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>Hey anon, we'd like to discuss our lord and savior Jesus Christ with you
How do you respond?
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im Jewish
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>>517085264
>I deny the holy spirit
Then I slam the door on their dicks.
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>>517085264
Invite them in on the condition you talk about your religion first. They are obligated to pass and will just leave.
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Where are the hot female missionaries that /pol/ promised me??
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You want to buy 300 pounds of stuff?
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>>517085612
I just start preaching Satan to then and telling them I will rebel against god and conquer the heavens for enslaving me and not answering my peoples prayers for far too long
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Yeah, but you gotta hit this weed first.
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Come on in. Do you guys like GHB?
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>>517085264
Tell them to get off my porch or get a shot gun up their ass.
[2Jo 1:10 KJV] 10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into [your] house, neither bid him God speed:
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>>517085264
I would offer them a pamphlet to my church, asking them if they’d like to convert.
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I respectfully chat with them as they’re polite and decent people
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>>517085264
Humor them, act all enthralled & probably at least half-assed convert to a religion just to make some nice neighborly dudes happy.
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Want a coke, faggots? Is it true Mormon women are encouraged to have children with those who have the Mark of Cain yo help purify them? Are Mormon women blacked? Do they like BBC?
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>>517085264
White people are ugly
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>>517086650
Just by allowing them into your house you are showing your neighbors that you affiliate with them.
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>>517085264
Sure!
C'mon in!
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>>517085264
gimme a dollar.
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>>517085264
Give me one of your wives and it's a deal.
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>>517085264
Mormons actually believe some polygamist criminal American in the 1800s is a Prophet and that you have to do secret Freemason handshakes and tokens to a dude roleplaying as God behind a white curtain is Christianity. They also think they can become gods in the afterlife. The intentionally build temples in high-visual areas like highways and fund them by requiring 10% tithing for a temple recommend. Why have these sodomites not been destroyed?
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>>517086650
Hell no they are super racist. I know this Mormon dude who dates a mixed girl and his family disowned him.
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>>517085264
The only smart answer
“hey boys, I'm just heading out to rake the lawn, but I'd be happy to hear what you have to say, if you lend a hand“
They literally won't refuse and you get like $50 worth of lawn work done in exchange for a couple glasses of lemonade.
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>>517085264
I always talk to them and even anytime follow up meetings as I love talking about Our Lord and Savior and the Word of God. Eventually they force them to stop talking to me because I won't convert to Mormonism.
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>>517088257
>Eventually they force them to stop talking to me
That is why you don't talk to them or let them in your house.
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>>517085264
I live in an area with Mormons. When they come, I ask them.
"Why did the Mormon church cuck on the nigger issue? Doesn't that make a mockery of your religion?
Thirty years ago, niggers were cursed, and now they can be priests? That is gay and retarded, boys."
Usually they just give me a card and ask me to call their elder and them leave.
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>>517088210
Hello fellow slavedriver chad. Mormons are great. Great neighbors, love whiteness, think niggers are cursed, and will literally weed and landscape your yard for free. Everywhere I have lived, I've befriended the Mormons and received their benefits such as job recommendations, service etc. All you have to do to join the club is act like a respectable white neighbor would.
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>>517085264
i will not pay 10% tithe
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Mormon population is v*xxmaxxed now and will be extinct entirely this century



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