America is so fucked kek
Try that in a small uneven field.
>>517112019Ching Chong lamalamadingdon, sambal bij alstublieft met mijn nasi goreng, twee chap choi en wat haaienvinnensoep, en snel een beetje m’n bapao wordt koud.
how will this protect him from an autonomous drone attack
The fuck Zhang gonna d-
>>517112019This is dancing.
His mom definitely took the Tylenol
>>517112019chat is this real
>>517112019Can you explain how doing chinky flips will make a difference in the global struggle for dominance?
>>517112019ching chong ping pong death to amerikkka
>>517112019OH LOOK MOAR CHINK SHIT
OH NONOT THE HECKINSHOALIN MONK BREAKDANCING >>517112106fpbp lol
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>>517112019Mutts be like:>sharts pants
>>517112019i could beat the shit out of that kid.
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>>517112019will this america's next top dancer routine be able to magically stop bullets and missiles? Because we have plenty of those.
>>517112313I think it's cool and shows that some of their people have discipline.
>>517112019WTF A CHINESE KID JUST FLIPPED OVER MY HOUSE
>>517112461lmao
>>517112019>America is so fucked kek...because? some chink midget is doing backflips?
>>517112019some furfag with a butt plug at eglin air base presses a button and obliterates jackie chang's family
>>517112019we got subways full of niggers doing this shit, and they even do it while high on drugs. better luck next time OP>>517112461>implying china wont have drones too...
>>517112019What does doing a standing split achieve? Is that good for attack or defense?
>>517112019Why is chink propaganda still stuck in the 70s? No one cares about you abusing kids into doing flips and acting like state controlled robots
>>517112019why?gooks and nips did that shit too, and we still beat them
>>517112019>repeatedly demonstrates a lack of testicles It was always the gay boys who did that gymnastics crap
>>517112019The average fat amerimutt could literally punt that chink into space
>>517112019They’re even training their necks to stop a 30-06 round
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>>517112019acrobatics have never won a war, and chinks always lie, just remember that
>>517112891herro stinky chinky
explain to me how this helps defeat an army of trannies at a computer with suicide drones
>>517112536>someEmphasis on some. Not every chink is doing kung fu flips. Apparently Chinese gen-z are using baby pacifiers.
>>517112106>Try hitting that with your automatic weapon>.That was easier than it looks in the movies
>>517112019it's so over
>>517112019These look like the mobs you demolish while flailing around in the tutorial lmfao
>>517112019Your brain isn't supposed to be slung around in the bowl like that.
>>517112019>Americans are so f-ACK!
>>517112019https://youtu.be/sI9C7RrqTtM
>>517112313i recommend watching trump's and china's military parades side by side to better understand how fucked you are
>>517112019This is gymanstics for children, and those are literally children. I see all kinds of kids do fancypants shit like that.
>>517112891As a sailor, that is a comically bad idea.
>>517113523Last one is the comfiest
>>517112019Man when that kids grows up I can still hold him off with one hand.
>>517112019Chinks practice fighting more than anyone and lose more than everyone.
>>517112019i wish someone put me in some intense training as a younglingmy super spazzy energy would have gone into something like thatbut all i get now is skate tricksstill fun, but doesnt translate to self defense or kicking the shit out of someone>>517112106>uneven fieldthis is a non issue if you're coordinatedcompensating for uneven surfaces becomes very easy, even being tripped, slipping, etci always find my feet
>>517112019Yes, a Chinese woman has been fucking me since June, she’s very flexible and limber.
>>517112106>mutts can not conceive of boundary between performance and practicewould explain a lot actually
>>517113110>birds will drop dead if you drum on some pans.This is what westoids ACTUALLY believe
>>517113737That is a full grown creature. Purebred show dog, only purpose is propaganda. They have 40,000 more ready to be deployed at any time to combat the animal torture vids
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Wasn't there a Chinese MMA fighter who went around proving that this Kung fu bullshit is complete fake and worthless in a fight?And then he got fucked by the CCP government for hurting china's cultural legacy.
>>517114289those were chinks doing that retard kek
>>517113426US is still dominant on the seas tho
>>517112019America is finished
>>517112019>yuo wirr be r-ACK
>>517113830nice front blunt
>>517114611does poland even have a navy? lol
>>517112019Americans have guns. Why would they need to do that?
>>517113113Literally me.Except I'm in my 30s
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>>517112019all memes aside, this is much better than letting your kids grow up watching elsagate or tiktok videoswhy are some poltards so triggered by it?
Now use that energy on indoor plumbing and bringing electricity to the mainland
>>517112019These kids are essentially the same as girls forced into ballet by their bitchy moms. Except these kids get the belt instead of the ipad privileges revoked.
>>517112019Kid's gonna break his neck if they keep letting him do those moves.
>>517114440badass
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>>517114899180 switch over crook through the bendfeels good man
>>517112461The majority of the drone market is Chinese, what mutt hallucinations are these
>>517112464>what was the Boxer Rebellion
>>517112019I'll kick his ass. Lets set up a match
>>517112019holy shit, flipping toddlers…this literally changes everything
>>517112019>America is so fucked kekAmerica?!What about the Australian break dancing championship?!?!?!Bruce is gonna have to get his women to step it up!
>>517112019notice anything about worlds strongest men, chinky? get back to your nerdy maths spreadsheets and faggoty break dancing.inb4. white man all rook same.
>>517113215>Ching chong tranny surgery
>>517112019However will we combat child gymnastics!
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>>517115710We can force china not to use them. Like we told to russia to not use them.
>>517112019>that splitOW MY FUCKEN BALLS
>>517112019this kid gonna be the GrandMonk of China and will restore Monk Order.
>>517112019We have bugs here and it’s fine.
>>517112019Go look up how the boxer rebellion worked out for china.
>>517115710no one is doubting american drone capabilities.
>>517114925China cant into blue water
>>517116013*also, no niggers.
>>517113113based grampa, also looks like she low-key enjoys it
>>517116564one man had a KD of 200 and 0.
>>517113215>What it feels like to live as a man in Sweden
>>517112019>America is so fucked kekRight. An insular, isolationist, soulles, ant colony with no natural resources that imports most of it's food is going to take america down.
>>517112019Gaaayyyyy!
>>517115113These aren't really soldiers, every university student in China goes through a few weeks of military training
>>517114037if it's not the same thing, then you are a performer. it's why people who fight for a living don't practice anything but fighting for a living
>>517114440>6'2" 230lb guy walks through your 125lb straight kick and now you understand the purpose of weight classes
>>517117084These faggots have been watching too much anime to understand that the chink doing flips means fuck all.
>>517112019It's so funny to me that the commies can't teach qi balance*Does backflip by the mechanisms of production*I mean this is what they actually believe
>>517117071so being trained by the military doesn't make you a soldier. what makes you a soldier then?
>>517112019Extremely good but the kid will not be able to do this at 18-25 years old
>>517117257It is basically like a summer holiday camp hosted by the military. Going to one doesn't make you a soldier, retard
>>517114508>Kung fu bullshit is complete fake and worthless in a fight?Interesting claim, because it has always worked for me, perhaps his trainer was full of shit or was he a poor student?
>>517112019Enjoy your arthritis when you're a teenager kid
>>517113651If it wasn't for bad ideas the chinese would have none at all.
>>517114508Do you mean Bruce Lee? That's what Bruce Lee actually did irl. Living in California he would see sailors with a year of boxing and wrestling beating the shit out of 20 year grand masters in whatever traditional art and formed JKD.
>>517112461Retard copeThe Chinese are the one making the drones, they are the one with the industrial prowess to actually sustain a large-scale peer war.
>>517113426You know china would get fucked, the chinks lost 3 times to Taiwan
>>517112019We have teenage girls that do that, too. It is known as gymnastics.
>>517112019kung fu is fake bullshit and a basic bitch boxer can clobber a master easily
>>517112461This is actually a very enlightening picture. Thank you for posting it.
>>517117672"Taiwan" used to control like 80% of China. "Taiwan" (you mean ROC) lost the civil war
>>517114289I mean, if you have 100 million chinks chasing after them then probably. Exhaustion hunting in one of the oldest forms because us and horses are the only two animals that can sweat allowing us to shed excess heat while moving
>>517117550there is a big difference between martial arts and bullshidokungfu/karate/whatever steven seagal uses are more performative than mma/krav maga.
>>517117670>The Chinese are the one making the drones, they are the one with the industrial prowess to actually sustain a large-scale peer war.
>>517118016I can tell you have never taken lessons just by the way you talk about it and have no clue what seagal studied lol
>>517118030But he is right
>>517113140You know what?You’re actually completely righthttps://youtube.com/watch?v=EJWysthCJgsFuck China
>>517112106That head flip move would be interesting to see in a parking lot littered in broken glass shards and loose potholes.
>>517117550Video looks kinda fake. Jeets always put cringy walk offs at the end of their fake faggy videos.
>>517112019Way too energetic. They do pointless shit like this to hide how gay they are.
>>517113215I heard something about this ball kicking thing and i just cant understand it? Why? how? dont they feel it? That shit must hurt.
>>517116711Doesn’t even look that heavy. I bet I could lift that.
>>517118016I like Scott Atkins movies style of martial arts. Van Damme also was pretty cool. Seagull was never really considered any good.
>>517114611Chat is this real?
>>517117550this is called a sucker punch and is a total bitch move
>>517115041kek
>>517119108How is it a sucker punch?Other guy had his shirt off and was acting like he was ready at beginning of videoMaybe don't pick fights when you are drunk?Because if you pull your shirt off and come within striking distance of me I will clean your clock the same
>>517112019Soulless bug people
>>517119293because the indian guy acted like he was walking away until the white guy put his hands down and then sucker punched him? maybe that?
>>517116013Strength sports have been dominated by Eastern Europeans historically like your military was dominated by emus
>>517114037NiggaThe only reason you're not being ukrained as we speak is because of the U.S.
>>517112019Wait until chinks find out that in other countries they also teach their kids gymnastics>n-no t-this is fighting or something.....They teach this to little girls who do more impressive feats and with more style without the yelling and weird jerking motions
>>517112019Why third worlders think doing circus acrobatics is some kind of badass indicator?
>>517112019yes, we know chinks abuse their children. what does that have to do with america being fucked?
>>517112019...chearleading? We have those at every school.
>>517112019We have acrobats and gymnastics too Fang Fang
>>517112019That shit looks gay.
>>517119468Maybe don't pull your shirt off and move in on someone's personal space while acting tough?He walked away after knocking him outThat is the honorably white thing to do
>>517112019This is the same thing as posting a gay black breakdancer and claiming China is so fucked.
>>517119803Little tortured slavic girls. Gymnasts have the best pussy. Look at Putin's wife.
>>517117520so national guard aren't soldiers either? then why do they get the benefits of a soldier?
>>517119850Work is not abuse.You're government and corporations lied to you so you would be weak, lethargic and uninformed.
>>517112019There’s guns and Muay Thai and BJJ here
>>517118155yeah he's a retard.it's aikido, and it's a martial art not a fighting method.>>517117550funny how white men value masculinity over race, so whoever is the strongest, white men kneel to that and submit to him..if it was a nigger, that one puncher would have been gangraped by niggers>>517117627everyone has arthritis retard. if you do a blood test at age 15 you will find some of it as well.search - rheumatoid factor
>>517114508You're comparing a history dating back hundreds of years and comparing it with modern times. The same way bows and swords are useless against modern firearms, but many aspects of combat still apply. Chinese martial arts evolved into what you now see in MMA.https://youtu.be/__kuDPOcV-k
>>517112019>heavy rolling industrial machinery in his waysorry kid, nothing personalasians are really good at gaming a known system. literally all you have to do to defeat them is change one variable they weren't expecting, and suddenly they self-destruct
If you were really that strong you would have taken over USA by now not posting these dumbass threads.
>>517119803>>517119920>>517119943Officer Kim rill show rou rur error!
>>517112019>America is so fucked kekI could punt that little chink like 50 yards.
>>517112106EASY! YOU DON'T HAVE TO LEAD THEM AS MUCH!
>>517120014You have gay vision, it comes bundled installed into nearly every american citizen these days.
>>517113830>always find my feetare you my cat?
>>517120179that's a fight between 2 gay guys, stop pretending it means anything. faggots and dikes fight constantly
>>517120418Cats are very good teachers
>>517120190Chinese martial art involved into the joke it was always meant to be. There is no legitimate example of any ''martial art'' used in MMA. MMA as a term is a complete misnomer. Every single martial art got filtered and defeated by just getting punched, kicked or grappled.To save the dignity of martial arts they invented a made up martial art called Brazilian Jew Jitsu, which is not any kind of a style or martial art, it's just the general practice of learning kicks, punches and mostly wrestling.Every example of supposed masters representing some retarded martial art like karate or whatever, it's just idiots making sure they move their hand or leg in a certain way to hit their minimum requirement to say they technically used martial arts.
>>517120451That was just a Swede vs whatever flavor of Arab they import anon
>>517120042The jeet probably tried to fuck his lizard or something, then sucker punched him as soon as he put his guard down.
>>517120042nah if you think that's cool you're a bitch too. either fight like a man or walk away but don't fake like you're not gonna fight then sucker punch him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLESZUPJkukhard to believe there was a time when people thought these chinese martial arts could be used in a fight
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>>517113523I like 70 Fo but it looks uncomfortable.80 Fo has no taste90 is that gay le modern shit 00 isn't bad if it had industrial fixings and some brick.
>>517112019That is meaningless.
>>517120400Sure, it's a video of a 6 year old child.But...For every 1 gay faggot like you, there are 15 chinese men.You are outnumbered, out produced and enforced by a generation of your parents being nigger loving, self hating pharma induced zombies.
>>517121494For a lazy faggot like you, sure, everything is worthless, it's what you were raised to be. A nihilistic sissy.
>>517112019Serious question: that is impressive, but would it actually come in handy at all in any sort of hand to hand combat?
>>517120612Truth is even boxers, if they stick strictly to boxing, can get fucked in a street fight with no rulesI have taken Karate, wing Chun and jujitsu classes, jeet June do(my favorite) and I can tell you one thing, i don't know a single person that was actually good in from those classes outside it that stuck strictly to their trained techniques in a open rules full contact spar or on the few occasions we tussled with some assholes at a bar or event.A real martial artist, a serious one is not gonna stick to simply what they learn in classThey will incorporate the lessons from that class to assist them>Improved balance>Improved reaction>A good parry or blockBut they also mix it up with a bunch of unorthodox tricks and strikes or manuevers that are not taught in that class.For me, the idea of training is to find your own limitations, and learn to work around or past those limitations, such as limitations in movements.You learn how the body moves, and by knowing this can intercept someone or counter strike them by reading their telegraphed signalsYou learn what your circles of power are, like the distance your kick can reach in any direction while having full force potential, same with your armsThis helped me be able to quickly measure others limbs with a glance and thus know when I am in range of their striking capability.You train on these things they become an afterthought, done automatically which frees you up to make strategy in a fight.Anatomy, weak points in joints, and sensitive nerve cluster zones are also a part of a serious fighters training.If all you do is practice at class and never at home or improvise and have zero experience in street fighting then yeah, you are gonna get rekt out there on the subway level
>>517112019Narcissism overload holy smokes.
>>517112019Try that as a 6"4' Übermensch.
>>517112019>America is so fucked kekin male gymnastics?
wdym we have more guns than chinese have people. and thats just the civilians. try backflipping over .556 ammo retardo
>>517120866He moved on his space and guy turned for a second, that doesn't excuse you to drop your guard.I highly recommend you avoid any street confrontations ever, for your own safety Never move within a foot of somebody and act like you can take it.
>>517112019Because they have better circus clowns?
>>517112019>look at this acrobatic gooklet performing >that means the only country that can annihilate the entire planet is absolutely doomed hahahahahaI hope a tsunami wipes (you) out
>>517112019Oh fuck, i knew we should've invested into state driven circus, look at the caliber of their performers, BLIMEY!
>>517112313People being in good shape has obvious benefits m8
>>517112019Who would win?That kid or a F22 Raptor?
>>517120418before you land skate tricks, you need to learn how to fall right or you're gonna break yourself or fuck your ankles upwhen you're in the middle of a trick you'll need to compensate instantly for the fall, or eat it and get hurtit becomes so natural to react to improper weight/gravity distribution that i just dont 'fall' anymore even if i slip, get tripped, pushed
>>517122008Daaang, the F22 looks like that??
>girl sport>watch outstfu chink
>>517114440Funny how you never see chinks winning in the MMA
>>517112019I'm pretty sure China has had these for a few thousand years. If so - how come China was so weak that they got colonised by THE AUSTRIAN NAVY?? The fucking Austrian navy colonised part of China with 300 men. The breakdancing monks somehow couldn't repel them
>>517122184That's what happens when the coomer tries to goon with his ball massaging arm.
>>517120612Everything beyond boxing in MMA come from Chinese martial arts. Most of Chinese martial arts were weapon skills anyway. Wars in China are well documented. BJJ was developed by a Japanese man called Mitsuyo Maeda. He was Jigoro Kano's student. Around that time in Japan they started developing Jujutsu and Karate into sports. Katate's original name was 唐手 - Chinese hand. The history of trad arts into modern sports is well documented. Every weapon skill was dropped during this period, part a few still used in Karate. It was pointless to train those skills due to the advancement of firearms. MMA is an unarmed combat sport but the techniques come from traditional martial arts actually used in the battle field once upon a time.
>>517112019Why is it that Chinese people always do shit like that but then they never create a powerful civilization
>>517121665Body conditioning always comes in handy in a actual fight
>>517121855you've gotta be trolling because i don't believe anyone in america can be this dumb
>>517112891americanos do the same but with fat niggers on display
>>517114611Well, it was nice being top dawg for about 100 years. It's over now. I kneel.
>>517112019I could heem any chink manlet just by swinging my dick in their direction
>>517122458ill have me a Pimp Cane® #20 with a large diet coke
Almost good as teenage girls, Chang.Troon out lil' bruh
>>517112019What will it change, war is anyways simply holding a rifle and getting out of the sight of drones for soldiers nowadays
>>517112941Not only do all gooks look the same, their cars do too!
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>>517112019oh come on , that was a meme since the old movies. Asians were always like this.
majority of americans are overweight / obese
>>517112019all day everyday all this kid does is this and you're impressed? what a shame this is all his life will ever be a little boy molded by retards to do this over and over
>>517112019Spiky sticks and ninja flips? Our automatic rifles, jets and tanks are rendered useless!
>>517121705All martial arts can be countered with an elbow to the face or a side-kick to the knee. BJJ is particularly shitty if you try that shit on a hard surface and end up with a fractured skull.
>>517112268Dancing was part of the fitness training of basically every warrior aristocracy, including in Europe.>>517113140People who grow up fit and disciplined will be better drone operators than obese trannies.
>>517123078This, he should be having gender affirming care, classes about the evils of slavery and be glued to a screen
Blacks were doing that on school playgrounds in Detroit in the 1970's.I was there.Look how that's worked out.
>>517113830>but doesnt translate to self defense or kicking the shit out of someoneNeither does chink dancing. There's a reason none of their martial arts have any practical use other than light cardio
>>517122458>>517120612Something doesn't add up you guys. How can something so old turn out to be so useless? Because it isn't old. The martial arts traditions taught in public schools are not the real martial arts traditions but a modern dance class.
>>517112019i see nigglets doing this shit at the park almost every day
>>517120612>Brazilian Jew Jitsu, which is not any kind of a style or martial art, it's just the general practice of learning kicks, punches and mostly wrestling.There is none of that in huezillian Jew jeet tsu
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>>517112019Built for BBC.
>>517123646Yes OP video is modernized Wushu showcasing movement and gimmicks, often with weapons. The modernized combat is called Sanda or Shanshou. There used to be hundreds of Chinese martial arts and this is the CCP bastardization of them all.
>>517112019[laughs in Indiana Jones]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQKrmDLvijo
>>517117902Ching chong bing bong they tried invading the island like 3 times after that. Retarded pretentious faggot
>>517112019I could train a monkey to do that shit, yo.
>>517112019wdym our kids do this covered in makeup and pink dildos in the middle of parades in the street
>>517122975and a diet coke pls
>>517115113she needs to be sent to re-education camp
>>517122458For me, it's 4. Light, practical, fast, best range, easiest to fix or mass produce. Everything else is impractical or retard-tier. This isn't dynasty warriors
>>517117670>The Chinese are the one making the drones, they are the one with the industrial prowess to actually sustain a large-scale peer war.Yep.Look back at WW2 and what won the war for the U.S. was that we converted our manufacturing lines to churn out guns, aircraft, and military trucks.Nowadays our military procurement system takes ten years to make a fighter aircraft. Oh, and all the assembly lines for things like cars and microwave ovens are in Mexico and China.
>>517114611I thought it was indian parade kek
>>517112019martial arts might as well be make believe magic spells compared to a gun.t. martial artist for over 30 years
>>517112461Why are the guys playing with the joystick white men? Fucking idiot, kys
>>517118030He’s right you retarded fucking child
>>517112019lol. these changs will be working in circque de soliel in 5 years.
>>517114508Xu Xiaodong made him pay some hefty fines and restricted his ability to travel, rent or own property. All for kicking the shit out of some kung fu masters.
>>517117628That kinda applies to everyone.
>>517126475The fights you can watch online are really entertaining too.>Xu Xiaodong throwing dude around>repeatedly uppercutting wing chun guy during grapples>ref throwing himself through the air to stop Xu destroying his opponent after knocking him down>post fight Xu is kinda sweaty and the other guy is standing with a busted nose and bloody face>we'll call it a draw...
