>Hey anon, we'd like to discuss our lord and savior Jesus Christ with youHow do you respond?
im Jewish
>>517085264>I deny the holy spiritThen I slam the door on their dicks.
>>517085264Invite them in on the condition you talk about your religion first. They are obligated to pass and will just leave.
Where are the hot female missionaries that /pol/ promised me??
You want to buy 300 pounds of stuff?
>>517085612I just start preaching Satan to then and telling them I will rebel against god and conquer the heavens for enslaving me and not answering my peoples prayers for far too long
Yeah, but you gotta hit this weed first.
Come on in. Do you guys like GHB?
>>517085264Tell them to get off my porch or get a shot gun up their ass.[2Jo 1:10 KJV] 10 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into [your] house, neither bid him God speed:
>>517085264I would offer them a pamphlet to my church, asking them if they’d like to convert.
I respectfully chat with them as they’re polite and decent people
>>517085264Humor them, act all enthralled & probably at least half-assed convert to a religion just to make some nice neighborly dudes happy.
Want a coke, faggots? Is it true Mormon women are encouraged to have children with those who have the Mark of Cain yo help purify them? Are Mormon women blacked? Do they like BBC?
>>517085264White people are ugly
>>517086650Just by allowing them into your house you are showing your neighbors that you affiliate with them.
>>517085264Sure!C'mon in!
>>517085264gimme a dollar.
>>517085264Give me one of your wives and it's a deal.
>>517085264Mormons actually believe some polygamist criminal American in the 1800s is a Prophet and that you have to do secret Freemason handshakes and tokens to a dude roleplaying as God behind a white curtain is Christianity. They also think they can become gods in the afterlife. The intentionally build temples in high-visual areas like highways and fund them by requiring 10% tithing for a temple recommend. Why have these sodomites not been destroyed?
>>517086650Hell no they are super racist. I know this Mormon dude who dates a mixed girl and his family disowned him.
>>517085264The only smart answer“hey boys, I'm just heading out to rake the lawn, but I'd be happy to hear what you have to say, if you lend a hand“They literally won't refuse and you get like $50 worth of lawn work done in exchange for a couple glasses of lemonade.
>>517085264I always talk to them and even anytime follow up meetings as I love talking about Our Lord and Savior and the Word of God. Eventually they force them to stop talking to me because I won't convert to Mormonism.
>>517088257>Eventually they force them to stop talking to meThat is why you don't talk to them or let them in your house.
>>517085264I live in an area with Mormons. When they come, I ask them."Why did the Mormon church cuck on the nigger issue? Doesn't that make a mockery of your religion?Thirty years ago, niggers were cursed, and now they can be priests? That is gay and retarded, boys."Usually they just give me a card and ask me to call their elder and them leave.
>>517088210Hello fellow slavedriver chad. Mormons are great. Great neighbors, love whiteness, think niggers are cursed, and will literally weed and landscape your yard for free. Everywhere I have lived, I've befriended the Mormons and received their benefits such as job recommendations, service etc. All you have to do to join the club is act like a respectable white neighbor would.
>>517085264i will not pay 10% tithe
Mormon population is v*xxmaxxed now and will be extinct entirely this century