian
>>517078510No, but a roof restoration company in the lower Midwest hail zones seems to be.
>>517087797Unless you get directly hit by the eye of a major hurricane shortly after it makes landfall, hurricanes aren't really any worse than any other thunderstorm. Usually the worst that happens is everyone ends up with a bunch of fallen tree limps and leaves and debris in their yards. If you live in an extremely low lying area close to the water, you might have some flooding in your yard, but most houses in those areas are built up for that specific reason. If one of your neighbors is really unlucky, they might have a tree fall on their house and fuck up their roof. The kind of hurricane damage you see where it looks like the place got nuked and literally everything is gone down to the foundations is extremely rare and uncommon.
>>517078106Two hurricanes just synced up over my house
>>517088061I'm an oldfag who has been tracking hurricanes since I was a kid and they gave out paper maps for people to manually plot the tracks on by listening to NOAA weather reports on the radio to get the current coordinates. The red one further to the east won't touch the US at all, the yellow one might skim along and rain on the Outer Banks, but won't make landfall.
>>517078510No. Insurance, however...
>>517078106>off the coast of FloridaWake me up when it hits south texas
>>517099903No hiding its all recorded in the higher realms!
If we pay billionaires more money, climate change will go away and we'll be happy and own nothing.
Chinese HAARP has been activated in Florida in retaliation for the American HAARP activation in Hong Kong
>>517078106BOOBA!
>>517078202I hope a third one forms and it becomes a triple nigger threat
>>517082191>The spics wont do jobs anymore because theyre afraid of ICE raids.So we're just lying now . I walk outside in florida and see 3 spic landscaping companies mowing lawns of rental homes
>>517078106>HamiltonExpect it to DNF.
>>517078106>>517078202>KAMI ZUNA ARASHI
>>517078511Best game ever
>>517079268i am tired of subsidizing you shitters repairing your retarded infrastructure EVERY FUCKING year. i cannot wait until this megastorm washes all you OBX faggots into the ocean
>>517082889How much is your home insurance?
>>517106127The hurricane gods bless native floridians. It only destroys the infrastructure of snowbirds and people who moved here recently. If you want to pay less, hate on us more so less people move here.
>>517078510You need mild hurricanes. If the hurricane is too strong and wide, like Michael in 2018, you end up with nowhere to house your crew. There's a reason the initial FEMA response comes from a distance and lives off the land.
>>517087690Imagine the smell when the Saarphoon makes landfall and redeems.
>>517081400Trump should nuke that hurricane just to see what happens and distract from epstein files
>>517079268pee island is what i call the toilet paper in the bowl my stream is hitting after it turns yellow but before it sinks. good luck unknowing that.
>>517082200^^^THISchecked
>>517082726You are either young or idk.. Power Rangers were the most popular show for boys ages 6-12 back in 94? 95? I was really young and bit a kid because I have never seen it and he made fun of me.
>>517102140jews have been perfecting weather manipulationit didn't rain for 2 months in most of the country and now it's raining constantly it'll make landfall to distract from epstein and net and yoohoo
>>517108480
>>517082726>Where is this character from?i created it and 4chud pays me each time it's postedi have so much money that i reinvest it and also sell stuff i don't needwith that begin said do you want to buy a bridge?
>>517079853>oct 8th>2 weeks from nowya got me
>>517078106Why is it always Florida ?
>>517108851Same reason it's always jews.
>>517078224Based
>>517091295>https://www.windy.com/-Hurricane-tracker/hurricanes?2025-09-30-10,31.835,-74.355,5,m:exqad67Oh no. A tropical storm might hit the Carolinas.
>>517078202Fujiwhara effect. The bigger hurricane will absorb the smaller hurricane.
>>517084991TWO SCOOPSTWO TERMSTWO HURRICANESDeal with it fagtron.
>>517108112Imagine the Poo Surge. Millions may be washed away.
>>517078106Everywhere I Look Something Reminds Me of Her
>>517101490The ones that sneak in the Gulf end up going to anywhere from Houston to eastward. Tallahassee is a popular destination. And there are flood prone areas along the way there such as Wakulla county.
>>517110067Wait, aren't those down around San Diego somewhere?
>>517087158you are fucking fucked when that happens, Hamza
>>517110279They're on the Atlantic coast. They already petered out into tropical storms before landfall.
>>517078106Nothing ever happens
>>517110689I meant the nukes in the gif
>>517078106Nice tits, will they be raining milk
>>517078106you have shelters with food and 200 inch TV screens for everybody, right?
>>517078106Sheriff Chitwood will protect me.
>>517111647Those are old boobs, son.
>>517078106fake and gay, they are up to the letter G and its heading south east
>>517078106Two names, two hurricanes.
>>517078510My cousin used to run one out of south florida/keys area. They were making money hand over fist. You know what killed his business? DIVORCE. Women are worse than hurricanes.
